Funny. Russians about Americans.

[salemfarmboy]

Did you hear about the Russian Spy sent to The United States to kill the spies Moose, and Squirrel?

[MsAllegator]

прикольно))

[TheBronx1313]

Ну да, кончено...

Америкосы тупые, и поэтому так хорошо живут. США одна из самых мощных держав мира.

А вот в Рашке прямо все такие умные, но живут за чертой бедности, постоянно у всех сосут хуИ, + разваливаются... Только несколько сотен тысяч от алкоголизма погибают в России.. Россия разваливается..) Коррупция, ничего не работает.

Ну и кто дурак?

[TheBronx1313]

russian bums

[Deuschland24]

Ja ja... Some americans are really stuped ////

[etiosa1000]

i am not from U.S, and understand very well, russian has already degrade and collapse, i want you to image before and now, there is nothing good produce by russians apart from antiquity car call ladar or what ever and also russians are racist, they like you when you hate them , but if you try to be their friend then they will frown their face, these are the major stupidity of your people.

[Lunewz]

@etiosa1000 зомбированная шлюха

[etiosa1000]

Если бы я был зомби, то я буду есть все rassians

[IIIZEPHYROSIII]

@etiosa1000 go die you scum

[TheEnviroFriend]

Russian humor is great, it makes me want to learn Russian.

[25elmira]

WHATS WRONG? I see you dont really like when Russian people make fun of you'r nation, cause you are used to criticize our country like idiots. Do you know what it is? Its jealousy, because you know that Russions Are strong and smart people."ITS A FACT"

[etiosa1000]

to me russians are the most idiotic fools i ever see on earth,, the mind of their dogs are more stable than them their psychologically,

[sam67rus56]

@etiosa1000 глупый народ - вы, американцы. Правильно говорил наш юморист - вы тупые! Не советую нас оскорблять, вам будет только хуже!

[etiosa1000]

i am not even American, but you know you people are the most idiotic human on earth, other country like you people, everybody hate russians , have you even notice you are degrading and depreciating in everything, look back and compare it to now. i promise russia is going to be wipe off from the face of earth, just like the old Babylon..mad people!!!

[sam67rus56]

@etiosa1000 удачи...вам уже всё равно ничего не поможет. были идиотами - оставайтесь ими. нам только на руку.

[Lunewz]

@etiosa1000

Next what are you waiting for?

[IIIZEPHYROSIII]

@etiosa1000 Type in - "Russian culture" "Russian literature" "Russian science" "Russian music" "Russian ballet" "Russian victories" "Russian history" "Russian artists" and get rid of your stupidity you little piece of shit. Ignoramus. nah..

[TheDoLeMike1977]

@IIIZEPHYROSIII Can we have Anna Chapman back??? Please???????

[IIIZEPHYROSIII]

@TheDoLeMike1977 No, she's working on tv and hosting a show about different mysteries of the world. She's ok at home.

[TheDoLeMike1977]

@IIIZEPHYROSIII Oh, can you please tell her all is forgiven and we'd really, REALLY lilke her to come back???

[IIIZEPHYROSIII]

@TheDoLeMike1977 I don't think so but you're pretty funny. Were you on familiar terms with her or wut? )

[TheDoLeMike1977]

@IIIZEPHYROSIII No, unfortunately... :( But many of us here in America will more than willing to overlook her very minor transgression. Spying-shmying... Who cares? She's very hot...

[TheDoLeMike1977]

@IIIZEPHYROSIII OK, let me please try that again. "No, unfortunately I don't know Ms. Chapman. However, we here in America are more than willing to forgive her very minor transgression if she were to come back here and live among us once more. Pretty please????"

