thanx 4 making me watch you narrate your dumb ass boring life while im waiting for some chump to puke for the lulz and then you don't even show it happen you faggot !
Strip clubs are cool when you just turn eighteen. They get old very fast though, and I NEVER TIPPED. I love watching morons in there throwing dollar after dollar at these girls. Thinking to themselves "Hey dude, I think this girl actually digs me, I told her about my Ant Farm and she was so interested, she wanted to stay so I bought another dance, than another. I finally worked up enough courage to ask her out but she said she had to go grocery shopping. oh well maybe next time".
dude did not look or sound that drunk. maybe i hang out with guys who take it waaaay too far, (i already know i do) but you gotta be way beyond coherent speech to start pukin
lol would dd mean designated driver... or drunk driver.. lol you might want to point that out lol. im just kidding. i know you're not that stupid to be a drunk driver.. thats just retarded. :D ;D
thanks soo much for NOT showing puke. and you seriosuly haven't been to a strip club before? wow..you might be the first guy in a long time to admit to that. haha! props for you!!
all I'm going to say is that people who are going to bash things. I.e// Warped tour... Should learn how to spell it.. I.e// Warpted tour??? that's not even a word.
I wish people would stop complaining about the ending being loud. I watch all youtube video with noise canceling headphones and when I come to his part it doesn't scare me. and my noise canceling head phones are turned up loud
If you have not seen the skit of what Takeover does when Trippy is not around, you must see it. I almost had a heart attack when he did the flight command bit!!!
Hey Jeff, Good to see you were the DD or designated driver in this incident! The alternative would have been the DD or dumb driver or worst case scenario, DD or dead driver.
I don't get this it's not even funny or anything man :/
FRIEDBREAD62 5 months ago
When drinking... How much is too much?
drinkinghowmuchistoo 7 months ago
Fuck I am drunnk
OverWatchWilly 8 months ago
Fag.
CoolCaliCheefa 9 months ago
fuck you
OverWatchWilly 8 months ago
Wow, they are so boring lmao. Im surprised I didnt fall asleep watching them go out and have "fun".
candybell69 1 year ago
Subcribed :)
XkacieJonesX 1 year ago
I like how you say PAPER dolls instead of paper DOLLS. Cute.
mmeeccss 1 year ago
thanx 4 making me watch you narrate your dumb ass boring life while im waiting for some chump to puke for the lulz and then you don't even show it happen you faggot !
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wow.. heehee .. Gaga has been anything but safe-and that's why people love her. "nakedlady gaga D0TT comm" best evah
demzom80 1 year ago
jeff is sexxxy
RadtasticShiznit 2 years ago
Jeff! i accidentally rated 1 star!!! Sorry!!!! I meant to to rate 5!! =[
RottenCandy69 2 years ago
he is
shaneil09 2 years ago
Yeaa i went to Warped Tour :)
but didnt see the band Kyle was in.
I want to be on the tour soo bad!! :)
caitecakes 2 years ago
i thought u recorded it,
got me nervous
lol :x
seafoamgreennails 2 years ago
Eep, Dave Melillo Band<33
xxsweetxsacrificexx 2 years ago
your friend kyle is cute
frog1812 2 years ago
lol
jeff dirty look at 0:19
u2beoscar 2 years ago
Kyle did smell like shit it was horrible cause me and my friends got to talk to them for a few minutes lmao
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jeffs getting to excited about mail all the time
i think now hes expecting cool stuff all the time hes not like charles who was like cool about it. ohhhh wait!!!!!!
charles has a life! haha
oncelove2love 2 years ago
Do you use snus?
dadoz2k 2 years ago
lol, you should have filmed him puking. You could have just posted a warning before the clip or something XD
6663000 2 years ago
Didn't change clothes for 3 months, holy shit !
Gross.
6663000 2 years ago 2
2:47 The Doors- 'Peace Frog'.Great song.
BXBZ88 2 years ago
I genuinely thought the umbrellas were the KKK for a sec
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Thank god you didn't go to a strip club.
