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  • Excellent, England could do with a few Paedofinder generals in most cities.

    Brilliant idea, quality.

  • Generally,because I'm the only one that's, from what I can tell not a Ecstasy casualty and a Noaide...we kind of like Women's naked body's and the vagina is kind of cooler than a man or a boy's butt or mouth so...this is like a completely offensive misrepresentation of things and I think someone is going into the pokie' for a couple decades for bothering his little "sister".

    Anime and manga Fakku I'm not a witch that burns witches...

    Homosexual-Hermaphrodite.

    Gay-Human being.

    Its an in joke...

  • Jason in Oban is a peedo.

  • Pedobear; OH SHI-

  • PREPARE THE FAGGOTS

  • Yes Trent obv has been molested

  • If the General said "I am Chris Hanson. You wish to see me?", this could have been the best video ever.

  • PEDO DOG!!

  • Prepare the Faggots!!!

  • He crownd fredrick alright, with a nail through the skull.

  • Thats milton, the covinent of eve, lest i be mistaken, or taken, or taken to the black masses? Me a quest at one of your black masses? pope urban.

  • Brilliant

  • @yukifreakingnya Not sure if troll...or just stupid.

  • Pedo-dog!

    lol

  • @yukifreakingnya ok....

  • Anybody else hear the random boards of canada music?

  • Every man is innocent until speculated guilty! Haha that's the best line!

  • @videogamenostalgia and so true. being merely brought to trial on such charges, even if proven innocent, would likely ruin the life of the defendant.

  • I thought it was funny when he killed the paedo but the dog... thats just sick man.

  • LOL XD EPIC

  • The FUCKING BASTARD WHO MADE THIS SHIT, GO DIE IN A FUCKING PIT! ITS JUST A FUCKING DOG!

  • @glados360 It's SUPPOSED to be sarcastic

  • @gamershark well atleast I Feel Love For Animals.

  • @nationalistactivist I prescribe a reality check, a sense of humour and a change of political opinions.

  • @BrommaHerman im still not laughing. you need a sense of responsiblity.

  • @nationalistactivist If you even bothered to watch Monkey Dust at all you would see how scathing is was of the last Labour goverment.

    Almost every episode ripped into Blair and Britain under his rule.

    Do try to dig your head out of the Daily Mail.

  • @Jarren202 and thank god for that. Unlike the 90's and Spiting Image under Thatcher when all the trendy 'left wing' comdeians ganged up on the tory's.

  • @Jarren202 and thank god for that. Unlike the 90's and Spitting Image under Thatcher when all the trendy 'left wing' comedians’ ganged up on the Tory’s. ???

  • @obeastieboy Both left wing and right wing politics are ripe for satire, if you can't take it then don't dish it out.

  • собачку жалко

  • SILENCE! By the powers vested in us, mindless forum vigilantes, we find you guilty of paedophilia!

  • I am the Paedofinder General!

    - Mary, protect us!!!I've done nothing!

    W:He was gonna give us a family holliday to Kidderminster...

    PG:You would induce these people to bring their children to your minster of kiddies!?You bewitched them!, into declaiming the name of the unholy one- ''Pedo'' James!

    M:Actually, it's P.D. James

    PG:SIlence!

    M: But you have no right to come in here!...

    PG:By the powers invested in me by News International I pronounce you guilty... of PAEDOFILIA! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • 34 people have been found guilty of being a pedophile by the hysterical uneducated masses

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  • @SuperTruth77 And to add. If I knew you, I would tell your wife how much a sick cunt you are, and report you to the police. Now, do yourself a favour, stop publicising that you clearly like the look of young teens bodys when your in your 30's, and get some fucking help you sick, sadistic fucking creepy old man!

  • @SuperTruth77 You actually sound fucked up in the mind. By your YT name, I take you're in your early 30's? If I were you, I'd delete my comments about gawping at 14/15 year olds, delete your account, and get serious professional fucking help.

  • @supertruth you offend me. Yes it may not be peodophilia but perving at teenage girls in their underwear is disgusting and, if I'm not mistaken, a sackable offence. You dirty old man

  • I read a 9 page forum post of idiocy on this subject. I think every one of them badly needs to see this, as it is so damn true!

