[07/06] Imma so scared!

[Leerrick]

My worst fear of all is fear of heights..my other minor phobias are of bugs that have a stinger, running over roadkill in my suv and getting stuck in elevator doors and having my body squashed like a pumpkin as the elevator lifts up or down leaving half my body hanging out to be dealt with!

[HankFlobber]

I'm afraid of large trashcans.....

[nuggert]

acrophobic..

used to be scared once im on the second floor, especially on the side of glass-fencing

[Anaprince]

I once had a nightmare that I was forced tohave sex with a female, and her vagina swallowed me whole...like the last thing I saw before I woke up frightend was pussy lips. lol. My friends attribute it to being the reason Im gay, but I came out yrs before the dream lol

lmao. you just fell the fuck over

[beautifuldaemon]

Yeah, a phobia is an irrational fear. It usually ellicits an extreme response. =P

[domydishes]

just cause something sounds bad to you, or a little scary, doesnt make it an outright phobia of it.

[wickedcelticbeauty]

how about hickaphoba

[xanish]

i think the fear of republicans is called "sensible"

[XironRules]

i'm afraid of gays ... so i try to fight them when i get the chanse ...

[savannamarie21]

Ha! I'm afraid of republicans too. That's funny. :) Hehe!  I guess maybe biggaphobia? for biggots? LOL! Or Repuphobia? IDK...

[pennygoo]

um. i'm afraid of bays.

i know right. i cant go in them. i start hyperventilating. i dunno why.

[rockess3]

this video reminds me of the one scene in a charlie brown christmas when lucy is talking to charlie brown about why he is so sad and all she does is say all those phobias

[CandylandHorror]

Your so adorable it's retarted lol.

[RunItOffNowX15]

Palinloversaphobia

[dougiedannyluv]

Bushaphobia?

[strobelight6]

you have worked your way up to be my favorite gay on this channel! skeptical at first but i love you man. you are very energetic and act like a little kid and i would love to spend like a week with you

[AngelLife999]

I think there was a secret theme!!! And it was: Say the word LIKE as much as possible in your video. I'd love to be recognized for my discovery. thanks! :)

Kell

[chellayy21]

nosocomephobia....fear of hospitals. that's me

[xKevinnn]

that face you made in the beginning. SOOOO adorable.

[pyleofgracie]

I have a fear of pool vacuums. The kind that move independently.

I also have a fear of bottom bunks....

[WalkerFountain]

bigotophobia - fear of republicans

OR

hypocriphobia - fear of hypocrisy (and hypocrisy is the best synonym to Republican I know... Other than bigot).

[Toxickandyland]

mine is being buried alive.... or having to sit in like one of those shelves in the morge where they keep the dead bodies..... w/ the dorry thingy closed.... thats scares the shit outta me

[loveuXlovemeX4ever]

closedmindedidiotaphobia

[dyld921]

I'm slihtly afraid of heights and public speaking, but I wouldn't call them phobias

[TrixR4KidsXD]

bushaphobia XD

my biggest fears are Daddy long legs and being buried alive

scary ^_^

[italiangirl3023]

I have a phobia of elavators. :/

[DjUnquantifiable]

boring...

[slyonetgh]

I have a fear of going down escalators.

[MeowNINS]

republicans. lol.

[scarcelynormal]

I have extremely thick and curly hair that I used to wear very long as a kid and I got lice two summers in a row. Then i gave it to the rest of my thick curly haired family. We turned into lepers. I didn't get invited to my neighbor's b-day party because I had lice.

So I think it's pretty safe to say, I'm afraid of lice.

Ps: I LOVE FIVEAWESOMEGAYS!

[Darkfusionraver]

u remind me of bruno :]

[RainbowCamel58]

DUMBSHITAPHOBIA!!

[desertdogg69]

WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR TEE SHIRT?

[xLightofTheWorldx]

...black people don't get lice ^_^

[EdnaTheFlighty]

I had this nightmare where I was dangled from a helicopter over the open sea and I could see these huge shadows swimming around in the water and I kept getting closer to them. I shat bricks!

[xNewkidsontheblock]

Oh my damn, I watched that pickle phobia video, those people are so mean!

[shaneholden20]

politicalelephobia

[onevos]

I'd hate to experience of any of those phobias to the extent of being an *irrational* fear.

[rocafella885]

ive always been scared shitless of E.T.

hes gross wrinkly and brown and his voice is gross and i wouldnt touch his finger even if i was dying.

