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  • Fakesagan trying to pwn a man older and wiser than himself... is itself a FAIL.

  • Hey, what's up? I'm running a fakesagan tribute channel here, and I've had a stroke of luck recently with recovering fake's infamous "FUCK ISLAM" video, so I'm gonna take a shot in the dark. Do you still have the original fakesagan video you took those clips from? If so, I would greatly appreciate it if you'd share it with me. Thanks ; )

  • is it my imagination or does this guy's top and bottom lips never actually touch each other when he talks?

  • Fakey Fakey, eggs & bakey!

    Fakesagan needs to get out his cabin, I miss him :(

    Fake, Return of the Jedi!

  • where's part 2?

  • Fakesagan: Thesaurus, dude. 

  • that kid has a canadian flag? nuff said

  • @HellzCloud He was actually born and raised in Richmond, Virginia, USA.

    watch?v=VeiIpHPdgzc&feature= related

    Nuff said.

  • @HellzCloud I.. I cant tell if this is sarcasm?

  • Was there ever a part 2?

  • fakesagan has the most nasal, nerdy, and annoying voice I've ever heard.

  • What happened to that guy? I am a late-comer to youtube and I am just now catching on to this strange joust between you, AmazingAtheist and FakeSagan... I am very interested. I am a fan of both you and TJ. I know about your duel with him and I respect that.Just curious about where Sagan's vids are and if he is still active...

  • @thedarkalcove

    He got himself purposely banned for some stupid reason, I don't know why. Fakesagan is gone but TAA is still here.

  • (lol), Lonelygirl15 skit, very funny.

  • "yo yo yo, so metabitch"

    I noticed you want people to think fakesagan did not own you, when he DID.

    You say so yourself, mothfucka, we should decide for ourselves.

  • Gee, it is impossible to own you, Meta, these days, since you are never online.

    Youtube has changed and fakesagan would be DMCAd, votebotted, 1-star campaigned, flagged these days.

  • dude fakes is on blogtv he is the most unoriginal loser i've ever heard....

  • no, he is motherfucking awesome on blogtv.

  • anyone has any questions on how he is on blogtv just look over there-------------->fakesagain fails part2. he thinks he's a super star but really he's a no one with 30 something follows that i'm guessing are as unoriginal as him hence the "followers" term. he's full of nothing but hot air and has resorted to begging for money on a free channel because he either thinks he's to good 4 a 9-5 job or he's to lazy. this country's in a sad state if people look up to this clown!!!

  • you kidding me: fakesagan is bloody working class. He worked as a construction worker and as a security guard after he has left university.

    I admit I don't know where he is employed at the moment.

    "The begging" took place not for the personal use of the money but for launching a new web site anyone could take an advantage of.

    I also admit he is not as original as in the heyday, but pointing an unsecured gun to your head, while being stone drunk, IS pretty original.

  • 1st you have to have a job to be working class! 2nd everytime he is on blog he is begging supposably for a "new computer" now, wich i say f-that want a new comp get a fucking job! 3rd pointing a gun at you head,cutting urself and all those other cheap shock value tricks have been done over and over. i just wish he pulled the trigger and did the world a favor. anyone that idolizes timothy mcveigh & killing inocent woman&children is pathetic&deserves a beat down like i'd gladly giver him!!

  • I was on in his blogtv room earlier this day and got insulted by fake over a minuscule issue, he said I was lying so I tuned out, which does not diminish my admiration of fake.

    He might be begging for donations and a new computer, I cannot address that.

    On Tim McVeigh: not sure if you got the subtleties in fake's argument.

  • there is no argument for Timothy Mcveigh he was a coward that killed a bunch of inocent people including woman&children because they were an easy target for his supposed "cause" and trust me fake is a coward to that talks tough on the internet. thats why he has to talk about himself so much cause he's an insecure little bitch. you need to find someone else to admire cause he's a loser and always will be? i feel for u and his few followers that can't see through his bullshit!!

