Auto-Tune the News #12: weed. lesbian allegaytions.

[DjCRaveInTheMix]

@LuVit010 even better :D 

[Tempestspy]

SUPER WIN!!!

[MrCrazyJp]

Dude, make an autotune of that annoying Ron Paul ad that keeps coming on! It's frickin 13 minutes!

[DjCRaveInTheMix]

thumbs up if you cant wait for 2016!

[LuVit010]

@DjCRaveInTheMix Dude you should smoke less pot, they're talking about 2060. :>

[DonNorway]

Awesome video! However; why is alleged gayness something that concerns national news? First and foremost it's completely uninteresting and second: is there something wrong in being gay? "Two guys sunbathing together" is the poorest connection to sexual orientation that was ever drawn!

[PointlessSteel]

@DonNorway Or a woman playing sports, for that matter! But most important, it does not matter. It is not news.

[JuggaloOzi]

1:28 when AG cuts in. Awesome!!!!!!!

[smexypapayas]

"Going back in time always disappoints"...... Didn't Back to the Future already tell us that?

[SlightlyMadTeddyBear]

news should be told like this, id watch this in the morning then...

[CharlisARobot]

the bit about the dentist appointment kinda ruins it -_-

[felipeleoanm]

@CharlisARobot No, it really doesn't.

[Zephyr705]

@CharlisARobot I was just going to comment how much that line cracked me up! Ah, something for everyone in here.

[purgarus]

@CharlisARobot Are you kidding me? It's freaking funny! To each his own I guess.

[VIttoVendetta]

420

[Minedtohell675]

Aah, 2010. I miss you..

[dp11098]

it gets a little awkward when i start singing this in the middle of school

[purplepimpinunicorns]

This will be played at my wedding

[xoxoSkylar123]

PLEASE. PUT. DIS. ON. ITUNES!

[Katextina]

Ohmygod I love this one so much.

[Nejithe1337th]

Clearly, 490 people missed their dentist appointment. :P

[623alterego]

Megyn Kelly did about nothing but drink beer and laugh.

[Featherjaybird]

It's official american news is sooo much better than english -__- (damn our boring news stories)

[ChuckTestas]

Best by far.

(Thumbs up if you're watching in 1963)

[shutjoemouth]

Y U NO SUNBATHE ON THE BEACH TOGETHER? ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

[SaijmonSan]

Going back in time always dissapoints

hahaha i lol'd

[harpdevil]

I like how they autotune "smoke" the same way they did in the previous song as a call back, i love auto tune the news!

[unitmaster38]

the height of auto news, right before its fall.

[fable2fan1234]

Watch this video with captions on. It says henti at some point XD

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

@fable2fan1234 HENTAI BUZZWORDS

[fable2fan1234]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder XD

[MsCookieBomb]

THE MARKET VALUE OF POT WOULD GO DOWN DOWN DOWN, IF WE LEGALISED IT AND SUPERSISED IT RIGHT NOW NOW NOW!

[JpackDesigns]

Lyrics from 0:00 to 0:33 The market value of pot would go down down down if you legalised it then supersized it RIGHT NOW NOW NOW 4000$ an ounce thats way to much 400$ an ounce thats 10 times the Blunts (or something) We need to smoke a little more pot right right right now now now that huge profit margin would go down down down if pot were legal for the needy people right now now now does it lead to harder drugs no more than cigarretes no absolutely not it leads to happiness

[OhWiseSam]

@JpackDesigns good on you buddy..

[JpackDesigns]

@OhWiseSam xD

[623alterego]

@JpackDesigns We dont need lyrics thanks to Closed Caption.

[miserkocho]

i can only dream what thousand dollar an ounce weed is like.

[Zatark5]

id pay attention to the news if it was always like this

[Immerghensi]

i find it funny that they compare Kagan playing softball with 2 men sunbathing together on a beach (or something like that)

[TheKakaka360]

tune is extreamly catchy!!!!!! i saw the alligations she's gay

[MsCookieBomb]

LOVE IT.

[shreddez]

TRISH REGAN !!!

[TheKeybladeX]

Supah size it ~

[AVWification]

A dark dark, the best day of my life XD

[nsengstad]

I love this video. The tune is just so catchy. :)

[1234567coolkid]

RIP AUTO TUNE THE NEWS :(

[Dallasgeri1]

the song sounds great when they get to the "Two Men Sunbathing on a Beach" part it sounds great and i love ur vids

[Broaxis15]

ONE M0:00R TIME

[stalkingcat123]

this is surprisingly better then the auto tune on the radio lol

[fishingeverynight]

Is it just me or does Megyn Kelly's laugh sound like a goose...

[hamiegx]

Is this on iTunes?

