Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.....CUT THE CRAP AND SAY STORAGE CUBE, NAME IS WAAAAYYY 2 LONG 4 MY TASTE. LllllOOOOOOOOOllllllL
Por favor bordon de falla Muchos gracias de fallar gracias. Do you know what this means? Please refrain from failure to failure thanks Many thanks. Hmmm why didn't she say this in english....
@msmariofan223 failure because the center was getting worse and worse by the second. and GLaDOS was getting more and more worse by the second. so theres always malfunctions with her speech patterns are becoming worse. so she spoke in spanish/italian
@Wappified It's because she has those four personality cores attached to her that are monitoring her behavior, making it impossible for her to be completely verbally cruel. It's sad, really.
When she says it's the BYDTWD is the perfect time to have her tested... I think she might've meant test her to see if she can test? idk lol just a guess... so chell might've not been tested when she was around 7-10. There is also a "DO NOT TEST" on her file. So probs that's what the BYDTWD is.
i hav 2 say watchin ijustinegaming and TobyGames play portal 2 then watch this makes me think i dont understand y glados isnt insane and y wheatly isnt there
@JJTHEGUMDEALER14 It was rereleased by Steam as kind of a promotional thing. You could get the orange box from the PS Network which gives you Half-life and I believe Half-Life two and also Portal for free, but I could be wrong on some elements.
i have the orange box on pc dam i use it in a mini-laptop HP the only games it can run is all the half-life games and portal but they lag but not alot or med just a little oh and team fortress 2 doesnt work cuz the video card the graphics are like ps2 with hl2 and portal fortress to is like another world you cant see nothing
@Rbrownsell No dumbass, it's because it has no proper ending and a huge contradiction leading to a giant cliff hanger with no guaranteed sequel. COD is gay.
@pokemon555yay lol it's from a movie called "silence of the lambs" and it's basically about this crazy guy who eats people's skin and there's a scene where the crazy guy has a girl trapped in a pit and he lowers a bucket with a bottle of lotion in it and says "it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"
@13blueshadow in the single player of both portal 1 and 2 you are the same person but in the Multiplayer for portal 2 you play as robots instead of humans because VALVe said that some of the deaths in portal 2 multiplayer were extremely gruesome and plain cruel with humans but with robots they can make it funnier since once you die as a robot you are put back together again and respawn.
Has ANYONE noticed that half of the tests in this game are also in Portal 2?
HAZARDAR3 2 weeks ago
@HAZARDAR3 yeah i did
blackdelta42 1 week ago
hey "exileofblood" can i use this video for something. I will put your name in the credits.
minicritman999 3 weeks ago
@SimariFWH I noticed
pyrusmew4 1 month ago
Did anyone else notice that the radio in the beginning was playing "Still Alive"?
SimariFWH 2 months ago 8
@SimariFWH ya, but who doesn't know that.
minicritman999 3 weeks ago
Hmm.I see rooms in which scientist/employee should be monitoring you.But i dont see anyone in there. Is there like a coffee break? xD
GoldenDarkness666 2 months ago
@GoldenDarkness666 No, Glados gassed them all to death.
fogwatch 4 weeks ago
Pie
StuffRandomness 3 months ago
Pie.
StuffRandomness 3 months ago
yes top comment finaly
broly432 3 months ago
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Check out my channel for a Complete Walkthrough of Portal (just like this one) except in higher, almost HD quality!
KMSPoop 3 months ago
it has the same "system" like hl2? u know how u pick up items and so
zerker12312 3 months ago
sheila??? xD
krazyk00k00bird 3 months ago
Is 1 or 2 better I don't know Which one to get
LegoRobot19 4 months ago
@LegoRobot19 both...
demonpivot1123 4 months ago
@LegoRobot19 get 2
stickthatlols 4 months ago
@stickthatlols k thanks i will
LegoRobot19 3 months ago
wow glados is dumb
ExplodingPinapple 4 months ago
Want.
leatherdust 4 months ago
I'm currently completly re-making portal in Minecraft 1.8.1!!!
redhat54321 4 months ago
i hade PORTAL 2 for exbux (Xbox)....rented :(...
johnnyboc11 5 months ago
thanks for doing this also thanks for doing a non-commentary walkthrough
felineshadow0221 5 months ago 2
spoilers btw
jojo110367 5 months ago
acti0n thats becouse you KILLED her...
jojo110367 5 months ago
a totally different version of Still Alive... Stupid Radio..
