Jackie Mason '08 Vlog13 The Trappings of Wealth and Status 3

[citydriver]

well my buick is a 1980 28 years of service without any problems

[yhshvh10]

funny stuff, Jackie....and true!

[citydriver]

id rather be driving a old chevy then a new merc even if i was rich rich people have no style they only pay alota cash for cars for they want to feel rich they dont even apprichiate cars they dont know shit about cars mercs are over prices peace of shit cars when ive been on road trips iv seen mercs and bmw`s on the side of the road with the hood open with some clueless numbnuts looks at the engine noo give ne a old chevy and have no worries

[sophiegromit]

Chevy SUCKS ASS!!!

[citydriver]

i know you suck ass but chevy dont

[sophiegromit]

Chevy, and MOST American cars, SUCK ASS! My family has owned MANY American made pieces of shit over the years, and they gave us MANY MORE problems than Swedish, German, Japanese, or Korean cars! My mom's Malibu piece of shit was in the shop (for weeks) for electrical issues, when NEW!!!!

[citydriver]

yeah well everyone i know that has chevy has never had a complaint and my buick has had 28 years of use and never a problem so kiss my ass

[bighitter42]

The only expensive cars I ever see broken down are Jaguars and the occasional Land Rover. I've not seen one BMW, Mercedes, nor Volvo's unless it's a very old one.

[parkenheimer]

Network23, the voice of the Aardvark was performed by comedian John Byner- as an impression of Jackie Mason. Byner also did the voice of the ant- as an impression of Dean Martin.

[NETWORK23STUDIOS]

I always loved that Saturday morning toon.

[NETWORK23STUDIOS]

OMG!!! I remember you did the voice of the cartoon character "The AARDVARK" YEARS ago

[sophiegromit]

German cars RULE! They have the best 'new car smell'!!!

[jaxxfat]

soph ... only until you step up to ferrari..

[johnsmdm]

We ask you now, are you in fact the ancestor of the people of Zion, because many in the council have deemed you a sellout sir?..that's right, a sellout, have you nothing to say for yourself hunh?

[crdave]

are you for real? "many in the council" I don't know if anyone has ever told you this... but the Protocols of Zion is a racist piece of propaganda... Jews don't always agree... in fact, we never agree... so take your bigot tujas elsewhere! Jackie Rocks!

[johnsmdm]

the council is a Fraternity numnuts, what the hell are you talking about?

[rfid4dna]

i ride around with a packet of cool aid strapped to a bicycle. you dont hear me complining.

[obroshi]

Jacki , you are the best.

[jedmarum]

My wife can always tell when I am watching a Jackie Mason Video Blog - because she can hear me laughing all across the house!

Great stuff Jackie!

[LeRoiDelaRue]

Hilarious that, man! When you get over to Liverpool again, dont forget to remind these footballers (that's 'soccer', bud :-) ) who pays their wages. Some of them have foundations for children in lesser advantaged parts of the world and they dont shout about it, so there is goodness and humilty somewhere in the upper echelons of fame and outrageous fortune. But, great laughs man, Thanks! I can still see you doing "THE BALLET?! If it is so good, why do they only have it for one week a year?!"

[lampofdiogenes12]

I think the song by Sarah Silverman, " German Cars" hits the nail on the head too. I am a Jew of German ancestry, and I won't touch them. But well off, or seeingly well off, Near Eastern Jews don't have these sensitivities. So when I glower at some Hitlermobile, they think I am jealous,when the fact is I don't want the damn thing near me. I am happy with my Dodge Nitro - at least I can see over them. Terhan's annual car related death count is 5,000+.

[docmoriarti]

Jews know nothing about engineering? That's borderline antisemitic.... I am not kidding.

[TallBrooklynGuy]

zayer git gizuckt rav yankiff!

a great lesson from rav mason that even if you do become succesful one day or like ralph kramden said "hit that high note". never forget your humble beginnings.

yasher kuyach rabbi.

