Gay Sex Scene Removed From Harry Potter Book

[Pmxtc]

Prick O.o ur not funny at all. WANKER!

[DeathToNeonCasket]

what?

[benroper96]

You sir, are a bellend

[TheBargar]

this is a scene i would like removed hahahahah just joking it was funny.

[johnnyv272]

Ummmm the last book was dark and dismal.... Why wud Harry and Hagrid be in a bathtub together?

[westpointe3]

ive been to england like 30 times... sodomy has never happened when I was there.... you dick.

[kilkolio]

FRAZE JEZUS

[Kevywevy1988]

Jk Rowling is actually Scottish

[Naturyl]

I lmao'ed

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

That was hilarious.

[JLakeRPH]

this is a joke

[andhereiamforyou]

The moment I heard him speak I knew it was a parody, the accent was too fucking obvious. I get that it's a joke, but the fact that they had to drag Religion and the British, giving both a bad rep, just to do a joke on Harry Potter (Seriously?), just pisses me the fuck off!

[Franc28]

@andhereiamforyou How dumb do you have to be to realize it was a parody and then to take it seriously? Geesh.

[drummastikz]

fuck religion.

[gawwiparty]

Weirdo

[prozebra]

LOL WHAT?!

[fuckyoutopoliticians]

I'm English and I find that highly offensive. I find it hard to believe that J K Rowling would include something like that in her books. So stop lying just to 'get another victory for Jesus Christ!' Stupid, racist, homophobic Americans like you make me want to puke!

[Alan95Haitch]

@fuckyoutopoliticians Hahaa, it's a parody!! The whole "landover baptistchurch" doesn't exist, it's completely fake and meaningless, and all done out of light-hearted banter !

[castlehastle]

what a jackass

[MrBRODY605]

chris harper of landover baptist church he was convicted on 05/18/1962 for molesting five boys........yeah he is real funny......maybe he can baby sit for all u ppl that think he is so funny.....oh its just a parody haha that's ok then ...or not .. molesting kids is not funny.

[CatchHolden]

is that real? or some kind of parody? 

[Wilzo]

I started laughing the second he started talking. xD

[TheShootTruth10]

I thought harry potter was a closet fag.

[koberwoodgill]

hes a troll

[GlengarryGlennBeck]

wow theres a lot of extremely oblivious people out there that couldnt spot a joke

[midnightmagicwitch]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAA

Best spoof EVER!! Totally reflected many Americans' mentalities today...

And to those who didn't get it's a joke, PLEASE, do you really think that JK Rowling would have put any kind of sex scene in HP???!!

[razerforthegamers]

that has to be a fucking joke

[7A35]

This has to be a joke.

[xoxmarbearxox]

SEEMS LEGIT.

[PersonFromTheFuture]

YES!!! I'm going to HELLywood!!!! :P HAHAHAHAHA

[neakisilverstone]

This was so funny I forgot to laugh, or maybe it was just so stupid I forgot to laugh. Either way is correct.

[julietstar1234]

thumbs up if you totally hate light sodomy ;)

[jamesaliba]

If u clerics get horny over a gut fetshing a soap it's not jkrowlings fault :@@

[MrSauron123]

Watch his other videos, and you'll realise that this video is a joke!

[Xxnicoroxxx]

OMG WTF IDIOTIC FOOLISH CUNT! if this is a joke its hilarious if not whatthehell is wrong with you?!?!? He cant talk about anybody until he gets his addiction to weed under control

[Brittonsp]

Wow, I can't believe the number of people that don't realise that this is just a parody. Seems pretty obvious to me.

[pctmh]

This vid has to be for comedial reasons.

[carriebabyboo]

thank the lord that, that part was removed i couldnt look at harry potter the same way

[coolspindrift]

praze da loard!!!

[arouska]

its a joke, yo

[DfunkymonkK]

Read the top comment... WHY is that rated so high?! This is obviously a joke haha, doesn't take a genius to figure that out.

[wwwATHEISTATOMcom]

BURN...harry potter....BURN !!!!

