@CaveofTwoLovers you fucking moron you missed his point if a gay man marries a lesbian women its a regular marriage... also its not illegal to BE gay its illegal to be a PRACTICING HOMOSEXUAL... in other words if you are gay and never had gay sex at all then you wouldnt be executed or harassed...that means a nonactive gay virgin would be fine, and even a non active gay married to a straight woman would be fine, and a non active gay marrying a non active les would be fine as well...
Wow, you couldn't use your brain to figure out that even though my comment doesn't reach your trollish grammar standards, it still makes sense, it took you two angry comments to make sure I was wrong.
Has been a long time since I have used this term, but I think it is very appropriate. "Get a life, kid"
@CaveofTwoLovers the fact that you are still playing in to an internet argument proves that you have no life... also grammer has nothing to do with the fact that you are wrong in yoru information and should die preferably choking on a fat floppy donkey cock
Wow, you couldn't use your brain to figure out that even though my comment doesn't reach your trollish grammar standards, it still makes sense, it took you three angry comments to make sure I was wrong.
Has been a long time since I have used this term, but I think it is very appropriate. "Get a life, kid"
Spot the difference in my two comments. (this last bit not included)
@CaveofTwoLovers Anal isn't always between 2 dudes. Unless you're referring to a turd. I... I don't know it sounds better to just use it rather than see it written out. It could also be used to refere to a vag.
@BringMeToLife93 youtube rule: mentions of religion or politics generally starts heated debates between viewers. Sadly, most people seem to be unable to agree with the fact that others have a different opinion or view on life...
@firebat42 well odin also promises that, when u get to Valhalla you get to sit around a feast table and drink and eat till ur fat n happy then u get up and fight all your friends to the death and then come back to life and do it all over again....i dont member jesus every having THAT epic of an idea...just sayin
@firebat42 Okay, but where exactly do they say those things? You know, I'm not gonna read the whole Bible and all books on paganism. Could you specify your sources? Oh I forgot to say I found your first comment very funny ;) but now I started wondering, I'd like to find out~
@HowlingToFullmoon To be honest I got it from an image on funny junk. Just google "jesus vs odin" and the first few images should explain. I don't know where in the the great halls of knowledge where those quotes came from, but I'm sure they exist somewhere.
@ItsOver9000OrElse seriously, wasting ur time on calling someone an ignorant fuck... if he made a mistake, who cares? we're all human right? just chill dude...
@koz234 what math? Jesus was nailed to the cross because he chose to be so he could die for our sins... think about it. who nailed Jesus to the cross? we did. because of our selfish minds and wickedness and sins, God sent his son, Jesus to die for our sins because thats how much he loves us. Jesus isnt dead. he is still very much alive. your god isnt real. just something your worshiping that doesnt exist. our god has revealed himself, and has been scientificlly PROVEN to be real. think about it.
@ejzimmerle Carefull now. I'm as spiritual as the next person but I wouldn't go so far as to say any diety has been scientifically proven to be real, or not real. Just think of the implications there were. I'm pretty sure there would at least be some scientific journals on the subject.
@RobbytheLion ah..but i looked it up. at least from what i saw, it said God was scientificlly proven. and even if it wasnt, there is evidence all around you... like noahs ark and the red sea....
@ejzimmerle I think it's funny that you think the entirety of the internet is this 'source' that you speak of. Now, if you would please give a specific source.
@SukiSukiNiiNii read the Bible. he did promise that. your just like some people i know, think they know what theyre talking about. what do you think the book of Revolation is about?
@ejzimmerle i have read revelation. before he removes the wicked, the wicked will rule the earth for 7 years (if i remember correctly) and they will hunt and persecute all christians. at the end of the 7 years, jesus and his angels will wipe out all the wicked and the christians will live in peace for a couple years or something, and then God destroys the whole world and all the christians live it up in heaven...or something like that. no need to be a dick about it. we alls dethklok fans heres
@SukiSukiNiiNii ok... lets get this right now. the earth will start to get really bad with natual disasters and things like that, and a meteor or something crashing into earth, poisining 1 third of the water, and things like that. the temple in Jerusalem will be rebuilt, antichrist will go in temple, claim hes God. somewhere in there, the rapture. all true Christians will go up to Heavan. war against good and evil.... .................................................
@SukiSukiNiiNii ..........continued......... at the end, Satan will be thrown into bottomless pit for 1000 years. after 1000 years, Satan will be set free. he brings nations to war. fire comes down and consumes nations. Satan, antichrist and false prophet all thrown into the Lake Of Burning Brimestone And Sulfer for eternity. new Heavan, new Earth...................
