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  • i died of laughter at every bit

  • they didnt think it was an emergercy that a potato was gonna come kill me, lool

  • That was SO funny! Great Job!

  • yu no how hard i had ta fite fa all thez colours up here

  • Nice voice

  • I'm dying from laughing... and I'm trying hard to keep it in so my roommate won't think I'm going crazy.

  • Jesus loves you.... lol

  • super funny

  • O. M. G.  I have never laughed so loud

  • funny as xx :D

  • Did you know white people can sing this in 2 minutes? omg! tooo funny

  • AAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMAZINGGGGGG! How many of yall know he amazing?

    LOL! So true.

  • HAHAHAHA XD OMG FREAKIN HALARIOUS I <3 U GLOZELL

  • hahah you say the same thing about your name in every stand up comedy videoo !:)) ahhaha this is halarioussssssss

  • Here I thought you should do stand-up and find out you do!!! LOL

  • TFFW to funny for words

  • Haha I just love beautiful black women like you Glozell :)

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  • This is actually hilarious and very witty!

  • Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayzing how many of yall know whos amazing? Grrraaacce

    lol luv ya glozell! :)

  • A PATATO IS COMING TO KILL ME!!! lol

  • Just found your channel. You are too funny. Thanks for making me laugh.

  • very good stuff...very funny. well done

  • The leg bit was HILARIOUS! My father would SO do the same thing to me if we were in that position. Love ya GloZell!

  • Awesome set. The cheerleader jokes had me rolling. Keep it up!

  • The church part had me ROLLIN

  • I love the ghetto Glozell!!

  • i love this vid. I'm a dancer/gymnast and I listen to this instead of popsongs to keep me energized when i train! LOL BEST ON UTUBE!!!!!

  • Wha you say gur! LOL

  • Favortie part: 1:21-2:28

  • "a white leg. in payless." xD LMFAO.

  • Fourth video I've watched of your stand up and your opening about your name is boring....

  • My most favorite part was the cheering part! Were gonna beat you and knkock you dead we will kick you in your head!

  • Why is there no sound :-(

  • lmfao. youre the best

  • hahahah "i had to walk what seemed like 3 miles." you're so funny!

  • I love Black woman they are the best in the world and they are so beautiful .Black woman are Diamond and white woman are Gold .I love everything about Black woman.

  • GloZell your such an inspiration, I swear. Everytime I'm like sad or down I watch marathons of your videos. They just make me forget everything stupid and sad and just LMAO the whole time. I wish I knew you in real life lol. But you live like half way across the country, I live in Virigina.

  • June sixth. :D That's my birthday!! <3

  • OMG THAT'S MY BIRTHDAYYY!!!:D

  • i love it

  • You need to come to Havelock, NC and do a show at our local (small up to 60 peeps) club! It is named Choppers. Jimmy Walker has been here lol. I am going to ask Chopper (USMC vet/Owner/Proprietor) to ask for you! You rock!

  • You have the same opener haha, still makes me laugh every time :)

  • I love you gloZell! So talented, and so funny!

  • WOW that was amazing. YOU have a gift. Making people laugh is just the surface of your gift....making people forget about their pain and worries while laughing is the CORE of your gift. You have that. Thank you so much for making my day so much better. I love you GloZell

  • I love glozel so mucho hahahaha

  • 8:27-8-36 OMG EPIC!! =DD Glozell love you n_n

  • :D:D:D:D I love how u talk about the church school xD

  • Great show sweetie !

  • lol!

  • hahahahahahhahaha i am cranking up when u did ur little girl face

  • Wow!! This is GREAT!!! RESPECT!

  • LMFAO!! i laughed at like the whole thing!! ur so effin hilarious!.....you are in my tops of favorite comedians....and theres only 2 now including u hahahaha!!! i love u!

