Mass Effect Best Romance

[Emsan94R]

Haha! At 0:46 I thought it said "save it for the calibration" and not "save it for the celebration" XD

[IMcKAYSMITH]

hahahahaha dying right now

[mikerowave1986]

Having sex with the illusive man in shepards quarters. Heavy risk.. but the priiize

[pocketlint60]

"I want to un-see that" is a bit of an understatement.

[nikkilovescats]

ROFL omfg im dying from laughter

[Baskinrobems]

I FIND THIS HARD TO MASTURBATE TO

[Jakko988]

@Baskinrobems Apparently, masturbating to this scene may actually prove... *puts on sunglasses* ...elusive! YEAAAAAAH!

[ApeoplePers0n]

KILL IT WITH FIRE



[slashedhack]

LMFAO



[Byrdman0024]

MY EYES!



[limaniner34]

WHY THE LONG FACE?

[TheDrJax]

thatss what i call caring 4 ur employees :D

[SirChubblesSteen]

What in the fuck? That can't be a girl.. How did you get the voice of FemShep into that creep? :s

[TheShortkiller]

magor brain barfg

[xXmyxxmastaXx]

droopy face!!]

[hanzohadow]

BHAHAHAHA!

[lillithkinimoto]

Ride the Voldemort

[toadshaw91]

The most disturbing fact is that he looks like Kevin Bacon...

[Kevstar19]

This is disturbing on so many levels...but I can't stop watching it because it's so damn funny

[Poupey]

I'VE SEEN YOU IN MY DREAMS. IT WAS HORRIBLE.

[markit39]

LMFAO haha

[Gabsterssss]

but the priiiizzzzzzzzeeeee

[WalkinDisaster16]

MY EYES! GODDAMN MY EYES!! Oh wait...HIS EYES!!! AND MY!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[TECUnicorn]

PHHHHHHHTHAHAHAAHA

[KillaTequilla83]

I have the weirdest boner.

[Simpkin1992]

BROMANCE!

[Serlith]

SO WRONG

[AnUncleanHippy]

how do you make the ilusive man's face like that

[mysticmew8]

I WANTED LESBIANS

[ProEuropeanGamer]

Ooooook.... I pressed like on it and I am going to watch Miranda scene

[newe6000]

THIS IS SOOO FUCKED UP

[SimaoImexx10]

it's Nova's Steam account picture :O

[SimaoImexx10]

WTB Kooters?!

[913forward]

it reminds me of dick chappy in his prime

[skullboy35]

kootra noooooooooooo!!!!!

[UncannyJungle]

i feel.... sodomized.

[ironosos]

It's novas draw my thing picture !

[IsawAdeadGroundhog]

da fuck xD



[RHYSHAYMAN1992]

kootra why did you do this too me?

[MattchelorsClips]

Eeeww WTF Koots?

[itsmeekate]

WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING UP ON YOUTUBE KOOTRA !

[bryanandbrandan]

words of kootra..."EWWWW"

[TheIronprince1]

MY EYES!

[MrShadowdex]

Wow I thought that dudes eyelids where pilled back those where his eye brows

[NyokaPyre]

That illusive prize.

[xXMarsOzXx]

kootra sent me here

[Dudbun]

what the brown?

[ShotgunzForever]

@Dudbun this the brown!

[sabrinashamsul]

where's my brain bleach

[Kevstar19]

OH GAD MY EYES!!!! HAHAHAHAH

[IMaGonSnipeUseAllHah]

Look at this. Coming in to bang TIM. Heavy risk.....but the eyyyes.

[LoLo9876420]

what fresh hell is this?!

[Felsphar]

Oh dear.

[naierer]

"Spend points on your Squad screen to boost your powers"..? xDDDDDD

[Lpmikeboy]

OH GAWD

THIS IS HORRIBLE

WHAT HATH THE MODDERS DONE???

[zimzthegnome]

SO FUCKING WRONG!

[asman6666]

Юзя, как тебе не стыдно?

