How to be a Straight Guy

[ReMiXmOaR]

You don't even know if their is really someone that really wants to be straight in is life knowing that it's digusting or something being gay

Think of all those sad men and teen ppl...

[L3goMy3ggo]

@ReMiXmOaR what

[RainfulPhenix]

So if someones an athiest that means he/her is gay?

no.

So christianity has little to do w/ it

[ScrummyWummy]

this doesnt help ; 3;

[GamersCubeTV]

300 Is F******** Epic

[Daniiielzz]

So truuee :L

[ADAM9999ify]

Lmao, no guys, calm down. All he's doing is make fun of Richard Cohen and his fake facts. Lol. If ya don't know him, type Richard Cohen into google. That faggot made me laugh.

[GodCreatesGays2]

@ADAM9999ify, I'm glad other gay men make you laugh. Maybe you can stop hating yourself for being a "faggot", and start laughing too. Good luck.

[airsoftboys69]

you are guy fuker and a fag

[chickabangbang129]

I learned so much so quick.



[Akazoom34]

Stupid shit

[ADAM9999ify]

Lmao, you obviously havent become straight yet.

[TheSarahgar]

man, fuck all yall. yall dont kno shit. dats my boy in that video. yeah, he gay and he be fuckin awesome. all you haterz out there can go to hell wit all da homosexualz.

[BlueShadow305]

FUCK GAYS

[fall4fellatio]

btw your eyes are beautiful

[fumadapuma]

Faggot

[sillybaby0ooyea]

Gay is wrong and nasty

[yellocanarygirl]

i cant stop luaghing!

[zoomdudeify101]

Lmfao

[asbirdsdo]

You named you beard Courtney??

[camz500]

wow how messed up this is not right you are make a joke of the Bible i hope you know that you make me sick if you knew God and truthful read the Bible you know that what you made is a sin let me i know God i talk to God i tell it like it is some People like the same sex that dose not make them bad at all any one can have God in there life ask him to help you thou life i most say he made man he made women for man but if a man like a man who cares you should just be happy in life be who you are

[OWLCITY54]

@camz500 well all you said is true,BE a homosexual , love god and believe god still loves you,,, however this would not save you from an eternity in hell."If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them" (Leviticus 20:13).

see that verse there? god clearly condems homosexualility, your such a hypocrite!

[xXxLightning]

@OWLCITY54

Hmm... Then how come god says that he loves us all? If he truely did, then why would he send all gays to hell? Honestly, I think now that the bible is either not real or is VERY contridictary. But for all you out there, I'm honestly trying to be straight... I hate being gay, and I just wanna appease my family... Can anyone help me? :(

[OWLCITY54]

@xXxLightning haha,im actually an atheist. didnt even noticed your reply there. Well anyway, ive posted that comment to promote and open people's eye that their made-up god which they are now worshipping, is not that loving and caring GOD they want him to be.Yeah, i know. Most christians think atheists are worst than gays, but what they fail to see is that we are just expressing ourselves...we cant always be what they expect us to be.so if they dont accept your gay, then to "hell" with them! lol

[xXxLightning]

@OWLCITY54

True that. Finally somebody with a brain in this world. A will of their own, and not trying to follow a religion like a lost puppy. It's sick.

[DavidBergstein]

I whould like to beat the shit out of you in real life you fagbeast!

[kelseyleeification]

you pretty much pinned the guys in high school, especially with the sparta thing. i do not appreciate mocking God though. i think you have the wrong impression of Him.

and i wear brown and black together....i'm a girl...is that so wrong?

[AnnaRose5225]

the grunting part was my favorite...so funny! great video!

[lotterjohan5551]

Epic

[Qxide]

its Difficult to be straight Guy.. i always try to be a straight guy.. but what.. again.. n again.. i cant.. when i was a straight guy.. at the same time a guy approached me to fuck him.. huft.. its difficult..

[goldenegg8of100]

300. loincloths. and only straight guys like it. Yeah right.

[mangaanime3]

I'm pretty sure this was done jokingly... but it was laughingly true.

[Negativerything]

Fuckin heterophobe

[JPopRainbow]

this is disturbing...im sorry. i like men nd women nd this is depressing to watch...

[TheTruth2life]

Gee sudenly being gay doesn't sound so bad !

[BayesianMan]

Being straight is easy. Just go find some nice juicy vagina lips to wrap around your cock. Cured!

[pisvuten]

fack

[alfidino]

most lamest video ever.... i think its dumb n stupid american retards who does stupid videos like these.. i am gay and i find this totally dumb.. so does my straight friends too.. grow up and do something smart guys

[forrest49]

I'm pretty sure every straight guy is pissed off at how this guy smiles. Your not funny either.

[JimBeam51]

what the fuck is this shit.

being gay is NASTY. MEN WERE NOT MEANT TO DO THAT WITH OTHER MEN!!!!!

[clp12310]

Get over yourself

[JmufucknM]

yes they were you big squishy man, you!

[jth2t]

I like really hated you for the first few seconds of this video, but then I loved it. I thought you were cute throughout the whole video though ;)

[6767499]

dude we were put on this earth to fuck girls have kids and die gayness is wrong and nasty

[CMCNR]

brilliant hahaha

[getadrinfo]

i hate gays too

[JimmishJJJoeBOBjr]

you suck

[HIGHBLOG]

ok dude your gay...and shut up cuz in the words of carlos mencia"YOU SOUND RETARDED"

[forrest49]

A guy that steals jokes from comedians better then him because he's not funny?

