My name's Sarah, and i am obsessed with your videos Chris Schewe....you make my days so much better......Please Thumbs up this comment so he can see it!!!!!!
@McAnarney96 not really. is this how you behave whenever you see anyone act differently than your close minded idea of a 'normal person'? its not like he's some kind of serial killer or rapist, encounter one of them then tell me what a "WEIRD CREEPY LOSER" is -.-
itd be funny if he was messsed up in the brain
gratefulDead619 20 hours ago
Oh lawd
nuwb 21 hours ago
This guy......
BruTalSm0ke 1 day ago
we really dont need to hear about u going down on a girl. but i take my hat off to u for all the things u can eat! ur truly amazing.
InfintepizzaGirl098 1 day ago 2
For everybody hating eat a dick this dude made my fucking night.
elSOwet20 1 day ago
i saw cartman do this once he had vaginas grow in his tomach lol
uty28 1 day ago
My cousin had to do this one time when he stopped eating meat and got vaginitis
AAHSKEETSKEETSKEET 1 day ago
The white spot on your forehead you find embarrassing, but taping yourself ingesting vaginal cream you don't. Logic.
UnrequiteDreamx6 1 day ago
Wtf is wrong with this guy....
FishHuntCook 1 day ago
"Wife"
CreativeName1234 3 days ago
His parent's must be so proud.
CreativeName1234 3 days ago
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@CreativeName1234
his parents must be so proud.....
zGumbii 1 week ago 51
hataskane 2 days ago
No, thank you.
AmandaXDNicole 4 days ago
eat water. have fun
aqswefhtgy 4 days ago
"she was only sleeping 14 hours of it" LMFAO! GO SHOENICE
EspGuitars1337 4 days ago 2
Yur so nasty. We don't care about yu an yur wife's sex an how yu go down in girl.
mannabug199 4 days ago
@mannabug199 Then don't watch, your not a real ShoeNice fan.
tasha5631 2 days ago
@mannabug199 oh come on you know you got a boner listening to him talk about it!
emerybryant 2 days ago
EAT LIQUID ASS
hbhoney1 4 days ago
Can you blink?
93gmike 4 days ago
Here we go bitchess
boobyjunk5 4 days ago
HAHAHAHA
boobyjunk5 4 days ago
._. De fuck
kierstenlovespie 5 days ago
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Eat your hand. I give you 5 minutes, and you have to eat the bones or you're disqualified. 1, 2, 3...GO!
ExequielB711 5 days ago
o hey cartman
topper253 5 days ago
in the sidebar is a vid that says :need help With diabetes xD
meesie120 5 days ago
havent u noticed that he says basically alot and in all of his videos ?
NixonAxi 6 days ago
;D
TheXXbaconhawkXX 6 days ago
Skip to 1:50
planejet42 6 days ago
I wonder what your shit looks like........
silverkid7 6 days ago
It's pronounced Vajenal
UAExGust 6 days ago
what is wrong with you.
SwishersweetOGPWNY 6 days ago
what the actual fuck is wrong with you..
Citydude24 1 week ago
haha i don't think you are going to get an itchy mouth for a while....
Caolan567 1 week ago
i love how he's soo open about his sex life lolz
jmack4275 1 week ago
@zGumbii well his parents are dead, you dumb asshole.
HFMinecrafters 1 week ago
Love the way you pronounce vaginal.
Brandwhore 1 week ago
It almost sounded like he was about to cry when he was talking about getting coke and strippers and going down for the count.
xLucidNightmaresx 1 week ago
u gotta wife?
ImagDBeaTzC 1 week ago
@ImagDBeaTzC He's actually divorced, he has a video where he tells all about his life. He has two children too I believe.
xLucidNightmaresx 1 week ago
You should call her up, show her your white spot, tell her the story you told all of YouTube then eat something weird for her.
PandaE2323 1 week ago
What does your poop look like ?!
tessaxelisexX 1 week ago
This guy must have poison control on speed dial.
PureFunk13 1 week ago 38
and how did u feel buying this?
colea542 1 week ago
eat a bug.
sammyandcharliee 1 week ago
@zGumbii his parents are dead >.>
blopzor 1 week ago
poison control must love this guy
riggsterandrobster 1 week ago 2
Eric Cartman 20 years after south park
CFCFaan 1 week ago
and now hes divorced
surfsup454 1 week ago 2
the white spot on my forehead is kinda embarassing but what can you do?
SexyBraBoy 1 week ago 2
Nice scripreading...
Lasergurka 1 week ago
Must of been awkward getting that from the store
Alexis814717 1 week ago 3
Are you trying to apply for a position in the Nascar Circuit? haha
TrivialPants 1 week ago
Eat a tube of super glue or a jar of mayo and my last one eat a permanent marker
RichBranX2 1 week ago
i eat vagisil all the time to CAUSE I HAVE A HUGE VAGINA
SHlNOBl3 1 week ago
lololololol XD he said "bum budda dum..VAGINA's!!" lololololol
18andhappy100 1 week ago
dont steal a car and kill everbody on the track like eric cartman did
blairwitchprojects 1 week ago
this reminds me of Eric Cartman. Vagisil
monbrye28 1 week ago
Is he slow or something?
