TVLegenda: Tails Can't Die - Dorkly Bits (Legendado PT-BR)

[ADiretoria1000]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKK

[bm4604]

0:44 lol

[ThunderHawk20]

now i feel bad for the little bastard

[blckjade05]

tails= south park kenny.

[FatalError0000]

This is so weird, coming from Sonic for Hire

[megnus1]

YES!! sonic lived longer then knuckles, in yo FACE!!

[Mystic3517]

So in 2056...the blue streak will end. Oh well, I'm sure since Tails can never die he'll make a few video game titles...right?

[godofchaos606]

Refer to Highlander.

[ednoahjones]

dont know what his problem is being forever alive seems pretty fuckin sweet

[RavenRyy]

@ednoahjones Did you even watch the end? Everyone he loves dies. To most people, that is seen as something painful.

[CyberLance26]

@RavenRyy Cant he just get new friends and familys after his old ones die?

Many people see loved ones die but they simply go on living and get new loved ones.

People that lose there husbands, wifes or kids and friends get new ones all the time.

If you never get old it should be easy.

I always hate it when they make immartality look like some kind of curse on things.

Atlest if you stay young it probably would be one of the greatest things that could happen to you.

[DarkSolnea]

@CyberLance26 Yeah, say this again after you watch the people you love die again, and again, and again, and again. It's even worse when you're the last human on earth. I wonder how long your sanity will last when all of that happens.

[CyberLance26]

@DarkSolnea Well humanity will probably develop space travel and find a new planet to live on before earth or the sun dies.

Many millions of years left until we need to worry about the end of the world.

[DarkSolnea]

@CyberLance26 Hypothetically speaking here. But then you brought up another question I want to ask you.

If you are the only immortal, how long do you think it'll take for someone to look for you to learn your secret to it. Imagine the endless torture you would suffer.

[CyberLance26]

@DarkSolnea Lol i suppose something like that could happen.

If so i suppose i could change my name and move from time to time so people wont get suspicious..

[SadLittleTurkey]

@CyberLance26 After a millenium or so of the same old same old, it's just going to get depressing.

[CyberLance26]

@SadLittleTurkey Well after your dead you cease to exist and can never think, talk, walk, eat or do anything at all ever again and thats gonna last for all eternity so i think i would strongly prefer spending eternity being alive than dead.

[SadLittleTurkey]

@CyberLance26 I guess if you assume oblivion happens but once immortal I'd imagine you'd become a lot more religious. Anyway, watch Man from the Earth, where the guy has to keep moving every 10 years abandoning family and friends constantly.

[CyberLance26]

@SadLittleTurkey Even if being forced to move often would be frustrating and sad i would still strongly prefer a life like that to dying.

Would atlest give you a good reason to explore the world and experience hundreds of different new things.

Once your dead you disappear and cease to exist so avoiding that fate for as long as possible is what everybody should do.

I cant think of many ways to live that would be so bad it would be better to die.

[SadLittleTurkey]

@CyberLance26 You seem to be a Existential Nihilist so I can't argue, but I will say many people don't believe in oblivion and this isn't just until you get bored, you will be stuck here forever. What will you do when the sun burns out? Yeah, you have a trillion years. Then an eternity of solitude, starvations, suffocation and cold. Not to mention the very real chance of pissing off the wrong guy. Piss off say, Robotnick and he leaves Tails in a room full of NOTHING BUT SPIKES. What then?

[CyberLance26]

@SadLittleTurkey Your talking about an afterlife when you say that people dont believe in oblivion right?

Yea i dont believe that there is an afterlife but i sure hope there is.

I think people started believing in heaven and other kinds of afterlifes because they were really scared of death and did not want to accept that they would simply cease to exist one day.

The thought that one day you will simply disappear is really scary so no wonder people wanted to believe in heaven.

[ednoahjones]

@RavenRyy look at the second top comment thats what i mean

[10gmen27]

is that tails voice the same tails voice in sonic for hire?

[xboxboy537]

@10gmen27 yes

[OmeagaEceer]

I'm assuming that Misty Prower is Tails wife because tails real name is Miles Prower, and Miles Prower Jr. would have to be his son.

[hypershadicful]

@OmeagaEceer nooooo really you just notcied that???

[samster101229]

where do these sprites come from

[MrMega10000Ultra]

tails most be an imortal from highlander

[spidersonic91]

you must lose your head

[Sonicku]

whos misty the prower??

[BrainDeadZombies]

@Sonicku Tail's future wife.

[materaio]

@Kratos7591 You don't say?

