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  • does the pope shit in the woods?

  • Time for a little snoop'n'poop!

    On this game.

  • Graphics-:(

  • hahah 2/10

  • id buy it just for the dialogue

  • $60? keep complaining, games are $120-130 here.

  • @mujuma WTF are you from.

    

  • @thomashughes12345678 Australia mate.

  • @mujuma I didn't mean to offend you if I did, I just wanted to know WTF are you from

  • @thomashughes12345678 Nah it's all cool, I wasn't offended at all.

  • "goddamn star wars" wtf? lol 4:03

  • wait :( sad face makes it worse but taking away something negative might make it positve

  • the idiot reviewer complains about pumping too many shots to kill an enemy, but mind you he can't aim for shit...look at him aiming at the air and floor and shooting people in the foot.

  • this is amongst the best games ever...why?

    Because it's daring...nobody ever did something like this before.

  • Hi ho hi ho, these muthafuckas gonna blow LOOOL

  • Lmao wow his dialouge is horrible

  • GOD DAMN COCK BREATH COMY MOTHER FUCKERS!

  • Snoop And Poop?

  • damn you person at gamestop that talked me into buying this game... exploiting an 11 year old... biggest waste of 2$ ive seen in my life

  • I bought this game for $3.... Whew I cant wait to play!!!! Take it away Mickey.

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  • My friend told me that, it was a great game... i guess that a lie !

  • @FlexoFlex56 get killed fuckbag

  • I like to give underrated and lesser-known games a chance sometimes because I can usually find some enjoyment out of them. Still, I will be skipping Rogue Warrior. Wow...that's a bad looking game...

  • Its a total goat fuck for 34 people

  • Crappy Game But I Love Mickey's Voiceover.

  • this game costs 2,50€ in portugal lol

    it must be real shitty

  • 1- this game shouldn't have to exists.

    2- so much shorter than kain & lynch 2.

    3- it's graphics could easly run on ps2 and wii

    4- no one actually plays it online the last time i checked.

    5- DON'T BUY THIS GAME!

    6- even if you found it for about $10 or even $ 7 just say no buying cat foods and feeding street cat's is better than getting this game!

    a friend of mine have gave me this game ( ps3 ) and i beat's it in the same day on elite difficulity it's sooo short and way too easy! o_o

  • @fareedbakhit i clocked this game in a hour and 45 minutes on the easiest difficulty, after playing through once. still a easy gamerscore for me haha

  • @0firecape so you did better than me in the easiest difficulity i think i have finish it under 49 or 52 minutes

    for trophy collection of this game i reached 63%

  • Rock & Roll motherfucker, Rock & Roll

  • Does poop shit in the woods LMFAO 4:27-4:28

  • My favorite part was when he said fuck

  • 3:25 to fucking 4:40

  • this game actually looks good

  • saw this game for 5 dollars in walmart lol

  • I bought this game for my little cousin.

  • Well...at least the review was entertaining.

  • Omg thats aweful lol

  • this reviewer is a natural, very entertaining review.

  • GODDAM STARWARS

  • my friend ripped this game off from walmart then broke it because it was so shitty, thats how bad it is, free and he wouldnt play it lol

  • The Douchebag in the McCain commercial is fucking annoying.... it makes me want to kick him in the balls.

  • About the beating it in 2 hrs thing, i beat mw2 in about 2.5-3 hrs. of course it was on recruit but yea

  • I laughed so much on the part with the "Well written dialogue lines"

  • #1 worst game on a website that appeared first on google from searching worst ps3 game.

  • This game was a "Total goat fuck"

  • hahahaha XD

    IGN would actually praise this shit

  • I was gonna buy this game from the bargain bin at Gamestop just to see how bad it was. But I was afraid the people in the store and the cashier would laugh at me.

  • Im watching just hear him say bad things about the game

  • you didnt critisize it enough :(

  • "ITSA GOAT FUCK"

  • hahaha, that assholes still twitching!

  • this and raven squad, worst.christmas.ever.

  • @TheMhn5 Get over yourself.

  • @petior123

    you thought i meant me? i would kill myself if that happened!

  • @TheMhn5 I only finished the first mission on raven squad....

  • @m3talcorps3

    you heard the worlds greatest voice acting ever, bt you suffered, i respect you sir

  • @TheMhn5 For Raven Squad? Well I saw a review for it and showed the player getting shot and casually saying 'They're shooting at me' as if no threat is there.

