One of the funniest lines from Throw Momma...

[iTehHolli]

"A man in a hat,

Killed another man in a hat."

[ellenoid]

I think the best part is when mama questions larry and says, "Who are you?" and he says, "I'm owen's friend." And she says, "Owen doesn't have a friend!!" ;-p

[MASR4]

head ache in my eye XD

[AstralSunrise222]

or when mamma yelled "get out of my house, you horse's ass!" to the policemen

[MultiShades]

Great movie

[HindiIII]

Or the part when Billy Crystal goes facedown on the door down the basement steps and knocks out and when Owen comes home, she slaps him and she goes "my friend, my friend...you little crybaby. Now go bury him in the backyard before he stinks up the place."

[DictatorPwnage]

My personal favorite is "Ehh, I don't want to say over the phone. All I can tell ya is that I killed her last night"

[tony2tones777]

@DictatorPwnage shoot thats brilliant

[sirusbones]

Funniest line is Owen's, "You lied to me!" Wham! Poor Billy Crystal! :) God, this movie's hilarious!

[BoeingBonkers]

You black bastard!

[TheOtherChanel]

I have the hugest woody for Billy Crystal.

[kiwistraberryberry]

@TheOtherChanel  I agree(: lol

[colums]

no way the funniest line was when owen blew the trumpet in his moms ear and they think she's dead and when they get clsoer she suddenly yells "HOLY SHIT! WAT A DREAM I WAS HAVING! LOUIE ARMSTRONG WAS TRYING TO KILL ME!"

[plerimest]

the funniest part is when his mama says Louis Amstrong was trying to kill me.

[Sillybrosia]

that is sooo not the funniest part :P

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Still not as funny as, "You lied to me!" *PWANG!!!*

[w3ndybee]

"Chapter one...the night was humid...class dismissed." LMAOOO too funny!

[Quandary2]

@w3ndybee Oh! The night was humid! I thought he said the knife was human! Ha, ha! I never saw this movie but now I think I will see it. When they named it Throw Mama From the Train I thought the movie took place on a train. Now that I have seen some clips from the movie on youtube it seems more interesting so I will watch it. I liked her in The Goonies. In the movies she seems to be sort of a cross between my mother and my maternal grandmother. Ha, ha!

[w3ndybee]

@Quandary2 lol You should definitely see this movie. I've seen it so many times already and it has so many funny parts. OooO The goonies is a good movie too! :) Mama is hilarious though! haha I think I might see the movie right now. loll

[arvedsin]

This and "Forget Paris"are my most favorites movies of Billy Crystal.

[vfreak]

A truly great movie, and a great line as well, however it would work better if you some how could have shown in the beginning that billy crystal couldn't get his own book started and kept saying the night was humid and finally went along with it.

[ROXIO7]

i think i'm the only one i know that found this line so terribly hilarious

"I have an enormous headache in my eye..."

[blacklittlefreshgirl]

dont worry i did tooo! ahhahaa

[KeeperOfHeartz]

i dont get the headache in the eye thing.

can someone explain? D:

[Ceryni]

what he sees is causing him a massive headache.

[Yayakoshii1990]

Can someone please upload this movie?!?

[Rainstorm1990]

"the night was powerful"

[khuddle]

Owen: Where are you going?

Larry: I'm gonna kill the bitch. You want something?

Owen: Could you get me a Chunky?

[Visonu]

An enormous headache in the eye???

Hilarious!!

[Perhapsy]

Probably my favorite comedy ever — it's a real shame many people don't know about it.

It deserves a special recognition as the greatest film about writer's block ever. Every scene and nearly every line is a comedic gem.

[tarkeke]

the night was awesome

[Jessmarie122183]

i wish i could see the whole movie, i haven't seen it in over ten years.. great movie

[GordonMorrice]

"The night was SULTRY" would make a better opening line.

[MischiefMeerkat]

"i'm getting the hell out of here! it's too goddamn sultry in here DX "

[EvilSkullGodess]

I watched this ALL the time when i was a little girl. my mom used to tell me to quit watching it cause i knew every single word, lol

[SandBarAndYou]

"One LITTLE murder and suddenly I'm Jack The Ripper!"

"Oh look, cows."

[CorbinONeil]

Write what you know... true words but, if you don't know much, fake it. A LOT. Maybe a few become gems.

[lichnor]

could have been worse....could have had an earache in his eye....oh wait...that would have been a BLATANT rip off of someone else......

[polkadotbox2]

My hair hurts!

[Shaun17170]

why. Oh why was that funny? Please explain. There was no punch line

[Bluaero03]

this is funny... because Billy Crystal had been trying to start his own book for weeks.. years and had only been able to come up with the line "The night was humid" so when he read that he flipped.

[DAZKLOPEX]

billy crustsal is the least "funny" element in this film!

[Drxyl10]

If this unfunny line is the funniest line in the movie it obviously isn't a comedy.

[SandBarAndYou]

It is very much a comedy. The best dark comedy ever made in fact. You obviously haven't seen it.

[Laveticus]

LOL!!!

HEADACHE in my EYE!

WTF!!

[sandcastle136]

This is my favorite movie. I've seen it more than 60 times.

[Surgicalshred]

Dude, I know! I used to SPAM watch this shit when I was a kid!

[ILoveJapanie]

I can quote this whole movie!! it is soooooooooooooooo funny!!!!

[junexXxbug]

Come to my channel and watch the whole thing if you want. I have it all posted.

[d2tb]

I never noticed that!

[throwingchicken]

It is a great scene, but I think the clip by itself is too out of context to get for those who have not seen the movie.

[LaMOi1]

erm where was the funny line...?

[olygirl11]

when Billy Crystal says "I have an enormous headache in my eye"

[Breeslave]

SOmebody put the guy with his 10000 girls I'd like to pork book please. it's in the same scene only earlier.

[TheKillerWithinNJ]

Yea, I as looking for that clip - Now That was Funny! ( cause it's true! )

[ketchuplover57]

"I asked for the salted nuts.

He got me the unsalted nuts.

The unsalted nuts make me CHOKE!"

[ILoveJapanie]

He's trying to kill me I ask for the salted nuts he gets me the unsalted nuts the unsalted nuts make me choke see he's trying to kill me

[stef1652]

love this film its so uniqe, funny, easy to watch and entaining never seem to get bord of it. one of danny devitos best directing efforts and a great job by all involved

[unclelez]

love this movie

[atomofish]

Nah, the funniest moment in the movie for me was this....

"The Night was sultry."

And Billy's reaction to it. ^_^

[badmuthahubbard]

@atomofish Could you bring me a Chunky?

[TPolTucker]

oh god, I love this movie. Just wished they made more like it.

[polkadotshoeluvr]

"class dismissed. i have a head-ache

in my eye"... THAT'S HA-HA-LARIOUS!

lol. this is the funniest video alive!

:p

[Plague6669]

I used to watch this all the time when I was a baby, when I was 2 years old I used to go get the movie and literally put it in the VCR and hit play

[godzillahulk]

i liked the title for pinsky's book, 100 women i liked to pork. on my video they dubbed the word fuck

[wawawis]

"move it lardass, pick up every piece!"

[Jiddy12345]

Owen love his momma!

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

This line was alright, but I preferred the, "Cousin Paddy," scene. That was funny as fuck.

[lilpimpster316]

h8 ur name but wut u said was precious as fuk

[Loafy1212]

they sound like they swallowed helium.

[johnnydeppluver21]

"owen you clumsy poop!"

[elgoerdt]

That is, without a doubt, the funniest line in the whole movie. XD

[LamaPhantom]

I love this movie!

[r0siebri11]

Very funny!