  • IT WAS A PEADO DOG! actually lol'd so hard <3

  • You would induce these people to bring their children to your minster of kiddies!

    By the powers invested in me by News International! LMAO!

  • As a father myself, I’ve always felt myself to be massively anti-paedophile, even marching on demos.

    However, I started helping part time in our local high school last year and Christ- have you seen the 14/15YO girls these days? I think we’ve lost the battle- no straight man could ever resist these stunning honeys, so beautifully developed & made-up. I caught a glimpse in the changing rooms the other day & they were all wearing Victorias Secret stuff- how can my dear wife compete with that?

  • @SuperTruth77 That's not Pedophilia. Unless they were 5-8 years younger. :P

    Lolis are awesome.

  • @SuperTruth77 I know, but it's not a crime to look at them......yet

  • @ivangrozny27 With the way the uneducated masses are these days, I give it a year.

    I give it a week.

    I give it 11 minutes. :P

    (Cookie for reference)

  • @SuperTruth77 22 sir, you are either a genius, or a severely fucked up individual. I hope that it's the latter, becuase the way you've got these people going has made me laugh harder than I ever have at a youtube comment. ten points to you.

  • Awk I miss this on bbc2...why did they ever stop it? I AM THE PAEDOFINDER GENERRRRAL!! Hahaha.

  • @PayinginNaivety20 The creator died. :(

  • @jamesemajthomas And the last thing he heard was "I AM THE PEADOFINDER GENERAL...."

  • I wonder what would happen if someone just shot the paedofinder in the face.

  • 'Under the basic principles of English law, every man is innocent until SPECULATED GUILTY!!'

    Soooo TRUE!!!

  • Yay!

    Murder is perfectly acceptable if the victim is a suspected 'child abuser'. Even if the victim isn't even *technically* a 'child abuser'...

    You must understand that 'child abusers' are not human. They are a sub-species of badger, known only to the Daily Mail...

    The more we kill, without any direct provocation (An important proviso there), the more law-abiding and decent we become.

    Death to people with a serious psychiatric disorder!!

    'They know not what they do' - Nuke 'em!

  • @trentmuch1 i disagree i think its quite barbaric to murder someone for their crimes. unless of course the government is given no other choice e.g. a dangerous terroist who, if freed, could destroy many peoples lives.

  • @trema006 Check the definition of sarcasm in the dictionary!! Trentmuch wasn't condoning murder but making fun of the Daily Mail types that are hideously self righteous and scarily partisan

  • @Geedo777 ah yes upon closer reading i see the sarcasm in his comment. thanks! haha

  • @trentmuch1

    U mad.

  • @trentmuch1 Yes! Let us murder the people we don't understand! Burn the witch! Burn everything we don't get! If it confuses, frightens, or annoys us, we should destroy it with extreme prejudice!

  • @DrPerry100

    Yes. We know that murder is wrong, but as a society we just crave violence. If you kill someone that the tabloid newspapers won't feel sorry for - That's a 'get out of jail' card right there.

    BOO the young man who got 15-To-Life for kiddy diddling!!!

    YAY the middle aged parents who get three years for killing their spawn!!!!!

    Because if there's one thing worse than wilfully torturing a baby to death, it's touching them slightly...

  • @trentmuch1 i like ya moxeykid

  • @trentmuch1 right on brave ephebophile troper

  • @trentmuch1 if only your parents had "killed their spawn"then you wouldn't be around to rape children

  • @trentmuch1

    Pedo apologists should spend the rest of the lives consoling victims of child molestation so they can see why it is a big deal

  • Have you ever been molested Trent?

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  • @trentmuch1 shut up pedo

  • @SpermicidalManiac1

    Why would I take advice from someone who can't/won't use Capital letters (AT ALL!), or punctuation marks?!

    Are you quite out of your limited stupid fucking mind?!! :D

    I'd call you a pedo right back, but your post makes you sound (ironically!) like a nine year old - So I won't even frickin' bother...!

  • @trentmuch1 help help this man is trying to molest me!

