Bottles for Breakfast

[blacky777]

it tastes like....burning

[tehc111]

muuUUUUUAAAAAAAA

[HelloNewYorkCity]

that is the best glass crunching sound i have ever heard in my entire life.

[csyrgrs]

I eat captain crunch for breakfast, pussy!

[MyNameIsBucket]

I like how he has a side of cereal.

[SeeDMT]

The sound of instant regret

[craterblast]

om-nom-nom

[MrIcePho3nix]

Damn good plate of glass.

[robnewland]

*haemoglobin

[Angerfist1211]

First i thought 'hemogoblin'

[360MaxdudeMax]

Wait who was whistling 0_0

[MinecraftDudester]

He found out it wasn't low-fat glass

[WhiteHawkPROD]

last comment is from a week ago...?

WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO!?!

[keyanamarquise]

i love the "MUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!" as if he didn't know he was about to eat the glass.

[OnimeNoRice]

@keyanamarquise hahahahahahhahaah

[theheckwithit]

seriously? I demand more views for this now...

[chelseaman58]

It's like the Grinch!

[vnelly3]

don't worry buddy it's better going in than coming out :)

[SmashLiXs]

@RedStoneFox i can beleve that. well sort of

[Wardudeftw]

how can you eat that?

without salt???

[DEHSUPAHTEEUB2]

my god, i hate the sound when he crunches the glass!

[areon409]

crud its diet bottle XP

[Mr10Lap]

That's quite a bit of sauce he has there.

[centchu]

wat



[blueHarvest3012]

salt´s missin, damn it.

[Wardudeftw]

@ManWithOpinion THATS RAD MAN

[gmoustaki123]

chuck norris' breakfast

[JDLOCKON]

@owmyears lol

[NateDin]

Looks he he... *puts on sunglasses* ....didn't have a shard of sense.

[purplegill10]

@NateDin NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[NagualElias]

REAL MEN eat bottles for breakfast.

[rubik0912]

MUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[OZEmzieOZ]

This is why you chew your bottle before you swallow, what age is he three? Idiot

[djbanizza]

And that's why kids, you should fry your bottles longer ...

[burnindriver900]

BWWWWWUUUUOOOOOOAAAAAAD!

[Nemesis986]

THIS GLASS TASTES LIKE BLOOD! I WANT A REFUND!

[Sirhc7000]

quit yer bitchin'

[ferretspy440]

I would scream too, that must taste horrible.

[beerjames]

what'd you think would happen?

[eviltomnook]

aw yee high life 8)

[ShinShadoWolf]

...I fail to see where this went wrong.

[JackMetJill]

instead of breakfast, he should have had turkey dinner with gravy...

[Ryanspeanuty]

Nutritious

[redmetal48]

Without any milk.

[serdarguy12]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Variecs]

...ааааааАААА!!!

[thecrazymike12]

"stingy as hell"

[Budogenkai]

ew miller 

[MusicMan961]

Lol wow that's how to eat breakfast Like a Boss

[HLKUber]

Needs a bit of the Midas touch...

[ImThatGuyJake]

This video reminded me I had chicken in the oven! Thank you, I don't have burnt chicken because of you :D

[Bloxor369]

uuuuuuuuuuuahhhhhhhhhhh

[Colethecon]

A meal fit for a king!

[itsjeremy6]

I tried to thumbs up "Good source of hemoglobin!" but youtube wouldn't let me.

[BlackSabbath86]

@itsjeremy6 Good source of hemoglobin!

[teejayandjon]

i regret nothing

[adamisfaceless]

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[epicturnip]

lol the ad says "So Juicy"

[whatAsickNAME]

@epicturnip hahahahahaha i got that too!

[epicturnip]

@whatAsickNAME It made me chuckle hehe XD

[lucidlunatic]

LMAO What the fuck

[makan95]

CRUNCH.....UUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAA

[makan95]

MMMMM.....UUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAH.

[mlg5595]

soon after he drank oil with hiss fruity lugg nuts(:

[SawmanZ]

He's eating his bottles! And then he is going to eat mine! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD

[EnigmaticUnseen]

@SawmanZ You see these signs? They stand for hospitality, and you can't piss on hospitality!

[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

Too much salt?

[stevenskul]

without any MILK

[noface181]

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[trje246]

can someone send me the recipe? cheers!

[MrJustinmiller91]

@trje246 One part brown glass to two parts clear glass. Add green glass to flavor cook on medium heat till warm and enjoy with hot sauce

[trje246]

@MrJustinmiller91 Thank you so much! Now, i have something to feed the kids!!!

...not my kids though. ...Mwahahahahahaha! (<---evil laugh)

[LordOfTheGnus]

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

[Labtec01245]

WITHOUT ANY MILK

[kanadensiskvarg]

probably seemed like a good idea that morning...

[TheTKC]

Most people would probably say that he "MMMUUUUUUUUUUUAAA!" Is the best part but I think the way he just casually cracks the bottle open like an egg is the fucking hilarious!

[Pacu89]

Shards'O'Glass breakfast starters. From the makers of Shards'O'Glass popsicles and candy treats.

[ShockBomber]

muuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­hhhhhhhhhhh-marvolous!

[lobsterhands123]

Does anyone else see the bottle of fake blood next to him?

[TylerBearHart]

@lobsterhands123 Thats hotsauce. XD Its called Tapatio.

[shadowknights2000]

munch munch munch blooooo...