I woulda had to kill you virtually ._.
dogspwn6 2 years ago
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dogspwn6 2 years ago
Your friend sounds like Ray Toro XD (my opinion)
xSceneTragedyx 2 years ago
thank you for not showing me your buddy hurling.For that I rate 5 stars...lol love you jeff.
judiluvshercules999 2 years ago 3
Strip clubs are cool when you just turn eighteen. They get old very fast though, and I NEVER TIPPED. I love watching morons in there throwing dollar after dollar at these girls. Thinking to themselves "Hey dude, I think this girl actually digs me, I told her about my Ant Farm and she was so interested, she wanted to stay so I bought another dance, than another. I finally worked up enough courage to ask her out but she said she had to go grocery shopping. oh well maybe next time".
MrSaturdayNight7 2 years ago 3
good example hehe
kasp9451 2 years ago
haha yeah splurge grocery shopping with the dudes money
GlobalIdiot101 2 years ago
O-M-G P!nk Please don't leave me was playing at the bar when u were speaking about dirty clothes.....aaaaaaaa P!nk or eat glass!!
Lilnightfire 2 years ago 2
WTF. Jeff. !?!?!? They're titties man. !!
LA12312 2 years ago
Ah! I saw Dave Melillo in November of 07 at The Recher in Baltimore :)
He opened for Hellogoodbye, Cute Is What We Aim For, and Reggie and The Full Effect.
smexytoria 2 years ago
u were listenin to no ceilings wasted i like ur taste of music. i herd locked up too
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kool, lol hey can you do me a favor and check out my channel? if you like it plz subscribe?!
uranoob2007 2 years ago
rockstar lifestyle, might dont make it.
teebabyyy 2 years ago
who lives in a pineapple under the sea??????
sirfartsalotube 2 years ago
spongebob squarepants!!! :D
takecontroldestroy 2 years ago
my mom/..
crakermouth 2 years ago
Pene is Spanish for penis
namelesslol 2 years ago
I love these guys who say booooring... like their lives are SO much better.. don't watch then buddy lol Jeff wins 1 to nothin
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BOOOORINGGGGG...ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
colongil 2 years ago
dude did not look or sound that drunk. maybe i hang out with guys who take it waaaay too far, (i already know i do) but you gotta be way beyond coherent speech to start pukin
mattydahl 2 years ago
yeah drinking would do that to you
trimmelw 2 years ago
lol would dd mean designated driver... or drunk driver.. lol you might want to point that out lol. im just kidding. i know you're not that stupid to be a drunk driver.. thats just retarded. :D ;D
HEDoLEY1234 2 years ago
audio fail and i was eating my burrito while watching you haha
marcoolivergibson 2 years ago
whhy so short
Xpierd 2 years ago
dd could be designated driver or drunk drver
thecandianguy 2 years ago
doubtful
jefftakeover 2 years ago
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colongil 2 years ago
Owned
FkinNoName 2 years ago
omg i love dave melillo!!!
raymundolundo 2 years ago
Great song in the back ground of 2:45!
musicisthesoul27 2 years ago
Sounds like a machine gun in the background of the last bit!!
Benjaminlsb1992 2 years ago
You definitely need to lower the volume on the outro.
oLEESHAo 2 years ago
next time record the puke hahhaha
Fallenjensen 2 years ago 2
More puppeh.
AbsoluteVeronica 2 years ago
next time, get your brother to drive
homerrulezzzz 2 years ago
you rule. that is all. lol
WeskJago 2 years ago
when you comin to visit P-cola?
jasonkinser 2 years ago
your so kool jeff \m/ i think im gonna grow a beard LOL
c0l0risn0tr3strict19 2 years ago
lol
dawgsaysbark 2 years ago
gucci mane wasted at 0:33
hptc8899 2 years ago
you need to be happier jeff :)
rock1chica 2 years ago
ending video fail.
Alytoner 2 years ago
what his band called
falloutgurl247 2 years ago
what's with all the naked chicks in the background
AndreaMariePlease 2 years ago
OK..how do you know about paperdolls?
DAWNCB 2 years ago
Let's go to a strip club jeff.
killermiracle 2 years ago
Nice AAR shirt *thumbs up*
*notice username.. lol
aarlarkyn 2 years ago
Sorry kiddo...you aren't old. I'M OLD. :D I know what old is, and you aren't. :)
radioqueen46 2 years ago
thanks soo much for NOT showing puke. and you seriosuly haven't been to a strip club before? wow..you might be the first guy in a long time to admit to that. haha! props for you!!
chelseaM91 2 years ago
glad you didnt film that gut vomit...im one of those people that gets sick if i see someone get sick!!!
orlaisanimduit 2 years ago
Pretty good vlog, enjoyed it.