[thetoobnoob]

Can nobody see that this is a joke? It's a total rip on American Christianity and Baptism. Read through the Landover Baptist website and the whole thing is a mashup of piss takes. Most of it isn't quite tongue-in-cheek enough for it to be immediately seen as a joke. But trust me, it is, and once you accept that it's kinda funny :P

[Jemslake]

Is this real? If so Your an ignorant asswipe. Go back to the middle ages you dick!

[Annasplosion]

...Is this real? O.o

[snivvs]

What an ignorant, narrow-minded twat.

[KinneticLove]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!  Funniest movie ever!!!!!!

[fookleburgers]

is this guy for real? who the fuck is that old

[CorrosiveSoul]

Crazy accent bastard.

[darovids]

Why do you sound like your chocking on a cock, Reverend Whom-ever-the-fuck ??

Can you answer that one? LOL

[Iamanadultbam]

.....I hope this is just a parody of the Reverend Fred Phelps from the WBC. That sicko is a piece of work....this is a joke right?

[bornthisway93]

WTF?! is this even real? Or is it a joke? WTF?!

[woopityfuckingdooooo]

ooh shit Fred's on crack again

[1matsg]

FUCK YOUR CENSORSHIP! you have no right to say what J.K. Rowling can put in or what she can not put in her books, its her books! its her right so you and the religious right can just stay the hell out of her buisness. I love her harry potter books and i what to read what she written not some religious apporved censored harry potter book. so you can just stick your religious censorship up your ass where it belongs.

[MriPodTouchInfo]

Ffs why did u want to removed? And don't hate on use we are nice at least we are nicer than you! :@

[tablob]

Please don't hate on us Brits. I like america :(

[INTERPOLFAN17]

it isn't real right?

[joydfuzz]

this fella is fucked in the head

[batch1993]

If this guy is for real then i'm going to hit him. Calling the British gay, at least we didn't steal someone else's language, you gay hippocrite

[thefearlesshobo]

Doesn't he know that this is just going to make people want to move to Britain? Wait.... This is a joke right?... Right?!?!

[paleobc65]

oh helllllllllllls no you arent going against harry potter

[liw213]

Hee,Hee,Hee...This guy is funny.

[ChainsAndHearts]

dammit. you guys are no fun....

I'm going to a british school.

[laquishna]

lol i love how its all professional

[mastert020]

this shit is not are to all people and i wish he could keep his big holy mouth shut.

[j0hnnytamb0rine]

woah, i thought this guy was fedor emelianenko at first

[princessxxpoptart]

uhm....shut up now mister? k thanks lol

[montsyblackmadonna]

Harry Potter Books and Movies are pure satanic evil and should be Burned !

[sweeptapper]

hagrid bumming harry in a bath!!!t

[TVWriterGuy]

He's right about the UK, you know. Heaven help you if you're stopped at Heathrow and pulled into an "inspection" room by airport security guards. Be sure to carry a condom tucked inside your passport.

[VTS1337]

I'm from england and i think this is all wrong. Over here, we like a good cuppa tea, a James Bond on the VCR or a Harry Potter book. I read all the books before the films.

This is just..untrue! I didn't remember those scenes. What IS the to point of saying that everything has a homosexuality in. Did this ACTUALLY happen in the books? Where's the research?

[CosplayCore]

RUFUS Hagrid?! D< I DON'T BELIEVE HE READ IT AT ALL. Dude. In case these idiots don't know this, Hagrid is straight and hes not pedophilic. RAWRGH. I'm sorry, but Harry and Hagrid are my two top favorite characters in the series and things like this just annoy the hell out of me. D< God... I believe in God and I even have a church that I usually go to AND I read Harry Potter. Why does this series bug other religious people SO much?

[AnimeCraze4610]

@CosplayCore He must have went to one of those perverted fanfic site thinking he was reading something from the actualy book...or he probably imagined it in his own mind

[BionicleChronicleTV]

Okay whats worse?

A. This fabricated video

B. The crazy fake priest in a crazy fake church in a crazy fake town who made this fabricated video

[CosplayCore]

@BionicleChronicleTV

I know this is fabricated, but I do know that some places were banning Harry Potter for similar reasons. Thats why I complain at all.