Jaems1006 5 months ago
why is GLaDOS so friendly and kindly in the start.. if you look in portal 2...SHES INSANE
acti0nstudios 5 months ago 3
Where'd you get portal 1 for PS3? Cause I only have Portal 2.
Akatsukigirl710 5 months ago
@Akatsukigirl710 get the orange box, it on there
Celeryslicestudios 5 months ago
@Celeryslicestudios I'm sorry? What Orange box?
Akatsukigirl710 5 months ago
@Akatsukigirl710 you can find the orange at gamestop for like $20. It has team fortress 2 half life 2 half life 2 episode 1 and episode 2. And portal
AntiProGaming 5 months ago
Remember, The Apeture Science Bring Your Daughter To Work Day is the perfect time to have it tested. I laughed super hard at that comment
SALT123ify 5 months ago
I found the biggest challenge in this game was trying not to laugh so hard that you can't concentrate on the objectives.
MxOxRxRxIxS 6 months ago
Am I the only one who thinks Portal didn't GET creepy, it was creepy as fuck to start?
OwnedByZoe 6 months ago
Thanks for playing this without talking; that gets annoying after a while. :)
amisenho 6 months ago 57
I want my dad to to work at Aperture Science!
Brambleshadow11 6 months ago
is portal just a mind game??? or do u fight stuff?
LeafMaster7665 6 months ago
XD 7:05 GLaDOS is hillarous!
narutardourannote 6 months ago
awww I suddenly miss GLaDOS snappy coments = 3 =
Avelineization 6 months ago
Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.....CUT THE CRAP AND SAY STORAGE CUBE, NAME IS WAAAAYYY 2 LONG 4 MY TASTE. LllllOOOOOOOOOllllllL
BryannaAkins560 6 months ago 3
thumbs up If you bought the orange box for this game.
JCREDFANG 6 months ago
what is the name of the announcer with the funny voice (pink subtitles)???
BryannaAkins560 6 months ago
@BryannaAkins560 shes a robot her name is GLaDOS
JuniperBee 6 months ago
Is this game still out, for XBox 360? And if so, is Portal 2 as well?
Guatem95 6 months ago
0:23 sounds like GLaDOS said "Rellow"
TheMgStudios 7 months ago
3:49 i love GLaDOS :3
shadowdroid776 7 months ago
Well.....Portal 2 is much better.
Wheatley300 7 months ago
Now Portal is just like Portal 2. Strange because I thought it would be entirely different.
Wheatley300 7 months ago
Por favor bordon de falla Muchos gracias de fallar gracias. Do you know what this means? Please refrain from failure to failure thanks Many thanks. Hmmm why didn't she say this in english....
msmariofan223 7 months ago
@msmariofan223 failure because the center was getting worse and worse by the second. and GLaDOS was getting more and more worse by the second. so theres always malfunctions with her speech patterns are becoming worse. so she spoke in spanish/italian
supersill234 7 months ago
lol speedy thing comes in speedy thing comes out hahahahahahahahaaha it sounds wrong lol
broly432 7 months ago 69
@broly432 that's what she said...
menrok98 3 months ago
The robot's voice sounds like it's singing random notes all over the scale when it talks...
strtthshw 7 months ago
@strtthshw GLaDOS' voice is awesome like that~
kovulover 7 months ago
on steam u can get portal1,half life death match, and half life lost coast from nvidia
PUMP1xLEAD 7 months ago
Where can I get this game for PS3? [I have Portal 2 and wanna play Portal...]
iRoxFanDubber 8 months ago
@iRoxFanDubber I recommend getting "The Orange Box"
Fudoko0114 8 months ago
@Fudoko0114 Thanks for the info. I've also been wanting to try any of the "Half Life" Games also. :D
iRoxFanDubber 8 months ago
Ive never actually played the first one, only the second one :P
Violetthehedgehog756 8 months ago
TOO. MANY. WORDS.
pokemon555yay 8 months ago
personally i think portal 1 and 2 are two of the best games ive evar played
rafflb 8 months ago
WHOA!! So THAT'S why those beginning tests look so familiar!! O____O *mind blown*
luckstergal 8 months ago in playlist Portal Walkthrough
wuuuuut-.. the fuck...