[RandomEnjhey]

This reminds me of kenny

[LemonTheMighty]

wow...this was long back before sonic for hire...when Sonic and Tails were friends

[supersonicROCKES]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ScottishSim94]

the days before sonic for hire

[Kratos7591]

Sonic din,t born on 1976

[TheChevroletnova]

realy 100 years later and still 16-bit

[TheRealSonicVa]

17 people wanted to die and lived forever

[Yoshirockdude]

This is why tails never gets his own game.

[az091908]

ive been blessed 100years later why must i bear this curse

[MoreiraLealDaniel]

Por que isso ficou popular só porque a merda do gastação legendou 1 mês depois?

[usuariosemvideos]

o knuckles morreu antes de todo mundo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO

[preyasdragonoids]

Is that the same voice actor for Tails from Sonic for Hire? :3

[123emilymason]

is it just me or is that tails's sonic for hire voice?

[Kabocha18]

I'm really mad that Knuckles died first.



[i21meerkat]

That scream at the end is just priceless XD

[bradleystempher1]

wow dejavu.

[Axedroid]

so thats why classic sonic was so fat, cuz tails did all the work!

[CRY0RAPT0R]

Hilarious. Never thought I'd see anything like this and I thought I had a good idea for a parody. I honestly thought people would just forget about these games. But they just won't die and keep coming back. Awesome vid love to know how you did it.

[polarthebear27]

/watch?v=2j2AF-oqV4w

[SaintRafem]

So Sonic dies when he's 80... Now I want to see Sonic with a Zimmer Frame. :-P

[TheTheProfessors]

...Remember Albeito?

[99tig1]

who is Kenny

[blackandwhitemaste]

@99tig1 south park

[Alcatraz099]

essa foi muito boa

[isacnilton]

I hate the new Youtube player.

[MrLolfreak21196]

if only he was actually this cooperative in the games :P

[shadic1721]

ROFLMFAO

[200puppy7]

0:37 how i beat kirby games

[hgnbfc2]

My fav dorky bit :D

[96ZB]

@leafbladie ...noooo. Prower. Miles Prower. Like miles per hour.

[leafbladie]

prowler not prower

[poisoncupcakesayhai]

albito

[juninhosal2]

PELA MOR DE DEUS ESSE VIDEO É PORTUGUES E NAO INGLES!

[augustoc92]

@juninhosal2 na verdade eles podem comentar na hora que eles quiserem porra

[juninhosal2]

@augustoc92 idiota nem conheço vc '-'

[augustoc92]

@juninhosal2 a fica xiu e inves de enche o saco porra 

[juninhosal2]

@augustoc92 Filho Da puta Criança vai toma no cu porra vo ter Broquear!

[augustoc92]

@juninhosal2 ai bixinha vai me bloquea ai ai vai si fuder viadinho sua bosta preta se vai me bloquea so e um cu mesmo pq vc nao sabe xingar neh

[mprosso2000]

@augustoc92 Lek ja reparo sua voz??? eae 6 anos? e que chinga os outros mlk n vem falar da minha voz que o micro que eu usava era fudido mesmo mas cara sua voz é uma bosta vc deve ser um dakeles lek da favela neh entao xiu

[augustoc92]

@mprosso2000 agora vme defender ele eh ? minha voz e uma merda da merda do meu micro e vc deve mora no buero retardado vc tbm deve ser ums dos idiotas que fica defendendo todo mundo agora e so fica defendo pq que ser legal meu deus vc sao escrotos e idiotas se liga meu cuida da tua vida nao vem enche e so eu e ele nao vc idiota fdp

[augustoc92]

@mprosso2000 e ainda mias vc que fica fazendo video lixo a unica coisa que eu fiz foi fala pro viadinho q eles podem comentar e ele me chamo de idiota que o que e se fosse vc em burro de merda tu tem cheiro de maconha igual akela vagabunda da sua mae

[mprosso2000]

@augustoc92 mano se acha assim sou fodao bla bla bla mas oq vc é mesmo é uma criança de 6 anos idiota que até seu pai te odeia ele fala ai filho te amo bla bla mas tem vezes que ele quer pegar o machado para te matar te tao gay que vc é

[juninhosal2]

@mprosso2000 pior q antes eu tinha skype dele add e ele falo mesmo q tem 5 anos e nao 6 O.o eu removi pq ele sempre fica me xingando por motivo nenhum '-'

[augustoc92]

@mprosso2000 eu nao me acho o fodao eu falei porra pq eu so assim do m eu jeito que eu falasse eu falaria diferente e ainda por sima vc e mt idiota vc que se o foda ops e vc so fala isso pq nao tem pai e tem me ensoltar com isso e vc e mt retardado burro e so sabe encher o saco meu para de ficar cagando no teclado pq vc so quer defender os outros o silviosal chamou vc qui nei ele chamou eu antes por causa de uma conversa retardada que lee tava enchendo o saco de uma copetiçao do youtube

[augustoc92]

@mprosso2000 e ainda por sima essa copetiçao tinha pocas exibiçoes e era do sonic e le e ia la enchea o saco i a la enchea o saco meu deus cara voce tenq aprender uma coisa : saiba a conversao antes de enche vc precisa conhece primeiro cassete nei era pra vc defender se vc disser que conhece essa merda entaum so pode ser amiguinho namoradinho acho eu eu nao to me achando o fodao so entrem no briga e xiguei ele cxassete cara aprende invez de enche ou so queria insultar neh nao sabe !