  • HAHAHAHAH

  • XD ROFL

  • ummmmm i would like vannila please *evil glare* lol and the cheers were guna beat you and knock u dead were guna kick u in ur head jesus loves you omg u r sooooooo funny

  • hahaha

  • Jesus LoVes Yuhoo. Lol

  • what happened to the sound????

  • My paternal grandmother's name was "Homezell". No joke!

  • Glozell u NEED to audition for LAST comic standing!

  • I LOVE YOU GLOZEL!!!! :D:D

  • woo go GloZell !!!!!!!!!!

  • wow thats was so funny i just moved to L.A wish i was there

  • Hilarious! Kudos to you, GloZell!

  • incredible! :)) Love ya glozell!

  • uhm i want a vanilla.

    *the oh hell no look*

    whatchu said gurl?

    LOL

  • god bless you  !!!! your good I want to see you on Mad Tv or SNL :)

  • HHAHAA!! OMG this is incredibly funny! I love your mom LOL

  • GloZell! i really love your videos. You can make me laugh every time i watch you. keep up that goood work(:

  • LOL...great routine ! I laughed hard 'cause I also was sent to Lutheran school ^_^

  • I laughed so hard, I cried. XD

    I can relate to the church part.

  • you did this on my birthday!! you are hilarious.

  • do you perform regularly?

  • u did sooooooooo good

  • this is great! thanks for . . . . uh. . . "showing your ass"? . . . . i heart black people. they perplex me.

  • That's a good thing. She showed off... Thanks

    GloZell

  • @glozell1 hey

  • good job!!!

    -A'ngelia

  • LOVE YOU GLOZELL! AHAHAH

  • Well, this explains your adversion to all things black american. An adversion that prompts your hatred for Obama. Your folks tried to beat some pride into you and wound up beating what little you had out of you. Your parents meant well but they just went about it the wrong way.

  • OMG.. you are halarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...­.....jesus loves you.......lol.......loved the whole video

  • Thank you

    GloZell

  • Very funny! KUDOS

  • Thank you so much...

    GloZEll

  • oh dang you have such a good voice (:

  • Thank you so much JJJJ...

    GloZell

  • that was pretty damn funny. keep on keepin on girl

  • Hee hee hee... ah... thank you so much jcpost10...

    GloZell

  • You are SO talented, and you're a good singer, too!

    Congrats on your amazing performance! Keep Making Great Videos!

    I <3 GloZell`

  • Thank you so much SpencerEnglander15...

    GloZell

  • HAHAHAHAA!!! ur dad sounds just like mine...always trynna be funny. LMAO!

    ur so talented! Keep workin girl...its paying off! :)

  • Thank you so much Chinaija...

    GloZell

  • lmao.

    im really enjoyin your vids.

    i hope you go far in your comedy career.

  • Thanks so much... much success to you also...

    GloZell

  • You are soo funny!

    Best of luck

  • Thank you so much zunit4321

    GloZell

  • P.S.

    Are you really serious about the white legs? Too funny.

  • I wish I was joking... oh how I wish...

    I am a product of my parents... say no more... lol

    GloZell

  • I really enjoyed this! 5 stars girl. Great job!

  • Thanks Jax

    GloZell

  • lol. your very funny, good luck your career

  • Thank you very much loveupskirts

    GloZell

  • GloZell?? You betta get it!!! hahahahahahaha hilarious

  • Thank you so much C

    GloZell??

  • OMG!!!!

    I seriously was rolling on the floor laughing!!!!!

    Keep it up!!!

  • Hey rolling on the floor... that's great...

    GloZell

  • hahaha Very funny Glozell !

  • Thank you so much bobclark360...

    GloZell

  • Hey... that's great!... Keep laughing... my work here is done...

    Thanks C

    GloZell

  • lol. very good. keep up the good work!!!

  • Hey missbrownsuga444... thanks you so much!

    GloZell

  • OMG MY FACE HURTS! watching your videos takes me back to my cousin doing comedy and me attending.....black and white church is so true we were talking about that yesterday!!!!