[Chance4445]

guess what:

YOUR STILL FUCKING GAY ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!! U LOOK SO FUCKING RETARDED AND GAY IN THIS VIDEO

FUCKING TILTING YOUR HEAD QUICKLY HOW MUCH GAYER CAN YOU GET WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vasilibaev]

wow calm down

[OnlyMORMONsGo2Heaven]

i see lots of comments about you tilting your head...whatever...you're still a hot little piece of meat...don't change anything about yourself

[OnlyMORMONsGo2Heaven]

p.s.  you're cute

[OnlyMORMONsGo2Heaven]

excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tim10o0o0]

I like the way some straight people are complaining in the comments as if they're persecuted XDDD. LOL Must be tough being straight with videos like this out there...

[xJessus]

hahaha 'i love you, but i hate gays'

classic

[omfgplea]

He's not saying it's bad to be straight. He's pointing out the fact that a lot of straight men follow these rules to a T. Because they don't wanna be perceived as gay. That's what we call hyper-machoism. It's disgusting. I think.

[easylifting555]

Well I'm cut, but I know the foreskin pulls back in an erection for most uncut men. Also, a little thing called "cleaning yourself" is helpful :P

It's pretty good, and so what if they're male? That just means that their DNA reads "XY" instead of "XX"

[JacksonYouHoe]

LMFAO

xD

[fastfun15]

lol

[iheartfannypak]

this is so funny...my fav...is the grunt lol

[candacebetchx]

this is stupid.

[gnamp]

Is this meant to be ironic? It's not bad to be straight.

[easylifting555]

I dunno... being straight means you don't ever get to fuck around with your hot guy friends... that seems like a big loss to me :/

Gay... it's ftw :)

[gnamp]

That's like saying "If you're not a self-harmer you don't get to injure yourself with all those fantastic sharp things in your kitchen". Yeah, huge loss...

XD

[easylifting555]

Hey, if said self-harmer is a masochist then to them it IS a big loss for us not to be able to experience that same pleasure :)

[gnamp]

despite it being obnoxious, dangerous and unpleasant behaviour.

[insaneclown2103]

unpleasant for you maybe ;D

those sharp things in my kitchen = <3

[gnamp]

unpleasant for most. You like sharps, huh? fill your boots.

[Espero26]

this video is so funny! you rock cute guy and your sooo cute! im a model lol message me if ure intrested!

fucking straight guys.. u also forogt to add that they look at car magazines and drolls like its porn.. that they fart and burp all the time they have no dress sense they dont give a FUCK what they look like and dont wash.love you!!!! jai xx

[JustRachol]

love it. (:

[nrblock]

your head nods give you away

[longlivejacko]

is the guy in video gay?

[thecutequarter]

Obviously.

[thecondemmed75]

homosexuality is not a disease u re re

[MollyWolly1009]

Saying "re re" is.

[TheCheshireSpider]

Hahaha, so funny. Although a little to subtle for the general interweb youtube stupid! But still very good, I liked the 'I love this woman' bit especially!

[sndlwd]

be good if it was more professional and funny. still good though.

[bdriz16]

Above all else, I love you...but I hate gays........hahahahahaha

[philant56]

Have fun with your imaginary friend dipshit. Just for the record, a lot of people who call themselves religious are doing things other than praying when they're on thier knees!

[sndlwd]

oh no he di-aint!

[XneonXCarynX]

lmao I loved it!

[zoemaija]

haha i loved it.

and i love all the great people who think you're being serious.

[webworks]

weird.

[rockfairy91]

homosexuality is a disease??

[courtneychk]

no dipshit. are you blonde

[zephyrgust]

Nice satire

[sm0kingwuzcool]

homosexuality is a disease. funny vid!!!

[AnitaClaireMiller]

:D really funny.

[doeden8]

Well, I love the videos you guys have posted!

[ambientpm]

poor editing. poor audio. should of used a mic. and i can see by the credits u used a mac, FOR SHAME!

[indigo182]

Umm.. listen kid. We made this video for a class project. We worked on it for about an hour total. What exactly are you expecting?

[lostindisillusion]

homophobia is disgusting. you make me sick.

[thecutequarter]

Did you even watch the video? Because I am pretty sure that there us no homophobia involved maybe there is some sterotyping of straight men but nope no homophobia.

[lostindisillusion]

of course i watched the video. but i also read the info: "a very helpful video for ridding the world of the disease known as homosexuality"

its terrible that there are actually people in the world who believe that homosexuality is a "disease," as you so ignorantly put it. love is love, no matter what sex you are

[thecutequarter]

obviously you didnt catch the sarcasm in that description. And in fact the person who wrote that is well gay. I'm pretty sure that he doesn't believe its a disease and I'm pretty sure you need to learn to recognize sarcasm.

[lostindisillusion]

ok ok i'm sorry chill out. i just dont think its something to joke about

[BeatBuddy]

Hey! You're cute! I used to be straight, but after watching you in this video, I think I'll give it up!

[xXxLightning]

@thecutequarter

Sorry bro, it seemed pretty real considering we dont see whos writing it, and also, dont hear the person's voice. Consider that once in a lifetime?

[ghostroxx]

@lostindisillusion just saying that is disgusting. you make us all sick.

[adamantseve2]

i love you...but i hate gays.

[AlwaysWritingPoetry]

This was so scary. You tilted your head so many times I thought I had vertigo. And Courtney just can't play a girl very well. Dear God you guys.

[harker3355]

And straight guys have to learn to say "Yes, Dear" to anything their wives or girlfriends want.

[mocha4385]

The best EVER!