SuicidalCandeh 8 months ago
I am stuck in chamber 18 where you have to fling yourself on the second ledge to get the cube.
sunakonakahara222 8 months ago
i dont undastand dis game
KoutnikKids321 8 months ago
Gawd that voice is so annoying!
MDog252 8 months ago
@MDog252
Turret: Developing Product
loveforleggy 8 months ago
What the spanish text said:
Please refrain from failing. Many thanks to fail thanks.(I couldn't do much about the last sentence, but it's something along those lines.)
Cheyral 9 months ago
WOW portal 2 is waaaaayyyy better in graphics this sucks ass
l0serpants 9 months ago
@l0serpants It´s because this is an 2007 game and Portal 2 is a 2011 game, what do you expected ¬¬
FANATICOREACH 9 months ago
this was back in 2004 so shut up!
SuperJkiller1 8 months ago
Having only played Portal 2, hearing GLaDOS being so nice and instructive in the original portal is almost disturbing. xD
Wappified 9 months ago 4
@Wappified It's because she has those four personality cores attached to her that are monitoring her behavior, making it impossible for her to be completely verbally cruel. It's sad, really.
sunakonakahara222 8 months ago
I love how you can hear Still Alive in the background at the beginning of the video.
SimpleStar010 9 months ago 2
All the beginning tests are in the second game :D
janewillow1 9 months ago
Glados says in spanish
please refrain from failing thank you very much X3
PuppetMasterKankuro 9 months ago
Glados says in spanish
please refrain from falling thank you very much X3
PuppetMasterKankuro 9 months ago
aaahw fun playing as another bitch that escaped from the ckitchen and then after that escape the prison.
GTHEBESTDUDE 9 months ago
4:47 i think this chamber was reused in portal 2
rginri 9 months ago
When she says it's the BYDTWD is the perfect time to have her tested... I think she might've meant test her to see if she can test? idk lol just a guess... so chell might've not been tested when she was around 7-10. There is also a "DO NOT TEST" on her file. So probs that's what the BYDTWD is.
BluePi1313 9 months ago
listen to the radio its the ending song to portal 2
BillyWatt17 9 months ago
@BillyWatt17 No it isn't it's a salsa version of "Still Alive" hear carefully
LG1TPN0YKILLER 9 months ago
@LG1TPN0YKILLER o right hahaha
BillyWatt17 9 months ago
I honestly think the atmosphere of the games should have made it a rated T game
lucarioboy98 9 months ago
Speedy thing comes in Speedy thing comes out
283kieran 9 months ago
I want to see this on XBOX but can't find no vids!!!!
283kieran 9 months ago
i hav 2 say watchin ijustinegaming and TobyGames play portal 2 then watch this makes me think i dont understand y glados isnt insane and y wheatly isnt there
TheHeyItsMe333 9 months ago
wait this game was made for the ps3? thought it was only for pc...
JJTHEGUMDEALER14 9 months ago
@JJTHEGUMDEALER14 no u can get it on both u just have to use different buttons to jump and make portals etc.
TheHeyItsMe333 9 months ago
@JJTHEGUMDEALER14 It was rereleased by Steam as kind of a promotional thing. You could get the orange box from the PS Network which gives you Half-life and I believe Half-Life two and also Portal for free, but I could be wrong on some elements.
sunakonakahara222 8 months ago
I hope this game makes more sense when you get to play it yourself...