[lawofficedeb]

Terrific!!!

[xesiria]

your right Jackie!

good day Jackie on your show coming up soon. wish i could be there sir.

[BilliHeathMusic]

Hi Jackie, Billi Heath...here!

Well my stomach is sore from laughing so hard again. Funny vid! Jackie it would be an honor to have you subscribe to my channel.

I hope you and your family are all doing well!

God Bless

Billi

[jmelf80]

Great blog!

[charlessmyth]

Fit a Merc badge to a Chevy and have the best of both worlds :-)

[sysmg]

I don't know if Jackie reads this, but I called my father in Florida to tell him how funny this video was. My father said he'll check it out when he gets home. Beside, he said "I sit next to Jackie's brother in shul every day. I'll tell him it was a good one!"

Jackie's brother asked my father, if he was going to see Jackie in FL. My father said, "why? I've got you sitting next to me telling me all his good jokes."

Boy I missing hanging out in the shvitz at Grossingers...

[Osfan100]

His brother is a moyle, right?

[TheUltimateJew]

yes

[Osfan100]

Wow you actually responded to my comment!!

Assuming you're Jackie, your brother did both of my cousins but was busy on the day of my bris. My dad still tells me and laughs about all the jokes that he made.

You are the best! We'd love it if you did a show down here in Baltimore, but we'll probably travel up to NYC to see you anyway.

[sysmg]

My father spoke to Jackie's brother. The brother in FL is a former pulpit Rabbi. He has another brother in New Jersey who is a mohel.

[OurMutualFriend]

Whats a Mohel?

[FamilyGuyRocks89]

A mohel is a ritual circumcizer.

[OurMutualFriend]

Nice job!!!

[CottonO]

I bet if sidiggy could afford a gold toilet seat he'd sit on it too, no matter how cold it was. Of course, I don't know: gold toilet seats are something I seem to know little about.

[fushiginoir]

What a classy guy! He's brilliant... Thanks Mr. Mason.

[sidiggy1]

I don't get the first class analysis - passengers closest to the exit get off the plane first. First Class passengers get off first, and fly more comfortably. It's not worth th eprice to me, but if I could afford it I would.

This leads me to question your analysis of Mercedes - though I hvae not ridden in a modern one, so I don't know.

My dad is a Jewish engineer.

Again, lecturing about something you seem to know little about.

[SCECountZero]

I drive a Ford pickup, always have. Gotta work with it. If I had a car it would be a ford escort, great vehicle.

[jewishprincess4]

Jackie you are the best!

[realistsoul]

Screw German vehicles! Great video Jackie! I loved your insight!

[TheBaugh]

I agree with Jackie about the cars, but sitting in coach still sucks! I loved your whole series on wealth and status. #2 was my fave.

[Porsche928doctor]

Well the 'ol farmer said while scratching his head holding his baseball cap and his other hand in his torn coveralls, "...I learned more about flying first class & Mercedes, then I really wanted to know."

[flrs80]

Best one yet Jackie

[eddieg1958]

I got upgraded on a recent flight, I wasn't popular with full fare passengers, but sorry Jackie, it was wonderful!!

[SCECountZero]

Ditto

[RatkoUSA]

Whoa! I have to agree with girl2Tube's comment. That was really deep, Jackie.

[zo1dberg]

You're comparing an ugly Yank tank to a German beauty!? Bah!

I'd rather get some sleep in 1st class than have to sit next to some overfed individual on a red eye in cattle class... Too bad I can't afford it...

Dunno about that suspension comment - perhaps the Merc you drove was a sports car (stiff suspension) and the Chev was a family sedan (soft suspension). I drive a Jap sports car with stiff suspension - my wife hates it... I love it :)

[SCECountZero]

Yeah me too. I hate coach, cramped hate it. No foolin, did first class once won't fly again unless i can afford it.