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  • that's what I call a good spelling and a cool voice))

  • PREPARE THE FAGGOTS

    That's what I say every time me and my brother rent a movie with Tom Cruise or John Travolta in it.

  • Boards Of Canada!!!! :D

  • by the powers invested in me by by tabloid garbage, i declare this video epicly amazing

  • LOL PaedoDog !

  • Was this the same show where the guy would come home late and tell his wife a crazy story, then admit to being "balls deep in a king-charles spaniel" etc ?

  • @DaveSimonH yea the guys name is clive :)

  • @DaveSimonH Yeah, just search for 'monkey dust clive'

  • registration plate FMN 55Y - find the owner and you know the rest

  • Monkey dust's gotta be the darkest, creepiest satire ever put on tele....sheer genius

  • Now that's medieval justice!

  • Gosh. Hes so asume.

  • 2:07 exact!!!! epic moment xp

  • Is that Jermey Kyle in the hat? lol

    "He was a PeodoDOG!!!"

  • jube

  • Pae Do Finder genital? Menstrual kitties? The fuck? Mispronunciation at it's finest.

  • Every man is innocent after speculated guilty xD

  • monkey dust was and still the best

  • I have seen the female contestant on another cartoon somewhere as a cameo =/

    I get the feeling it was an old Cartoon Network show.

  • Okay, I know this has been gone over before... but I have to say it. This is a mockery and criticism to the "paedophile" witch hunts -- by making them into literal witch hunts. The character's name comes from "Witchfinder General", a likely-fictitious position which Matthew Hopkins claimed to hold in 17th century England.

  • Dont forget Peep Show, Mighty Boosh and Brass Eye as brilliant British comedies.

  • @willspock Brass Eye was brilliant, especially the Drugs and Pedophillia episodes.

    "This Pedophile has disguised himself as a school..."

    Chris Morris = genius.

  • I'm hearing Boards of Canada at 2:30 :D!!!!!

  • loved Monkey Dust when it used to be on BBC3

  • was was boards of canada being played!?

  • @christianmetalgear

    yep - turqoise hexagon sun track here )

  • Paedodog!!!! D:

  • Why hasnt 4Chan picked up on this yet!

  • By the power invested in me by the hysterial, uneducated masses!

    xD

  • he was a PEDO-DOG

  • Who made this?

  • Someone people for the BBC, I'm pretty sure it was the same people who do 2DTV

  • I just stumbled on this, how old is this show? Was it canceled?

  • @stoopidcheepfilms From like 10 years ago.

    Great comedy.

  • @stoopidcheepfilms It was cancelled in 2005 because one of the creators died...

  • From about 2003-2005, it was shown on BBC3 at silly times in the morning. I don't know why they stopped producing the show, then again, they did release three seasons.

  • @HeinousBastard I think one of the creators of the the show died. But I think I remember someone saying they only planed to do three series anyway. For some dickish reason the BBC won't release series two and three on DVD.

  • @MrLukemill It's cos they used loads of music in the soundtrack, which thy don't have the rights to release. BBC has automatic rights to broadcast nay music on TV, but for a DVD release they'd need to licence it all, which would probably cos too much. It's the same reason MTV doesn't release Daria on DVD.

  • @MrLukemill You can get all three series on torrent (or so I have been told :))

  • @stoopidcheepfilms i loved it, its from about 2003. i think there was 2 or 3 seasons. all brilliant

  • there are 3 series you can buy/download.

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  • No darling, their executing a paedophile

    Hooray!

    Lol.

  • @nortalus No they arent, you are really thick. You clearly dont get satire

  • @GavDuggan1983

    nortalus was simply qouting a line from the video. i think most people who get as far as to seeing some monkeydust this long after it's broadcast are the sorts of people who understand satire and enjoy cult comedy. i imagine most people enjoyed garth marenghis darkplace, man to man with dean learner, brass eye, jam. anything with a dark twist. i doubt this is lost on it's intended audience.

  • PAEDO DOG!

  • LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!

  • and so saith thee on the last day, of them all, he created the monkey, the unpropourus king, and in my spare time...

  • i spent 6 years in jail for alleged pedophilia, so, i can relate to this hysteria. When i was released i found and still do find life hard.

