Redneck 911 Call

[Bherseygarage]

i could watch that all day and still laught

[silentLvLlokotex3]

Funny shit

[DERKAJ1988]

that was funny

[ARMEDFORCE53]

in his defence they really turned out they didnt need no safety vest.

[sexydarlalovesjose]

hahahahah

[domp719]

thats an old old joke lol

[RickRossTheBossTXXX]

check out my redneck video

[nicholascarchio]

Me and my cousin touched 22's XD!!!!!

[brad8taylor]

now that was funny

[thatrealgirl007]

Accordin to Jeff Foxworthy a redneck is someone with a glorious absence of sophistication. . hehee. I love blue collar comedy

[messarina11]

Redneck are ghetto white ppl

[carnut476]

@messarina11 You're a flippin idiot

[carnut476]

@messarina11 Please, stop grouping people and putting everyone in a box -- and running your mouth like DIARREA !

[safarigoo]

@messarina11 Not really. Most rednecks can handle themselves. Most black people in the ghetto are on welfare and completely worthless.

[winnipegdiver]

Ok he's dead now what? LMAO

[miketheshortbus]

maby if she wernt so literate as the city folk call it

[cabinkid24]

Funny ;D

[Hizzle1344]

Love it!!

[SupaNami]

great 911 ... gives ya reason to take out ya best frrr... Best friend hunting ..  " lets go Hunting Boss"

[zerofreeze27]

I NEED YOU TO MAKE SURE...YOU LOSE WEIGHT

[carnut476]

@zerofreeze27 VERY FUNNY !

[carnut476]

Rednecks are extraordinary people -- not just your average Joe -- we're strong ..And we love what's right and hate what's wrong. We're as good as any, better than many .and that's a fact that cannot be overstated. . .

[tripthe1]

This joke was written in England years ago.

[InquisitorPrime]

faggots below on a low-life troll war

[tripthe1]

@InquisitorPrime This^ is the best way I have ever seen anyone handle a troll. They may never even know something has been said about them so they won't bug you trying to get the last word. Genius.

[countrygirlsworld15]

i love rednecks! :)

[stuartrileygustafson]

@ the faggot BlindBob1, I saw your vids too. Harmonica, WOW, great profession for a gay old mustached fuckface.

[dr1345]

his emergency is that he is a retard.

[carnut476]

@dr1345 You're a flippin idiot.

[dr1345]

@carnut476 what's the matter redneck fuckhead, your sister didn't let you to ass fuck her?

[carnut476]

@dr1345 I don't come from an inbred family like yours -- You flippin idiot ..lol

[dr1345]

@carnut476 sure you do, you dumb redneck fuck, all rednecks are inbred retards. you probably digged up and fucked your dead grandmother too. git 'er done! right?

[carnut476]

@dr1345 It's dug up -- You low-class monkey go back to school ...lol

[dr1345]

@carnut476 you can say digged up too, you dumb redneck fuck, but I guess you know better since you're doing it all the time

[carnut476]

@dr1345 Yup like getting under your shitty skin ... rofl

[dr1345]

@carnut476 yeah, that's what you said to your dead granny, you were fucking ))) hehehehe

and you're the one butthurt here, redneck retard ))

[carnut476]

@dr1345 My grandmother is more alive than you are -- You're not even worthy of being called a human being -- and when it comes to being human beings rednecks are extraordinary

[thedudeguy121]

@redmist6131

im a redneck too and i am like a computer and phone expert

[carnut476]

@thedudeguy121 Rednecks are the cream of the crop

[stuartrileygustafson]

Rednecks can eat shit and die. They have radically distorted political views, like "Obama eez uh Mooz-luhm." and "The war eez fer geetin' gasuhleen." Fucking retards have no cable, no brains, and absolutely no respect. Equal Rights Movement, YEAHHHHH! Blacks are equal now, btw. Rebel flags serve no purpose other than broadcasting the fact that you're a piece of shit.

[BlindBob1]

@stuartrileygustafson I was just looking at your channel page and, i think maybe, you should think twice before you say things like this.

[tssracing14]

@stuartrileygustafson hey dumbass rednecks like me are smarter than your yankee ass

[carnut476]

When i see all these nasty hateful comments about southerners, I have to think that, perhaps, Noah should've never built that damn boat . . .