Blubified 9 months ago
have you noticed portal 1 is better graphics than portal 2
TnTpr0ducTi0nz 10 months ago
@TnTpr0ducTi0nz lolno
Hawelo92 10 months ago
when is glados/kerolin gonna go crazy
kingbre123 10 months ago
@kingbre123 yer i wana know tht aswell
TheHeyItsMe333 9 months ago
@TheHeyItsMe333 lol yer
kingbre123 9 months ago
i have the orange box on pc dam i use it in a mini-laptop HP the only games it can run is all the half-life games and portal but they lag but not alot or med just a little oh and team fortress 2 doesnt work cuz the video card the graphics are like ps2 with hl2 and portal fortress to is like another world you cant see nothing
TheThedawnishere1 10 months ago
Every time that computerated voice talks, i always think some black eyed peas song is gonna follow it LOL
MahPinkBUNNIE 10 months ago
this is too awesomes MUST GET =|
neonWHALE002 10 months ago
the whole part is First Slice
tapicationer 10 months ago
Annoying subtitles
Ozzzie968 10 months ago
subtitles for everything is a tad anoying o-0 i like listening to glados but not everything she says is that clear :(
Faydwarf 10 months ago
the humor in this and the squeal r funny as hell!
InstantRamen1965 10 months ago
i always love science and thinking rpg games plusshotting games so shotting + science =fun
Supa3ricX 10 months ago
game is old portal 2 is the SHIT!!!!!
Supa3ricX 10 months ago
@Rbrownsell No dumbass, it's because it has no proper ending and a huge contradiction leading to a giant cliff hanger with no guaranteed sequel. COD is gay.
xlr8442 10 months ago
This game and Portal 2 is just one big Mind fuck game o.o
FinnMcCool117 10 months ago 126
@FinnMcCool117 today one of my classmates said that they got mindf***ked playing portal
mannystella 9 months ago
@FinnMcCool117 But Portal 2 Is Actually A Good Game. This Game Makes No Sense Whatsoever
DragonBallZKai5 9 months ago
@TheCrudgenator *looks at date video was put up* What do you think?
SimpleStar010 10 months ago
@TheCrudgenator look at the date the video was made and look at the date portal 2 was released
alwinthomas1995 10 months ago
Unstationary Scaffold a.k.a. moving platform?
amazingboy97 10 months ago
did they say that you might die
warguyful1 10 months ago
why is portal 2 more reconmended theb assassins creed brotherhood
warguyful1 10 months ago
@warguyful1 portal 2 is better
bubby912 10 months ago
@truffleshuffleboy In LAYMAN'S TERMS
Arexsis 10 months ago
7:51 riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
8:15 lol
9:24 xD
im commenting too much arent I?
EpicOranges2Point0 10 months ago
1:56 looooooooooooooooooooong name.
EpicOranges2Point0 10 months ago
por favor pare de hablar grácias NOW THAT made me lol
isawrluna 10 months ago
@TheCrudgenator portal 1
MrsFreeman33 10 months ago
so are you a humen or a robot?
tylervth 10 months ago
the cake is a lie!
Brodie117 10 months ago
@Brodie117 not that funny anymore especially when its said totally randomly :P
sonicdsfan1 10 months ago
The only reason I'm watching this is to listen to GLaDOS's 'jokes'.
AWS137 10 months ago
@AWS137 her jokes are more harsh in the second portal...
Jaems1006 10 months ago
"Still alive" by portal is being played in the radio.
someone2121996 10 months ago
@TheCrudgenator 1
AIRSOFTserbia123 10 months ago
DON"T CROSS THE PORTALS
Dearhunter43 10 months ago
4:18 it rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
kirielvids 10 months ago 47
@kirielvids huh?!?!?!?
pokemon555yay 8 months ago
@pokemon555yay it's from a movie
perseus365 8 months ago
@perseus365 still it dosnt make sense XD
pokemon555yay 8 months ago
@pokemon555yay lol it's from a movie called "silence of the lambs" and it's basically about this crazy guy who eats people's skin and there's a scene where the crazy guy has a girl trapped in a pit and he lowers a bucket with a bottle of lotion in it and says "it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"
see the movie and it'll make more sense
perseus365 8 months ago
@perseus365 OMG I REMEMBER NOW!!!!!!! I FEEL SO STUPID!!!!