  • There is NO argument for defending Tim McVeigh's actions?! Well, there ARE arguments, I am not saying those are mine or fake's but there are.

    I don't think fake is a looser: He has built a house with his own hands, has a beautiful crazy girlfriend and a nine millimeter gun able to put a cap up yo' ass, nigga.

    I am not a follower but more of a sidekick.

  • thereis NO argument period!!Timothy McViegh was a pussy he wasn't even original trying to copy the Turner Diarys a "fiction" book at that wich makes FAKE even more of a loser 4 idolizing him. you,your just pathetic for looking up to that huge fucking loser FAKE ass douchebag. as for his girl she's a youtube whore and ugly beat ass at that. face it u r a follower i understand tho u have a homo erotic fantasy with prolly suckin his dick or sumshit. as 4 his 9mm bring it u fake ass wiggers!!

  • lulz, the kitten shows its claws.

    No, you don't understand why I am doing this: It is to challenge your fake, now that is clever wordplay, sense of decency.

    Fake grew up in Richmond, VA and grew up in Southington, CT and all mothafuckas thought he was not good enough, and I have a similar story to tell. So fuck you elitist, classist mf who thinks using some letter combinations has something to do with ethics, mf.

    I might make a video and pwn you, if you keep up the attitude, mf.

  • i know why cause your in love with him!! just admit it.you think i give a fuck about his or your upbringing, everyones got a sad story no need to cry your hole life about it. u think i'm elitist laffs! i'm just a hard working, pay my bills on time, no one needs to pity me kinda guy! do you really think i give a fuck about ur idol pwned threats go head be about it don't talk about it pussy idgaf!! now go cry in your pillow thinking about how much you want FAKES cock in ur ass!! ur a bitch!

  • fair enough. I analyze then and ask why you care about fake if you comment on videos he occurs in. Look, I freely admit, I am impressed with fakesagan.

    If you don't care a figgot, why try to convince me I should stop fucking caring.

    It's not like fake is coming to YOUR home and pissing in your face or something. You specifically had to search for strings, such as "fakesagan" to even come here, motherfucker, motherfucker.

    Show some fucking consistency, Kevin.

  • i really don't give a shit who you follow or not. doesn't really matter how i found this loser on here or why.FAKE coming to my house would never happen he's an internet tough guy hows really a scared lillte pussy, probley got bullied and beaten up his whole life!!! wether he'll admit or not i'm sure it happen. last but not least i would have never said anything to you if you left my original comment alone! i was telling the truth up 2 u to accept it or not!

  • do you really want to fight this out on Robert Valding's aka Metabob's video from almost over 3 years ago. Or, do you want to take your medicine on fakesagan's next blogTV session, where I go under the nick "Metabitch12" where fakesagan is present and can monitor what your opinion of him is?

  • monitor? what r u 12. i tried telling him what i thought and ofcourse he brushes off anyone who doesn't agree with him or like him calling them "trolls" then kicking them out and going on a 10 min rant about them cause he's a coward and can't take the truth is that what u call "medicine". FAKEsagan is such a useless piece of shit and you need to find someone else to look up 2 not that loser.. he's too scared to have a real debate on why he's full of shit!! and he's scared to come bk on youtube!!

  • why does he talk through his nose?

    he cant close his lips either.

  • wow, fakesagan sounds like a loser

  • I like FakeSagan but I'll have to agree with MetaBob that that video was in fact auto-pwnage.

  • metabitch? hah! how original!

  • opening was funny. :O *shakes head*

  • Fake reminds me of "The selector" who shot up the school back in 2006 I think it was. He had a channel on youtube before that. Why waste your time with this jerk!! Fakesagan is just a worthless gabish not with the time.

  • why waste your time with a suck little goy like him who should be died

  • his adam apple scares me.

  • Superb

  • Great video. I think FS blocks intelligent adults, who really challenge his bullshit. His popularity is about his looks, his demeanor, not content. I think he's smoking too much dope. He caters to teeny boppers. He's in his 20's. What do we expect, really? Again, great video.