@ejzimmerle ok woah hold the phone. your saying that after the rapture and after the war against good and evil, Satan loses and is thrown into the bottomless pit for 1000 years, and then comes back? and then loses again? the way i remember it is: Rapture, Antichrist, Christian hunt for 7 years, Jesus comes back and destroys Satan, party it up, destruction of universe by God, heaven, the end. but just in case im wrong im gonna go look it up.
@ejzimmerle this is how i remember it: Google "revelation how long will the anti-christ rule 7 years" and it will be the first link. one site i read said something about 1,000 years but that was never the way i was told it was gonna go down.
@ejzimmerle revelation. you can't even spell your own holy book's chapters right hahahahaha. and i saw a couple comments back that you said god was scientifically proven. excuse the pun but..... jesus christ!
@agentofsteel12 ok, one thing you need to know, Revelation isnt a chapter. Genesis isnt a chapter, neither is Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Acts, Romans,Job, they're not chapters. they're books. k? the Bible isnt just one book. its like, 73. meaning, Revelation isnt the 73rd chapter, but the 73rd book.... and God is scientificlly proven. look it up on this thing called the internet.......
@ejzimmerle i stopped reading fairy tales when i was a kid. i stopped thinking they were real even before that hahaha. please explain to me how god is scientifically proven. in what way? that statement is so bombastically ridiculous that i think this argument is an exercise in futility because you are obviously not capable of rational thought. furthermore, how does it feel to be so staunch in your beliefs that you don't listen to any objection? hint: that is a bad way of living
@agentofsteel12 okk.. so you dont read fairy tales anymore. niether do i. the Bible is no fairy tale. its 100% true. you, explan to me this. how can you live your life without God? how can you be so thick headed that you think you can live your life without God? i know why you wont look up on the internet how God is scientificlly proven. because you dont want to be proven wrong. everyone needs God. thats the truth.
@ejzimmerle haha it is a total fairy tale. and its not that i won't look up how "god is scientifically proven" its that you havent given me any fucking criteria on where to look. what type of research was conducted?! whatever this is just ridiculous. you are abusing the idea of science just by talking about god within it. there is actually a term that is used in the scientific community to describe untestable nonsense like religion. PSEUDOSCIENCE. fucking brainwashed idiots...
@ejzimmerle Actually, there is no such article of God being scientifically proven. There are articles of God being logically proven, but logically is not the same as scientifically.
@ejzimmerle Evolution actually makes sense. The big bang theory is one of the theories surrounding the creation of the universe, two others being the steady state and inflation theory. Now, you're telling me that a man in the sky essentially made me out of thin air. I think science is making more sense in this at the moment.
@ejzimmerle in nature, there is competition over resources. mutations happen in nature and some traits are "favored" by nature. e.g. a gazelle with longer legs creates longer strides and is more likely to escape from predators. these organisms with favored traits or more likely to pass these traits onto offspring. over millions of years of this cycle, new species can seem to form. hence, a new species. so, there ya have it. most people who dont believe in it, dont know it ;) ignorance gone
@agentofsteel12 oh i know it just fine. again, if the world was millions of years old, fossils wouldnt have so much detail on them. mainly talking about dinosaurs. its not evolution, its adapting. simply some traits becoming more recessive, and some becoming more dominate. and a whole new species isnt just magically formed from another one over time. id like you to know, earth doesnt work like that.
@ejzimmerle you must be kidding. Please explain then why over literally 93% of biologists disagree with you. Also your age disagrees with literally every reliable dating method we know of, what is it all one big conspiracy?
@DarkBunnyLord no. i am not kidding you. all of our dating methods are WRONG! read that word again. WRONG W-R-O-N-G. here's something. it says in the Bible that the earth is only about 6,000 years old.
@ejzimmerle Yes and the bible was written by people that thought the earth was flat and non moving, it also said that if you rub one bird in another birds blood and then rub that bird on yourself that it will cure you of disease, it also claimed disease was caused by demons rather than mincro organisms so pardon me if instead of taking your word when relying on such a silly book instead of the word of people using a method that has cured thousands if sicknesses, and allowed you to post this.
@pamew it says sprinkle the birds blood on you seven times and you will be cleansed and pronounced clean and to release the live bird in the field. not dip the live bird in the other birds blood, rub it on yourself and you will be cured. completely different.
@pamew that was over 2000 years ago, with the isrealites. last time i checked, clensed didnt mean cured. that was back with the isrealites and their laws and customs.
@ejzimmerle I like how out of all the things I bring up this is the one thing you have an objection to and even then you don't mention the absurdity of the claim that it purified a house.
@AJtheGuitarist38 oh. and um, by the way. no. God (not a man) made the sky. i want you to think about something for me. can you do that? does it make sence that the earth is billions of years old? think. if fossils are millions or billions of years old, how would they have so much detail on them? how would planets form just by rocks coming together and somehow making spheres? earth is no accident. it was very much on pourpose. think about that for me...
