The Wanker

[purplevolcano]

Well 'acted'!

[purplevolcano]

I thought Americans didn't use the word wanking?

[RichardCano]

@purplevolcano We don't. But it sounded better than "The Jackoffer" or "The Masturbator" or "The Monkey Spanker" or "The Rod Pumper" or "The Seed Spiller" or "The Salami Slapper" or "The Dolphin Flogger" or "The Chicken Choker" or "The Hand Fucker."

[purplevolcano]

@RichardCano - You are so right! And that is why we use that word a lot, and do not use any of those terms you so kindly put forth - didn't know half of them.

In the UK we also say 'bashing the bishop'. I am sure there are loads more but euphemisms for wanking are not an area of special knowledge for me!

[spazola789]

This was great.  What did you use for the sound of you....wanking?

[RichardCano]

@spazola789 I put lotion in my hand and then jerked off my middle and index finger of the other hand.

[uzumaki725]

U wanker!!!

[TheNobodysfan]

hahahhahahaha you made my day thanks-

yes you are representing a 89,99999 % of the men in the planet it´s so REAL.

you doing a great work for society all the wankers in the world can have a good look at the mirror now,, probably in that way th´ll REDUCE the number of wanks per day

[onedirtyfool]

Congrats on winning Best Comedy. Good Luck at Regionals!

[onedirtyfool]

Very funny film. It had to the potential to be cheesy, but it was funny and it appears there was only one team member. Good job. I can see this winning Best Comedy