[SuperMazorquero]

hahahahahaah funny

[redmist6131]

quit hatin on rednecks in the comments because im a redneck and i know how to use a cell pjone and pc but im on a macbook

[meme3557]

lol too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pageb83]

LMAO

[rukaretard668]

sum 1 don gone stoile my banjo

[JDnutsh0t]

This could never happen. Rednecks don't know how to use cell-phones and they don't know the phone number to call 9-11.............. white people. (im white so it's not racist)

[MusicNationUnite]

@JDnutsh0t LOL....true.

[crossvain12]

@JDnutsh0t By using a hyphen between the nine and the ones you just made it sound like nine eleven... and that sir, is too soon.

[MobiJokes]

all our mobijoke films are at our channel. come watch more

[420Arsehole]

911 what is your emergency redneck: THEY TOOK MY JOB!!

[gotahavit100]

can u make sher hes dead? i can do that boom

[MusicSnap13]

@gotahavit100 *sure*

[aussieattack]

stumbleupon ssaid this was the funniest joke in the world.

[jaketperry127]

Rednecks don't need to dial 911 because they own guns

[lostlady01]

wow but thats all just bull cause rednecks arnt really that stuped trust me

[usmarines1944]

@lostlady01 idk stupid is spelled with an "i"

[carnut476]

@lostlady01 True, But, no matter what, no matter who, somebody hates you. and somebody loves you, too !

[arjenbij]

now wut?

[DILL946]

haha wathched 500 times gets boring after a while

[calrenman]

Yep he's dead... hey fellas watch this! Now they are both dead!

[mooseballs440]

Too funny

[MsLiveFastDiePretty]

My grandfather used to tell a joke; that joke was this video in words. He found it in a Reader's Digest magazine. God rest his soul3

[kennygmd]

WOW that was hilarious

[mraron1984]

thats fuckin awesome 

[Chickenhunter22]

..........

[ridehondaandred]

Funny, but next time use pellet guns with the orange tip black or removed, but still funny.

[tninbredretard]

YEEEE HAAAWWWW

[snoopy1461]

a real redneck would scotch tape to fix that

[NarutoLoveyDovey]

@snoopy1461 no duck tape

[V8Brother]

@yournamehere right dude!!!

[gethsoftware]

this is the most oldest joke ever.

[mercedesdave29]

awesome

[LavenderDawns]

Oh my bless his heart... why weren't she more specific...

[MrJuicycock69]

@TheDelynn13

your a queer

[recompense3score10]

Don't think that wad real, but you never know what's not

[jacoblilc]

What is the top two things a redneck says before he dies?

1.Hey Y'all Watch This!

2.Hey Bob Hold My Beer.

[noahandbria]

pow yep hes dead now what?

[ULTIMATEBOXHEADS1]

Haha

[leerjet31]

god my life story

[yournamehere832]

A real redneck would see that they're using air rifles.

[nicksklx110]

@yournamehere832 haha yeah i noticed that. pellet guns. lol!

[TheIceman0312]

@yournamehere832 damn straight we would. but we also would use a powerful rifle to hunt with

[carnut476]

@yournamehere832

[TheRoper132]

@yournamehere832 Does it matter? It's still funny.

[HalloweenieLins]

Isn't this what happened to Dick Cheney and his friend?

[jkejr]

Ya'll aint right

[DHans61]

For a halarious video, check out "cooking with the boys" on my wall

[CountryBumpkin376]

I find this to be really fuckin stupid. "Rednecks" aren't really like that folks.

[ameils24]

Go to my channel. Comment. Please comment away. What should I do on You tube? Gaming commentary? Blogs? Tell me what you think. Another thing, Do you think I'm ugly? LOL this is So funny!!! What does the hillbilly say before he dies? "Hey man!!! Hold my beer and watch this!!!" XD

[countrygirldj]

hahahahahahahah. cute

[pwnerofzoms]

All you city fuckers better shut the fuck up cuz I'm a redneck and I no for a fact that when some other country attacks America their goin for the yanks cuz they can't shoot shit nor do they own a gun but when they get to the rednecks we are goin to take America back a fly a big confederate flag in every state saying" you yanks call us dumb, look at us now fuckers. We saved your ass."