[theresonly1si]

Who is this COD?

[FinalDestinationLver]

'macnadoodle' you are taking this way to seriously... its a joke. your making british people look really posh when were achely not, half the stuff your saying dosent make sense anyway... or to much.

HAHA 'Being a product of an English puplic school' if you hadn't said that i would have thought you went private!

:)

[bodacioused1]

lol is the only response i have

[Revan46]

This is such a funny video. It's obviously fake which is great :P

[inconceivabledark]

lmao......"sodomy is rampant in england"!! class spoof:DD

[snyperductions]

@kostasxkk screw jesus, hes not even real! go harry potter !!

[bigbadhieu]

haha your wrong Jesus was a real person

wether or not you believe he was the son of God is up to you. But even if you asked an Atheist Historian he would tell you that he was a real person

[sewagedweller]

cool i want to join his church

[nv650nv]

That garbage should be off the bookshelves, well said Deacon Fred.

[DorvellTStewart]

Get the name right. It's Rubeus, not Ruphus! LMAO you people are so funny! For one thing, Harry Potter wasn't even at school in the 7th book, so where the hell did you get the idea that there'd be a sex scene between him and Hagrid of all people! Or, is this just another part of your paranoia about the books. Bet ya $100.00 you've never even read them, as is the case with most religious nutcases. and oh yeah, this is all from a Christian.

[sewagedweller]

i know ass a comfy place to keep your brain , but there is time when you need to pull it out for sake of ventilation. some people are too stupid to see joke , for what it is .

[qarkaserd]

WOOHOO A VICTORY FOR JESUS! PRAISE GOD! . serously though this guy has never been to england, and I hope he never does so that he can continue to spread the word of the Lord with fully functioning kneecaps. ;)

[sewagedweller]

why would any one want to go to england any more ? all women need a dental job and its like a new pakistan/bangladesh capital .

[yeosei5533]

you are a fanatic idiot turk homosexual bastard

[ElCierto]

What an asshole. Im a fan of Harry Potter books. Harry Potter has withcraft in it too. Why didn't he take that out too if he was such a Holy Roll Christian? I thought that was a sin too. He should really get a life.

[san77vb]

sodomy...

[camdidafart]

My god have u ever been to England (you'll probley get dislanded )

[gothstar14]

Is this serious? Uh, this is why I'm Atheist.

[tarot4games]

@gothstar14 See the category. It's comedy XD

[ElCierto]

I know right? The never give up.

[BTVSBlackIris]

Sodomy is just as common as a handshake in England???

[dawgman4m]

he sure likes sayin sodomy lol

[tragek210]

omg, he realy does

[jburgie]

Another glorious victory for Landover Baptist! Glory!

[Nerdsansintelligence]

Hilarious parody! I can't believe people are taking it so seriously.

[MorphyVSFischer]

This is sadly real, I've been to there website and there entirely serious I'm afraid.

[FellandLarka]

this is why i am shinto

[galenct]

all english books have sodomy in it?

so, Ebeneezer Scrooge fucked Tiny Tim? I gotta reread my Dickens.

you dumb brainwashed fucks

[roddymark]

I used to be Christian guy, but I got so tired of having to hate so many people, so I decided to become Budhist

[theslasher99]

landover baptis church is very real and its full of retards that actually act like that

[BellonaAnnabella]

Landover Baptists are God's true chosen people.

Agree with us or burn in Hell!!!

[someoneyouwanttoknow]

hahahbahahahahhahahahahaa.

wait a sec *must breathe*

Bwahahahahahahahahhahahah

I'd rather burn C:

[tfowler20]

:D:D:D LOL good stuff praise the Lord:D:D:D

[mikeness31091]

You suck.

[james44121]

HAHAHAHAHAHA ----i know for sure that wasnt in the book.

[HamsterQueen]

lol - Totally a fake.

[Sketchy2009Studios]

you guys are idiots that scene was never in the book im a christian,and i know you arent your a perve trying to get in the news

[willbond]

That

Was

Grand

Oh, and wise up you gullible fucktards.

