Comments

[johnnycage435]

wow he has balls he gave his number out cool has anyone called besides the people in this vid

[johnnycage435]

what wht cuts it off

[mickeyb1000]

John your shit's awesome man, I came across it a couple of days ago.

[DemonWithGoldenWings]

john i miss you.

did you start going to aa or something?

[waffle23456]

1:07. lol!!!

"i'm gonna have to read some love comments before i continue with your terrible one" .... "that feels better"

i love you so much xoxo

[jimmybilbo]

i'll spank your paddle

[capnjackospades]

I don't know why but I watch this vid the most of all of yours, it's so funny the love comments are great maybe I'll see one of mine up there

I love you with the intencity of the molten center of the earth and as I imagine it the size of the moon, you be the moon and I'll be the planets core, intercourse would probably disrupt my crust... but we can cuddle

[KyleJS30]

lmao, man, that was wicked

[viviss520]

^_^ ha ha

[tgadagkar]

you're so right, and i absolutely love you

[whalesarethin]

Dad?

[daichima]

I love how you deleted that comment with your address on it- I'd totally do the same.

Allot of people probably posted it too, then.

You're gonna get allot of strange gifts from now on... Reverse phone book..

I'mma send you a week old pancake from my freezer.

[PokeAsheep]

John you are amazing. Seriously strange, but a real genius.

[MrSExperience]

He's a real philosopher and great entertainer. I wonder what happened to him?

[PokeAsheep]

John you are amazing. Seriously strange, but a real genius. I dont always "get you" but it still makes me laugh, or at least smile...

[damseldeath]

lmao that was great.

[bangthatdrumb]

what a bunch of tards.

[bangthatdrumb]

what a bunch of tards.

[DeathofRooster]

*Claps*

[lilasmom1]

That's some scary shit

[daichima]

You live in central LA?

[daichima]

You should add subtitles.

I wanna phone you.

But it costs to call you.

[kibonki]

I still love your videos.

[SleepyMaurice]

"she seems nice." *click*

[dafunker00]

HAHA il have to read some love comments

[feyleon]

Your videos are who I am when nobody is looking.

[dleeoriginals]

damn u r too funny

[calebhouse]

funny

[showerrawk]

stoner

[JakeAndJared]

If 323 is your phone code then that is a pretty rough part of LA no one wonder you are so weird

[xdugef]

dude you don't know crud about LA if you think 323 is a "rough area".. sheesh get real..

[JakeAndJared]

You are right I know crud about LA I just saw 323 contains Watts and I know that is a rough neighborhood

[xdugef]

All of LA used to be 310 and then several years ago they added several new area codes including 323 so it really could be any part of town and Los Angeles is huge.

[thruruby]

Once I thought of commenting. I wanted to say that your new hair style with the bangs looked like someone sat on your forehead and pinched their ass cheeks together but I thought that was probably a mean thing to say.

[tokenblackchic]

FROM MY HOMOSEXUAL FRIEND ON MSN:

he's straight, apparently, but his sexuality is all... I dunno. It's like a combination of him being crazy and also having a really well organized mind. So he's like "I'm not gay, but I'll let a retarded guy hump the back of my head, it doesn't bother me." HOW COULD THAT NOT BOTHER ANYONE!? he's so crazy and mysterious and hot I wanna fuck him.

[ChainLinkGrin]

Another one for your love mail. John you are amazing.

[Tomkingsbury]

massive lulz

[buddhaglow]

Are you on salvia? You really seem fucked-up!

[buddhaglow]

Are you on salvia? You really seem fucked-up!

[youahnomah]

get ontop of me.

[thejungleface]

amen.

[thejungleface]

amen.

[Secretservicedentist]

I have the same answering machine.

[ScrapperSara]

I used to have that one, too... I hate that damn voice.

[dumbtardface]

give my regards to the old man on the toilet. my prayers are with him.

[xjapandamonium]

Penis.

[rabidwolfseeksblood]

HAHAHA!!I love how you can hear a bottle being knocked over in the background!!That's all I hear when I get up out of bed every Sunday morning!!I can't move without knocking over a beer bottle!!

[jerkasaurusx]

Don't worry John, I still have to have my inhaler close by when watching one of your videos for fear of running out of breath from laughing so damn hard.

[Apriltheses]

what the hell does he mean like weezer?

I dont love you, i find you entertaining

its hard to love someone when such a razor sharp image of them rowing naked on a boat tucking the little fella in sizzles in your head daily.

[ohnoanotherputz]

haha, add this to the "I love you" comments. I hope someone never says I'M like Weezer, pretty harsh words man... pretty harsh.