[HEROICSOILDER]

'i am comander shepard and this is some freaky ass shit on the citidel'

[tia40wolpol]

omfg i'm crying xDDDDDDD

[ProvAoEGaming]

XXDD DCANT BREATHE XD HIS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE XDDD HIS VOIIIIIIIICE!!!

[backflip292]

Still a better love story then twilight..

[Crimsonlee2XX]

Something about his face compells me to laugh uncontrollably XD LMAO!

[MrGracchio]

Cool, I didn't know BURNT FACE MAN was in this game!

[SOSbrigadier620]

AHHH MY EEEYYYEEESSS! IT BURRNNNSS!!

[GeneralSchultz]

disgusting...

[JEsc0123]

He's got some serious Steve Buscemi eyes.

[PurpurM]

OMG I'm laughing so hard right now. This is so great lmaooooo

[FiIIerguy]

this is nasty

[NOLLIDization]

WTF.

[darkartu22]

this is absoluting LOL

Jacob must be very horny lol

[izzygoindown]

W.T.F ?!?!?!

[magneric]

hmm so this is where Michael Jackson went

[OfficialVekky]

He must have desperately wanted a prize.

[BethsBroadcast]

I'm watching this at 12:30 when the rest of my household are asleep. I'm having issues not laughing.

[Lordgout]

LAUGH OUT FUCKING LOUD!!

[ShredDaCat]

LOOOOOL laughing soooo hard) can not stop for 2 minutes)

[BerryGirl141]

....but the priiiiiize

[thatjkoguy]

As soon as I saw where this was going, I was like, "Wow, Jacob really likes Cerberus!"

Then Shepard's lines started, and I heard them all in Martin Sheen's voice. My brain will never heal.

[MLGBCNMB]

wtf？？？？？

[MrDrakir]

Thats just so wrong! =D

[RadicalMassacre]

hey!! hey!!... ... ... why the long face?! xD AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

[Crimsonlee2XX]

GOD that face compels me to laugh! XD LMAO!

[Jaaaay1992]

So much cringe it's hard to keep myself from exploding!

[InfectedBeats]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL your description made me piss myself.. asgii1 you are doing great work

[DestinyOfTheSword]

OMFG i was laughing so hard i started to cry XD

[RustleXer]

so...what happens in the captain's quarters, stays in the captain's quarters? :P

[FMAxROX]

OMG...cant....BREATHE!!! LMFAO XDDDDD

[einhorn303]

Fucked up character creation. y u do this?

[SRVNORMANDY]

My mouth almost burst from trying to suppress the laughter.

[TheWatcherLook]

Voldemort !!

[CrossYourHeartxSL2]

Lolololololol the priiiizzzzzzzeeeee

[SophieCupcakeCullen]

OMFG! do you think they fall in love too fast?

[TheAnonymousfruit]

Someone shot the illusive man in the face with the Arc projector :3

[UniversalVision]

Look at this man, now back to this other man. WHAT THE SHIT?

[iMasaneAmaha]

BUT THE PPRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEE!!!

[DarkFarkoProductions]

i think i just threw up in my mouth...

[HBWAFF]

my dinerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr！

[QuiRan82]

Weeee the German Chancellor ^^ Merkel with new haircut ^^

[Streuselsturm]

... look at thiiis  o.O

[afilthyleaver]

i laughed harder at this than i have a long time

[DevilishMew]

OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD

[Cybercooties]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[DarkyDiZZ]

HEAVY RISK... BUT THE PRIIIIZEEEEEEE!

[Reapka]

i got the weirdest boner

[BearMaster9013]

D:

[pitiponk1]

Me:

0:02 oookay...

0:04 ...

0:08 WHAT?

0:20 lol wut voice?

0:50 OH GOD *shoots self*

[dmitrykryukov]

I'm utterly amazed at the things you find on the INTERNET

[w33dman1995]

HOLY SHIT IT'S KANYE WEST!

[indigothecat]

I guess Jacob trusts the Illusive Man now.

