Terrible Twos. My sister was the worst years 2-4. She-devil. The definition of terrible twos. (She could give this look, it was demonic.) And then a few years pass and she's a sweetheart who cares more about others than herself. Who'd a thunk? It makes me worry for when she turns sixteen. I hope she was mean enough at age 2 to make up for 16...if that's how it works.
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On December 24 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed in myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repose a chain letter. If you don't repose this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't want to to die
LOL I so agree with Ellen! xD That's why I refused to have a sweet 16 because what's the point?? it just seems like a way to make your parents spend even more money on you!!
I'm on of The texting tweeting and no I will not take my iPod out of my ears during dinner I hate you I wish I was never born by the way can I take the car no not the minivan and give me some money for gas-sixteen".
"stop resting during dinner, anti- social, Facebook 24/7, let me chat with my friends, can I have 20 dollars I'll pay you back, I never took money from u, wants some starbucks not Jamba juice, I'm too fat (even tho I'm skinny) let me stay up all nite talking to my boyfriend, your not in charge of me sixteen"
aww c'mon I don't wish I was never born...I would never have gotten to watch your show xD and my family doesn't have a mini-van ...but yeah part of THAT sixteen is true i guess...lol
my mom would describe it as "
"The texting tweeting and no I will not take my iPod out of my ears during dinner can I stay on facebook more I hate you I'm lazy to do homework can't wait till high school is over-sixteen"
Terrible twos last forever. My little girl is going on four and her twos have yet ended. It gets worse because the talk back more and become more stubborn. But they are worth it!
well ellen the twos dont always have to be terrible. this is the age when kids start thinking they can be adults so u want to reason with the child. if the child does something bad pretend that hurt ur feelings n they will feel bad. i used to have a roommate whos daughter was 2 n she was a sweet heart. so hopefully ur lil niece is too ;)
To get her to do what you want, say the opposite. "Don't put your shoes on." "I don't want you to brush your teeth." Two year olds love to do what you don't want them to. And, yes, 3s are way worse than the 2s.
( The texting, tweeting, no I will not take my ipod out of my ears during dinner, I hate you I wish I was never born, by the way can I take the car, no not the miny van, and give me some money for gas sixteen ) <<<<< LOL I couldn't stop laughing XD
Everytime i went to her room to play a little whit her she is screaming on Bosnian Bježi (Go away) Damn ,she is like a little evil ,she know how to speek ,but she wont speek bcz she think whit screaming and yelling she will get everything !(Not that she cant speek) she speeks ;) But I wanna die when i hear her screaming -.-
"The texting tweeting and no I will not take my iPod out of my ears during dinner I hate you I wish I was never born btw can I take the car no not the minivan and give me some money for gas-sixteen".
My little brother is 6, and he has not improved. Just today he dumped my dog in the bathtub. The full bathtub.
Mockingjaysgirl 5 days ago
Terrible Twos. My sister was the worst years 2-4. She-devil. The definition of terrible twos. (She could give this look, it was demonic.) And then a few years pass and she's a sweetheart who cares more about others than herself. Who'd a thunk? It makes me worry for when she turns sixteen. I hope she was mean enough at age 2 to make up for 16...if that's how it works.
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ToBeAVampire101 3 weeks ago
Hahahaha, I am sixteen, and I won't deny how accurate that is... xD
JjPayneMusic 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from TheEllenShow
Well Ellen, I'm turning 16 in two months. ;)
AnnieChaster 4 weeks ago
@Berkley001 Me too
janttek00 4 weeks ago
I love how you have a star to stand on!!! haha i would need one too!!! I love you soo much im only 11 and i watch your show every day!!!
Berkley001 1 month ago
ellen you are so cute hahah
sk8tergal995 1 month ago
my husband says i'm in the touchy 20's and he is practising for the thoughtful 30's! :-p
Lozzzzie89 1 month ago
this is 9 days after taylor storch died :( i am so sad
pie8441 2 months ago
I have more of a problem with 3-year-olds because at 2, they're just learning right from wrong, but at 3, they know better but just don't care.
MsLilithJS 3 months ago
haha although partially true, the remark about the teenagers is very stereotypical....