[craze710]

what would bring hagrid to do that? This man is being a fool, and this is coming from a christian.

[thecurtainyvoid]

LOOOOOL. Got to be fake. "Too many candles and the lighting was bad..." HA!

[hannahwicked]

Hahaha-"a little light soddomy"!

[dylonias]

HAHAHAHA. oh my god. this has to be a joke. the video came out after the book had already been released. i dont believe this. please tell me this is for real.

[Venustarr]

It's a joke, all of his videos.

[jbhjgvjbjgv]

what an ass

btw its hilarious how he said jesus christ

hail satan

[jamespatrick15]

fuck satan

[qarkaserd]

SODOMISE SATAN :D

[Ju5tClever]

Haggrid flopping around in the bath tub hahahaha rofl

[Ju5tClever]

Where sodomy is just as common as a handshake" LMFAO Sodomy is just rampant in England lmaolmao

[macnadoodle]

Pastor Fred.

Being a product of an English public school, I can concur that sodomy is rife in these schools. However, you soft Americans, renowned for "faggotry" worldwide, fail to grasp the purpose of such practices. In schools, sodomy has one aim, to harden the British upper classes against all adversity by enduring buggery at a young age with a stiff upper lip (and a relaxed anal sphincter). If the US Marines used Sodomy as part of their training, you would have won the Vietnam War.

[joshuak47]

macnadoodle:

hahahaha awesome

[warswithtoys]

@macnadoodle WTF!?

[assassinopo]

@macnadoodle If you English idiots did not have faggotry you would of won the American revolution dumb redcoats

[macnadoodle]

@assassinopo It will gladden the hearts of the corporations that buy your "elections" to know you still believe that. FYI, a 'democracy' is a country where the Government is decided by the people, like Britain, and not by business patronage as it is, and always was, in the US. Keep watching that pretty lil' flag, chuck, and don't think too hard - you'll scare yourself.

[EstonianTwilight123]

England 100 times better than USA !

ugh those americans are like ... you know :D

baaaadddd xd

oh , i'm estonian so i'm neutral because i'm not a english or american : )

[JacquesyMusic]

Fuck You American Piece Of Shite

English Till I Die

Btw..Go Fuck Jesus Christ

[joshuak47]

JacquesyMusic:

Watch their video about "preaching to atheists" and you will be happy, I assure you. It was hilarious.

[Zephirite]

Ahaha. Okay seriously, I don't know what's funnier. This amazing satirical video, or the fact that people are actually posting flames against the guy and taking it seriously. haha

[nevellian]

Errrrrm No, England is a good country!

[EdgarBoffin]

Haha, this is good. The whole site the link goes to is pretty good satire as well.

[steppencatterpillar]

Wahaha, hilarious!!

[GorianXx]

You guys DO know this is satire right and that the church is fake and this is HILARIOUS.

You are a Genius Chris, a god damn Genius!

[Saltheigh]

Tossing around slurs against Texans when you don't do your research easily makes you a hypocrite about ignorance. Take just that extra minute, just that one more Google search, scour for information without having it forcefed to you. That's how you're supposed to use your intelligent minds.

[Saltheigh]

PARODY

JESUS EFFING CHRIST IT'S PARODY

(check channel: style: parody)

[moore2hold]

Dude Fuck you, you ass-kissing, ball-licking, cock-sucking, inbreed, motherfucker.........of course I am referring to the man in the video

[earthlyspirit]

that is all BS! you dont know what your talking about!

[hotstuff7137]

Wow, this guy is a moron. Just because you're Christian doesn't mean everyone else is. You took out a scene of a book you don't even like, why bother. Fucking morons, trying to shove religion down everyone's throats.

[tempess1413]

lol i wanted suprise butt sex between draco and harry!