@ejzimmerle Here is a hint, they get buried in enviroments without much oxegyn (such as in tar, under ash, large piles of collapsed earth, etc) and thus are not open to the same elements that woulc degrade them far quicker. That said not all fossils are in great condition, we typically only photograph the few that are though as it would be pointless to do so with the badly damaged. As for evolution why not educate yourself and open a non creationist biology book.
@DarkBunnyLord yeah, but ou see those videosof them digging up fossils. notice the detail. you lose. and why would i open up a science book about biology? i dont believe in science. i live for and serve God. the only book i will read about the creation of earth or anything like that is the Bible. enough said.
@ejzimmerle The fuck are you talking about? What "detail"?
Of course you don't believe in science, clearly God magiced the computer you're using in front of you. Let me guess when you get sick you never see a doctor either, you just pray it away.
See that's the difference between people like you, and people like me. I read the bible and science, instead of making myself willfully ignorant I've seen both sides and contrasted the evidence, you've purposely dumbed yourself down.
@ejzimmerle oh how wrong you are. A theory is a hypothesis that is tested and compaired to facts and if it meshes with reality then it becomes a theory, thus if those wherent logical they wouldnt ever become theories in the first place just like the theory of gravity.
@DarkBunnyLord you dont know what a theory is. a theory is something that someone thinks, a hypothesis is something that is tested. the theory of evolution for example, isnt tested. how do you test that? we have not found any bones or remains of any of the links from monkey to human. you will NOT sit here and tell me God doesnt exist. ok?
@ejzimmerle Funny the dictionary disagrees with you. Oh I forgot, the only book you've read is a bible so you've probably never heard about a dictionary.
The theory of evolution has been witnessed numb nuts. How do you think we get new breeds of viruses that vary vastly? We have hundreds of thousands of transitional form fossils and on top of this of course we don't have bones of man coming from a monkey because man DIDN'T evolve from monky's but a similar ancestor. If you'd bother to do (cont)
@ejzimmerle (cont) *If you bothered to do ANY research and educate yourself instead of talking out your ass you'd know this, but of course you haven't because if you did educate yourself and actually research what the hell you're talking about then you wouldn't hold the "God done it hur hur" standpoint you're on.
@ejzimmerle are u retarded of cause the theory of evolution has been tested scientists monitor the changing or "evolution" of cells and organisms and if evolution doesnt exist then how did humans come to be???
@ejzimmerle srsly man, you are 15. GTFO of the house, get a girlfriend+party a lot, and after you are 60 think about this bullshit again. Wasting your time on the bible/christianity+agruing over the internet. This is how you roll? o.O
@ejzimmerle No, no, no. A hypothesis is an untested estimate for what may cause a certain phenomena. A theory, in scientific terms, is something that has never been proven untrue, and more often than not has evidence supporting it. And we do have evidence for evolution, it's why you get new flu shots every year.
I also pointed out that you got it wrong. You pretty much got it back to front.
A hypothesis is a proposed explanation. A "theory" is different to the every day usage when it's used in science. Despite your thoughts, the "theory" of evolution has not been proven untrue, hence it still being a theory.
If evolution isn't true, why do the vaccines that are a product of it so effective? You can't solve a puzzle with the wrong answer, after all.
@AJtheGuitarist38 could you send me the links please i like to laugh at dumb people :)
the one i liked the most so far was the circle theory: god created the bible how do you know? it says so in the bible. how do i know the bible shows the truth? because god made it xD
@firebat42 Many?? so what, you walk out your front door and you may see a few Ice giants out there? I don't think your Odin is doing a good job slacking off like that... It's either that or he is fake as the thing people call Religion...
STOP FIGHTING DOUCHEBAGS *starts shooting random rounds in the air*
ratedDX100 5 days ago
why is it that this happens to any video that has the word religion in it?
chumon1992 1 week ago
everyone here is a fucking poser....l2watchmetalocalypseandshutthefuckup
bodomheadbanger19 3 weeks ago
Guys, stop comment arguing!!! *blocks ears and runs away crying*
CaitlinRawr101 1 month ago
Skwisgaar's his own god. I thought people would know this by now *smh*
xHASSUNAx 1 month ago
I just noticed Murderface chanting in the background
xfronwenzyoucamex 1 month ago
All you crappy internet religing bashers and backer-upers should shut up and leave Skwiggly Skwigelf alone.
SuperDeaky 1 month ago
Troll time?
Why yes! Yes it is troll time!
FrakintheboX 2 months ago
Good, my puppets. Yes, start another debate about religion on the Internet, dance for me.