Nileyluver326 3 months ago
i was 16 but now i am 17. lol so true Ellen. i really want to met you please, please sub me back. thanks so much
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AngelofHappiness8 4 months ago
aaaahahahahaha "fussy 48s" hilarious!
Serondie 5 months ago
fussy 48 XD
wang6838 5 months ago
shes soooooo good lookin ! look at this shirt and the jacket !
everytime i see her i fall more in love with her.
J0Manson 8 months ago 11
i loooooove the new name for the sweet 16!
Shakirrito 9 months ago
16 in 20 days hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha ..... can I borrow the car??? :)
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bieberlover5151 10 months ago
I love Ellen. She's super funny and super beautiful. (:
lisalegit 11 months ago 26
LOL I so agree with Ellen! xD That's why I refused to have a sweet 16 because what's the point?? it just seems like a way to make your parents spend even more money on you!!
Love you Ellen!! <3
kaweenaxd 11 months ago 9
@kaweenaxd well there are a such thing as low budget parties that are still a lot of fun
monstahhh12 7 months ago
i turned 15 on the day you posted this :P
mewie101 11 months ago
2:13 :D :D :D :D :D I'm 16 :D :D: D
WhyYouWannaTriponMe2 11 months ago
MY NAME IS EVA
068021856hvtt74 11 months ago
Respond to this video... turning 16 in just 17 days ... i'm so gonna say what Ellen said ;D
A14M04I19A95 11 months ago
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A14M04I19A95 11 months ago
Ha its so true(:
britatatitty 11 months ago
From 0:00 to 2:28, that's the best part.
SuperToyotaLexus 11 months ago 3
I'd take the toddlers over the teens anyday of the week and twice on Sunday!
whaaselfesteem 11 months ago
2:06 on is the best, by far!
ThreeSixty916 11 months ago 4
Hahahaha ..when you are 16 you are everything but sweet :)
she is hilarious..i love her ! ♥
LauraSs14 11 months ago 3
ellen looked soo cute at 1:37
DDMKA 11 months ago 8
There's no such thing here in Germany. :D
FrozenFruitAddict 11 months ago
the person who created sweet 16 was obviously being extremely sarcastic... X)
casagreen77 11 months ago 3
@casagreen77 word.. xD
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I'm on of The texting tweeting and no I will not take my iPod out of my ears during dinner I hate you I wish I was never born by the way can I take the car no not the minivan and give me some money for gas-sixteen".
Fronethi 11 months ago
LOL I turn 16 in July
Ziakalyan 11 months ago
Loved the sweet sixteen part! Hahaha
ToastyEggoWaffles 11 months ago
"Sweet Sixteen" part was superb!....lol
LOVE ELLEN :):):)
Arthikaj 11 months ago 3
In Sweden we get our driving license when we're 18... :(
xKiwie 11 months ago
Lol, my auntie would call it
"stop resting during dinner, anti- social, Facebook 24/7, let me chat with my friends, can I have 20 dollars I'll pay you back, I never took money from u, wants some starbucks not Jamba juice, I'm too fat (even tho I'm skinny) let me stay up all nite talking to my boyfriend, your not in charge of me sixteen"
happpyhalo 11 months ago 3
@happpyhalo lol that's funny too
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aww c'mon I don't wish I was never born...I would never have gotten to watch your show xD and my family doesn't have a mini-van ...but yeah part of THAT sixteen is true i guess...lol
my mom would describe it as "
"The texting tweeting and no I will not take my iPod out of my ears during dinner can I stay on facebook more I hate you I'm lazy to do homework can't wait till high school is over-sixteen"
pricelessLez471 11 months ago
LOLLLL!<3 love her!
starliight54 11 months ago
HAHAHA! Best line ever at 2:11 :D
4EllenPortia 11 months ago 3
ELLEN I LOVE U
I WISH I COULD BE ONE DAY THERE IN YOUR TV SHOW
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nyto2 11 months ago
Ellen: They call it the terrible twos because the two year olds are terrible human beings" lol
DreamfightingKiller3 11 months ago 4
hahaha love her
kludiaega18 11 months ago
Eva is so cute!
SummerSunshine1988 11 months ago
Terrible twos last forever. My little girl is going on four and her twos have yet ended. It gets worse because the talk back more and become more stubborn. But they are worth it!