I appreciate it that you didn't show the vomit haha
franz6ify 2 years ago
lol nice call applebees is so cheap. I drink that often where I am. Its like $1 drafts any day at the location I got to.
Nice call to by not filming him in the bathroom LOL. didn't need to see that and telling us was enough :)
ZombieShawn 2 years ago
last saturday i went to a club i had 2 liters of vodka and i was walkin home wihth my friends...i pretty much did a river of puke on the sidewalk
Isadinhaa 2 years ago
Thank you for NOT showing the puking!!!!
I have a senstive stomach :)
oilersrule2005 2 years ago
Drink and drive i mean't lol
ctfc92 2 years ago
he said he is 100% sober so he didn't drink and drive...
cruelcassandra 2 years ago
how do you no that, he is a human, he can lie
ctfc92 2 years ago
that's true but i'm pretty sure he has no reason to lie.
cruelcassandra 2 years ago
i can't believe you drink and drink
ctfc92 2 years ago
for u kids out there, kyle is not a good influence
ChoklitThundah8 2 years ago 6
hahaha no he is def not
jefftakeover 2 years ago
yea im only 13 myself so im gonna try to stay away from guys like him. no offense to kyle, he seems cool but makes bad choices
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man i can not get enough of your ending
EliteTechMonkey 2 years ago
Jeff good video today :)
srodvision 2 years ago
Good choice about not showing him vomit. I would've too if i saw someone do that.
theRecONcile 2 years ago
great vlog jeff
pcgamerguy1234 2 years ago
so very true about touring my brother has so many gross stories like that i have gotten sick just thinking about it
SaraWoznick82 2 years ago
i feel like an idoit for asking but ,what is warped tour?
emthboylove99 2 years ago
its a concert for 12-15 year old girls
PataJ 2 years ago
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a tour of crappy bands that play shitty music (no offense jeffs friend)
drhbettathanu 2 years ago
a concert that is held outside and has alot of bands that play and it usually has teens that come to watch it
SaLlYMaEpRoPsOn 2 years ago
Fuck you and your counrty rap shit you call music. Warped Tour is beast.
Rivaboys 2 years ago
Thanks for not recording puke .:)
xxmistakensin 2 years ago 4
Good for you not going to a strip club. And to answer your question of if i live near boson: Try the other side of MA, im in western MA
bubbles9630 2 years ago
I know why you left Applebee's, because Applebee's tastes like SHIT.
doomyourfacein 2 years ago
all I'm going to say is that people who are going to bash things. I.e// Warped tour... Should learn how to spell it.. I.e// Warpted tour??? that's not even a word.
Katielynn0009 2 years ago
tomorrows my birthday, nice vlog
CantStandIdiots94 2 years ago
jeff u finally are kicking it with guys lol thought u only had girl friends
AndrewRawr 2 years ago 2
jeffy!
rachelwolf128x 2 years ago
really they left the post office open in washington weird
sk8dudejames 2 years ago
You perform at it?
blainey25 2 years ago
LMFAO
CantStandIdiots94 2 years ago
your damn yawn at the end, made me yawn.
lmfaoxkatie 2 years ago
Your post made me yawn.
RibReaper 2 years ago
I'm yawning as we speak .
lmfaoxkatie 2 years ago
almost everyday of my life i have noticed the numbers 1111 usually three of four 1's
im going to be kinda scared on 11-11-11
unless im the answer to some prohpecy where i have to save the world with the help of superpowers
UncheckedIrony 2 years ago
camera fail at the end
stevenk211 2 years ago
lets see some titys!
dsmall94 2 years ago
Great that you did not drink and drive!
linnjones 2 years ago
Where was my invite? Jeeezzzz...