  • Mate your 29, you spent 6 years in "jail" 6 years as a lollipop man, and 3 years as a class room assistant that doesn't add up.

    Also you quote "nothing human digusts me", yet you loath women, are women not human?

    Seeya

  • Thats to you azazel637 by the way

  • how long is your lisence

  • im on the register indefinitely but whats hardest is that i cant own a house within one mile radius of a school, thats near imposible. You get it from both sides the law man and the vigilante.

  • how long is your lisence thow and wah prisons wer u in

  • @azazel637 s'what you get for touching kids, i suppose.

  • I know what you mean and that kinda makes it all the more funnier ;_;

  • i know exactly what you mean. i was acused too. i didnt molest any children i just ate their faces off

  • fuck off, lighten up and have a beer.

    were YOU accused of being a peadophile? is that what all the flame and hate is about?

  • Umm... if you actually watched this video you might have picked up it's subtle undertones of ADDRESSING THE VERY ISSUE THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IN AN INTELLIGENT AND HILARIOUS MANNER.

    The accused are accused on the shallowest of glimmers of suspicion, The General appeals to 'the powers invested in me by the hysterical uneducated masses' and 'a phone-in on daytime TV'. It's a lampoon of the rabid witch-hunting that you clearly care about. If you can't see that, I feel truly sorry for you.

  • @OrsinoTheDrunk

    America is to the rest of the world what your house is to a random person off the street coming inside and using your toilet without aiming properly.

  • @steampoweredbear

    What does that have to do with his post? Especially since this was a UK show?

  • @OrsinoTheDrunk + the clearly references to the inquisition :p

  • @Metaldude1945 It also is referring to the witchfinder generals, which his name and methods are based off. The real witchfinder generals didn't really need any solid proof that a woman was a witch ;)

  • @OrsinoTheDrunk I feel sorry for you, getting so sanctimonious over YouTube.

  • @OrsinoTheDrunk That is an absolutely spot on description and fair play to you sir. I am happy that there are people out there that have an inkling of common sense mixed with humour. (And also can put together a couple of paragraphs with no spelling or grammar mistakes) ....every man is innocent...until speculated...guilty!

  • adjust your sarcasomiter.

  • @protoborg It's subtle humour. By the way, it's not, "to" it's "too". Clarity of spelling implies clarity of mind. undrestand!!?!

  • he was a paedodog.

  • By the powers invested in me by that bloke down the pub who knew FOR DEFINITE, I pronounce this video GUILTY, of being awesome.

  • would love to see that impression mate haha

  • The Sopranos is sometimes extremely funny.

  • "by the power invested in me by a sky news text vote, i pronounce you guilty!"

    that was my fav! hahahahah

  • see i liked monkey dust because it was very dark and stayed an unknown comedy to most people. i thought peep show was great until it became very popular.i never found little britain or the office funny at all,i hate ricky gervais the fat twat.

  • @zatoichi12345 You like it because it stayed unkown? Surely great comedy is a thing to be shared and celebrated? Brasseye wasn't any the worse for being "mainstream", why would you want something as ace as Monkey Dust to stay unkown unless it was so that you could gain kudos with people for saying, "hey look at this awesome thing that I know about, you don't know about it cos you're not as underground and discerning as me but yeah it's cooool." SPREAD THE WEALTH!

  • @zatoichi12345 I couldn't help but overhear what you're saying, about liking this program because it's unknown, and I have to say, I have the overwhelming urge to hit you with a cricket bat.

  • @FFSMatt i think what i was trying to say at the time was in my experience most comedies that start off out of the main stream suddenly lose something in their writing and their edge once half the world knows about it. peep show seemed to have a huge lull in how funny it was once everyone knew about it. then we had to deal with mitchell and web turning up every five seconds.

  • Nice, Boards of Canada was playing at the start of the third video.

  • for example

    Mock the week

    absolutely fabulous

    my family

    only fools and horses

    father ted

    vicar of dibley

    nevermind the buzzcocks

    dad's army etc

    i'm sick of hearing how the Americans all think they're amazing and their country is the best....it really bugs me, every country contributes something, it's not just all about America......