  • fakesagans looks:) lol

  • From a female point of view, he "is" good looking, sorry. That's about all though. His personality is a real turnoff, though. Boring!

  • You must have really low standards to think fakesagan is fucking good looking. Christ.

  • @maulcs From, I guess, my point of view, he is very good-looking, in this video. On the video, recently, with the Amazing Athiest, Fake looked like a scrawny, drowned weasel.

  • It's hard to have much intellectual respect for someone who has a blown up cannabis leaf on his wall and whose RANTS are littered with swear words.

  • Fakesagan, CaptainAwesom, The Amazing Atheist from what I can tell are all the same. Insulting anyone and everyone including each other. Thank jeebus there are atheists on youtube who actually know what there doing. Thunderf00t, cdk007, potholer54 these guys have some class.

  • you are the perfect man bob, in my mind wish you were my better half

  • Haha, what a way to find another good YouTuber-just walking down a random YouTube street, and there's Fakesagan mugging MetaBob in an alley. Who needs a TV? I take it that MetaBob is an atheist, which the Bible calls a fool. Well, MetaBob still put up a pretty good fight with whatever Fakesagan is/was, and I love your vid composition, MetaBob, so be sure to thank Fakesagan for getting you another subscriber. Where's that yellow button? See ya soon and often, MetaBob. Tschüss

  • haha...gay fight!! woooo..

  • "You don't fit the mold..." That's a compliment!

  • classic, now this is kind of hilarious, well actually its really funny....

    2 satanists fighting like 2 old ladies at a cock fight.

  • Thats a good camera you got

  • Can someone please explain to me what I am hearing...

  • lol, no he is NOT tall. I am the tallest in the youtube land. Anyways, i just subed, fakesagan is an ass, and you must be someone if he gets his panties in a bundle. He blocked me as well, for no reason.

  • following this all the way from the neterlands.

    shut that intellectually challenged moran up!

    ill be looking for fakesagan part 2!

  • The great individual thinker criticizes you because you do not fit into categories. LOL!

  • Haha. My thoughts exactly.

  • what.. metabich ...whoo pays money for this shit...did he really block you...hahahahahahahahaha

  • "Do you do all your construction work at night?"

    Ahahaha I always thought the same thing.

  • guy your an ugly bald fat man,  get a life outside of the computer!

  • I will pay 10000USD to the first person who gives me the real name of FAKESAGEN. And I really mean it!!!!!!! The money is worth it.

  • Shut your fucking mouth and go fight in Iraq.

  • qAhmedAlHazmi. What are you up to after knowing the real name of Fakesagen. What is the money worth?

  • "fu ck fu cking fu ck motha fu ck er." Is that all fakesagan knows?... Ignorance is shameless.

  • I have yet to hear fakesagan say anything original. All he does is to try and squeeze 5 syllable words into every sentence in hopes that we will not see through his ignorance. All parroted responses. He finally picked a moniker that suits him "fake". He is tragically sad. This is ONLY directed at fakesagan. I'm not an atheist, but I respect them. This guy is simply a bitter, sad person. Next time you have thought,fake, let it go. I doubt he talks that way to the guys at work.

  • Well you know fakesagan is a complete actor : precisely an bemusing sack of nothing for a being and conscience, and soul.

  • whathappened to the second part?? he needs to be 'pwned' seriously.

  • HA HA! Your mom dresses you funny!:)

  • Fakehuman's voice make my ears bleed.

  • that was great, excellent vid, i critisized his vids and he is probably gonna block me soon but after he disses me on 1 of his vids

  • Metabob!!!! what did you say to make sagan so hot under the collar??

  • All it takes to get fakesagan teed off is to think differently than he does.

  • Actually, all it took in my case was -agreeing- with him, but trying to get him to simply define a term in comments.