[ALMBtv]

republicaphobia??

assholephobia??

you c hoose ;]

[TheKidWhoLived]

i am so scared of open water.

thats not really irational though, which i think makes it more scary.

[RandomReflections]

lol did you know that Five Asome Gays when abreveiated spells f.a.g. thats a mistake

[TaylorJohanson]

As much as I like Micheal, I still miss Andy. Now I know how people felt when Greg(?) left but the only Thursday I knew was Joe. I never knew about this channel until DK1 was on here.

[insaneblond]

I'm scared of republicans too!

hmmm.. conservaphobia?

republphonbia?

stupidphobia?

[richiesboringlife2]

palinaphobia

[korireed]

ROTFLMAO! Hahahahaha!

[DaisyThorn]

Im not scared of sharks, I'm scared of crazy ass dead people sucking me down with them into the ocean!!! D:

[susiebones]

haha yeah there are a lot of crazy phobias! but i think you have to be really irrationally scared of something for it to be a phobia. someone with a phobia of painful bowel movements probably is very scared of it & thinks about it occassionally. even though I don't want to have that, i'm not scared like that because it doesn't come up in my head.

i don't like open water either!! you can't see under the water & you don't know what could be there

[BobStockYT]

i wanna be a shark in your ocean...........

[ohdangALEXiztiight]

i think a theme for next week should be Karoke themmmee!

[joc868]

I'M SCARED OF THAT ALSO!!!!!!!!!!!! every time i go swimming in the ocean or even a lake... i feel as there are sharks below me.. lol

[MichaelProductionss]

hearts you didn't tell why your the only one still useing that song at the starting of your video

[ILUVGloomyBear]

i have a phobia of swimming w/ fish.

and large crowds AND small rooms.

ya.....

=/

[walkerorr]

isn't fear of germs germapohbia

[hetarae]

did you have a lip job? no, right?

[tiesarefun]

Donottakeoverthegovernment phobia-......fear of republicans ^_^

[ghostofjamie]

I am afraid of cars coming my way or going past me and old guys

bc i always think they are going to kidnapp me

bc i almsot got kidnapped by a old guy in a vehicle when i was 5

[EmeraldsNotDiamonds]

Whoah! same thing happened to me but I was 7. This creepy old grabbed me but I screamed so people looked and he let go.

[viva101]

haha you seemed so out of it. so great!

[steviedidit]

fuck you're great.

i miss you. we havent chatted in forever :(

[kikikiindrox]

REPUBLIPHOBIA!

[alaninnh]

I am soooo thankful you don't have a fear of nudity.

[gordony6]

u think u are scard of sharks i havn't been in the water at the beach in 3 and a half years i am that scard i don't what the chances are i'm gonna get eaten

[JaykXD]

not all republicans are so bad! I mean all the leaders are pretty scary and the wacko hicks, but there are some pretty awesome normal (and gay ;) republicans. like me!

[tggold]

For sure man, for sure. It sucks so many gay people are afraid of Republicans, I feel like we get isolated in our own community. For gay people who are parading for equality, for being supposedly so open minded, for some reason it goes out the window when it comes to Republicans. =/

[Cadwaladr]

Yeah, Republicans are scary.

If you go back to the ancient Greek, you might call fear of Republicans politeophobia, from the word πολιτεία, meaning "republic."

I tried to find a Greek or Latin word that means "conservative," but Wiktionary and Cassell's Latin Dictionary weren't helping me.

There is a Greek word, αντιδραστικός, meaning "reactionary," a description that fits a lot of Republicans. So maybe "antidrastikophobia."

[stopthedrilling]

oh boy.... you need to stop sucking cock......

[HartzProductions]

never!!!

[heyitsjai]

i feel the exact same way about the open water-shark thing...

[guerino07]

conservaphobia

[JulienDoucet]

For a fear of Republicans I think we should call that sanity.

[pgp3800]

I think its called GOPhobia

[cornstalkchilduknow]

hahahahah the talk show was hilarious!!

especially going into the factory, PICKLES!!

[sdhhenson]

Im afraid of republicans too...

[rRobitt]

chomp chomp chomp!



you can make Sims have nude-a-phobia.

[MichaelProductionss]

why is it  your the only that that still plays that song at the starting?

[thursday2uk]

That's not too nice:-( I'm republican and this is my favorite youtube channel!