[IIIZEPHYROSIII]

@TheDoLeMike1977 Are you kidding me Mike? :-) What can i do?)) She lives in Moscow and she's pretty happy with it. She's the Russian girl, the Russian citizen and i suppose she will be detained by the police or something if she resolves on flying across the ocean again. You have a lot of hot Russians over there. That will do. We don't actually like when our compatriots leave their homeland for the US. Do i make myself clear? Is my english ok or i seem to have overdone with definite articles? xDD

[TheDoLeMike1977]

@IIIZEPHYROSIII Perhaps we’re going about this the wrong way. If could have Anna back, then we’ll give you any cast member from the Girls of OC that you want. Plus, we’ll throw in Snookie from Jersey Shore.. Deal?

[IIIZEPHYROSIII]

@TheDoLeMike1977 I don't understand what you talking about))) Come to Russia and make her get back to Amerika with you, it's up to you))) Furthermore it's nearly 4 am in here and instead of being offline and sleeping i have to answer foolish questions that some American ask me but most likely he's trolling me))

[TheDoLeMike1977]

@IIIZEPHYROSIII I'm not trolling, we just like Anna. Good night....

[IIIZEPHYROSIII]

@TheDoLeMike1977 Okey i got it. I can do nothing. Besides I don't even live in moscow))) Thanks for wishing me good night but this night is gonna be totally sleepless)) Do you really love her so much? Why? She's famous for being a pretty Russian spy. Here she has a different life. She's someone else out there in America as a matter of fact.

[francyzr]

@etiosa1000 "thank God they are degrading and depreciating time to time" -You what God thank it?

[kushkin1976]

translation of a poem that they read On seashore far a green oak towers, And to it with a gold chain bound, A learned cat whiles away the hours By walking slowly round and round. To right he walks, and sings a ditty; To left he walks, and tells a tale... A strange place! There a mermaid sits in A tree; there prowls a sprite; on trails Unknown to man move beasts unseen by His eyes; there stands on chicken feet, Without a door or e'en a window, There Tsar Koshchei o'er his hoard withers...

[AntonRUSSIA4ever]

XD XD XD +1 XD XD XD

[RomanTogliatty]

hahaha Alekz under SerguEVILuaaevich Puuusycan, ahahaha

[silentsoliloquy82]

Lol. 

[ponyblu]

stoopid,

[VeNtEl86rus]

@ponyblu as well as stereotypes about drunken bears in the "ushanka" guarding the "big red button", is not it?

[VeNtEl86rus]

@ponyblu But I agree, this video is stupid.

[xBellatrixLestrangex]

ХАХАХААА, какой ржач! молодцы! 

[Cruxador]

Why are they calling this pussy can guy a nigger?

[sergeisays321go]

@Cruxador The pussy can guy is supposed to be Pushkin. They are saying he is a rapper. Also Pushkin's great grandfather was from Africa.

[MsTarenta]

@Cruxador Yes they mean: Pushkin, but sound like: Pussycan XD For Russians it's a funny stuff =)

[TheSuperonotole]

0 - 0.5 year in army - Dukh

0.5-1 yaer - Cherpack, cherep, slon(elefant)

1 - 1.5 year - Ded

1.5 - 2 year - Dembel'

But now only 1 year - army. There are only SLONs and DEMBELs

[urface99ful]

this is the best shit everrrerr

prikolino polushilosi

[slinkydinky999]

@Madmax1945XXX Thank you for your intelligent response.

[MrRipplezipple]

ded is translated granddad

[mphet26]

Ded is not mean dead it is mean a very respective soldiers in Russian army...

[silentsoliloquy82]

@mphet26

Thank you for explaining. :)

[mphet26]

@silentsoliloquy82 np

[fejesoliver]

Funny as hell, props to them!

[slinkydinky999]

I consider myself as having a great sense of humor, but this is very lame comedy. ( not funny )

[pararop]

@slinkydinky999 because you dont know russian language

[SomeUser9753]

This guy is like the same one from the Young Turks, they're all around the place, send some hitlers to clean it, we're tired also, 3 wars 5 generations doing shit for the fucking elite banking shits and they gave us nothing, I can't stand the shit on you tube anymore.

[bioswat96]

Not dead, DED. They mean people who stay in army long. DED=дед=Grandfather (it means they have big ranks in army)

[dimax997]

@bioswat96 двойной смысл!