[tbverrall]

I miss Autotune the News :(

[triweeklyhazlet]

@tbverrall ITS BACK BITCH!!!!

[fuzzux]

@tbverrall auto tune is back :D

[Theshamruck]

OMG lmaololroflcopterbbqsaucesthat­slawltastic you guys are amazing, I have to lawl my ass off at every vid you make. Keep it up. Subscribed!

[pvtburk]

CANT GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD. ITS SO GOOD!!!!

[Stormith]

Transcribe audio subtitles makes everything more hilarious. 0:54 FINALLY, tennis shoes on sale!

[Dendiol]

Amazing that a woman can be considered 'gay' for playing softball by the American media. No wonder the country is in decline when that's debated as an issue! Great Autotuning nonetheless.

[MnaCasadoNicolas]

Allegaytions. See what you did there

[justdoobit1]

thats 10x the blunts lol

[falmouthleedsfan]

love the ad at the top it fits perfectly with one of the topics: Date free lesbians

[vianbeal1]

oO0O0oOo0O0Oo0Oo0o0O0o0O IT'S 4:20!!!

[IzzyV15]

LMFAO!!!!!!!! The blonde reporter sippin on the beer and laughing is the best! XD

[Dr3amstate]

1:53 listen VERY closely. Do you guys hear "WINNING!" ????

[martiniisgood]

I must have seen this video a hundred times now since it was released and I'm starting to believe it is the greatest YouTube video ever made.

[shadow3151996]

Y U NO MAKE MORE AUTO TUNE THE NEWS WHEN THEY GET BETTER EVERY TIME

[ThePokeDexxx]

@shadow3151996 Fail

[AmeliaG98]

@theholymongolempire True, given that the islamic countries still stone people to death. In the UK a gay politician would probably mentioned a couple of times and then their sexual orientation would be forgotten within a month or so. And what has a softball photo got to do with being gay?

[1993TRS1]

Please do more news videos!

[TheXtreme150]

I always LOL when I see her drink the coke

[DamagedJustice420]

@TheXtreme150 That's a Bud my young friend.

[AmeliaG98]

Ah only in the US would anyone give a damn about a gay politician.

[TheHolyMongolEmpire]

@AmeliaG98

And the Middle East, which is pretty pathetic that we are on the same level as backwards ass Islamic countries.

[scrble567]

if the news had auto tune live, i would watch it more

[TheHolyMongolEmpire]

Fox News is fucking retarded, I love how they make fun of the idiot media in these videos.

[pqwilrj]

@TheHolyMongolEmpire All cable news is retarded. There isn't a single respectable channel out there.

[TheHolyMongolEmpire]

@pqwilrj

Thats true, but Fox News beats the rest in being completely retarded and evil.

[Nhordmyr]

@pqwilrj glad that you've found out. its never too late

[Gabiex1012]

@pqwilrj Lol are cable news there really interested in people's sexual orientation?

[pqwilrj]

@Gabiex1012 Sadly, yes, this is the sort of thing my countrymen get up to.

[Gabiex1012]

@pqwilrj I can't believe it...Cable news look like tv shows with jokes and stuff..Well for me it's unbelievable...

[FengZeXiao]

@Gabiex1012 DumbAsses here are not willing to accept people who are different

[Gabiex1012]

@FengZeXiao But I didn't quite understand the original news. It's about a woman who's a lesbian & the white house doesn't accept it ? Is she a politician or something? haha

[FengZeXiao]

@Gabiex1012 no "Religious people saw an image of a woman Obama choose to be in the Supreme Court, There is a sterotype that if a girl plays soft ball she is a lesbian, its like if a guy wears a dress they assume he is gay, I am proof that sterotype is false

[Gabiex1012]

@FengZeXiao Oh my..it's just ridiculous...the old man that say "I knew the implication" is a religious guy? He looks stupid in the vid haha

[Sikeman214]

i don't know about this "motivation" or what ever,

i know crack,cocaine and meth does bad stuff to you, and i will never step close... i havn't found anything wrong iwth marijuanna.

if anything, ciggaretes are motivating to drugs more than marijuanna.

[RealBadMike]

At times like these it's important to remember that opinions are like assholes - everybody's got one. I say we should legalise gaynijuana now! Accent on the goddam YO.

[kelly2011]

So its okay to sell tobacco and alcohol that cause blatant medical health problems but not weed because it unmotivates ppl? Motivation to a pot user is easier to give than a cure to a smoker/drinkers lung/liver cancer.

[webbywebbygirl]

Smo-o-o-o-o-ke

[lrojasma]

@TheBeastlyKill I am in exactly the same situation here.

[SimenTheGreat]

Best ATtN so far.

[WardyProductions]

stupid america.

