You guys are awesome!

[snowballl53]

What is the name of that song that Steve was head banging to.. It sounds good

[pwnerloliful]

maybe the vid's twitchy because of lag. you make awesum vids

[Floreandes]

I don't know you.

I know I'm awesome!

[BoydBear39]

ur so funy, luv ur vids

[jchipol]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[flipmaster09]

im going to opposite everyone here.

you are fucking AWESOME!! seriously

i enjoy all your videos.

[asicsps2]

hey haters go suck a dick ow wait you all ready have!

[msdragonblood1]

I CAN SEE UP YOUR NOSE!!! ahhhh hahahahahahhahahaha! for about 20 seconds all i was doing was laughin at how the cam was just pointing at ur nip. lololol

[sickenzu]

Tried watching without sound to get a laugh out of your fat face but you look like you sound annoying, fucked that up. Stay away from Canada faggot

[sickenzu]

Looks like Drew Carey let himself go

[sickenzu]

Shave that fucking beard

[sickenzu]

Shave that beard you faggot cocksucker... Fishing for cocks faggot

[kidblood1]

your a moron !

[wantondstrction]

I love how the last minute of the video our view is from your man boob. xD

Don't feel bad, I have 'em too. Of course I have done professional eating...

[fehquig]

Cool camera angles... I never did make a housekeeping video :)

[NewWorldRebellion]

good for you!...i remember the first video i saw of yours, it was the racism one

[notoriousgee88]

Ive got a good one..

Did you hear about the Indian who invented sweet tea?

(You say no) He drank 15 gallons of tea, and the next day they found him dead in his own tea pee (get it tepee? Haha!).

Well, it isnt that great.. but I tried haha

I tried to comment this on the "funniest person in the world" video and it didn't work.. so here it is.

[capergirl1976]

I'll go check that guy out. Oh you poor tortured soul having to be funny all the time. : )

[pfcmarine0311]

well you better not fucking quite youtube or ill come over your house and kick your ass lol. Keep up the good work man love your video as always

[BoTheOutlaw]

Rum. You should drink lots of Rum to be funny all the time.

That's what I do to make you funny. Doh! >:)

[itsBABYSMITH]

*insert comment here*

[goupanddown]

it's been a couple years since i started subscribing to your channel. you've become very popular on here. back then you only had just about 10 or 20 subs. now you are approaching to 2,000 subs. WOW i was a freshman right out of high school when i first saw your video, and im a junior now. do you remember one of your first videos about protesting the usage of lol? i dont think you have that video any more but that was fun stuff. plz dont stop making videos. you've been walking the road with me

[bearchay889]

Meth is a dangrous drug your camera might need to go away for 28 days.

[Blizzeekitty]

Max Headroom, is that you? :P

I need to clean my shit up, too. Holy crap I have 300 vids. 298 of which no one will ever watch again.

[3CoolKats]

Make me laugh damn it!!!

[kenrg]

Funny shit! Funny shit! We want funny shit!

[NBMonkey]

I'm not wasting my time commenting on this video cause you're gonna rip it down in a few days!

Fuck that shit

[NBMonkey]

ok.. one quick one, Nice nostril shot

[joecandito]

but you did waste your time commenting

[20000SEAN]

lol dude that was funny as hell man i will help you out the best i can

[golfingdisaster]

Housekeeping! Housekeeping you want pillow? Housekeeping you want blow job? LMAO that line never gets old.

[stylistbrighton]

you're more awesome.

[wickedBABZ]

Quit not being funny.. I don't care wtf you have to do just be funny damn it! No, i'm kidding. Or am I? Huh? What!?

[SimplyMelissa101]

Nice man boob

[BoomerChick55]

Hey, you shot up your nose! Never saw that b4.

[PappyStu]

Some of us do that routinely... chuckle

[GreatGig1]

It's like you are having an earthquake there! Fun effect even if it wasn't intended...:-)

[OhCurt]

I like the twitchy thing, Captainmaxheadroom2007.

[andymooseman]

So, how many Trolls did you root out? :)

[steveincairo]

The twitchyness is kinda cool.

[BrassknuckleRide]

Do not take" racist jokes are funny" down! please!

[mjndblain]

a guy walks in to a bakery and asks for a bum...a what?...a bum oh a bun ok here you go then he goes to a ward ware store and he asks for a fucket...a what.... a fucket oh a bucket here u go....

so he goes to a pet shop and he ask for a cockspanked...a what a cock spanked..ohh a cokerspaniel here you go ......the dog runs a way...he asks a sweet old lady to: hold my BUM and FUCKET while i go get my COCK SPANKED..

[debstef]

Does you're camera have touretts?

[debstef]

Q: What is the herdest part in rollerblading?

A: Telling your dad you're gay.

[alterbyme]

Your great, dude. Seriously

[xCyanide37x]

thankss soo much dude :) ill get to makin yours tonight, im gonna try to make a comedy out of it too thats the way i like conveying info soo ill try to think of something by tonight!

[RedMoonInc]

I say keep all the stuff, just cuz it shows growth.

Regardless, the twitching reminded me of some Ring shit, dude.

[PalmOliveSoap]

lol@hard work

got any openings lol

SPRINKLES

[AxelectroDJ]

hey i missed out the video where u said u'd quit. thank god u didn't. we love ur videos they're fukin funny. i take the occasion to quote an old chinese philosopher who said: the invincible is not the one who never falls...but he's the one who gets up after the fall. never let those damn haters get to u dude. cheers

[LuckyStrike502]

You ROCK!

[damitdan]

LOL Max Headroom

[painkiller9404]

No problem dude =D

[aadailey]

Never quit Youtube... we need you!

Do you know the difference between a shower curtain, and toilet paper?

So your the one!

That's my joke.

[philscartoons]

nah mate... keep it all on... it shows the process that you go through and helps people relate to the stuff that you deem worthy! I'm at art college (at the grand old age of 38) and I asked my tutors why they make you keep the unsuccessful stuff. Same reason. It shows the process and makes the good stuff more relevant

[MyRealityBytes]

awesome....btw - I love that song.

[sunsetlover]

love ya Captain..... love ya long time

[captainfury2007]

@sunsetlover meso ho knee

[sunsetlover]

me too el~capiton sucky, fucky 5 dollah

[sunsetlover]

I was sending out my daily porn and every time I do, I get 3 or more back... my phone will never empty out haha....oh I guess this is a true story.

[MikeRayz0]

No stevee...YOUR AWSOME !

[billychad89]

catch any big ones?

[captainfury2007]

@billychad89 Oh yeah I did.

[sugarandlance]

Just be funny damnit!

[captainfury2007]

@sugarandlance  LOL Thanks!