Hey, who thinks gays and lesbians should be able to marry? :3
CaveofTwoLovers 2 months ago 59
@CaveofTwoLovers haaahahaha,to both of those statements.
prayersofanathema 2 months ago
@CaveofTwoLovers i agree
admiralwolvrine 2 months ago
@CaveofTwoLovers Gays and lesbians are already allowed to get married in every country. A 'gay' and a 'lesbian' = standard marriage.
Dethtube1 2 months ago
@Dethtube1
Actually even there you are wrong. In some countries it is illegal to be gay or lesbian, and they would either have to flee or be killed.
CaveofTwoLovers 2 months ago
@CaveofTwoLovers you fucking moron you missed his point if a gay man marries a lesbian women its a regular marriage... also its not illegal to BE gay its illegal to be a PRACTICING HOMOSEXUAL... in other words if you are gay and never had gay sex at all then you wouldnt be executed or harassed...that means a nonactive gay virgin would be fine, and even a non active gay married to a straight woman would be fine, and a non active gay marrying a non active les would be fine as well...
kenmabie 2 months ago
@CaveofTwoLovers before you act like a know it all you should actually know somthing.. you stupid fuck
kenmabie 2 months ago
@kenmabie
Wow, you couldn't use your brain to figure out that even though my comment doesn't reach your trollish grammar standards, it still makes sense, it took you two angry comments to make sure I was wrong.
Has been a long time since I have used this term, but I think it is very appropriate. "Get a life, kid"
CaveofTwoLovers 2 months ago
@CaveofTwoLovers the fact that you are still playing in to an internet argument proves that you have no life... also grammer has nothing to do with the fact that you are wrong in yoru information and should die preferably choking on a fat floppy donkey cock
kenmabie 2 months ago
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@kenmabie
Wow, you couldn't use your brain to figure out that even though my comment doesn't reach your trollish grammar standards, it still makes sense, it took you three angry comments to make sure I was wrong.
Has been a long time since I have used this term, but I think it is very appropriate. "Get a life, kid"
Spot the difference in my two comments. (this last bit not included)
CaveofTwoLovers 2 months ago
Cave of two lovers? I just realized that sounds kinda like anal. (I know it's from Avatar)
JuberLOL 2 months ago
@JuberLOL
Wouldn't that be Tunnel of Two Trains?
CaveofTwoLovers 2 months ago
@CaveofTwoLovers Anal isn't always between 2 dudes. Unless you're referring to a turd. I... I don't know it sounds better to just use it rather than see it written out. It could also be used to refere to a vag.
JuberLOL 2 months ago
@CaveofTwoLovers well why shouldnt gays be allowed to marry lesbians? whats the fuckign problem you fucking dildos lickers
kenmabie 2 months ago
@CaveofTwoLovers I don't really care
flippyandflaky 2 months ago
@flippyandflaky
If you didn't care you wouldn't post anything at all. ^.^
CaveofTwoLovers 2 months ago
@flippyandflaky
You are the world's poorest troll.
Haheehahohaheehoha 1 month ago
@CaveofTwoL Do the world a favor and die.
flippyandflaky 2 months ago
@flippyandflaky
Do the internet a favour and troll better.
CaveofTwoLovers 2 months ago
@CaveofTwoLovers oh noes not gays and lesbians, well lesbians are cool but gays EEWWWWWWWWW
MrSumbody69 2 days ago
spirituality>organized religion
ForgotteMemories101 2 months ago 19
Ha i love how he says he needs to reevaluate his life because religion exists
thrashmetalkills 2 months ago 3
Just because this video mentions religion doesn't mean that we need to start a religious debate, people. Damn.
BringMeToLife93 2 months ago
@BringMeToLife93 youtube rule: mentions of religion or politics generally starts heated debates between viewers. Sadly, most people seem to be unable to agree with the fact that others have a different opinion or view on life...
TheStilk 2 months ago 3
So is Skwisgaar undecided on religion or is he just one who worships Odin like the other episodes implied?
FilmmakeroftheFuture 2 months ago
@FilmmakeroftheFuture It's purposely ambigous.
XXGDUBSXX 2 months ago
Uhhhh well uh, maybe I reevaluate my life!
PunKarmus 2 months ago
...*agrees with Skwisgaar*
Edna13Darkling 2 months ago
QQing about religion on a Metalocalypse video?? smh
Metaly0shima 3 months ago
in other news..... fuckin love metalocalypse!
agentofsteel12 3 months ago
hahaha i freakin bible is conveniently there
rockstarHH 3 months ago 4
To me, I could walk two paths: Christianity or Norse Paganism. It is VERY hard to choose :(
Newcomer181 3 months ago
lol, "there's no such thing as religion" as opposed to "there's no such thing as a god" XD
IAmebAdger 4 months ago
Jesus promised removal of all the wicked, Odin promised removal of all the Ice Giants.......I don't see many Ice Giants around.
firebat42 4 months ago 188
@firebat42 ... pffffhahahhaha ... ALL HAIL ODIN? ...I guess I reevaluates my life.
