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  • no matter what color you are,your food for raptors regardless

  • The pathway from Pallet town to Viridian City sure is a dangerous one.

  • That's a good life lesson, kids. Another one: stay the f*** away from Isla Sorna!

  • He did what any rational person wold do when being chased by a large killer theropod: stop running, turn around and scream, and flail one's arms frantically to intimidate it.

  • Hahahahaha... funny black man! XD

  • If they were Raptor nazis they would go after Ian Malcom first

  • A wild Velociraptor appeared!

  • "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"

  • Real srry if this is long....(pans out on grass, and slowly starts to show raptors in grass) "Wild Raptors appeared!!!!" *Raptor used tackle/swipe* *loud screech* (super effective, victim "fainted") "Screaming victims use run" "Screaming victims run away!" (lol not 4 long) Raptors then take turns going through the buffet line:D "Wild Raptor appeared!-Wild raptor used tackle/swipe!" (still super effective, victim "fainted") "Wild Raptor appeared-Wild Raptor used quick attack! (Super effective..

  • thumbs up for the black guy WHO WAS IN SMOSH!

  • this was one of my fav scenes. fukn raptors r badass!!

  • A wild Raptor appeared!

  • That black dude looks like my neighbor...

  • He didn't have any pokemon so he blacked out instantly

  • i bet the guy was saying in his mind WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BLACK!!!

  • This could prove to be real in the SE states. What if alligators came ashore?

  • as much as i laughed at his reaction i always felt bad

  • Love JP, but I hated this bit cause he turns and screams BEFORE the raptor even jumps out. If hed just kept running.

  • pokeball GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

    

  • dang racist raptors, no wonder they are extinct

  • @paxtonsmith That comment kinda reminds me of a line from the first Jurassic Park. Dennis Nedry, the fat guy, said almost the same to the Dilophosaurus. But without a more or less social commentary on racism of course. lol (don't get me wrong, if found your comment pretty funny despite being sick of those discussions on movie-racism).

  • for some reason i knew there would be comments below about "racist this" and "black guy that" without even looking. does that make me racist? lol

  • first time i saw this, i already knew what was coming

  • Press 2 repeatedly for Epic Blackface.

  • "DON"T GO INTO DAH LONG GRAWSS!!!!!! NOT INTO DAH LOOOONG GRAWSSSS!!!!" lol, should of showed when he said that! XD

  • *que pokemon battle music*

    Trooper encountered a wild velociraptor

    Trooper used sterotipical "Black Face"

    It's not vary effective

    Raptor used mawl

    it's super effective....

  • Press 4 for fun and 5 for Jazz Hands.

  • Fuck!, I´m terrified! Now I know why my dad used to told me to mow the grass in our backyard: He knew about the raptors O_O!

  • Why do they always have a black guy get killed?

  • And I thought the long grass in Pokemon games was annoying...

  • @tyro808 fuck that. the caves man. i still wake up with nightmares some nights thinking of zubats lol

  • ok so the guy was running, good idea. he stopped to scream, bad idea wtf was he thinking?

  • @genosynca "maybe if i scream like a lil girl and wet my pants, it wont eat me! =D"

    Phail

  • @NightmarePegasus lol true. still the velociraptor jumping out of the grass was just too epic.

  • big deal blacks can die just like whites one way or another raptors dont give a shit what color you are for him your just his fucking lunch

  • @crackerHero Amen

  • @crackerHero unless you're like bruce willis in which case you never get eaten

  • @number3665 If it was Chuck Norris then the raptors would probably run like hell

  • @crackerHero I'll vouch for that, raptors dont care about skin color, if you're meat, you're food, period.

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  • @crackerHero But everyone knows dark meat is the best.

  • Lol at his eyes

  • My conclusion, JP films like killing off men, especially black men.

  • To be fair....if you watch this movie...the one of the white casts are the first to die.

    And 3 other white people got eaten before this black dude.

    And Ian's adopted daughter or whatever, she's black and didn't die.

    So yeah....all in all, I'd say Jurassic Park hates MEN, not race.

    Notice who always survives in these Jurassic Park movies? That's right...the women and children.