smcross9 2 years ago
its good that you didnt film your friends shitty moment. nice video by the way
JuanLMFAO 2 years ago
I wish people would stop complaining about the ending being loud. I watch all youtube video with noise canceling headphones and when I come to his part it doesn't scare me. and my noise canceling head phones are turned up loud
afterall30 2 years ago 3
same
SoftyChicken 2 years ago
ur friend looks like frodos companion lol
taylord1 2 years ago
lol happy late birthday greatings
ownpets18 2 years ago
why dont you drink????
extremefoxracing 2 years ago
If you have not seen the skit of what Takeover does when Trippy is not around, you must see it. I almost had a heart attack when he did the flight command bit!!!
gator2978 2 years ago
@gator2978 haha i still have that hat btw
jefftakeover 2 years ago
Hi Jeff Hope You Read This.Reply
ATDelta 2 years ago
LOL lets go see some titties
iphailbigtime 2 years ago 2
@iphailbigtime HAHAHA i almost cut that out
jefftakeover 2 years ago
@jefftakeover good u didnt cause it made me rofl for like 10 min
iphailbigtime 2 years ago
dave melillo's awesome
meeyamwhereareyou 2 years ago
nice
miguel8351 2 years ago
think i seen his bandddd
chascocaineee 2 years ago
GO BASS!!
MilexProductions 2 years ago
Quit cutting ur forehead off please takeover
mapleloaf67 2 years ago
Hey Jeff, Good to see you were the DD or designated driver in this incident! The alternative would have been the DD or dumb driver or worst case scenario, DD or dead driver.
orvie8 2 years ago
mmm vomit
tokenchoke311 2 years ago
fail for the post office
applebees FTW
and your friends story was really disgusting. i think i would have preferred to see him barfing rather than hearing his nasty story.
misspai66 2 years ago
Jeff, Good on you for being the designated driver...even though it sucks! haha
Sessioner11 2 years ago
i had a whole bottle of southern comfort. passed out on the floor, some how ended up in a bed and threw up all over it
airguitar1991 2 years ago
For those wondering why Jeff didn't drink, he annotated the vid saying he was the dedicated driver. :p
senileroach 2 years ago
pretty sure you mean designated driver.
tyler24000 2 years ago
Designated driver LMAO
brunoramos13 2 years ago
Yeah thats the one. *gets embarressed*
senileroach 2 years ago
Jeffs gota drive so he cant drink O_O
TheForgottenFlames 2 years ago
So Jeff what instruments do you play anyway? I'm guessing guitar but anything else?
0TheCaveRat0 2 years ago
I haven't been out like that in sooo long. I feel old. I'm 21 and I don't drink anymore. What is wrong with me?
tiffanympm 2 years ago
woww this guy dumbs it down so much for these videos he obviously had a little bit and he obviously has been to a strip club
shitmansinghak47 2 years ago
lool, u guys know how to have fun XD
UkuleleRequiem 2 years ago
@UkuleleRequiem it did get pretty crazy tbh
jefftakeover 2 years ago
jefftakeover rocks sox or cocks
cambigfoot88 2 years ago
hey jeff. reply
Chevdan1 2 years ago
LOL! NICE VIDEO! HAHA
vipranor 2 years ago
You should adjust the sound levels on the outro part of the videos dude. That shit makes my videos vibrate way the fuck too much.
Why didn't you drink? I thought this was the point in going to bars? Socially conversing with people, and having a good time!
justinc18 2 years ago
you goto a bar with your friends and don't drink? wtf.....?
royfudgloy 2 years ago
@royfudgloy someone had to drive home haha
jefftakeover 2 years ago
@MidnightSkyBlue6 it was a joke i didn't drink
jefftakeover 2 years ago
You the man Jeff!
TheStrider85 2 years ago 3
yeap!!
santosjaguar 2 years ago
jeff is best
kaitxxo 2 years ago
Nice
GamingBeef 2 years ago
WHY DON'T U SHOW URE BRO!!"£$%^&*(
vibz123rulez 2 years ago
YEAH!!!
reeceyboy111 2 years ago
Wasted
Wooo
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qounqer 2 years ago
i'm going to be the first one to kill every firsters
SaiiKOsThoughts 2 years ago 2
hi Jeff :D
fuzzyslipper7012 2 years ago
STOP! :P
iiPodMan 2 years ago 6
who cares about having the first comment
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hey jeff whoot i win 1st
waynesamson2 2 years ago
fail
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