    He went off on some paranoid rant about what I was trying to "insinuate," told me to get to the point, blocked me so I couldn't, but sent me a (very funny) abusive PM.

    Like, WTF?

  • LOL I got the same treatment from Brett Keane, tried to show him that his views on agnostics are prejudiced.

    Fakesagan would get further in life by trying to be urbane rather than harsh. Evidently he's never learned that getting by in life means acknowledging that the world is peopled with those who believe in irrational nonsense, as well as rational people who will disagree with him.

  • You wasted my time man. Metabitch... Very catchy. Anyway, I would like to come over and clean up your room man. Are all writers dysfunctionally unorganized?

    Another note, I don't know what the main story is or should I say don't care to know but is this the first bitch-atheist fight on youtube? If so, I'll congratulates both of you in such achievement.

  • OH NO I think you got him mad OH NOESS!!!

  • I love the tags to this video...fakesagan, hardcase, self-defeating and....ass clown. Brilliant.

  • where's part two???

  • I don't thin fakesagan likes metabob. At all.

  • fakeagan is a monkey.

  • Faksagan is a self proclaimed hero for free speech that blocks and removes any comment that he doesn't agree with, so really he's just a jackass right?

  • I've stated that I hate drama videos, but I watch them all the time! ...... That is of course along with the serious stuff.

  • Its a shame you can't learn anything from people like Alan Watts because he has a lot of good things to say.

  • pretty funny. i thought your refutations of fakesagan were funniest in the parts where you just did facial expressions interspersed between his rant. i could have watched ten minutes of that easily

  • I agree fakesagan is a pussy,omg if he sees this comment he will block even me.

  • lol metabob if fakesagan is making fun of you tell him to get rid of that big fucking nose he has. Goddamn fakesagan id hate to see what that nose does to you when you run into something

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  • yes dont lower yourself to their level, his out of proportion reaction to your comments shows you touched a nerve

  • Wow, I got blocked by FakeSagan/Hardcase simply for posting a comment saying the video attacking MetaBob was a "grave, grave error." Interesting.

  • Flakes Again is known for being block-happy.

  • WooHooo!!! Thanks to premed411 i've stumbled across this mega-bitch.  Great entertainment & subscribed, thanks!

  • HARDcase is a NUTcase.

  • Is FS really worth the effort? He's just a Peter Pan delinquent who's AWOL from his "Bros and Hos" AOL chatroom.

  • Worth the effort? Maybe, maybe not. Maybe he's just raw material for this private experiment that I'm performing in public. But I hope I'm not that cold and/or deluded. I hope it really is "for his own good."

  • You block lots of people... just shows you can't take the heat.

  • metabitch ur in for it now boy gonna be hell to pay...

  • FAKEsagan has comprehensively, singlehandedly destroyed his own credibility. He's a joke, the next brett keane. He's just a two bit hater/troll and he has totally lost any talent at 'ownage' he once had.

    Its still funny to watch his emotional trainwreck dramawhore videos.

  • hahaha metabitch

    i don't get it :S

  • You are mutating into a very unpleasant user of Youtube. To put out a hate video, which what that was, and then not to let the guy response is very weak. If you are aiming for notoriety you are going the right way about it.

  • et tu, metabob? ... sir ... dont get dragged into this ... *poutypoutpout-pout*

  • headcase,bret queen,amazeing a-hole..

    they all block people faster than anyone I've seen on you tube.

  • Ooh you posted his 'intellectual' content without his permission. I wouldn't be suprised if he sent you a DMCA notice out of spite. I suggest we start calling him headcase.

  • Just sent a reply-to-vid your way. Hope you like it; I gave you the 2nd most flattering physique :P

  • I haven't watched the whole video yet, but I just have to say straight away that this is the funniest opening I've seen to anything on youtube ever. "16 year old girls' diary" coming from the guy who once near cried on camera talking about past relationships.

  • MetaB.... You must have touched a nerve for him to respond so aggressively.... Way over the top, don't you think.