[EGOteneo]

It seems like you have grown more comfortable being on the channel and are expressing yourself more in your videos. I'm really glad you're letting your personality show more! :)

Having said that I am terrified of snakes coming out of the sewer. I hurry up everytime I think about it. lol. Even when I'm showering there is always that thought... :(

[loveanjel1989]

OMG i have the same phobia you have

[addishus]

So um Michael....I just checked out your daily booth page and uh...you look pretty wrinkle free for a 71 year old ;)

[grrgirl96]

LOL I TOTALLY just looked at the site hilarious... but so sad that people are afraid of things... books? no offense of people who are... i just thought it was a bit odd... but then again... papercuts

[Kalynmarieh23]

I'm afraid of being eaten by a whale

[KimixKicks]

im scared of that too..

D:

[to7susano]

2:02 is the best!!!! hahaha

[Steve37643]

fear of republicans... I'd call it smart...

[intrepidtrey]

the pickle phobia video...

OHMYGOD! love it. thanks for sharing :)

[Arakhor]

"Paedo-" is children and "peda-" is feet, as in paedophile and pedestrian. It's only Webster's unnecessary changing of US English spellings that complicated these two roots.

[Arakhor]

I would imagine that "paedophobia" is the fear of children and that "bacillophobia" is the fear of germs.

If you want another bizarre one, "medectophobia" is the fear of seeing the contour of the male member through his trousers.

[airportecology]

I'm pretty afraid of open water too :(

[travelhymm]

well...actually. phobias are meant to be scared of something to a extreme to a paranoid way.

yours are just basic things whick i'm guessing your not obsessed for.

[gattonero583]

i don't think so, afaik a phobia is an irrational fear which generally causes panic attacks to varying degrees, and a need to avoid the object of fear. Attacks may range from slightly accelerated heartbeat to something more dramatic. I'm not a psychologist however.

[NickyNick369]

lol you should've done this video hungover!!! :D

[raincloudsandthunder]

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliop­hobia is the fear of long words. :\

[bizarreXstinaXmars]

lol i had to memorize the spelling and pronunciation of that for extra credit in sixth grade lol

one problem...the 'quipped' part has 2 ps lol

[soundlyawake]

LMAO that pickle girl is HILARIOUS

[xXxvegantasticxXx]

lol. i found that website like.

4 days ago.

[oliviathefolkie]

I'll never know why the Latin prefix for children is the same as that for foot: "ped." Like "centipede" means "100 feet." I would think that pedaphobia would mean the fear of feet - I know a guy who has that.

[iLoveThe5AG]

I have no idea why they are the same either, but I believe pedaphobia is the fear of children while pedophobia is the fear of feet. Or the other way around, I confuse myself a lot. lol

[TheGhostHollywood]

yeah, i'm pretty fearless myself. except for cockroaches. someday i'll have a heart attack from my fear of cockroaches.

i have a mild case of the fear of rejection, which is why i don't audition for things much.

other than those two things i'm a virtual tigeress.

[Rockismylove]

oh yeah i wouldnt swim in the ocean hell noooo ... sharkssss ... and also i hv the phobia for clowns i hate them o.0

[Hypomani1]

My top 2 irrational phobias:

1. Children toothpaste

2. Public toilets

[grandpawait]

Wouldn't fear of republicans be the same as stultophobia-fear of stupid people? =]

Oh and once I was working at Tim Hortons and there was a woman in the drive thru who was afraid of Iced Caps. Somebody in her car ordered one and she seriously wouldn't touch it.

[yiningsu]

I wonder if she's afraid of all ice coffee drinks. Because Ice Caps were only introduced a few years ago, so it would have to be a very late developing phobia otherwise.

[yiningsu]

I did so much more research for this than I planned to, but because 'republican" is obviously a Latin word, I had to find the Greek equivalent to be able to create the word for "fear of Republican".

Finally here's what I came up with: repoublikanophobia.

Hope this helps!

[paiso26]

Mike I hear you! I am scared as hell of sharks, but I think that they are beautiful animals. BUT HE AIN'T TASTIN MY MEXARICAN ASS!!!!

[narellie]

repetitive dotted bubbles.