[angrynikki]

holy shit! is it just me or did he just retire? anyone? if you effing scum sucking haters made him retire i will find an army of evil monkeys that will unleash a wrath of unbridled fury on your asses!

[greenraven7]

hahaha awesome. bye.

[bobisonthecob]

you are a great man ractelfece. you say what i wish i was thinking.

[Pridonian]

Gotta love the haters out there.  No matter what you do, someone is always going to bitch about something. I like your vids, always have. Some more than others, but I always watch. Keep doing what you're doing. You rock!

[Nimnoms]

When I first stumbled upon John's videos, I was actually looking up help for a serious question. I was depressed, I dropped out of school. Then there was John videos, and me on the floor, and a whole new perspective emerged. I continued to laugh my ass off from his videos, and I think he contributed to my recovery in some sick way.

To think how much a simple video could affect someone's life so profoundly.

[memoryhero]

I share this feeling completely, Nimnoms. John's videos worked exactly this same wonderful magic on me. It was about four months ago, and I was jobless and lonely. Then I saw John's vids. Began watching them all - and I too gained a fantastic new perspective on things. It's a wonderful thing.

[taddoo7]

Love you John.. LUV YOU.. LUV your VIDS!! Here ya go..... incase you need some more good warm fuzzy comments ta make you feel better. Tad

[znajka]

Thank you for this

[Flip1011]

i love you dude LOL

[Nydrin]

Good stuff, enjoyed the majority of your vids for a long time now.

[TheFantasticAtheist]

You have a cool left side.

[surrealisticpill]

i love comment videos!

[chriscrozzz]

genius

[whosniffedme]

:o I was the second love comment :D

I do indeed love you John Holden.

And all of your work.

And your voice.

[edog5005]

Genius. If you're ever looking for more stalkers sign me up.

[truvelocity]

Thanks John... It's Laura... Yah, I am nice.

[jolelikamgr]

John,

I was so very honored to make your video! Rock on 02:26! Thank you ^_^

I love the way you do things - satiric to the core! I do *heart* you, but I'll try to calm down the stalker-love-yelp way of ending my comments. Hope you have a good day! =^)

[eire138]

ha! Brilliant.

[R4ndomCrap]

that was a pretty good example of integrity, I think.

[gnr1234]

you should respond to comments

[memoryhero]

Hey, I noticed the Lotus!

[gnr1234]

(o)(0)  <

(----)

[coolhoss]

THis guy is becoming all about of the Benjamins.

[anjarea]

I wish I could get the courage to call you...

Love message: I listen to your albums. I put them on my Ipod... so I can walk around campus laughing out loud like a freak to your sweet sexy man voice, "Kill all the children"

[Slampon]

Love comment:

(heart)

[kyoobeh]

I LOVE YOU RACTALFECE

i was debating calling you and letting you know how much you own, but i decided against it

[brizuschrist]

John, don't go changing your number anytime soon.

I was going to call and invite you to come with me to the Museum of Jurassic Technology in Venice beach. They have this exhibit right now- Variations on a Caribou: String Figure Lore & Its Preservation... It's a magical place filed with dioramas of trailer parks and entire rooms dedicated to russian dogs sent into outer-space.

Oh LA...this concrete jungle...You can't sell your soul to the devil if you don't have one to sell.

[Tawlo]

Beeep boop bee boop beep beep beep beep beep beep boop boop.

[Deathend]

GOD DAMN IT I LOVE YOU!

[jamesdt1980]

i appreciate you for being yourself. also enjoy the commentary that in my opinion seems to point to others to look at themselves objectively as the source of their own views. ~peace

[provoko]

Speaking of comments, I saw you John on one of jetsetshow's videos where you're dressed normally. You look like Clark Kent! Haha. Unfortunately you don't turn into superman, instead it's well... there's no reason to describe what you turn into. Haha.

[Megdavey666]

which video?

[provoko]

Second video in the related videos section of this video.

[provoko]

Haha! Old man on a toilet.

[memoryhero]

fjell here. I posted a video response to this (memoryhero) but it looks as if someone or something (Holden himself?) has rendered my video unavailable. Not only as a video response but as a video full stop. WTF?

[vontana]

i was able to watch it on your channel.

[yesmar99]

thanks for the bowel mov...i mean vid!

[AdamKiyomori]

People keep writing the same thing twice. People keep writing the same thing twice.

Are you fishing for compliments? You sly old dog you, so philosophical too; 'I am like an old man on the toilet.'

Seriously though, I see no decline in the quality of your videos. They have a strange, elusive hold over me.