BenjaminKuruga 4 months ago
@firebat42
Actually Jesus said we should love our fellow man.
There are alot of hippies around. And gays.
Jesus wins.
Lollocide 4 months ago
@firebat42 well odin also promises that, when u get to Valhalla you get to sit around a feast table and drink and eat till ur fat n happy then u get up and fight all your friends to the death and then come back to life and do it all over again....i dont member jesus every having THAT epic of an idea...just sayin
genestarwind7 4 months ago
@firebat42 Actually... when did Jesus say that? And Odin? I've never heard about these promises so I'm just curious where they come from.
HowlingToFullmoon 4 months ago
@HowlingToFullmoon The bible, and paganism.
firebat42 4 months ago
@firebat42 Okay, but where exactly do they say those things? You know, I'm not gonna read the whole Bible and all books on paganism. Could you specify your sources? Oh I forgot to say I found your first comment very funny ;) but now I started wondering, I'd like to find out~
HowlingToFullmoon 4 months ago
@HowlingToFullmoon To be honest I got it from an image on funny junk. Just google "jesus vs odin" and the first few images should explain. I don't know where in the the great halls of knowledge where those quotes came from, but I'm sure they exist somewhere.
firebat42 4 months ago
@firebat42 Ah alright then I'll look it up :)
HowlingToFullmoon 4 months ago
@firebat42
It was Thor, not Odin you ignorant fuck.
ItsOver9000OrElse 3 months ago
@ItsOver9000OrElse lol sounds like someone had a bad day :P
firebat42 3 months ago
@firebat42
A bad day of ignorant fucks, like yourself.
ItsOver9000OrElse 3 months ago
@ItsOver9000OrElse seriously, wasting ur time on calling someone an ignorant fuck... if he made a mistake, who cares? we're all human right? just chill dude...
Lithemasterofmetal 3 months ago
@ItsOver9000OrElse No, dude, it was Odin. en wikipedia org/wiki/Odin#Gylfaginning
LennyAndMike 3 months ago
@firebat42 Jesus never promised to remove all that is wicked...
Awwyeeaaguy 3 months ago
@Awwyeeaaguy yes he did... havent you ever read Revalation? in case you didnt know, the last book of the Bible...
ejzimmerle 3 months ago
@firebat42 Yeah all hail Odin.
blaketheawesomedude 3 months ago
@firebat42 My god has a hamer,your god was nailed to a cross. DO THE MATH
koz234 3 months ago
@koz234 Jesus isn't a god.
GooberNuf 3 months ago
@GooberNuf jesus isnt A god.. Jesus IS God..
ejzimmerle 3 months ago
@koz234 what math? Jesus was nailed to the cross because he chose to be so he could die for our sins... think about it. who nailed Jesus to the cross? we did. because of our selfish minds and wickedness and sins, God sent his son, Jesus to die for our sins because thats how much he loves us. Jesus isnt dead. he is still very much alive. your god isnt real. just something your worshiping that doesnt exist. our god has revealed himself, and has been scientificlly PROVEN to be real. think about it.
ejzimmerle 3 months ago
@ejzimmerle Carefull now. I'm as spiritual as the next person but I wouldn't go so far as to say any diety has been scientifically proven to be real, or not real. Just think of the implications there were. I'm pretty sure there would at least be some scientific journals on the subject.
RobbytheLion 3 months ago
@RobbytheLion ah..but i looked it up. at least from what i saw, it said God was scientificlly proven. and even if it wasnt, there is evidence all around you... like noahs ark and the red sea....
ejzimmerle 3 months ago
@ejzimmerle Wait, where is this 'source' that said God was scientifically proven? I'm pretty sure that hasn't happened yet...
AJtheGuitarist38 3 months ago 8
@AJtheGuitarist38 yeah, umm.. its called the internet....
ejzimmerle 3 months ago
@ejzimmerle I think it's funny that you think the entirety of the internet is this 'source' that you speak of. Now, if you would please give a specific source.
AJtheGuitarist38 3 months ago
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@AJtheGuitarist38 Where is the scientific prove that God doesn't exist?
SerasxAlucard 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle Oh boy,bible fight :D
koz234 3 months ago
@firebat42 You haven't been to my neighborhood on saturday night.
RobbytheLion 3 months ago
@RobbytheLion No I haven't! =]
firebat42 3 months ago
@firebat42 jesus promised no such thing. regardless.....DETHKLOCK RULES!!