[parkerandrecreation]

Ah yes, "Vomiting." We have dismissed that claim.

[VioletAmber]

FAKE AND GAY wait is it the right time for that?

[SpearAndStrike]

With alarmed concern; that's no prize, Jacob.

[tes4o]

the prize

[BenFosterism]

0:30 ahhhhhhhhhhh haha

[Sallidii]

... ooo.OOO

[megabrowser17]

FML.

[laledo650]

wtf lmfao wow

[wengaiden]

Ahhhhh!!!!. At least why cant you use the real illusive man model body???

[icey1921]

lmfao

[CaptainBlue808]

Making love to TIM with Down Syndrome....heavy risk....but the priiize.

[SavageLatinoKid]

@CaptainBlue808 the best thing Ive ever read LOL!!!!

[that1dude0092]

looks like okay guy managed to score... wait.... wtf

[hooshangmaster]

puked twice

[StarshipPoopers1]

Words cannot describe how incredible that face was.

[ljc12]

THE PRIZE HAS CHANGED!

[diaalexguy]

IHUUUU

[AmethystStar94]

I'm going to have nightmares..

[TheKrawtch]

how did you play as the portrait of alexander from amnesia: the dark descent?

[wufpack76]

The Illusive Rapist

[K1RO313]

Jacob-"Going straight into the enemie" :O

[PuppetMastern]

What has been seen cannot be unseen...

[WeHaveExplosive]

bwahahahahahahahhaaa!

aw, fuck off, space kanye!

[LOLVOTEING]

whats wrong with illusive mans face?

[Khriztion]

@LOLVOTEING

He's feeling kind of... Down.

[Jokenx3]

The PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE

[luigifan07]

PRESS (Esc) TO SEND POINTS DAMMIT

[scousevampire]

thats one way to get a payrise

[TinkerbellTheGreat]

The Illusive Man did pay attention to Jacob's talents indeed.

[primegood]

Reaction Classic

[Imnospy]

I'm scarred.... Please help me :(

[Shasdorius]

Fuck you, mate. I shall never sleep again :D

[ran196]

TIM, you look so sad

[merksperk2]

Fuck why?

[Spatan95]

My eyes is bleeding...

[IAmSp00n]

OMG... I cannot stop laughing

[echostar2007]

I think Tim needs to get a refund for those botched botox injections..

[NextBoulevard]

this is the best fucking thing since sliced bread.

[Pewlarn]

BUT THE PRIIIIIZE

[MrThreadSpool]

@Argonaut1314 JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND LISTEN TO JENNIFER HALE'S VOICE

[xSamuraisEdge]

LOL.

[SjDhALkJfgs]

DO I GET A CAR NOW

[Geoxile]

But the priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiii

-ze

[thecrazedgunman1]

....Thi-....I....But....

[bigblubafoon]

Almost as good as 'Loghain makes it up to Cailan'.

[mmcvip]

WHY DID I WATCH THIS? WHY?

[gamer00100]

Michael J Fox!

[Imnospy]

LOL

[Fintwon]

awh man..... hahah

[vassatiny]

Spend points on your Squad screen to boost your thruster powers

[pompernickels]

this reminds me of the last episode of firefly

[MJSpiderman7116]

@pompernickels FIREFLY :D Nice to see another fan! This is considerably more freaky though...

[YorkJonhson]

@MJSpiderman7116 TIM and Jacob. Does that seem right to you?

[Raybi3z]

is that brian peppers?

[XDarkAllNightX]

Omg,it's valdemort with hair,=O.

[Daithiwolf]

did I just watch interracial elephant man porn?

[snipperbes]

Christ this is disturbing.

[AnEvilBastard]

Dat abs.

[ut2k4wikichici]

wtf

[MrFourChin]

but the prize

[MrSamsonIsCool]

illusive man is pleased

[MrKevstro]

Why the long face?

[Treviusful]

Excuse me sir... maam... er, whatever, but, i believe your face is melting off.