  • Thank you so much...

    I hope you come to the J Spot next Thursday....

    GloZell

  • Hey... Thanks so much...

    Tell the man of yours I said stop being a skumbag...

    Glad you are in a better mood! Yea!

    Thanks White Red Head Girl...lol

    GloZell

  • AAMMMAAAZZZIIINNNGGGG

    i was in the worst mood cause im skumbag boyfriend and u made it all better thanks glozell

    -kelly

    the white red head girl

    lol

  • Dame good

  • Dame good... I like that.. funny

    Thanks so much M

    GloZell

  • haha that was great, good job!! you made me laugh :) i hope you get more gigs!

  • I made you laugh?... Yea that's great!

    I was booked for next month at the Comedy Store so I will find other places to go up...

    GloZell

  • your whole act was good! haha i wish i could be there to support you even though i don't laugh very loud :)

  • your facial expressions are so funny, especially during the ice cream bit!

  • Glozell what i love about you is that you may be black but you apeal to all audiences.. im a white girl and you are so funny, this was amazing, loved it!

  • IM BLACK.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... Thanks for telling me.. lol

    Love ya... thanks...lol

    GloZell

  • That was awesome, Glozell! I'm proud to see you bust em up!

    Yeah!!!! Just remember the little people! (me!)

  • Awesome!!!

  • Thank you for your comment...

    Thanks N

    GloZell

  • Hey Follower 25!... Thank you so much R I will remember you...lol

    Thanks

    GloZell

  • gosh Glozell that was hilarious! Keep up the good work! =D

  • Thank you so much M22!

    GloZell

  • Thank you so much... I am looking for places to go up right now... Thank you so much...

    GloZell

  • keep posting stand up,it's great.

  • Oh HELL YA Glo, that was rockin' you really need to get back in full force, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. And I'll let ya know a lil secret, I'm a white gal from the north, we sing it in 1 1/2 min or less..!! We's Freezin up here and need to keep the teeth chatterin' for warmth lol.. keep postin girl!

  • Hey White Gal from the North... Lawd ya sing quick... proud of ya... I would vist your church... cool!

    Stay warm...lol

    Thanks so much MissOmni

    GloZell

  • GlozeLL BOMB SHOW..!

  • Aw... Thanks R

    GloZell

  • Very funny. I wish you much success.

  • Thank you and I wish for you the same....

    GloZell

  • Congratulations!!!!! That was really funny. Hope to see more stand up videos!!!!

    Egax

  • Thank you so very much underboss0... I am doing the rounds ... thank you so much...

    GloZell

  • Glozell, I expected you to be funny, but I have to admit......you exceeded my expectations tremendously. I did not expect you to already be ready for the Tonight Show or Letterman......but you are. Your routine was much funnier than most that I have heard on those shows. I am going to forward this link to as many people as I can. Hopefully others will do the same. If so, you just might blow up sooner than you think. Congratulations!!! Kudos also to SK for all his behind the scenes work.

  • Thank you so much tj2002123...

    I truly thank you for taking the time to leave a comment and taking the time to forward my stand up... I love the Tonight Show and Letterman... I have grown up watching late night shows... Thank you from Sk and myself...

    GloZell

  • wicked :-) Loved it G

  • Thank you so much N

    GloZell

  • You were hilarious! I'm glad Kevin was able to record it....too funny..lol Especially the singing at the end..lol

    You did yo' thing up there, girl! I see you were wearing your new jeans..:-)

  • Hey... yes... those are my new jeans... ha ha ... funny you know the back ground... lol

    cool... Thanks X

    I was booked again so got to work harder... thank you again!

    GloZell

  • Congratulations on being booked again! Looking forward to seeing that.

    Maybe you guys should fly out to the eat coast sometime..plenty of underground comedy clubs here.

  • Thanks... good to know

    GloZell

  • Great Job GloZell, you looked very relaxed and confident xx

    and yes ill be in LA end of this month

  • Cool FMM , SK and I will meet up with ya!