[gabbi123]

boooring

[piewiistuff1]

i dont like kids either unless there like my cousin or whatever..i totaly dont get it. i want kids of my own 1 day but they would be my own and i would be raising them my way (kinda) with someone else (i hope) but yeah otherwise i dont like little kids 0_0

[orangecatfiona]

You get partially naked in a lot of your videos. :O

[alyssssalyn]

I hate children too.. Glad im not alone. I should have a convo with Stevie because they anooy the PISSSSSSSS out of me. I want to strangle them. I get headaches around them.

but I want kids of my own... haha

[maicongphuc]

are you half-asian?

coz you don't look pure american.

[alyssssalyn]

no one looks pure american

[yiningsu]

I think maicongphuc is Vietnamese.

[maicongphuc]

that's right! i'm Vietnamese and i'm gay!

[VNBANH]

WOOOO mee too :D

[TheGhostHollywood]

pure american would be a citizen of the united states.

then there's the question: what is your heritage, because you don't look purely European-American or something like that. You might also say: you don't look Colonial American, what is your ancestral heritage?

For example, I too am an American citizen with a difficult to discern ethnicity. This is because my mother's heritage is Vietnamese and Pacific Islander-American, and my father's heritage is Irish with some German and Colonial-American

[iLoveThe5AG]

haha yes he is, he's half Vietnamese. He mentioned it in his first video for the 5AG. The video was funny, you should watch it :)

[orpheusABC]

Gays who fear Republicans don't have a fobia, they suffer the good bush-bad bush syndrome... good bush??? eeiiiww

[silverangel91900]

i'm scared of spiders, mosquitos, and snakes. i can't fathom how people AREN'T afraid of them.

i'm also afraid of the dark unless i'm trying to sleep. but to walk around in the dark...aggh!!

[JimiCrckCrn]

the fear of republicans is called common sense lol

[JesseVonD]

bahaha.

[TheMetallicSharpie]

Fear of republicans: Ignorantpeopleaphobia.

[z3r0sh1k1]

I am deathly afraid of sharks. I can't watch anything with them in it (Jaws, Shark Attack, Shark Tale, Finding Nemo, etc) without nearly pissing my pants. When I go near open water, I barely even dip my feet in. There are Bull sharks that live in rivers WTF?! my swimming pool even scares the crap out of me. T_T

[piewiistuff1]

wow thats kinda bad but even nemo i mean come on they arent that scary but yeah the other shows i agree would probably make u piss ur pants and all u should be worried of at ur public pool is little kids peeing everywhere lol oh and open water scares me too

[getawesome12]

im afraid of going blind. not like i think being blind would be a horrible life.. i just have this thing about my eyes being punctured in a freak accident. ..yeah.. weird!

[camandar09]

I'm afraid of the sound of flushing toilets.  Like...I still flush but I jump! Haha! And I'm afraid of inkblots...weird right?

[Larab3lla]

I'm afraid of getting eaten by a shark too! But I think it's because I saw Deep Blue Sea when I was too young to see it and I got traumatized. o.0

[di3g0222]

The fear of republicans is obviously

called douchebagophobia!....

duh;)

[PaulLeary]

Fear of Republicans is also known as

"Airport-Bath-Room-Orgy-Obia".

[youarethedeal]

im afraid of falling in love with a gay man. im a straight female.

[sugarandspice1256]

i have a fear of lighthouses. just climbing up the spiral staircase creeps me out so much. i wonder if that's an official phobia.....

[JenniferNicole95]

im afraid of Bridges =(

[LadyStorni]

Wow this reminds me of Lucy from Peanuts. The doctor is in!

[johnetie]

Fear of thinking... definitely something I have ;-)

[Tortise5634]

im scared of the sound of mayonnaise.

and the sound of cotton balls.

Anyone else?!

[EllyatheDisco]

Fear of Republicans= Bigotophobia

lol i'm actually afraid of really big lips with no cupid's bow like a fish.

[oscarrs13]

i have Ornithophobia- fear of birds

[iLoveThe5AG]

I got an idea, since you guys get so many subscribers/viewers/comments. I got the idea from KevJumba and his JumbaFund, you guys should do something like that! Make a second channel for the 5AG and post random videos (doesn't have to be updated weekly or in order, just random and for fun) and all money you get from the channel can go to charity :)

[sammydora]

There's a word for the fear of getting peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth. o__0

Also: GOPhobia, Elephobia, Republophobia.

I'm terrible at this.

[GoodBurger815]

fear of republicans= bluebloodophobia,

WASPophobia , Nascarophobia

...

yeah thats it

[xstevenprocess]

i freak out enough when a piece of kelp or something unexpectedly brushes my legs. pools ftw.