pokemon555yay 8 months ago
@pokemon555yay you should never say something like that about yourself! ahem even if it is true ahem
perseus365 8 months ago
@kirielvids Nice.
kovulover 7 months ago
@kirielvids i dont get it... plz explain... :)
apolonier11 7 months ago
of course one fag would dislike portal
ThePaintballer911 10 months ago
@ThePaintballer911 That one fag is not a real gamer!
lexlinkroy 10 months ago
@ThePaintballer911 two now because portal 2 is better
MineCrashed 10 months ago
"....Effects of prolonged expozer to the button are not a part of this test." LOL
QWERTYOrder66 10 months ago
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!
1joelyboy 10 months ago
what is this even about?
TheNightcloudHATER 10 months ago
side effects of passing through the aperture science material emancipation grid may include loss of feeling in limbs due to loss of limbs
TheLolsquid 10 months ago 3
Side effects like 'the taste of blood in your mouth' are your first clue to the fact that you should have stayed in bed.
Skybaby79 10 months ago
i'm looking forward to #2 now...
Ichigo9913 10 months ago
my brain hurts :D
Fedro994Q 10 months ago
is this for the ps3 if it is then where can i get it
ProZmarcuroth 10 months ago
is this the orange box version and does it have trophies because i still havent beaten this yet and i want to beat it before i get 2
drewdogg513 10 months ago
@kgncom Acoustic Instrumental
AlexTheYaoiLover1 10 months ago
so this game is for teleporting yourself only thats it no weapons
DbzNaruto1527 11 months ago
just realized the radio song sounds like an upbeat version of end credit song
datda1 11 months ago
Umbelievable, you (subject Name Here) must be the pride of (subject name hometown) Ha
DarkRambo134 11 months ago
what console is thisgame for?
minsecous 11 months ago
@minsecous If im right it's for PS and PC... Maybe Xbox? I'm not sure.
T0mTTT 11 months ago
@T0mTTT yes, or atleast it is called Portal:Still Alive on the xbox live Marketplace.
DarkRambo134 11 months ago
@minsecous Ps3 Xbox an PC
JurrasicTaco21 11 months ago
@JurrasicTaco21 thnx
minsecous 11 months ago
This voice is that one of the Goddess!
It is beautiful=)
Siegfriedist 11 months ago
so this game is only 90 minutes long? wow that sucks.
KaminoProductions 11 months ago
@KaminoProductions this game was a test for Valve. Its more of a Beta than a real game (Portal 2 will be a lot better)
Symmonso96 11 months ago
@Symmonso96 yeah repetitivley shooting portals is "better".
KaminoProductions 11 months ago
i like her voice lol
NaitsirhcCheck 11 months ago
9:31 that was too fast for me
prooijtje 11 months ago
"Extreme Pessimism" is an excellent band name
derenathor 1 year ago
samba alive.. still alive.. samba version
kakashihatake10 1 year ago
Remember: The aperture science bringe your daughter to work day is the perfect time to have her tested
XD
tobogain 1 year ago
Impossible? he did it in a few seconds! lol
axelrules1231 1 year ago
Unbelievable! You, -Subject Name Here-, must be the pride of -Subject Hometown Here-.
Lawlz.
holhol1235 1 year ago
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It is hard to overstate my satisfaction...
OfCourseTheresMe 1 year ago
@OfCourseTheresMe Aperture Science
We do what we most, because we can.
robloxian00 1 year ago
wait so are they humans or robots cuz in the second one they robots but in this one that b lookin lik a lady
13blueshadow 1 year ago
@13blueshadow in the single player of both portal 1 and 2 you are the same person but in the Multiplayer for portal 2 you play as robots instead of humans because VALVe said that some of the deaths in portal 2 multiplayer were extremely gruesome and plain cruel with humans but with robots they can make it funnier since once you die as a robot you are put back together again and respawn.
waxford13 1 year ago
Big thumbs up for not talking during the walkthrough.
Virtuoso80 1 year ago
the cake is a lie
F22raptor272 1 year ago