Augustwi 1 week ago
i have no idea how you are still alive
poetbabe86 1 week ago
You should eat your own shit next
Duh1andonly1 1 week ago
can you show your wife one day? :)
icanflylikeawolf 1 week ago
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My name's Sarah, and i am obsessed with your videos Chris Schewe....you make my days so much better......Please Thumbs up this comment so he can see it!!!!!!
Thanks mofo bitcheeeeees
:D
KILLtheLIGHTStonight 1 week ago
He's pronouncing vaginal incorrectly, lol
greendaylover418 1 week ago
his parents must be so proud.....
zGumbii 1 week ago 63
What is wrong with you?
TheComedyBomb 1 week ago 3
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Haters gonna hate, I repeat.... Haters gonna hate...
SHOENICE FOR PRESIDENT!
MrChamoon 1 week ago
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MrChamoon 1 week ago
He went down on a girl?!?!
galioth41 1 week ago
@galioth41 What did he mean by that? Im only 11 so I didnt understand ._.
kierstenlovespie 1 week ago
this is cartmen when he's 41
gatekeepa891 1 week ago
This reminds me of south park
audreana1234 1 week ago
Try to choke yourself next
spoolingaround 1 week ago
@spoolingaround you first
Temarieevee 1 week ago
PEDO MANN!!!! D:
xPandaAguiluzx 1 week ago
HES A FUCKING FAT OLD WEIRD CREEPY LOSER!!!!!
McAnarney96 1 week ago
@McAnarney96 fag
TheNoobwad 1 week ago
@McAnarney96 dont talk about your girlfriend like that!
Temarieevee 1 week ago
@McAnarney96 not really. is this how you behave whenever you see anyone act differently than your close minded idea of a 'normal person'? its not like he's some kind of serial killer or rapist, encounter one of them then tell me what a "WEIRD CREEPY LOSER" is -.-
fuckyoukarmasmoker 5 days ago
@dschawdy He already did eat Mentos and drank Coke.
TeeKayIsOhKay 1 week ago
you guys i think something is really wrong with him...mentally. I'm actually kinda scared lol
yeppyeppkiki 1 week ago
He just vajaja cream Lmfao
AbrahamAddis14 2 weeks ago
You know with some of the things I've seen you eat, you probably ate some stank ass pussy back in the day ._.
bob90202 2 weeks ago
You should eat shit.
irikefoxes 2 weeks ago
this is the closest thing to pu*sy that hes gonna get
neodarkfall 2 weeks ago
eat AA batteries
TeaBaggins 2 weeks ago
hmm i wonder what would happen if you drank coke and ate mentos?
dschawdy 2 weeks ago
how are you still alive?
jajubee 2 weeks ago
if you just ate vagina cream, then youll have no problem eating preperation h
ubnubprayr5000 2 weeks ago
why do i need to know all this ??
watermelon681 2 weeks ago
WTF
kayyteeful 2 weeks ago
i wonder how many times this guys stomach has been pumped
SonOFaWhore9809 2 weeks ago
1:52 . Thank me later.
winninghoessx3 2 weeks ago
this guy is straight up FUCKED!! not even the food part..
BeastyBoyz94 2 weeks ago
THAAAAAHHHHHNK YEEEOUH
TheiaVadam 2 weeks ago
Eat Mercury not so much just a liter or something
TheNerdComedy 2 weeks ago
@TheNerdComedy you fiiiirst
Temarieevee 1 week ago
what happend to 3 2 1 SHOENICE!
MrVeNoM2k10 2 weeks ago
Vaginaas!
luvixable 2 weeks ago
youre fucked dude. must have been dropped once er twice as a baby eh
fuckin whacko
HAYlbog 2 weeks ago
@HAYlbog stfu kid. you know nothing about him.
sonofaniger 2 weeks ago
@sonofaniger lol youre absolutely correct. fortunately , i do not.
HAYlbog 2 weeks ago
@HAYlbog glad to see you taking sides with an oversized child who eats vaginal cream... shows the kinda character you are.
HAYlbog 2 weeks ago
@HAYlbog sonofaniger didn't side with you though?
Temarieevee 1 week ago
@Temarieevee that makes absolutely no sense. lol. nice try
HAYlbog 1 week ago
These are the kind of things you don't tell people..xD
Emilyshawness 2 weeks ago 35
... what the fuck did he just say?
Meoowzah 2 weeks ago
Eat your own shit. If you don't; your a pussy.
TeeKayIsOhKay 2 weeks ago
@TeeKayIsOhKay you dare calling shoenice a pussy, you sir must be dead.
rucajuda 2 weeks ago
@rucajuda Im surprised Shoenice isnt dead o_o
kierstenlovespie 1 week ago 8
@kierstenlovespie ME TO THAT FUCKER IS NUTZ
blslifer2 1 week ago
@blslifer2 Lol...HECK YEAH I GOT 4 THUMBS UP BITCHEZ!!! ._.
kierstenlovespie 5 days ago
how is this guy not dead by eating this stuff
alphie10 2 weeks ago
"i had 2 loaves of wonder bread for lips" lmao
n19g3r 2 weeks ago
do the bleach challenge
wizvrd 2 weeks ago
eat hand sanitizer
CABsnowboards127 2 weeks ago
@CABsnowboards127 that was one of his latest videos lol.
