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  • itd be funny if he was messsed up in the brain

  • Oh lawd

  • This guy......

  • we really dont need to hear about u going down on a girl. but i take my hat off to u for all the things u can eat! ur truly amazing.

  • For everybody hating eat a dick this dude made my fucking night.

  • i saw cartman do this once he had vaginas grow in his tomach lol

  • My cousin had to do this one time when he stopped eating meat and got vaginitis

  • The white spot on your forehead you find embarrassing, but taping yourself ingesting vaginal cream you don't. Logic.

  • Wtf is wrong with this guy....

  • "Wife"

  • His parent's must be so proud.

  • No, thank you.

  • eat water. have fun

  • "she was only sleeping 14 hours of it" LMFAO! GO SHOENICE

  • Yur so nasty. We don't care about yu an yur wife's sex an how yu go down in girl.

  • @mannabug199 Then don't watch, your not a real ShoeNice fan.

  • @mannabug199 oh come on you know you got a boner listening to him talk about it!

  • EAT LIQUID ASS

  • Can you blink?

  • Here we go bitchess

  • HAHAHAHA

  • ._. De fuck

  • o hey cartman

  • in the sidebar is a vid that says :need help With diabetes xD

  • havent u noticed that he says basically alot and in all of his videos ?

  • ;D

  • Skip to 1:50 

  • I wonder what your shit looks like........

  • It's pronounced Vajenal

  • what is wrong with you.

  • what the actual fuck is wrong with you..

  • haha i don't think you are going to get an itchy mouth for a while....

  • i love how he's soo open about his sex life lolz

  • @zGumbii well his parents are dead, you dumb asshole.

  • Love the way you pronounce vaginal.

  • It almost sounded like he was about to cry when he was talking about getting coke and strippers and going down for the count.

  • u gotta wife?

  • @ImagDBeaTzC He's actually divorced, he has a video where he tells all about his life. He has two children too I believe.

  • You should call her up, show her your white spot, tell her the story you told all of YouTube then eat something weird for her.

  • What does your poop look like ?!

  • This guy must have poison control on speed dial.

  • and how did u feel buying this?

  • eat a bug.

  • @zGumbii his parents are dead >.>

  • poison control must love this guy

  • Eric Cartman 20 years after south park

  • and now hes divorced

  • the white spot on my forehead is kinda embarassing but what can you do?

  • Nice scripreading...

  • Must of been awkward getting that from the store

  • Are you trying to apply for a position in the Nascar Circuit? haha

  • Eat a tube of super glue or a jar of mayo and my last one eat a permanent marker

  • i eat vagisil all the time to CAUSE I HAVE A HUGE VAGINA

  • lololololol XD he said "bum budda dum..VAGINA's!!" lololololol

  • dont steal a car and kill everbody on the track like eric cartman did

  • this reminds me of Eric Cartman. Vagisil

  • Is he slow or something?

  • i have no idea how you are still alive

  • You should eat your own shit next

  • can you show your wife one day? :)

  • He's pronouncing vaginal incorrectly, lol

  • his parents must be so proud.....

  • What is wrong with you?

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  • He went down on a girl?!?!

  • @galioth41 What did he mean by that? Im only 11 so I didnt understand ._.

  • this is cartmen when he's 41

  • This reminds me of south park

  • Try to choke yourself next

  • @spoolingaround you first

  • PEDO MANN!!!! D:

  • HES A FUCKING FAT OLD WEIRD CREEPY LOSER!!!!!

  • @McAnarney96 fag

  • @McAnarney96 dont talk about your girlfriend like that!

  • @McAnarney96 not really. is this how you behave whenever you see anyone act differently than your close minded idea of a 'normal person'? its not like he's some kind of serial killer or rapist, encounter one of them then tell me what a "WEIRD CREEPY LOSER" is -.-

  • @dschawdy He already did eat Mentos and drank Coke.

  • you guys i think something is really wrong with him...mentally. I'm actually kinda scared lol

  • He just vajaja cream Lmfao

  • You know with some of the things I've seen you eat, you probably ate some stank ass pussy back in the day ._.

  • You should eat shit.

  • this is the closest thing to pu*sy that hes gonna get

  • eat AA batteries

  • hmm i wonder what would happen if you drank coke and ate mentos?