  • i think u guys r taking this to seriously i got this game for 5 bucks in a bargain bin and it was well worth it.....im not saying it was worth 60 bucks or anything but the dialouge is hilarious and the stealth kills are enjoyable but i will agree stealth kills are overpowered

  • I actually found this game to be kinda fun. Short. But fun. Dialogue is fuckin hilarious

  • 2 hours long!!!!!!

  • "rock and roll mother f*ckers" LOL XD

  • This serious? : P

  • 33 people got goat fucked.

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  • i actually downloaded it on the PC , cause i was afraid of buying and being dissapointed .

    More than half of these bugs dont exist on the pc and graphics are way better .

    The game is still too easy on the knife kill part and his mouth is still dirtier than my toilet seat , but it can be fun for a couple of hours on a boring day when you dont feel like doing anything else .

  • LOL duke nukem style

  • God damn star wars 0_o

  • I actually find the game entertaining. not for hardcore gamers, but its fun, for a break from the fast paste CoD Multiplayer. And the Fucking one liners are Fucking amazifuckingly awesome fuck ha!

  • lol Goddamn starwars!

  • Ha, I don't know about you guys but I actually wanna buy this game now.

  • playing this game is dirtier than porn

  • "Fucking wind is so cold, it could freeze the nuts off of a polar bear"! HAHA

  • its like tourettes guy talking

  • 31 people bought this game

  • I'm getting it because it's sooooooo bad it's goood!!! =]

  • The dialog is insanely funny!

  • this review is longer than the actual game

  • This kind of crap shouldn't be allowed to exists

  • tbh I think a 2 is generous given that the only + was mickey rourke swearing...

  • God damn cock breath commie mother fuckers!

  • ROGUE: RIDICULOUSLY OVERPRICED GARBAGE UNDER WHELMING EVERYBODY

  • This game is indeed a steaming pile of elephant shit. It's about as much fun as shaving your entire body with a rusty razor and diving into a kiddie pool filled with rubbing alcohol. I can't believe an elite publisher like Bethesda put it's name on such an abomination.

  • Lol gameinformer gave this game a 1.5/10, I think.

  • Haha I noticed a reference to this game in the book Rogue Warrior: Seize the Day, of which I am currently reading.

  • "Total Goat Fuck"

  • Looks shit

  • 4:09

    O.O

  • Rogue Warrior makes a great drinking game though.

    Take a drink every time the guy swears ;D

  • @agentgamma you would die from alchool poisoning so quickly

  • Suck my balls my hairy fucking big balls wrap them around your fucking mouth!

  • lol, good thing i bought this game for 13 bucks, so i wont be back handed XD

  • @MisterMotion1 you actually bought it -_-

  • @KillswitchJohn loli returned it dont worry.

  • mother fuckers

  • "i dont give a rusty fuck"

  • what the fuck "time for a little snoop n' poop" haha

  • WHO approved this to become a game?!!!!

  • a rusty fuck? sounds nasty hah

  • It's really funny because this game was so heavily advertised and yet it sucked major balls. It seems that almost every game with a lot of hype epic fails.

  • "snoop and poop" lol

  • i didn't know what this game was untill i went to buy it and the woman behind the counter was like "aww, hell no! you don't want this mo' fuckin game, go get your white ass a real game!"

  • haha i like this narrator on All your History... but could't catch his name.

    Rob what?

  • God damn starwars.

  • Final Rating for Rogue Warrior: Total goat fuck

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  • I came for a review, not a character swearing

  • I wish I watched this review BEFORE I bought this shitty game. I played about 15 minutes, and literally cannot play any more.

  • i beat this game in 60 minutes LOL

  • fucking goat fuck mother fucks

  • ''yea real nice game'' LETS NOT LIE WHAT IS THIS DOING ON VIDEO GAME REVIEW!!!!

  • Snoop and poop.. hahahaha.

  • i need to get this game because of all the sweaaring

  • haha game sucks

  • 4:21 Cold as Hell? wtf?

  • Looks more like a 3rd person shooter rather than a fps..