MaDGriZz78 1 week ago
why do you always so "so basically" in a retarded way?
iqu1ckscopei 2 weeks ago
Eat the Naga Viper! I DARE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
airkayb 2 weeks ago
this guy has a mental disorder and you guys are having fun with that??!!you guys are trash!!
cool9747 2 weeks ago
@cool9747 Go check his profile! you'll see you're wrong!
ciTybriK 2 weeks ago
Would you stop making these videos If I write you out a check for $10,000?? You are just slowly killing yourself
5starscarts 2 weeks ago
Thats Nasty
tinyed33 2 weeks ago
Hes the guy who discovered bath salts can get you high.
AHoneyBadger9 2 weeks ago
eat your wife.
Zvezdas8 2 weeks ago
this is fucking hilarious! love your storys man
TragicII 2 weeks ago
to much information...
GustavBond 2 weeks ago
dry ice
Karambutt37 2 weeks ago
I heard that visine acts like a laxative when ingested.
yistackness 2 weeks ago
CARTMAN
USCmc2 2 weeks ago
eat a lightbulb.
DocSicnarf 2 weeks ago
Drink horse jizz. Bet you won't
blakesc18 2 weeks ago
didn't "want" to get laid...
Shurtugal001 2 weeks ago
hes still not stupid or dumb enough
skaterjake4321 2 weeks ago
you can be a nascar driver now.
PHLPMre 2 weeks ago
go eat a real vagina! :D
VushinX 2 weeks ago 8
He doesn't complain..he just eats whatever it is he has to eat and keeps on talking! LOL DUDE!
lilpinky1123 2 weeks ago
he was GUHH
creepyguyful 2 weeks ago
MMMM YEAHHH NASCARR
blahblag12321 2 weeks ago
eat a small patriots flag
littleman873 2 weeks ago
If you are what you eat then....What the fuck??
SoupOrCleann 2 weeks ago
does it taste like a vagina?
iTzTheBossX 2 weeks ago
at least his sweat is going to real slide y for sex (auto lube)
fatfibs1 2 weeks ago
You have a fucking wife?
12lacy34 2 weeks ago
He is fucking crazy!
DeathTobiasz 2 weeks ago
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EAT DRY ICE!!!!
MsSkiloo 2 weeks ago
is this legal?
Cman384 2 weeks ago
EAT DRY ICE!!!!
CreamySnickerz 2 weeks ago 17
what the fuck are you
LoveMe4aReason1 2 weeks ago 25
Well I can certainly say you're not a pussy.
SwizzJiggy 2 weeks ago 4
1:53 Here you go.
J3Trulez 2 weeks ago
Eat a hookers underpants
sodi443 2 weeks ago
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shoenice!!! dude, im going through and watching all of your vids and me and my bro think u shld drink a gallon of whole milk!
bpg14523 2 weeks ago
hahaha
LordSro 2 weeks ago
What the hell?
paigejeanlowe 2 weeks ago
Drink a bottle of battery acid.
SawmanSTK 2 weeks ago 64
@SawmanSTK Your trying to kill him
WORLDWIDE3103 1 week ago
i bet your voice was normel before you started eating all this crap...
marcen96 2 weeks ago
0:31 - SHOENICE'S FIRST BLINK. MOTHER OF GOD.
DommieNation 2 weeks ago
I did not wanna hear about you and your wife having sex nor you having a small dick in highschool. and yest infections.
#DISGUSTED
Sonrisateamo 2 weeks ago
r u high
aaasss333dd 2 weeks ago
@aaasss333dd yes he is
MrSirMoody 2 weeks ago
i wonder what the cashier says whean he buy that cream
superpoofae 2 weeks ago
I hope he goes to the hospital after he posts these..o.o
blackcat88able 2 weeks ago
U ARE FUCKI'N CRAZY!!!!!
Sim3rgy 2 weeks ago
you will die.. soon
PkRaYnE 2 weeks ago
@PkRaYnE every one will.. soon
TehLiquid 2 weeks ago
you got cummed on
crusher07000 2 weeks ago
are u ever gonna die?
aeid1998 2 weeks ago
eat maggots
bearandwoot 2 weeks ago
This man is fucking insane, he's earned himself a subscriber
roscoebotte 2 weeks ago
Ohh god shoenice
85Positive 2 weeks ago
South Park
BAOFxSkillz 2 weeks ago 33
i wonder how he shet looks like
TheRsman43 2 weeks ago
Must of been awkward purchasing this.
dearblank7 2 weeks ago 2
This guy is like a weird uncle
Caboose056 2 weeks ago
so anyone gonna place bets on when he's gonna die from poisioning lol?
eminemforlifenoshit 2 weeks ago