DarkAngel5301 11 months ago
well ellen the twos dont always have to be terrible. this is the age when kids start thinking they can be adults so u want to reason with the child. if the child does something bad pretend that hurt ur feelings n they will feel bad. i used to have a roommate whos daughter was 2 n she was a sweet heart. so hopefully ur lil niece is too ;)
roseytears 11 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH,,,,, DAMN SHE'S RIGHT ABOUT THE SWEET SIXTEEN! HAHA
FerxhGarxa 11 months ago
To get her to do what you want, say the opposite. "Don't put your shoes on." "I don't want you to brush your teeth." Two year olds love to do what you don't want them to. And, yes, 3s are way worse than the 2s.
kimkdavis1 11 months ago
hey, how old is your son?
( The texting, tweeting, no I will not take my ipod out of my ears during dinner, I hate you I wish I was never born, by the way can I take the car, no not the miny van, and give me some money for gas sixteen ) <<<<< LOL I couldn't stop laughing XD
AngelManson1 11 months ago
I loved her description of 16!
anusiaa21 11 months ago
My Nephew was born yesterday March 24th,2011!!! Hes adorable
lover102795 11 months ago
@lover102795 congrats!
KarinasPets 11 months ago
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thumbs up if u love ellen and u have wish that she had a clone every where i do!!
jeshervip 11 months ago
it's been only a week since i've seen last videos of Ellen but i've already missed her jokes so much!!!
;D
:)have a nice weekend everybody!
dacjuks132 11 months ago
I love ellen's fashion.. perfect for casual formal.. Very sexy.
phenochio 11 months ago 4
Ellen and Portia should adopt a kid =D
annridl 11 months ago
lol never heard of the terrible twos! I actually adore them at that age!! <3
CuteRocker123 11 months ago
Ellen is the best
ambermarievargas11 11 months ago
1 dislikes is a asshole :/ I LOVE IT <3 :)
Oscar96Tube 11 months ago
That is great
Licazy 11 months ago
16 isn't that sweet so far..
Alison2105 11 months ago
love you ellen!!! what you said about 16 is completely true!
Willymorti 11 months ago
3 and half is worse then a 2 year old cause a 3 and half year old talks back lol
kiddlyjesus3000 11 months ago 248
@kiddlyjesus3000 100% agreed
ksicsfaceslover 11 months ago
@kiddlyjesus3000 for sure! my little cousin is 3 and a half and its the worste age ever
KarinasPets 11 months ago
@kiddlyjesus3000
My little sister is 3 and a half !
Everytime i went to her room to play a little whit her she is screaming on Bosnian Bježi (Go away) Damn ,she is like a little evil ,she know how to speek ,but she wont speek bcz she think whit screaming and yelling she will get everything !(Not that she cant speek) she speeks ;) But I wanna die when i hear her screaming -.-
PimpMyFBPage 3 weeks ago
Couldn't have described the year 16 better myself. hahahahaha
xojessi 11 months ago
"The texting tweeting and no I will not take my iPod out of my ears during dinner I hate you I wish I was never born btw can I take the car no not the minivan and give me some money for gas-sixteen".
HILARIOUS! :D
Chakram 11 months ago 573
@Chakram so true though
taaddisGaGa 7 months ago
my little cousin turned 3 recently... THANK GOD! XDDD
3mmzLuuvzYoutubz 11 months ago
I wonder if she got that right the first time or if there are some bloopers.... <3 Ellen
hmlcdob16 11 months ago
@hmlcdob16 lol i doubt she had bloopers, shes a professional comedian..this stuff just comes right out of her. Shes naturally funny lol
Shortee09o 11 months ago 2
AHAHAHAHAHA
3mmzLuuvzYoutubz 11 months ago
Fuzzy 48's hahah!!
Victoryisalways 11 months ago
hahahah! thats a long terms for 16!
LadyMyara 11 months ago
dont hate the teens.. hahaha they too are discovering who they are going to be!
xiheartu93 11 months ago
I LOVE ELLEN!!! u r so funny!
SuperPerfect10 11 months ago
Have to agree.
903ise 11 months ago
ILE
SweTyNes 11 months ago
:D
TheBRESCvids 11 months ago
i love you ellen
justinnewgirl 11 months ago