SukiSukiNiiNii 3 months ago
@SukiSukiNiiNii read the Bible. he did promise that. your just like some people i know, think they know what theyre talking about. what do you think the book of Revolation is about?
ejzimmerle 3 months ago
@ejzimmerle i have read revelation. before he removes the wicked, the wicked will rule the earth for 7 years (if i remember correctly) and they will hunt and persecute all christians. at the end of the 7 years, jesus and his angels will wipe out all the wicked and the christians will live in peace for a couple years or something, and then God destroys the whole world and all the christians live it up in heaven...or something like that. no need to be a dick about it. we alls dethklok fans heres
SukiSukiNiiNii 3 months ago
@SukiSukiNiiNii ok... lets get this right now. the earth will start to get really bad with natual disasters and things like that, and a meteor or something crashing into earth, poisining 1 third of the water, and things like that. the temple in Jerusalem will be rebuilt, antichrist will go in temple, claim hes God. somewhere in there, the rapture. all true Christians will go up to Heavan. war against good and evil.... .................................................
ejzimmerle 3 months ago
@SukiSukiNiiNii ..........continued......... at the end, Satan will be thrown into bottomless pit for 1000 years. after 1000 years, Satan will be set free. he brings nations to war. fire comes down and consumes nations. Satan, antichrist and false prophet all thrown into the Lake Of Burning Brimestone And Sulfer for eternity. new Heavan, new Earth...................
ejzimmerle 3 months ago
@ejzimmerle ok woah hold the phone. your saying that after the rapture and after the war against good and evil, Satan loses and is thrown into the bottomless pit for 1000 years, and then comes back? and then loses again? the way i remember it is: Rapture, Antichrist, Christian hunt for 7 years, Jesus comes back and destroys Satan, party it up, destruction of universe by God, heaven, the end. but just in case im wrong im gonna go look it up.
SukiSukiNiiNii 3 months ago
@ejzimmerle this is how i remember it: Google "revelation how long will the anti-christ rule 7 years" and it will be the first link. one site i read said something about 1,000 years but that was never the way i was told it was gonna go down.
SukiSukiNiiNii 3 months ago
@ejzimmerle revelation. you can't even spell your own holy book's chapters right hahahahaha. and i saw a couple comments back that you said god was scientifically proven. excuse the pun but..... jesus christ!
agentofsteel12 3 months ago
@agentofsteel12 ok, one thing you need to know, Revelation isnt a chapter. Genesis isnt a chapter, neither is Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Acts, Romans,Job, they're not chapters. they're books. k? the Bible isnt just one book. its like, 73. meaning, Revelation isnt the 73rd chapter, but the 73rd book.... and God is scientificlly proven. look it up on this thing called the internet.......
ejzimmerle 3 months ago
@ejzimmerle i stopped reading fairy tales when i was a kid. i stopped thinking they were real even before that hahaha. please explain to me how god is scientifically proven. in what way? that statement is so bombastically ridiculous that i think this argument is an exercise in futility because you are obviously not capable of rational thought. furthermore, how does it feel to be so staunch in your beliefs that you don't listen to any objection? hint: that is a bad way of living
agentofsteel12 3 months ago
@agentofsteel12 okk.. so you dont read fairy tales anymore. niether do i. the Bible is no fairy tale. its 100% true. you, explan to me this. how can you live your life without God? how can you be so thick headed that you think you can live your life without God? i know why you wont look up on the internet how God is scientificlly proven. because you dont want to be proven wrong. everyone needs God. thats the truth.
ejzimmerle 3 months ago
@ejzimmerle haha it is a total fairy tale. and its not that i won't look up how "god is scientifically proven" its that you havent given me any fucking criteria on where to look. what type of research was conducted?! whatever this is just ridiculous. you are abusing the idea of science just by talking about god within it. there is actually a term that is used in the scientific community to describe untestable nonsense like religion. PSEUDOSCIENCE. fucking brainwashed idiots...
agentofsteel12 3 months ago
@ejzimmerle How can you be a good christian and watch Metalocalypse? :/
Metaly0shima 3 months ago
@Metaly0shima thats just like saying how can you be a good christian and sin..............
ejzimmerle 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle Actually, there is no such article of God being scientifically proven. There are articles of God being logically proven, but logically is not the same as scientifically.
AJtheGuitarist38 2 months ago
@AJtheGuitarist38 okk, well thats just better. science isnt always logicall.. like evolution or the big band theory....
ejzimmerle 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle Evolution actually makes sense. The big bang theory is one of the theories surrounding the creation of the universe, two others being the steady state and inflation theory. Now, you're telling me that a man in the sky essentially made me out of thin air. I think science is making more sense in this at the moment.