  • how are you still alive?

  • if you just ate vagina cream, then youll have no problem eating preperation h

  • why do i need to know all this ??

  • WTF

    

  • i wonder how many times this guys stomach has been pumped

  • 1:52 . Thank me later.

  • this guy is straight up FUCKED!! not even the food part..

  • THAAAAAHHHHHNK YEEEOUH

  • Eat Mercury not so much just a liter or something

  • @TheNerdComedy you fiiiirst

  • what happend to 3 2 1 SHOENICE!

  • Vaginaas!

  • youre fucked dude. must have been dropped once er twice as a baby eh

    fuckin whacko

  • @HAYlbog stfu kid. you know nothing about him.

  • @sonofaniger lol youre absolutely correct. fortunately , i do not.

  • @HAYlbog glad to see you taking sides with an oversized child who eats vaginal cream... shows the kinda character you are.

  • @HAYlbog sonofaniger didn't side with you though?

  • @Temarieevee that makes absolutely no sense. lol. nice try

  • These are the kind of things you don't tell people..xD

  • ... what the fuck did he just say?

  • Eat your own shit. If you don't; your a pussy.

  • @TeeKayIsOhKay you dare calling shoenice a pussy, you sir must be dead.

  • @rucajuda Im surprised Shoenice isnt dead o_o

  • @kierstenlovespie ME TO THAT FUCKER IS NUTZ

  • @blslifer2 Lol...HECK YEAH I GOT 4 THUMBS UP BITCHEZ!!! ._.

  • how is this guy not dead by eating this stuff

  • "i had 2 loaves of wonder bread for lips" lmao

  • do the bleach challenge

  • eat hand sanitizer

  • @CABsnowboards127 that was one of his latest videos lol.

  • why do you always so "so basically" in a retarded way?

  • Eat the Naga Viper! I DARE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this guy has a mental disorder and you guys are having fun with that??!!you guys are trash!!

  • @cool9747 Go check his profile! you'll see you're wrong!

  • Would you stop making these videos If I write you out a check for $10,000?? You are just slowly killing yourself

  • Thats Nasty

  • Hes the guy who discovered bath salts can get you high.

  • eat your wife.

  • this is fucking hilarious! love your storys man

  • to much information...

  • dry ice

  • I heard that visine acts like a laxative when ingested.

  • CARTMAN

  • eat a lightbulb.

  • Drink horse jizz. Bet you won't

  • didn't "want" to get laid...

  • hes still not stupid or dumb enough

  • you can be a nascar driver now.

  • go eat a real vagina! :D

  • He doesn't complain..he just eats whatever it is he has to eat and keeps on talking! LOL DUDE!

  • he was GUHH

  • MMMM YEAHHH NASCARR

  • eat a small patriots flag

  • If you are what you eat then....What the fuck??

  • does it taste like a vagina?

  • at least his sweat is going to real slide y for sex (auto lube)

  • You have a fucking wife?

  • He is fucking crazy!

  • is this legal?

  • EAT DRY ICE!!!!

  • what the fuck are you

  • Well I can certainly say you're not a pussy.

  • 1:53 Here you go.

  • Eat a hookers underpants

  • hahaha

  • What the hell?

    

  • Drink a bottle of battery acid.

  • @SawmanSTK Your trying to kill him

  • i bet your voice was normel before you started eating all this crap...

  • 0:31 - SHOENICE'S FIRST BLINK. MOTHER OF GOD.

  • I did not wanna hear about you and your wife having sex nor you having a small dick in highschool. and yest infections.

    #DISGUSTED

  • r u high

  • @aaasss333dd yes he is

  • i wonder what the cashier says whean he buy that cream

  • I hope he goes to the hospital after he posts these..o.o

  • U ARE FUCKI'N CRAZY!!!!!

  • you will die.. soon

  • @PkRaYnE every one will.. soon

  • you got cummed on 

  • are u ever gonna die?

  • eat maggots

  • This man is fucking insane, he's earned himself a subscriber

  • Ohh god shoenice

    

  • South Park

  • i wonder how he shet looks like

  • Must of been awkward purchasing this.

  • This guy is like a weird uncle

  • so anyone gonna place bets on when he's gonna die from poisioning lol?