  • father ted's irish

  • @bightymoosh

    I don't think my country is the best place to live in the entire world, but so many people depict it as a shithole full of people who don't give a shit. We're not the only stuck-up ones parading ourselves as high and mighty rulers of the world.

  • Monkey dust appeals to different people, the british have a different sense of humor...i've watched shows from America and don't find them funny at all and other shows i think are great...wether Americans like it or not some of the best tv shows come from Britain

  • i totally agree british humour is topps!

  • ...every man is innocent until speculated guilty!

  • And don't even get me started on Little Britain- the most unimaginative comedy ever produced. The fact that it was popular with viewers and won awards is appalling. Each episode is identical to every other. The same characters say and do the same things in the same circumstances in every installment, and new material is never introduced. I'd rather volunteer for aromatherapy sessions in the gas chambers of Auschwitz than watch Little Britain.

  • You're entitled to an opinion as much as anyone else on Youtube, but Gosh, ''aromatherapy sessions in the gas chambers of Auschwitz''. How dare you.

  • Sorry, Mom. Am I grounded?

  • You're right there, Little Britain is dire.

  • So you only watched the same episode twice? What a twat.

  • Have fun in your gas chambers : )

  • Oh, the Defenders of Little Britain have risen and attacked you for hating on their beloved. No wait, they haven't! Because it is SHIT. Making any LB equivalence with Monkey Dust is like comparing Klimov's "Come & See" with "Wild Geese", i.e. it's as dumb as a box of spanners. UK comedy and US comedy have + points and really shitty points. The trick is not to uphold either as the Ultimate Champion in an Manichaean battle royale. It's a nuanced debate and you don't have the answer. You tosser.

  • As an American, I don't recognize the validity of the insult "tosser." Try again, friend.

  • We obviously can't call you "steintheastuteobserver," as you've failed to notice that I nominated Seinfeld as a champion comedy.

  • i'm english, i agree that little britain is unimaginative and repetitive, but I hardly think it's a fair representative of British comedy. The Office, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers are all good british comedies, as well as a lot of others.

    Monkey Dust is a kind of cult comedy, it isn't for everyone. I don't think you'd like it if USA was represented by Will & Grace, or comedies similar to that.

    But I think you're just a troll, trying to tap into the sensitive 'america-britain' thing :D

  • I don't know if there is a sensitive "America-Britain thing; I was just attempting to emphasize my disdain for this program.

    And don't let me catch you dogging on Will and Grace... you're opening up a can of worms there..

  • BLACKADDER FTW :D

    I LOVED THAT SHOW :DDD!

    Fawlty Towers is pretty good to!!!

    Cat weasle is that a britsh serie?

    anyway, I couldnt agree with you more; there is some good British comedy out there

  • To the above "philosophe". No doubt you are either American or French if you fail to find this amusing.

    You cite two of the most successful comedies ever to have graced this planet as evidence for the Britons' poor sense of humour. When in fact all you have achieved is to illustrate your narrowmindedness and lack of intellect. Monty Python, Blackadder and Monkey Dust are brilliantly constructed. Stick to your poor imitation of The Office and refrain from such further outbursts. Thank you

  • I don't watch The Office; it was inspired by a British comedy and naturally inherited the original's deficiencies. Neither version is very entertaining. And just because Monty Python and Blackadder were successful with viewers does not mean they are necessarily quality programs (the example of reality TV shows comes to mind.) Blackadder was much better than the former, but the first season especially is disjointed and needlessly and haphazardly loony. We need to get back to the days of Seinfeld.

  • theroachksu, you sound like a prick.

  • How bally well dare you. Being a Briton myself, I must say that I would chooose British Comedy over American.

    American comedy relies on the same idiotic jokes that have been said time over on the likes of Friends and Home Improvement etc.

    While I agree with you about Little Britain being a pile of steaming dog shite (I hated it after the second episode because it was the same jokes being used over and over),

  • I cannot agree with you when you say great masterpieces like Monty Python, Blackadder, Monkey Dust and The Office.

    These shows were all very well written and do not require the viewer to have the IQ of a slug to laugh at the jokes.