AJtheGuitarist38 2 months ago
@AJtheGuitarist38 explain to me how evolution makes sence.. go ahead. enlighten me......
ejzimmerle 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle in nature, there is competition over resources. mutations happen in nature and some traits are "favored" by nature. e.g. a gazelle with longer legs creates longer strides and is more likely to escape from predators. these organisms with favored traits or more likely to pass these traits onto offspring. over millions of years of this cycle, new species can seem to form. hence, a new species. so, there ya have it. most people who dont believe in it, dont know it ;) ignorance gone
agentofsteel12 2 months ago
@agentofsteel12 oh i know it just fine. again, if the world was millions of years old, fossils wouldnt have so much detail on them. mainly talking about dinosaurs. its not evolution, its adapting. simply some traits becoming more recessive, and some becoming more dominate. and a whole new species isnt just magically formed from another one over time. id like you to know, earth doesnt work like that.
ejzimmerle 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle you must be kidding. Please explain then why over literally 93% of biologists disagree with you. Also your age disagrees with literally every reliable dating method we know of, what is it all one big conspiracy?
DarkBunnyLord 2 months ago
@DarkBunnyLord no. i am not kidding you. all of our dating methods are WRONG! read that word again. WRONG W-R-O-N-G. here's something. it says in the Bible that the earth is only about 6,000 years old.
ejzimmerle 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle Yes and the bible was written by people that thought the earth was flat and non moving, it also said that if you rub one bird in another birds blood and then rub that bird on yourself that it will cure you of disease, it also claimed disease was caused by demons rather than mincro organisms so pardon me if instead of taking your word when relying on such a silly book instead of the word of people using a method that has cured thousands if sicknesses, and allowed you to post this.
DarkBunnyLord 2 months ago
@DarkBunnyLord nowhere did it say in Leviticus dip a bird in another birds blood, rub it on yourself, and you will be cured.
ejzimmerle 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle Actually, it does:
leviticus/14-7
But it has to be done by a priest for it to work!
Haha, you religious zealots, too funny.
pamew 2 months ago
@pamew it says sprinkle the birds blood on you seven times and you will be cleansed and pronounced clean and to release the live bird in the field. not dip the live bird in the other birds blood, rub it on yourself and you will be cured. completely different.
ejzimmerle 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle Of course, I mean, sprinkling bird's blood on yourself makes much more sense.
Go try it next time you have a cold, tell me how it turns out.
Remember! It's got to be true, it's in the bible and the bible is the inerrant word of GAWD!
pamew 2 months ago
@pamew 2) You just made it painfully obvious that you haven't even read the bible.
Which isn't surprising, as demographically and statistically speaking, Christians aren't exactly bright sparks and it's an AWFUL long book.
pamew 2 months ago
@pamew that was over 2000 years ago, with the isrealites. last time i checked, clensed didnt mean cured. that was back with the isrealites and their laws and customs.
ejzimmerle 2 months ago
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@ejzimmerle "that was back with the isrealites and their laws and customs."
You mean those old laws and custom that Jesus specifically says haven't changed, and that he has not come to change in the NT?
pamew 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle I like how out of all the things I bring up this is the one thing you have an objection to and even then you don't mention the absurdity of the claim that it purified a house.
DarkBunnyLord 2 months ago
@AJtheGuitarist38 oh. and um, by the way. no. God (not a man) made the sky. i want you to think about something for me. can you do that? does it make sence that the earth is billions of years old? think. if fossils are millions or billions of years old, how would they have so much detail on them? how would planets form just by rocks coming together and somehow making spheres? earth is no accident. it was very much on pourpose. think about that for me...
ejzimmerle 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle You know what, this is just wasting my time. Time that I could be using to practice piano tapping.
AJtheGuitarist38 2 months ago
@AJtheGuitarist38 wasting your time? no. im serious. think about it.
ejzimmerle 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle Here is a hint, they get buried in enviroments without much oxegyn (such as in tar, under ash, large piles of collapsed earth, etc) and thus are not open to the same elements that woulc degrade them far quicker. That said not all fossils are in great condition, we typically only photograph the few that are though as it would be pointless to do so with the badly damaged. As for evolution why not educate yourself and open a non creationist biology book.
DarkBunnyLord 2 months ago
@DarkBunnyLord yeah, but ou see those videosof them digging up fossils. notice the detail. you lose. and why would i open up a science book about biology? i dont believe in science. i live for and serve God. the only book i will read about the creation of earth or anything like that is the Bible. enough said.
ejzimmerle 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle The fuck are you talking about? What "detail"?
Of course you don't believe in science, clearly God magiced the computer you're using in front of you. Let me guess when you get sick you never see a doctor either, you just pray it away.
See that's the difference between people like you, and people like me. I read the bible and science, instead of making myself willfully ignorant I've seen both sides and contrasted the evidence, you've purposely dumbed yourself down.