[juninhosal2]

@augustoc92 primeira coisa criança de 5 anos eu falei q esse video é pra portugues e nao ingles e eu nem xinguei e vc começo fala assim "na verdade eles podem comentar na hora que eles quiserem PORRA" cara eu nao xinguei primeiro é vc q xingo primeiro ok idiota?

[augustoc92]

@juninhosal2 esse e meu jeito porra eu falo palavrao pra caraio e se nei me conhece pra fala que eu tenho 5 anos idiota retardado mental e vc tbm tem a frescura de acha q porra e xingamento nossa cara , e vc fica mentindo so pra se aca o fodao neh a vc e um mentiroso fdp do caralho , a barra de dislike bar e seu penis tu e um viadinho do carai hein tem mt frescura cara se alguem me responda porra no final eu to poco me fudendo agora voce pra que me xingar e mentir se achando o fodao idiota

[augustoc92]

@juninhosal2 se eu tivesse xingnado eu falaria diferente ta ai se me chamo de idiota aew comesso a briga seu merdinha ainda chamo seu amiguinho viadinho pra enche meu saco tbm neh aposto q vcs soa namorodanos do caraio

[TylerMcNamerRULES]

Sonic would of taken Tails with him.

[Bassnshtup]

i hate the speed changer or what ever feature..its terrible it doesnt slow the footage it chops it up in like frames so the audio isnt slowed its chopped and cut

[foxkid1021]

WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME DIIIIIIIIIIIE!

[sonicelinho]

tenso tem mais comentarios dos americanos que dos brasileiros =p

[Marronvulpes]

who waaaannntss...to liiiiiive...foreverrrrrrr...

Who waaaannntss...to liiiiiive...foreverrrrrrrrrr! :P

[Scarredgraymouse]

That last scream is EPIC.

[CoolTom1337]

The only way outta this is the reset button!

[Weegeeisgoingtokillm]

New tails can.

[aintplayinAround]

lmaaaaao



[dimthefox]

WHY WONT YOU LET ME DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE! stabs myself* revives* NOOOOOOOOOO!

[NeoNazi250]

@dimthefox

Yeah. We watched the video too.

On another note, how come Knuckles died so early?

[MultiSonickiller]

per tails

[KaiqueCuelho]

when tails take the ring, it go to Sonic, so he dont lose this

[ZulakePlayGames]

kkkkkkkk final muito Lol

[xxsoniclbpshowxx]

hahah lol

[i21meerkat]

If you read between the lines when you look @ sonic's tombstone, it says Sonic the Hedgehog will officially be played out in 2056. NOOOOOOOOO!

[89Crono]

wait why is knuckles older than sonic

[jet4212006]

@89Crono

knuckles has always been older than Sonic

[ElboNoodel]

The funny thing is Tails couldn't actually fight alongside Sonic in Sonic 2 or Sonic 3's boss battles. It was either Tails or Sonic alone.

[ElboNoodel]

@ElboNoodel I meant to say final boss battles.

[EvdogMusic]

"The Prestige", anyone?

[kippershark1]

omg

[chruiz42]

hmmm...try decapitating your own head.

[blademaster119]

This mexican douchefag is copying dorkly's vids

[buntado6]

@blademaster119 And this retarded asshole can´t distinguish spanish from portuguese

[BrainFreezeMovies]

Maybe sonic should've used infinite lives.

[brynglove00]

give tails a break!

[YoungMoneyOkieve]

get a own game tails and you could die

[gamereviewerbr]

14 people died

[WeddingVegetas]

Finally someone who can empathize with Kenny's situation

[ElkiTheLizard]

@WeddingVegetas Maybe they wind up Friends 8D ... >> TO FANFIC.COM!

[MegaIvanify]

@WeddingVegetas but kenny will die when his mom dies...remember?

[ExMachina88]

@MegaIvanify That or he'll be respawning from her corpse and find out the dark secret.

[Fawlker]

@WeddingVegetas ROFL!

[MrPOKIRBY]

DAMN YOU INFINITY LIVES COOOOOODE!!!!!!