  • This fakesagan guy looks like a total asshole. It's almost entertaining how spastic, boorish, and obviously retarded this coke head is. And he's ugly as all hell to boot! He has a royal flush with him, huh?

  • bob , his use of Freudian analoigies is worrying.

    I think its time to unleash the "sonic zombie meta boogin weapon" Note to everyone else on planet earth. Please apply aluminium Mohawk to crainium over next 48 hours.

  • I feel sorry for him.  Does he have tourettes or something?

  • i would advise that we all treat our web cams like a "16 year old's diary" and allw the songs of innocence to walk beside us with an almighty beam of light!

  • dont worry about him metabob........he is a nutcase i think......

  • LMFAO......you owned him metabitch.....SORRY METABOB>(;

  • & WHAT MATERS........MATERS

  • sorry...was there a guy talkin shit..about MB?

    .Fck..well im glad I dont have to waste my time time responding to this....sheeeesh....anyways...­Mr Bob...you were saying....

  • Why on earth are you listening to any of these characters?

  • Maybe by the time I'm done it'll be clear -- to you AND to me.

  • yo, mbob, i got yo' back! you da man.

    great humorous presentation by the way.

  • Thanks. I thought I heard the sound of strangely stubby clapping!

  • You have class which is much more one can say about TJ or HC.

    Those guys are a joke. They always were.

    Something I find odd is TJ tried to say Capt Awesome was the joke on here. Not hardly.

    If they only knew what all their friends and lovers are saying in private shit like on Skype or MSN. It IS a conspiracy.

    Ha.

    ;o)

  • I loved it! I can't sssttaaannnddd fakesagan. He bitches about everything and blah blah. He IS THE BIGGEST douchebag asshole I have EVER met. I'm looking forward to Part 2. And I loved the beginning. That little wide eyed head shake. Aw. So adorable.

  • MetaBob, you can still make video responses to him although you are blocked. I used to do it to Brett Keane all the time. Of course, they have the option of rejecting your video.

  • I tried to make it a response, but it wouldn't link.

  • Good job, Metabitch.

  • Irony?

  • MetaBob, The problem with TAA and HC is simple...Youth. They are children who have more intelligence than maturity. Hopefully, they'll soon grow up, recognize their potential, and use it wisely.

  • Yeah, youth -- but more than youth.

  • Lonelybob15? Good stuff!

  • Lonelybob49, unfortunately.

  • Hey Kid, take a pill and go back to your comic books!

    Bob: Nice touch! LOL !! This kid wants to change the world - now. Boy, is he in for a surprise. Love his Vocabulary - has he finished public school yet??

  • All your hardcase are belong to... metabitch. Round 1 goes to metabob for his astounding perception and ability to worm out of hardcase's "pwn-hold" fireman's carry. Can hardcase recover, or will meta "metabitch" bob lay the smackdown on his candy ass?

    Stay tuned.

  • Now, wc... World Wrestling references? What would Luther say? Thou art being corrupted.

  • Nah, Luther once called a certain roman catholic cardinal (Ciatan) an "ass playing a harp"... Not the animal, mind you. Luther would have laughed at a WWE reference.

  • Oh yeah, I forgot. Luther was obsessed with all things anal wasn't he? Had digestion problems that he thought were sent by Satan.

  • In all seriousness, I see some of what goes on here on youtube as professional wrestling, minus the wrestling. The monologues and such... People mouthing off at each other, but there's never the closure of an actual face off. No climax... Just more monologues and posturing.

    Hardcase's video reminded me of that. In fact I expected him to say, "and that's the bottom line, cuz hardcase says so".

  • And Luther's stomach problems came from a church that told him he was bound for hell if he didn't do what he was told. Luther's reformation was all about breaking that cycle.

  • I am glad I subd to you.

  • Thank you.

  • ..Was Baby Face on that double bill?

  • "Baby Face" and "The Bitter Tea of General Yen."