[DeathisRedemption]

this is a satrical site so calm down and enjoy in the hilarity of religion

[pillowcasing1]

wow so they were havin a bath and ur sayin that america reffers to that as child sex, u basicly must be very sick in the mind then for thinkin that about a CHILDRENS book... And gusse wat

Harry Potter isnt real

so calm down dear

[jrfrocks]

fuck u dick head u suck cock and ur mom is gay and u are 2

[charmedmark1996]

you are so fucking gay dude seriously o ok so wat it is gay how the hell would you know stupid as seriously u r obseesed with god

[misssnowsong]

its this a joke? becuase i cant tell

if it isnt, please so die so you may see jesus and have him punch you straight to hell

[livingvampyre666]

are you from Texas?

[CometTheHedgehog]

Whats that supposed to mean? Im from texas..

[wingsofbutter]

it means the catholic dickhead got rid of a gay scene in the new harry potter book

[livingvampyre666]

Texans have a reputation of being right-wing self righteous queer beating bigots

and before you say anything else, im from texas too. born and raised for 14 years, then they kicked my ass out for no reason (that they would say anyway)

[RednYellowLAZERs]

This is why people out side the States think that all Americans are self centered and arrogant.

You make all other Americans look bad you dumb tard.

Go get a MJ nose job and stay the f%#k off YouTube

Asshole! >:|

[dorythefishrules]

yaa im pretty sure this is a joke so maybe we should all calm down and if it's not baahhahahahhahhaha tht's still hilarious!!!

[ShinMegamiTensei100]

this guy's got to be an actor because he's fucking nuts

[MCSpidah]

'In the name of jesus christ' ,more identity theft LOL, 'we dont fall for that in the united states' LOL ,epic phail..epic epic fail.

god+you=fuck off dickhead

English is typical is it,well you americans are scum who dont excercise

[budstarkey123]

i reallly hope this is a joke...

[tokiohotelloveaffair]

wtf lol

boycott hollywood

[J0rawr]

its OBVIOUSLY a joke people, he's faking that strange accent

and if it was harry and hagrid it'd fukkin nasty.

[TheBabybutterfly]

oh go fuck yourself you idiot retard

[jackjack84]

jesus hates you, wide-nostrilled rambling idiot

[alotofcheese76]

this guy is an asshole

wow how racist

[bl33duhoe]

i dont get it was this true or is it just a joke coz this is just to fucking funny and so unbelievable like theyd add hagrid and harry in the bath together, and fuck you trying to single out us brits to be all pedos get a fucking life ur going to hell fucking american prick!

[OMG1wtf]

Is this supposed to be a joke? I really hope so, because I am so laughing.

[1henameless]

fuck u !! fuck homostoo

[CrimsonNinjaBabe69]

Why would there be a chapter with HarryxHagrid?

O.o

[Truthseeker1412]

LOL!

[Idontthinkitsallowed]

My god I hope this is a joke.This is very, very silly. I'm from the UK and can report that sodomy is not 'as common as a handshake'. All this guy is doing is trying to unite fundamentalist christians and try and make them accept his views by mocking another social group (brits) and empowering his own 'We don't fall for that nonsense here'.

PS I find it funny that a man that hates homosexuality seems to only be able to find books with homosexual references. Why is he searching for them?

[Intiom]

Your first guess was right.

This guy is a parody.

[aqualuv07]

ROFLMAO!!!! <3

[VipericVampire]

LMAO.

[punk0teddeo]

sooo we ARE talking about sodomy right?

[aus1121]

I'm amazed at the sheer volume of comments from users that don't understand this is satire. Pretty sad.

[enforcer41]

Please stay the course and rid the us of all the diseased filth brother .....

[dsnjsdbhbhskj]

he is a are fuckin pyscho

[JBYoung18]

question, how would you know whats in the book, before the book even came out? I dont think they gave you a vip pass to read the book first...so how would you know the chapter was even in there?

[uppolica]

u dare to mock my country you fucking fuck wit burn in hell you balldy headed shit head crawl under a rock and die painfully!!!!!!!!

[MoegiDaDrummer]

... Don't you think that was a little harsh, uppolica? ; ._.

[MoegiDaDrummer]

AH HAHAHA! *gasp* AHHA AHHAHA CAN'T BREATH BWAHAHAHA!

Please tell me this is a fucking joke...

[chimpzwithblowdryerz]

totally

[djorcks95]

what a retard