[TheDutchHobo]

@pwnerofzoms it's funny cus its true, and i dont even live in america!

[DJCandyManMike]

After a hard day at Wal-Mart, I needed that!

[carnut476]

I thank god i'm not one of these anti-south hating bigots.

[EVYNROCKS115]

Omg

[TheSchrader21]

in arkansas before a drunk driver goes in a ditch he says honney hold my beer and watch this!

[ACTREALDOTCOM]

XD



[dancinwildflowers]

That's the way it's done..."oh I can do dat...gimme a sec. Bam!" haha

[malaka135]

That was the shadow 1000 bb gun from gamo....sweet

[sixstringfender]

LOL

[pav400]

"Now wut?" ROFL

[macandfriends]

The whole time I was going, "Someone's gonna get shot with gun safety like th- yeeeyup"

[carnut476]

It amazes me to see all these millions of hateful comments about the south > Something you don't see is southerners making hateful commits about others, We come from a better people !

[unclefixer]

Man that's side splitting funny, " make sure he's dead" Blam Blam!!

[carnut476]

loving people live in a loving world, Hateful people live in a hateful World >> SAME WORLD !!

[folladordeprostis]

The 911 operator is a hot

[folladordeprostis]

hahahahaha

[TheMisty0004]

stupid yanks

[deguimerautube]

@TheMisty0004 Well technically these aren't Yanks, they are Confederates/Southerners,,,,, But, OFCOURSE Europeans are very smart and don't look like toothcrooked, bony, uncoordinated, big nose, fuck heads,

[carnut476]

@deguimerautube When you judge another you don't define them you define yourself , imperfect people they come from nations all over the world , Your defamatory attact against all southerners just goes to show how imperfect you really are...

[deguimerautube]

@carnut476 Yeah, keep believing that....

And I wasn't talking bad about southerners, it's just that the NORTH are Yanks and the South aren't called yanks, do your homework little boy.

Who's talking? I'm Southern.

[deguimerautube]

@carnut476 hahahahaha how imperfect I am? You voted for Obama, didn't you? Get the fuck out of here with that liberal bull shit.

[carnut476]

@deguimerautube < What ??

[redneckoutdoors14]

lol

[theantiredneck]

You know why comedy is funny? Because it's based on the truth!!

[cbassfishin]

Those are BB guns. ha

[LatchmiGirl]

hahahaha... its so funny.

[believer2424]

Wow i read this "joke" in a book lol i like the commercial better

[Huntingtheworld123]

@psychoeyez yeah yeah keep talking tarbaby....

[AV8R4HM]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! that is so funny!

[TheBbabes]

i lolled so hard O.o x

[redneckvideogamer]

Awesome!

[carnut476]

Another great new Ky singer & song writer in Daniel Martin Moore > look him up?

[exeller8007]

hahahaha funny as fuk....

[hilfri1]

Wow! I think 911 may have to rethink their procedures...............

[NotAG4yName]

2 Mandalorians are walking through the woods.....

[psychoeyez]

DAMN WHITE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING FAT UGLY PIGS. I DUNNO Y HONKYS ARE ALWAYS SO FUCKING FAT

[TRomero78]

@psychoeyez nice grammar luv. Why the insults?

[Trailerrigger]

@psychoeyez aww you ass you just wish you knew enough blue colla shit to be a redneck like a bunch of us you fuckin yankee desk jockey. find some mans work go home grab a beer get some friends and put a stareo or howeva the hell it be spelled and blast some good music aint none of that rap crap an don lissen to no damn nabors and enjoy yo self

[carnut476]

My favorite Ky entertainer today is Mr. Ben Sollee please check him out ?

[x1shotx1kil]

I hate the way that women says:I need you to make sure he's death(she says it likeI need you to make sjore he's def)

[carnut476]

Insecure people running others down to feel superior to me really sucks

[MissQueenOlivia]

im redneck and i think thats funny...i wish therd kept going on

[ggirlgail89]

I love it! So funny!

[rocmaven]

watseka theatre watseka illinois has great concerts in 2011;

sept 3 jerrod niemann ; oct 14 the outlaws

[832ryan]

arguing on youtube is like the special olympics. even if you win your still retarded.