  • Bitchin'. :) Baby Face is my fave movie of hers.

  • metabob...i think the reason why he couldnt categorize you is because you do not preach atheism (ie take it too seriously, maybe you arent 1) and you are pretty mature with your vids...peace

  • You tell him MetaStud!

  • Love your edits MetaBob!

    Katalyzt

  • Thanks. I just subscribed to you, and I hope someday to put enough competing time-eaters behind me to finally find out the secret behind your ninja/nazgul getup. ; )

  • Damn Bob, Napoleon Dynamite is really pissed at you!

  • lmao i knew i had seen him somewhere xxnosoulxx!!

  • Hey AS. When Bob said, " God your tall.", I thought he was going to follow with " I didn't know shit could stack so high.". Oh well.

  • Heh, fakesagan managed to insult his own intelligence and wisdom in his video. The funny part is that he thinks it's actually the opposite.

  • The "funny" part is, he KNOWS what he's done.

  • Lol. Looks like someone took offense on some comment I made recently as I now have a anonymous low rate on my only video. ROFL! People are sooo childish sometimes. XD

  • holy shit i never heard so many "fuck"/"fucking"'s in such a short time O_o

    metabitch? <.< sounds funny^^

    i'll stay with metabob if that's ok ;)

    we all love our metabob. don't you worry.

  • You know how to write a screenplay... and to make us impatiently wait for the climax.

  • Sorry you have to go through this bullshit MetaBob. It's clear you're gonna own this BITCH...

  • Shiiit.... hahahahahaha!

    That was awesome!

    I like Hardfakesagancase too, but MetaBob's deadpan is just priceless!

    "Do you do all your construction work at night?" lol!

    I am looking forward for more vlog showdown from you guys!

  • Thank you. Re the "construction work at night" joke, Fake answered it on his latest vid, which of course I can't reply to since I'm blocked. But he seems to think I was doubting that he's a construction worker because of his alabaster complexion. Au contraire. It's simply a joke based on incongruity. But it also doubled as one of my ultra-inside jokes; just between me and me. See... it was his wigger intro that made me think about how white he is.

  • I think it's time for everyone to just begin ignoring all the wackos. I used to like watching this guy's vids too.

  • Apparentely he's blocked me too. I've never bothered with him enough to care. I don't think that I've ever even commented on his video. He's the fucking drama whore that he's speaking of. I don't know why the hell people block others.

  • Wow--some incredible editing!!! You look so cute in this video looking up at hardcase. --I'll bet I'm more middle-aged than you. Ok now to finish watching.

  • Sup metabitch

  • Smart.

  • The beginning of this video is hilarious. Love the camera angled response.

  • yeah that was great

    that worms eye view makes Hardcase look totally psychotic

    lol @ "you like being called Meta-bitch?" and he shakes his head no

  • ahahaha, those expressions were priceless.

  • Preach it brother. Alan Watts, FTW!

  • I just don't understand all of this hubbub. I'm out of the loop. This video and fattychunks' most recent video just confuses me. I feel like caveman lawyer!

  • AFAIK, the fattychunks-brettkeane-Ridi0t and xxxild-fakesagan-TheAmazingAth­eist-websnarf dramas are disjoint entities. (-8

  • Got it. thx

  • dammit... getting... drawn... into... watching.. youtube... drama.... ARGH!

  • Yes. It "sucks" in more than one way. x-:

  • Health metabob.

    This is weird.

    Worldpeace,

    Ben

  • We are atheist; we are weird. Hi Ben! Miss you!

  • Worldpeace! :D

  • He's a pretty strange guy, why all the yelling?

    If its taking away from real life stuff that matters, quite frankly I wouldn't do it.

    Rather spend more days on it doing smaller work per session or don't do it at all.

    People who only know how to curse and yell are not worth all this effort.

  • "missing link" -LOL:)

  • Oh man, you are too, too great. :)

    Excellent response, Metab----.