    GloZell

  • Is this the Same Mama

    who jumped on a trampoline

    till she had to pee? lol

  • Ha... that was my mother...lol

    Thanks M

    GloZell

  • Congrats! NICE Job! Sorry I couldn't make it, I hope to come to the big show. YOU were awesome!! :)

  • Mary and I was looking for you...

    Thank you so much SA

    GloZell

  • Aw, glo I'm so happy for you! this was so funny!! it made me LOL !! =D

    Congratulations!!!

    xoxo

  • Hey... glad it made you laugh... thank you so much A

    GloZell

  • Great job!!! You were fantastic!

  • Thank you babyg237...

    GloZell

  • This was awesome! Great job.....

  • A big ole' thank you T

    GloZell

  • how many times have you done4 stand up ,,,,4

    some funny stuff there

  • First time in about 6 years... I did once 2 years ago at my church in California...

    Thanks A

    GloZell

  • You Funny!!!! LOL

  • Short and Sweet... thanks so much SE

    GloZell

  • I can't wait for the next show!! Start working on your new material now!!

  • Yes... right away... my Manager is on top of that... thanks for everything..FAL

    GloZell

  • Awesome video :) Thanks for sharing it

  • Aw... so sweet of you to say J...

    Thank you

    GloZell

  • Congratulations. Sounds like you rocked the house.

    Next time I'll be there to heckle.

  • Saxm I would love for you and yours to be there... you better not heckle me... lol

    Thanks S

    GloZell

  • omg you got me crying as soon as you sang amazing grace. that was hilarious!!!!!

    amber

  • Amber... nice name

    I am so glad that you got your laugh on... makes me feel great!... Thank so much

    GloZell

  • see its very rare that you have comedians who are not only funny, but have clean jokes as well....props to you and S.K. for coming up with such a funny routine......ENCORE! ENCORE! LOL

  • Thank you so much... ENCORE is coming up soon... I was booked for next month...

    Thanks B

    GloZell

  • GG, I found this video tonight and LOVED it! You're a new Lucille Ball/Carol Burnett. Start posting funny ones on your blog. It's good practice for what you are destined to do...make people LAUGH. SK is making sure you are getting jobs and soon you can move and get AC.

    XXOOOXXOOXX,

    MD

  • HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

    MD you get around... now you are on You Tube... I will post pictures of that night up on my blog... Thanks so much... glad you LOVED it... wow LucilleBall/Carol Burnett... now that's about as sweet as it can get... thanks MD

    Wish you were there...

    XOXOXOXOXOXOX

    GloZell

  • GG, Jean and I would LOVE to see you perform. Are you going to be in CA the first or middle of January of 2010? If you are, we will make reservations for 3 nights in the LA area. Sure wish your blog were like it used to be. Old folks don't like change and I MISS YOU!

    MD

  • Yes MD I know... change has been good for me... let me ride out this 100 days... it's a new thing... developing a new audience... thanks so much... yes I will be here in Jan as far as I know so... I would love to see you and Jean...

    Thanks for everything MD...

    GloZell

  • Glo U are STUPID! Those people don't know how natural it is for you. You are like that all the time. (LOL) 10min set =30min set on COMEDY CENTRAL! You are a RIOT! I would like to see you in a Movie...

  • WOW... I would love for you to see me in a movie also...lol... Comedy Central... yes yes yes... me likey...

    Thanks C

    GloZell

  • WOW!! Real talk Glo you need to try out for MAD TV or something, you had audience ROLLING.....many blessing

  • YES YES YES.... Mad TV... I love Mad TV...

    I met Bobby Lee after the show ...

    Thanks so mcuh S

    GloZell

  • Bravo Glo!!! That was amazing! Seriously just brilliant. Your story about your dad's white legs made me cry with laughter.

    Thank you so much for posting this.