DarkBunnyLord 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle oh how wrong you are. A theory is a hypothesis that is tested and compaired to facts and if it meshes with reality then it becomes a theory, thus if those wherent logical they wouldnt ever become theories in the first place just like the theory of gravity.
DarkBunnyLord 2 months ago
@DarkBunnyLord you dont know what a theory is. a theory is something that someone thinks, a hypothesis is something that is tested. the theory of evolution for example, isnt tested. how do you test that? we have not found any bones or remains of any of the links from monkey to human. you will NOT sit here and tell me God doesnt exist. ok?
ejzimmerle 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle Funny the dictionary disagrees with you. Oh I forgot, the only book you've read is a bible so you've probably never heard about a dictionary.
The theory of evolution has been witnessed numb nuts. How do you think we get new breeds of viruses that vary vastly? We have hundreds of thousands of transitional form fossils and on top of this of course we don't have bones of man coming from a monkey because man DIDN'T evolve from monky's but a similar ancestor. If you'd bother to do (cont)
DarkBunnyLord 2 months ago
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@ejzimmerle (cont) *If you bothered to do ANY research and educate yourself instead of talking out your ass you'd know this, but of course you haven't because if you did educate yourself and actually research what the hell you're talking about then you wouldn't hold the "God done it hur hur" standpoint you're on.
DarkBunnyLord 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle are u retarded of cause the theory of evolution has been tested scientists monitor the changing or "evolution" of cells and organisms and if evolution doesnt exist then how did humans come to be???
kamakz3 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle srsly man, you are 15. GTFO of the house, get a girlfriend+party a lot, and after you are 60 think about this bullshit again. Wasting your time on the bible/christianity+agruing over the internet. This is how you roll? o.O
P.S.: the others should do this also. ;)
AdvocatusMortis 2 months ago
@AdvocatusMortis seriously guy? stop it. this isnt wasting my time. stay outta my buissness and ill stay outta yours.
ejzimmerle 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle No, no, no. A hypothesis is an untested estimate for what may cause a certain phenomena. A theory, in scientific terms, is something that has never been proven untrue, and more often than not has evidence supporting it. And we do have evidence for evolution, it's why you get new flu shots every year.
SeizureBobcat 2 months ago
@SeizureBobcat theory? something not proven untrue? well the theory of evolution has been proven untrue many times, so....
ejzimmerle 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle When? Where? All I ask is for a link from a credible source, not from some trailer-park preacher.
SeizureBobcat 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle "a theory is something that someone thinks, a hypothesis is something that is tested. the theory of evolution for example, isnt tested."
I don't think you could of been more wrong there if you tried.
pamew 2 months ago
@pamew isnt that, what i said??
ejzimmerle 2 months ago
@ejzimmerle I was quoting you.
I also pointed out that you got it wrong. You pretty much got it back to front.
A hypothesis is a proposed explanation. A "theory" is different to the every day usage when it's used in science. Despite your thoughts, the "theory" of evolution has not been proven untrue, hence it still being a theory.
If evolution isn't true, why do the vaccines that are a product of it so effective? You can't solve a puzzle with the wrong answer, after all.
pamew 2 months ago
@AJtheGuitarist38 could you send me the links please i like to laugh at dumb people :)
the one i liked the most so far was the circle theory: god created the bible how do you know? it says so in the bible. how do i know the bible shows the truth? because god made it xD
4everownage 2 months ago
@firebat42 Many?? so what, you walk out your front door and you may see a few Ice giants out there? I don't think your Odin is doing a good job slacking off like that... It's either that or he is fake as the thing people call Religion...
thyProphecy666 2 months ago
@thyProphecy666 I absolutely love how people are taking my comment seriously! this is such a riot! hahaha XD
firebat42 2 months ago
@firebat42 I wasn't taaking it seroiusly... I wa egging it on if anything.. :P
thyProphecy666 2 months ago
Your average youtube atheist/christian jerkoff debate, right there.
Jcolinsol 5 months ago 3
That's pretty much how christians prove any of their shit.
LaochWins 5 months ago
Lol. If Dethklok goes and starts to believe in Religion(s)...So will I. =) Lol!
kimico17 5 months ago
Season 1 episode 15, Religionklok
0mnigeek 5 months ago 16
wich episode is this?
InfernalMisanthropy 5 months ago
hahahahahahaahahahaaaa XD this shit is too funny
metalnavi20 5 months ago
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kingpojo1 5 months ago
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The Bible, a weapon of mass stupidity.
DEADZOMBIE118 8 months ago
this and the end is my favorite parts
billybobboberson 10 months ago 11
"weelllllll maybe i revaluates my life .."
SiCSiXSEX 10 months ago 89