  • @AlchemyAngelizBack In the original, the first to die is a black man in the very first scene. And we all know that Arnold (Samuel L.) gets it later on The only others to die are Gennaro, Nedry and Muldoon. 5 character deaths, and 40% of them are black, when blacks comprise about 5% of the cast.

    In JP3, while the first to die isn't a black, the only black guys dies almost as soon as they make it to the island.

  • @AlchemyAngelizBack whoa' they are such sexist's >:(

  • wow why did the black guy stop now he is like the raptores bitch lol

  • Damn, that's Julius from Everybody Hates Chris, isn't it?

  • oh! oh! Porn rape scene!

  • Well, Kelly (Vanessa Lee Chester), Ian's adopted, or perhaps step-daughter wasn't killed, and she was black. When I first seen this movie, I think I was eleven years old I thought to myself, "Wow, Hollywood has gone a whole new low killing off little black kids now." But, Kelly survived. Back then I had a crush on her.

  • You'll also encounter wild pokemon in it

  • How in hell did Speilberg make the dinosaurs look so real! In the 90's?!

  • @fox9ninja Speilberg didn't do it, he was only the director, but I know what you mean. It's crazy.

  • @SanguisArcangel Computers, working, nights on a row. Poor IBM's.

  • @SanguisArcangel yeah when i saw this movie when i was a kid back in 1997 man that shit was tight for me as the other guy says they look too goddamn real !!

  • @alaindiazaran Top notch special effects. That shit costs alot of coin to

  • @SanguisArcangel yeah and the raptor scenes are the most scary the t-rex is scary but if you don't move he can't see you but how can you survive a herd of velociraptors so fast so strong so deadly you have to use your brain real hard because they are super intelligent too OMG

  • @fox9ninja CGI artists actually had talent and skill back then.

  • @fox9ninja

    STAN WINSTON BIATCH.

  • @fox9ninja Cgi , in other words , computer generated images using high polygon model and high budget computer to render , pretty amazing in the 90's !

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  • @fox9ninja magic

  • I like how he turns around and screams before the raptor even pounces on him

  • its always the black guys and the sluts.

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  • i liked the part where he screamed

  • instead of screaming friggin run

  • i think that raptor is rasist

  • @PastelStudios Raptor Nazis!

  • The black guy always gets it...

  • i always stay out now

  • @Skull10 dude like %90 of people getting killed in jurassic park is white men..%10 black men....%0 women

  • @scorchcammando Yes, but it's just that about EVERY black man in the Jurassic Park series dies.

  • @Skull10 on the contrary. if you were a true jp fan you would remember the black police man in the lost world. quote - "wheres the crew?"...."all over the place". and are you saying steven is racist? cause thats not racist. most people today dont know what racism is. killng off a black guy isnt racist. saying im gonna kill every single black person in the world is.

  • @scorchcammando I said that ABOUT every black man in the JP series is killed off.

    I'm not saying it is necessarily racist, but it is curious when the track record for blacks in the JP is not very good. Think about it, the very first scene of the first JP, the very first person to be attacked by a Raptor is a black man!

    Trivia: The black actor who played the Raptor victim in JP was actually a former Cubs pitcher - Jophery Brown.

  • @Skull10 what about john arnold? he was one of the bravest and smartest characters in the book and movie. unfortunetly he got killed by raptors. he was one of my fav characters. i thought he was cool. and you said "the track record for blacks in the JP is not very good." dude, the track record for whites, asians, puerto ricons etc are horrible too. its all in the movie script. if a black guy was a main character i doubt he would die. its JP. 75% of all people you see in the movie die.

  • @scorchcammando Why are you guys arguing about race? Who gives a rats ass?

  • @SanguisArcangel Racism is always an important matter in any subject.

    Rodney King, Rosa Parks, Cesar Chavez, ect ect! This is Rosa Parks Dinosaur Version.

  • @scorchcammando In general, black have a disturbingly low survival rate in proportion to whites in movies. This isn't perception but a statistical fact. Just check the TV Tropes web site. The disparity isn't quite as bad as it was in the 70's/80's but it is still disproportionate.

  • @Skull10 and so do ALOT of white people

  • @AlchemyAngelizBack That's because there are many times more white characters in the cast, meaning there is a greater chance of whites dying. Statistically speaking, it is unlikely that the only black would die.

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