[123joost]

rapepofobia?

[LoLoGirl404]

These are some weird and funny phobias lol

[1carmela]

i LOVE YOUR SHIRT

[lander1228]

Republicopia

Repopia

Ropia

Publopia

Elephantopia

[pretty7jonesy]

Actually the fear of nudity is gymnophobia

I myself am a taphephobic, algophobic, nucleomituphobic, and a mild chronophobic, arachibutyrophobic, didaskaleinophobic.

Work it out

My favorite phobia is pentheraphobia which is the fear of the mother-in-law

I also like a rachibutyrophobia which is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth

And hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio­phobia is the fear of long words! I love it!

[thetaomega17]

Lol nice! but there is a big difference between being scared of something and having a phobia of something, it's more like a total, irrational, complete terror and fear of something, falling into one of three basic categories xD just sayin'

[talkytom]

i bet korey talks about his fear of frogs... again.

[musical246michael]

i def have uteraphobie (spelling?)

[superlupp]

i have the same fear god only knows whats on the bottom of the ocean ready to snach you O.o

[PhlashYo]

bahaha, when I heard the theme for this week, I instantly thought of the pickles video from maury that you linked xD good stuff.

[iAuRevoir]

Um, Bushfamaphobia?

[drby3]

....yeah i have the fear of that thinking one .... the republican one should be called the fear of life as we know it ... lol ...ciao:~)

[amojarro1]

i don't like feet, they kinda creep me out.

[jordanissmiling]

I think when they say phobia they think irrational

[Degrexican]

i'm officially sexually inclined towards Michael Hartz....haha, spermophobia...honestly, that's the funniest one of the bunch...as for those damn republicans...i say u got a case of being normal....cuz those soon to be extinct losers r nothing to be afraid of anymore, and FYI...i don't have phallophobia...so ummm...just puttin that out there Michael...haha

[depolarized]

phoboprosophobia = fear of those who fear progress

[iLoveThe5AG]

After a bit of research, your phobia of Republicans should be: stultophobia.

Stultus is Latin for stupid; fool. Fitting? :)

[keithzworld]

Oh yeah Sharks scare the crap out of me. The movie Deep Blue Sea, scuured me so bad lol!

Loved this video Michael it was hilarious, loved it!

[virtusextenebris]

Keep in mind, Michael, phobias have to be irrational. So while most people might be afraid of mites, someone who is phobic would launder their sheets and vacuum their mattress every day...

And considering who republicans are, how about theocratophobia? :)

[SammieB2277]

omg i have the same thing i even get scared in reallybig pools or lakes

[Lexerrz]

Replaphobia- Fear of republicans

[djstlouis]

'Republiphobia' maybe?

It might fall under 'theophobia' since the majority of Republicans are religious.

[scottghs]

irrational fear. :)

[jmlazareno]

bananaphobia

is better a penis lol

[lettersfromkobol]

"I'm not scared of anything. I'm a man." Thank you for making my day, Michael.

Also, little known fact but fear of Republicans already does have a name: rationality.

[hawknobility]

i think i would have spermaphobia like korey because if some guy wanted to touch me without washing his hands after the bathroom i would probably gag...

fear of republicans?...bigot-o-phobia

[UncleBym]

Hmmm...I had always thought that phobias were an unrational fear of...?

Elephantopoliticalphobia as opposed to Jackassopolitophobia (sorry, they were both very lame - FAIL!)

[XxPinkxTinkxX007]

I just got back from the beach and lost my glasses in the ocean. ]=

[aznandyroo]

aww Michael this is such a cute video :] haha <3 you really make my mondays

[wewillrockyou22]

republicanitisphobia

[crazykeyta02]

I was missing the 5AG song!!!!!!! happy you played it!!!!!!!

[matiou479]

OMG! I have the EXACT same fear! Open water/shark I thought it was just me !

[duckie789]

oh my gosh...i just watched that pickle video that is ridiculous! How does that happen?!?!?!

[TheMightyBex]

seen jackass where the dude is so affraid of mustard he like goes mental and kicks a dent in a car, or something x)

[bngrss0]

I love that website!

Papaphobia: The fear of the pope. xD

[boywndr49]

Fear of republicans: Commonsensephobia

[randapandaFTW]

Douchebagophobia: the fear of republicans

xD

[Gigglygayguy]

your more likely to get killed by a vending machine than a shark