Pickup Lines (With Steven and Curtis)

[MrRandumbz]

Nerdy pickup line:hey girl,wanna Help me test the spring capacity of my matress

Ninja pickup line:I just slipped you some poison,the antidote is at my place

Ninja:I heard your a master at blowgun

Animal:baby I'm nocturnal,I can go all night

Sexy:Stacy is that you Oh hi Steve  Sorry,don't recognize you with your clothes on

[MasterCharlz]

my magic watch is telling me that you're not wearing panties... oh you are? must be 15 minutes fast...

[YungMalThaKid]

1:47 never stopped me

[gyConnor98]

you should do a few how to videos, because that would get you loads more views!!, BUT you shoudlnt do the reeeeaaally good street magic ones because then it may not be so amazing... please get back to me...

[givemepancakes04]

What has 142 teeth and restrains the incredible hulk?? My Zipper 0_o

[gyConnor98]

@givemepancakes04 so your dick is green...

:L jk

[CurtisExtras]

This guy is so cool. I wish I knew him

[TheLordofstorms]

u and me now!!!!

[tayahher]

"Um.. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Works like a charm. (;

[AlExAnDrA4669]

YOU CAN HAVE MY NUMBER!!!

[RosesareCheap]

bhaha. you guys did great XD star wars pick up line: *look straight into her eyes* I know...... *walk away*

[MrsDegrassi]

oooh... jeesh... i really don't mean to be a hater but lindsey is a really bad actress... xD

[beastly345]

Wanna see my hardrive?

If I'm a Cytotoxic T cell than you must be a helper T cell cuz you're turnin me on

[PColtrain]

nice try

[SocraticRaver]

Something akin to a math joke. "Hey baby, I know your know not in my range but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain."

[TheGecko5567]

my favorite pickup line is this: ask a girl "Do you like water?" she says yes so i say "Then youre gunna LOVE 77% of my body" haha

[TheGecko5567]

@bekahbooks hahahahahahaha

[PigeonMan413]

@cappa37 yeeaaa remember how she said she had a boyfriend? take your perv eyes somewhere else

[VioletRoseLilly]

Is their a mirror in your pants because i can see me in them

[cutiesher1981]

jackson in my wallet

[XxSCHAFanATORxX]

"excuse me, but my watch is telling me you aren't wearing any panties?"

"ummm, yes i am"

"oh, must be an hour fast"

[makYOUsuffer]

Dislike bar is my pickup line!

[makYOUsuffer]

please let the dislike bar get higher! :DD its how it should be!

[bekahbooks]

I AM INCREDIBLY RICH!

My favorite pick up line is: "I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

[FIVEofHEARTS2529]

Worst Pick up line ever: (almost got me suspended from school)

Hey, you know what would look good in a Pile on my floor in the morning? Your clothes!

[thecomposerpianist]

worst one ive ever heard was "do you work at subway 'cause you just gave me a footlong." or, for biology nerds, "if I was an enzyme I would be helicase so I could unzip your genes..."

...yeah.

nice guys :D

[TheMagicofCurtis]

@thecomposerpianist nerds ftw!

[kcin228]

Wanna go get some fried chicken, have sex you know see what happens? Yes it worked, we dated for 6 months.

[TheMagicofCurtis]

@kcin228 That is.....the most interesting thing I've heard all day hahahaha

[TheSoccerKitten]

Haha, nice video. :)

[iRevealMagicTricks4u]

the guy with the glasses looks gay like a fag and fucking homo

[TheMagicofCurtis]

@iRevealMagicTricks4u Yeah buddy that's me. And since you don't know who I am (or else you would've called me by name), just get out and stop hating.

[w0bblyd0inkb0ink]

@TheMagicofCurtis ha ha ha

[TheMrmagic640]

@iRevealMagicTricks4u Fuck off and stop talking about your mom like that.

[iRevealMagicTricks4u]

gay as fuck 

[TheSoccerKitten]

@iRevealMagicTricks4u If you don't have anything constructive to say, DON'T SAY IT. Easy as that.