  • W W W (DOT) CONGOBI (DOT) com  Earn Credits to get free Prizes

  • Mickey Rourke excessive swearing was the best part of this game, that's for sure :D

  • from 3:25 to 4:40 i heard 25 times Fuck,fucking lol  send me the bill cock suckers lol

  • i like this game.:TOTAL GOAT FUCK:. :DDDD

  • dude wtf are you bullshittin' ? i bought this game for 9,90!!! not 60...

    and if you can complete a mission almost without shooting than you are playing in easy... cause i cant kill nobody with meele in normal...

    about the rest, i know the game isnt much, but its great for his price (9,90) ...

  • this game is total goat fuck

  • thumbs up on the dialogue :D

  • TINY DICK

  • one thing that should be pointed out is that the lines in this game is what you'd expect a 13 year old over xbox live to in a typical FPS game such as the Call of Duty Series, though hilarious at some points, disappointing in most others

  • i actually thought it was pretty fun hahaha , i mean sure like 80% of it could have been better but the gameplay was very fun , for me at least

  • @irishtrash15 my only motive

  • Thumbs up if you wanted to see this video because you read how awful the game was.

  • @irishtrash15 what if someone likes it

  • @irishtrash15 Yeah i saw on Steam it had a metascore of 29, had to check it out

  • @irishtrash15 I hate my cousin so when i went to Canada my mom said to get him a game so i saw it i heard bad reviews about it and my uncle said it was crap so i bought it for him :D

  • @ks73cool Rofl. Hilarious. Bet he was like, HOLY GOAT FUCK THIS IS AWESOME!

  • @irishtrash15 come on.. the game isnt that bad! its good in campaign, i have fun with it! its 9,90!!

    now a days, you guys expect all games to be like cod MW2... if theres a game coming out without being like cod MW2 style, you just rate it bad, and bullshit about it everywhere... you guys are total goat fucks

  • @TheDezembro did I say that I expected all games to be great? I just happened to read that this was a bad game, and decided to investigate. Nothing more.

  • @irishtrash15 I actualy came here because i got suckerd into buying it.

    im a BIG fan of stealth games and the ad's show'd steal EVERYWHERE.

    BIG MISTAKE!

  • goat fuck ftw

  • " FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK star wars FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK " lololol

  • 4:01 is the best

  • 28 people bought this game

  • @tapion567 i bought this game when it first came out for £40 sold it the next day

  • Winds so fuckin cold it would freeze the balls off a fuckin polar bear

  • I give this game 1/10....and it gets a 1 only because when he said "It's a total goat fuck!" I pissed myself laughing. It really is the best thing about this game.

  • by the tenth week, vgchart data showed that rogue warrior sold 53,000 copies! I want to kill the give those 53,000 people a backhand!!

  • He also said something about his hairy balls.

  • im buying this game on friday for £10 lool

  • LOL

    i would get this game just for the swearings.

  • Fuckin Star Wars

  • ''So long you asshole''.

  • Whoa i've never seen a review with such a low score before.

  • 2/10 .... harsh

  • I feel so sorry for Mickey Rourke's wife/girlfiend when she first took him to see her parents.

  • so cold it'll freeze the balls of a polar bear

    i might buy just for that part

  • correction "shit"

  • Does the pope poop in the woods?

  • This game is a total goatfuck....

  • God damn Star Wars? Really?

  • @Macgunny He was actually referring to a US Military program from the 1980s.

  • THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU GET A WHOLE BUNCH OF ILLEGAL IMMAGRANTS TO MAKE A GAME

  • dont know how to curse ? will curse warrior hhmm rogue warrior is your answer ,learn how to curse in just 2 hours !!!!

  • Glad l didn't buy that shit... Considered it once or twice...

  • So much cursing. My mommy is gonna be mad. ;_;

  • HAHAHA!!!

  • "the fucking wind is so cold it'll breeze the balls off a fucking polar bear" LOL who writes this shit?

  • Don't be mad at star wars.Just because there Lego series was better than yours,doesn't make it okay for your shitty ass game to say that.

  • what the fuck is wrong with this guy and goats?

  • "The soviet fucking union can cradle my hairy balls." yes

  • I Was Shopping Today And I Saw This And I Though "This Looks Okay" Oh How I Was Wrong

  • "Tiny dick" "Bullshit" Goddamn Star Wars"

    I must own this game.

  • "its a total goat fuck!" lol

  • im only gonna spend 5$ on this nothin more

  • @NzWavez

    It's kinda like Rainbow Six. It's first person outside of cover, but turns third person once you take cover.

  • @NzWavez it's like Rainbow Six Vegas, you play in first person but when you use the cover system it displays a 3rd person view