[EMSgirl1989]

@832ryan its true but special olympics if for special people that were born that way they cant help that,but the youtube people that were born normal but are acting like this is pretty damn funny,

[ijl24]

@832ryan youre

[poopmonkey48]

@ijl24 you're

[ijl24]

@poopmonkey48 now youre just splitting hairs, i figured throwing an apostrophe into the equation would just confuse them.

[wolftone1916]

@832ryan when you're talking about people being retarded you might want to make sure your post is correct your = you're

[carnut476]

@wolftone1916 Exactly , Rofl

[Prophetraz]

@832ryan So you think that if you disagree with someone on the internet, it does not count because you are not there with them? If you can communicate with people on the internet, you can argue with them also. You seem to be the retarded one.

[tashaMELY]

@832ryan

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[xTheJuLio]

@832ryan I always thought that was for like facebook.

[xxMoMoNeY247xx]

What does a redneck say before he dies????

He y'all watch this...

[MaverickMan41]

@xxMoMoNeY247xx actually its, HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS SHIT!!!!!!

[randomGUY843]

bubba was later arrested for murder

[carnut476]

labels should only be for objects.

[GenMinion]

911 Operator: I need you to make sure he's dead.

Redneck: Alright, I can do that.

*silence*...*gunshot*

Redneck: Ok, he's dead, now what?

[TheChocodonuts]

@GenMinion and what does a comment like this accomplish...

[GenMinion]

@TheChocodonuts idk, wat does a name like yours accomplish?

[edhardy369]

hahaha

[totalthunderz]

Lol

[carnut476]

Don't judge a hundred million people by this dumb video .

[carnut476]

What counts is belonging to a politically approved race or sex !

[funnyman1995103]

95% of american drivers say"oh sh#t!before driving their car into a ditch,The other 5% are rednecks and say "Hold my beer and watch this sh#t!

[carnut476]

@funnyman1995103 you narrow-minded bigot.

[funnyman1995103]

@carnut476 if you don't understand the joke it's simply saying that rednecks has alot more fun with danger (it's a complement) so just stop trolling or get the fuck off the enternet

[carnut476]

@funnyman1995103 Okay fine sorry i misunderstood you ! But, how dare you tell me to get off the net .

[funnyman1995103]

@carnut476 and again you don't understand i'm saying if you keep troling then people won't want to be on your channel (just don't be a troll or get off no, one likes a troll) and just incase you don't understand this comment i'm not calling you a troll i'm just saying don't be one ok, are we good

[carnut476]

@funnyman1995103 look kiddo ! Ive been your age ... you've never never been my age think about it ?

[funnyman1995103]

@carnut476 i don't care if your 100 years old i still have lots of experience in my life, i've seen people die, i've had plenty of close calls of death my self, my father left my family he even left his mom and never spoke to her again i've fought plenty of times, i've been in a school thats filled with dumbass bullys all my life, i've had a terrible life pal so just shut the fuck up about age, age is a number, all that matters is the experiences you've got, not how old you are B(

[carnut476]

@funnyman1995103 Sorry to hear that , But i've been there and done that and so much more .

[carnut476]

@funnyman1995103 SONNY > What qualifies you to speak for 95% of American drivers when you're not even old enough to get a drivers LICENSE ?

[funnyman1995103]

@carnut476 it's a joke i found (keyword=joke) don't get so worked up about it ok

[666asiamalaysia999]

@carnut476 So typical, isn't it? From those youth, those godless hooligans :P!!!! Besides, everyone knows that 82% of all stats are exaggerated or completely made up

I think yt could use more comments like yours to make sure that all the stats used in jokes are accurate! Keep up the good work, you are fighting for a noble cause!

When you are done, you could reprimand everyone using improper spelling and grammar around the interwebs :)

[carnut476]

@666asiamalaysia999 Thanks , For the kind thoughtful words.

[LoreJunkie]

@TheeAngryHick wow um.....ok holy shit you are retarded. i will be the first one to praise the confederacy and say that the south will rise again but you people are the ones who give the south and the confederacy a bad name. go eat shit.

[TheWilsonSeven]

Epic Faces of Life bull's farm video, best redneck ever!

Those city-folk leeeberal elieists are just jealous cuz they don't know how to do sheet. Thay think the steak they buy in a store