[TheHolyMongolEmpire]

Fox news and Megan kelly especially are nauseating.

[lolliepop90]

Simple decisions does not change the sexuality of the person. Playing softball is a lot different than snogging another girl in the street. People should respect what others believe. I like the Village People. That doesn't make me gay now is it?

[Dallasgeri1]

i like the song

[Zatark5]

1.00 Top Right.Best Dance ever

[greyroselonergirl]

"Is she gaaayyy?" Lol its cool how they can make people sing!

[telefone007]

hmm I don't get it, whats wrong with softball?

[AnkhOmega]

I love how they slip in things to show how they feel about the particular story, i.e. the main female reporter for the lesbian story repeatedly drinking beer.

at least i think thats what it means.....maybe she just likes beer. .-.

[FoolishlyPatient]

This is still their best work by far..

[goichh]

this is the best episode. no doubt.

[ninja123k]

haha religion is bullshit. Atheism All the way!

[Colinrose777]

@ninja123k Religion is BS if people make it that way. I have many Athiest and religious friends and they are all good people. It's just that a lot of badpeople hide behind religion to make themselves look 'righteous' wheras most people should find morals through being human rather than 'religious' or 'anti-religious'.

[reducedmeerkat]

@Colinrose777 F*** OFF ANTI RELIGION FOR THE WIN !

[AnubisMusicOfficial]

@Colinrose777 I'll be copying your comment to use against Youtube I'm-atheist-like-the-cool-peop­le-so-I-must-be-a-fucking-geni­us fags.

Do you mind? :3

[RBVTBONE]

@Colinrose777 the problem with that is something people don't want to admit. Humans don't naturally have morals. They're not instinctively moral. If they were, we would always be at peace. Therefore, whether you like to think of it or not, being "human" in the manner in which you speak is a construct of philosophies and religious beliefs if you are to trace those characteristics through history. We're not moral, just comfortable, with a background of likely overlapping values.

[shreddez]

@RBVTBONE Hi friend and happy new year - "morals" are subjective and different cultures define "morality" many ways, often drastically different from one another. The problem with your comment is that you are making a statement on YouTube that is a reflection of your personal worldview and your values and doesn't really prove or disprove anything other than you have an opinion that you want to state as fact.

[RBVTBONE]

@shreddez That's precisely the point! It's all relative! No unity! ...which is a recipe for chaos. I think that's bad. Do you not agree the world has lived in a more or less state of perpetual chaos so long as different cultures communicate with each other (or collapse, or even exist for that matter)? Besides, why not have a conversation explaining each others' worldview? It makes us better people because we in particular have the maturity for it.

[shreddez]

@RBVTBONE So then you want unity based on your morality? And other people from other cultures would want the same? It doesn't work. Human beings may not be "born" with morals, but we get them from the culture we are raised in, Many of the so-called morals have in fact arisen as evolutionary function, not always a result of whatever belief or religion a given people could follow. Religious "morality" is pretty much without exception hypocrisy. Thousands of years worth of it.

[RBVTBONE]

@shreddez I try to not want things that are unrealistic lol so no I don't want unity based on morality. Ideally, it would be unity based on the love of God, and the morality naturally follows. (It doesn't mean the end of culture!) Of course, we know that's not going to happen, it's just the ideal. It WON'T happen until Jesus returns (think I'm a nut yet? xD).

Its only hypocrisy when it's done to always save face with others or to just "fit in," which is NOT the role of religion at all

[shreddez]

@RBVTBONE I respect your opinion but I am sure that if you are intellectually honest with yourself, think long and hard about it, look at the available historical evidence, you will find that Jesus is no more real than Zeus. It seems like it is real because everyone around you accepts that it is. Jesus is not coming back and was never here to begin with. The sooner people face this reality the better. Just look at your statement "it WONT ....until.." your belief limits human potential.

[RBVTBONE]

@shreddez I'm glad you at least respect my opinion. Well my beliefs may "limit" human potential, BUT the potential we see for ourselves as humanity is drastically LESS than the personal potential that God has in store for each of us if we choose to listen to Him. We have hope for something better.

[shreddez]

@RBVTBONE ...sigh

[Dendiol]

@Colinrose777 Absolutely spot on!

[Asshat818]

@Colinrose777 Shared this comment on facebook, credited to you bro. Smart words.

[TheZestyLemons]

@Colinrose777 And more often than not, atheists think they know everything, and condescend people for believing in a religion. Who the fuck cares what you believe in? Believe what you want, and don't pester others who don't believe the same as you.

This isn't targeted at you, religious people, or atheists, and isn't meant to be me taking a jab at you.