[Quincydejonge]

@MrPOKIRBY *turns cheats off*

[MrPOKIRBY]

@Quincydejonge HURRAY! TAILS CAN DIE NOW!... wait. how did sonic die? sonic can't die, he's the main character. the only time he came close to dying was sonic 06... huuuh?

[TheTips777]

Has anyone else noticed that 'ring' says 'anel' in spanish. XD

[warlock923]

that is true, tails is immortal

[igor0the0mii]

tails have infite lives making to not die

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Can't wait to see Tails immortality in Sonic 4 Episode 2

[Windclaw]

Welcome to the life of Captain Jack Harkness!

[asdfxcxv]

loved ones are gay

[nightbird1122]

lol you got the voice actor from sonic for hire. nice

[PrincessLeticiaZ]

@TheSharkman82 Not, Sonic for Hire is a Machinima Series, and this is by Dorkly. This explains why Sonic even care about Tails dead. LOL

[ZhaneAugustine]

roflmao

[TheSharkman82]

wait a minute was this by the some poeple who made sonic for hire?

[jcrowley1985]

Actually he can only not die if Sonic is alive. If you play as "tails only" in the early games or if you play as sonic and sonic dies, tails will not respawn. So the ending is not true.

[mistermamaluigi]

never fucking buy cincinatti bell

[WoodyTheKid]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THE TRUE!

[BungeeRooster]

Isn't this the same guy who does "sonic for hire"?

[olivierfromricochet]

Could someone tell me what's the song played in the beginning?

[mariobeyblade1226]

@olivierfromricochet angel island from sonic 3

[olivierfromricochet]

@mariobeyblade1226 thank you!

[MrHabbo2011]

se ele fosse assim,eu não usaria o sonic

[spasyful]

Wait... if Tails got the ring, doesn't it mean he'll not die after he loses it?

[TreyDobe]

@spasyful Nope, the ring goes to Sonic, Tails can't hold rings in 2 player mode lul

[Fractorification]

@spasyful Tail's AI in the game can't lose rings for you. Just collect them. The ring count goes to sonic.

[RoswelliVideos]

@spasyful Not when he's partnered up with Sonic. Any rings that Tails collects, gets added to Sonic's total.

[RavenandChoo]

@spasyful No, because when Tails grabs a ring... it goes to Sonic.

[TheKYLEdavid]

@spasyful Not if the spikes are blue, thats an instant death

[AlexofMyth]

@spasyful Obviously you've never played Sonic 2....

[Vyse220]

@spasyful nope, in sonic3 all the rings that tails takes goes to sonic

[dimthefox]

@spasyful when tails gets a ring it goes to sonic cause he only has 3 lives

[ELEMENTELITEYe]

Tails friend with Sonic? Tails need new friend. Tile name video game call Tails LOL

[ELEMENTELITEYe]

Tail die or clone???

[amandak1982]

loolololololololollolo

[MultiUSERX]

silly tails just give Geass to a few people and hope someone will be able to take your code

[TpropVideoGameMusic]

I used to be able to die, BUT DEN I TOOK A SWORD TO THE CHEST

[JaysPlace20]

Tails can't be killed in the old games, but he still ages like everyone else

[marsvolta977]

sonic the hedgehog 1976-2056 mrs misty prower 1985-2065 miles prower jr 2015-2076 knukles the echindna1975-2044 xD hahahahahah

[tavohipolito]

tails have infinite lives



[tavohipolito]

tails+south park=Kenny



[spiderman5676]

sonic died after knuckles why wont you JUST LET HIM DIE???????????!!!!!! HE JUST WANTS TO DIE! OK?

[roronoapedro]

I shouldn't be laughing so hard...

[poisoncupcakesayhai]

reminds me of albito

[sergio511ful]

Tails=Kenny

[SonicKicksASS8]

Awww... Poor tails

All his friends are dead...

Including family

[angrybird3378]

It's like he's fallen from the sky whenever he's dead... O_o

[angrybird3378]

Lol Tails has a lot of lives manier than a cat XD

[lukeflipnotes]

LOLOLOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOL

[VinceOmega]

Oh wow, the guys who do Sonic for Hire did the voices for this video.

[SilverFan8]

0:46 Sonic the Hedgehog 1976? What like when he was first made as Mr. Needlemouse?

[SuperSonicfan110]

lol

[sonicfan5568]

LOL

[DarklessFire]

hey why english people dont go see the original one?

here is for brazillians, just a ask =/

[TheDarkTwilightWolf]

lol

[SonicKicksASS8]

Yeah it would suck indeed if you couldn't die...

You have experiend the end of the world and you are sitill alive!

[sebastien12364]

funniest thing ever XD

[65gilliam]

hey my nickname (people call me) is kenny!!!

[futureguy10]

I wonder what happend