[T2norway]

Best five seconds of my life! =D

[du6167]

Than was random o_o

[Donkamandic]

Vaginas, breakfast for champions

[eruption257]

muuuuuuuuUUUUAAAAAAHHH

[SchizophrenicRobot]

"I had glass for cereal" "Psshh" "Without any milk!" "DAMN!"

[TheAustrianlegend]

The cereals for real man

[lyingbears]

IT OCCURS TO ME NOW I HAVE MADE SOME BAD DESCISIONS.

[Allyosaugh]

i love the blood coming out of his mouth

[rregre]

*whistle*

*crunch*

*sound of instant regret*

[ChefninjaPictures]

@rregre lol the featured video on my screen was "regrets" and it came up as soon as the video ended.

[BlackSpeakersOhYeah]

EXTREME BREAKFAST.

[AjBassIST6]

I think he earned his stripes with that breakfast! ZING!

[killafr6]

I eat glass, nails, babies, and dinosaurs for breakfast..

[supersonicguy556]

wuhhhhHHHHHH

end

[tuna2223]

"i eat nails for breakfest"= weak

"i eat glass bottles for breakfest"= BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!

[ffinfinity1]

@tuna2223 i eat glass and nails for breakfast

[tuna2223]

@ffinfinity1 weak+BEAST=Mild!!!! FAIL!!!!!

[ShikariHybryd]

Eats pain for breakfast.

[QWERTYCommander]

UwaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA-

[lastkillis100]

what did you have for breakfast? CEREAL!!... what did you have for breakfast? GLASS!!. so? WITHOUT ANY MILK!! AHHH MY GAWD

[JHub5]

Can I have my bottles scramble, please?

[PivotSeargentFS]

Omg.. yummy :P

[ripperasylum]

what?

[XxReZoRxX1]

i laughed my ass off! Rly so random.

[yoshinibble123]

Get some war juice and you're good to go! (Crab blood + horse meat + hard liquor) hehehehe

[Ido013]

As a matter of fact some people can eat glass lol.

[xxharuna3xx]

I guess he cooked a....*puts on Glasses*

Bottle of ketchup!!! YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sry couldnt resist......

[TheMasterOfReality55]

meruhhhh

[TheTKC]

...bwwaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAGH! ROFL!

[pilot7893]

It's the noise at the end that gets me.

[banhamm3r]

muuuuhhhhhh

[Suzushisama]

that's how i feel

[warcrime53]

what make me a good demoman ?

if i was a bad demoman

i wouldn't be eating bottle of scrumpy for breakfast !

[evilegg288]

@warcrime53 All ya dandies, prancing aboot with yer heads full of non-lacerated gums!

[Rioxka]

this one makes my mouth hurt xDD

[adept91]

He's upset because there wasn't a prize inside

[steamidjf]

oh come on, if Chuck Norris could do it...

[Horrortunes]

ahahah

[kevlonk]

MeuuuaaaaAAAAA

[MentalMate]

bleaaaAAAAAAAAA

[PivotStorm]

waaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA!!!! XD

[Kowlslaw]

...yer arses ass and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen.

Just bought two tickets to the gunshow, and I'm not given' 'em to ya; I'm goin' with YOUR tickets.

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

@Kowlslaw You're a bad demoman

[Kowlslaw]

If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you, now would I?

[hihgjack]

glass win

[xL1PEx]

AYE, ME BOTTLE O' SCRUMPEH!

NOM NOM NOM OM NOM

lolwut

[TasamiOkami]

AW ME BOTTLE OF SCRUMPY.

[Heylookaneagle]

@TasamiOkami OH, thats the STOFF.

[mariothief]

@TasamiOkami thankfully i dont remember any of this

[Gl3nnman]

It's been ages since a video made me laugh so hard and so long as this one xD

[McSpyCrab]

i laughed way harder at this than i should have

[shilpinator]

oooooOOOOOOOO

[Bulzeeb15]

I'd start chugging that chocolate milk if I was him.

[TheSpriteGuy]

I LOVE how it stops in the middle of his scream! lol

[madmistriss]

lol i could watch this all day

[KrodoProbuctoins]

A breakfast for champs.

[SeeYouNextTuesday0]

@KrodoProbuctoins More like a breakfast for CHUMPS. Am I right fellas?

[ColbyDavid]

@SeeYouNextTuesday0

Haha... failure..

[familyguyaddict83]

OMNOMNOMNOM

[bigg132]

@familyguyaddict83 more like OMNOMNOMNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :P

[familyguyaddict83]

@bigg132 win

[familyguyaddict83]

@bigg132  win

[ZippyRagu]

OHOHOH, OH HO, DES ES DULISHIUS!!!

[coolskyfire]

Want salt and a little bit of lemon juice on that

[ShinShadoWolf]

Where do you get your ideas?

[thegalaxyguardian]

XD

That was so random, yet epic XD

Keep the 5 Seconds coming!

[Kyhplz]

Owwie...

[DrCowboyFace]

Dammit! Third time this week and I STILL can't find the difference between eggs and glass!

[FarfadetRoux]

too glassy for me

[familyguyaddict83]

hahahahaha

[Britishface]

This hurts my soul.

[firespikez]

yummy! <:D

[555BadBoy555]

Rofl xD

[megabassmasta]

XD ahahahahaah

[SpiggetDelta35]

lmao a good source of hemoglobin xD

[decisruler]

HOLY FUCK THAT IS AWESOME!

Hahah! :D

[tsfunhouse]

ouch

[Zolofgonnakillallya]

mmuuuuhhhhh!

lmfao xD

[biggitydiddity]

lmfao.