[nathan1234567ish]

@ninja123k ur wrong



[MrThebman95]

Am I the only person who got the 4:20 jock

[naytayshayeyvay]

she's gaaaaay she's GAYYYYYYY

[peacefularab]

this song rocks

[peacefularab]

this is stupid, im a religeos person, but i dont think why it matters that a politition is gay, does it mean she bad? NO, keep up the good work schmoyoho

greetings from the arabian peninsula (:

[Shadytribe97]

Reminds me of the COLES add in Australia Down, down prices are down!

[pipboy3009]

Schmoyoho use to be a drug addict , then he took an arrow to the knee

[vaguelyreptilian]

best video of theirs for sure.

[EyeLikeElectro]

WOMAN GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN.

BUT... IM GAY.

[Person900210]

Not the best song to be singing outloud in an apartment complex at four in the morning....

[ThePolkovnik]

The white-house denies her gayness!

[ChilltownRobot]

@ThePolkovnik but she's got village people on her ipod playlist

[plorff]

0:59 watch out we have a badass over here

[galioth41]

Thumbs up if the thread thingy looked like she was holding a dildo! :) haha

[Retrocircus132]

This is cool :P

[Cheezburger100]

WTF is with her laugh?! creepy....

[superfrank10]

SHE'S GAYYYY, SHE'S GAAAAYYY!

[Beckimudd]

Sooooo... in 2012 you guys are going to make more Auto-tune the news, right?! :D There is tons of content out there that would be great already! :D

[Beckimudd]

@Beckimudd for next years Auto-Tune the News I mean :D

[ThePokeDexxx]

Y U NO MAKE MOAR AUTO TUNE THE NEWS?!

[rajasmasala]

@ThePokeDexxx DINGO HAZ MY LULZ?!

[monkeywithissues]

@ThePokeDexxx Insert skyrim joke NOW!!! Because they took an arrow to the knee... I feel dirty....

[mentradef]

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[ChuckTestas]

Dislikers go to 0:48

Likers go to 0:48, Nope, chuck testa

But rlly dislikers go to 0:48 XD

[swaverACE]

this is maybe the best autotune in the history of ATN!!!

[EAxMaverick]

LOL at the "morning joe" sign above buchanan's head :D

[xUNDEADSKATERx64]

STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!

[masterfull123]

i cant stop thinking about cheesecake

[lMawds]

I miss ATTN :(

[ImFittesnerk]

"It's gonna be crazy in 2060"

Wow.. Im going to ROCK when I'm 71!

[UltraPatrik]

29861 ppl are high...make that 26862...

[supergluehotty]

482 people need to smoke a little more pot, or just admit that they are lesbian.

[monkeygirl3000]

"we are deciding to make this a conversation by the way" LOLOLOLOL

[Nizzemancer]

I think we've all learned something by this video, like how we should legalize lesbian softball.

[NotThatAwesomeIlan]

@Nizzemancer Who are high on pot

[MizterPro]

482 Gay people didn't have any pot!

[EAxMaverick]

You can see the sheer idiocy in the eyes of Megyin Kelly, Pat Buchanan and the two anchors. Plus they are discussing something unrelated to them, unrelated to anyone really and they're doing it on TV, disgracing themselves with a tabloid-like topic.

[jakegeeee]

put it on itunes

[jakegeeee]

this is hilarious first thing ive ever added to favorites

[Cheezburger100]

Mom: That's annoying.

Me: You're annoying.

*we both LOL*

[TheSoulGardian]

ok u gotta teach me this :O

[IanTheUnicorn]

I LYK PANCAKEES

[CorwinOfAvelon]

If you smoke enough weed you won't even feel the arrow to the knee.

[cmbuvi92]

Dentist appointment my ass...

[robo23yobo]

as funny as this video is, i am disgusted by how these reporters, politicians and religious puppets are acting. america, you need an atheist president. thats the only way i see the world not hating you for your massive ignorance, overbearing patriotism and intolerance of any and everything not american. who gives a fuck if someone is gay? why should it change them as a person? more importantly why should it diminish their political status?

[NotThatAwesomeIlan]

@robo23yobo You Smart.

[WomboMyCombo]

@robo23yobo U WRONG

[TheGre3nT3am]

@robo23yobo I love how you bitch at the public of America for the flaws of are government, politics, and highly ranked zealous religious assholes.

[dablackgoku13]

@robo23yobo I'm working on it.

[3carson3]

@robo23yobo i doubt they actually spoke like that tbh, it is clearly edited to be funny by the greg brothers.. just enjoy the vid ;) and about gay, i doubt obama gives two fucks about gays, he has other more important issues, he may not support it from his morals but he won't opress them.

[B8rkley]

@3carson3 He supports them, there's nothing morally wrong with it?

Strange comment.