[KyleJS30]

Well Done!

[Rgeezah]

fucking awesome

[elnavmick]

I still think you're funny.

[elnavmick]

I still think you're funny.

[JamesonPearl]

Hey John, loyal fan here, why did you end with the word Goodbye? Do not let some people get you down, what you do is original and refreshing and often brilliant. I will never forget the person who ate the carpet. Keep doing what your doing, many of us appreciate the effort.

[gorcie]

I love you John!

Feel better? lol

[gorcie]

John you're crazy! Yes I saw that comment and I saved your number just in case I can call you haha

[gorcie]

John you're crazy! Yes I saw that comment and I saved your number just in case I can call you haha

[gorcie]

John you're crazy! Yes I saw that comment and I saved your number just in case I can call you haha

[surrealisticpill]

i love you man

[Twitchyxbunny]

You are my hero

[Wolfsbaner]

This totally just made my day slightly better.

Thank you good sir.

[memoryhero]

This is fjell aka memoryhero. Check my channel for my response to ractalfece's response to my response.  I've linked my video to this one, but it doesn't look like it's appearing yet. Anyway...

fjell

[Levesque999]

Holy damn

[Walawalacookie]

Oh! I just noticed one of my comments was in your video. Cooooool. *geeks out*

[Walawalacookie]

You are too great! ^^ Keep it up buddy! The subscribers and viewers who really matter DO love you!

[RPozoA]

Hhaha! the toilet anaglogy is so random, and funny, haha! Can't wait for your next video!

-Rodrigo from Chile.

[Kobaganda]

lol, One of your better ones in a while. Although I think most of your videos are great.

[tomf108]

LOL - I love ALL of your videos!

[kaddapatton]

That rules man, haha! I missed the phone number video, damm.....

[umegoyomi]

lmao i like your current and past videos!

i so missed your response with your phone number, what vid was that ... let me check

[umegoyomi]

when I found the comment ...

couldn't resist checking on whitepagesdotcom where you lived .. hmm didn't really need that but ok now I know

btw only three people phoned in? man, not THAT dangerous leaving contact info on the internet, must be cuz you wouldn't mind, are not underaged and are not planning to throw a crazy party ... just guessing really

[NCKyle1980]

lol I love the ending. that was brilliant the way you handled that individuals comment! great job, sir.

[Nimnoms]

I saw that comment and wanted to call, but I figured you'd left the number for Pizza Hut, or a suicide hot-line.

[poopdudejerk]

lmao i love you john

[m620]

haha, i was the second one. your answering machine message threw me off.

[FlowingGeisha]

He's just reaching out to his fans. It's like an autograph but something better.

[FlowingGeisha]

You can call the police if anyone calls to harass you or threaten you.

[FlowingGeisha]

lol those comments are too funny.

[partyguy135]

another great vid...

you da man john!

[rsuthe00]

No carrot, no stick. I guess shit just happens. I like this shit.

[guidotnb]

Man John... Your Grandmother has a deep voice.

[guidotnb]

"There's weirdos out there."

[guidotnb]

She does seem nice.

[gnr1234]

maybe I should have called you lol

[guidotnb]

I love it when you open the old mail bag John. Laughed my ass off as usual.

[gnr1234]

hahaha nice

just relax on the toilet bro

[guidotnb]

That always works for me.

[teamtash]

lol gnr

[guidotnb]

He called your bluff Eddie!

[gnr1234]

Hey no way I was calling him, all I wanted was some comment interaction...nothing more!

[guidotnb]

I made it into one of John's mail bag vids once--back when he still cared about the little people.

[gnr1234]

oh I remember those days.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

I should've called. :\

Probably would've just said a similar thing that's in one of my videos. I also called the RedStateUpdate guys with it, I'm a one trick pony apparently.

[edog5005]

Genius

[ununhexium]

What.. WHAT?

Don't worry John. I love you for who you are and where you are on your path of creativity. Yeah I'm not kidding.

[CampHazzard]

You are my hero! I hope when I need help pooping in the distant future or if I need a good video in the near future that you still keep doing what you do so well.

[gibax]

Your shit is still delicious, Johnny-boy. The brutal wait between movements is killing me though.

[teamtash]

those three callers represent the youtube community pretty well. just wait until you get a message from a sheltered 12 year old boy calling you a faggot, then the committee of representatives will be complete

[WiseWeeabo]

Genius.

[thirtytwo32]

Great video!

[JustA11en]

You have the most well formed BM's on YouTube.

[Icarus000000]

I less than three you still John.

[Karzz1991]

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