Top 5 Virgins

[the2222full]

you know one of those people who play wow in their moms basement? Yes they die at the age of 100 more or less

[cindyshealed]

What about Queen Elizabeth I?

[thatdutchguy420]

the reason sir isaac newton didnt have sex was he lived in a puritan era where sex was considered wrong

[cyberslayer002]

@thatdutchguy420 Sex was fine in those days, you just had to get married first. Premarital sex was what was considered wrong. And even though people were extremely prudent in those days, most people still got laid at some point in their life.

[thatdutchguy420]

@cyberslayer002 oh no doubt but the society tried to force that sex was not for pleasure at all just procreation and people who had it for pleasure were considered scoundrels but i bet everyone at that time had it for pleasure they just were not open about it

[cyberslayer002]

@thatdutchguy420  lol probably.

[Califacience]

@thatdutchguy420

if such an era had ever existed, we wouldn't.

[thatdutchguy420]

@Califacience it did but the clergy (the people in power at the time) saw that without sex kids wouldnt exist so they made sex only about procreation not pleasure. even lately pleasure is seen as wrong by both the catholic and protestant churches even masturbation is looked down upon. and if you thought that era look at modern day islam in the middle east where clitoral circumcisions are performed so women wouldnt enjoy sex only have it to procreate

[marvelguy2]

Thumbs up if you have had sex, and enjoy it very much! :D

[therealplease]

check out Gary Coleman dance, I don't know ANY virgins who can move like that !

[DanSupYt]

my mother is a virgin

[Grizzyknowsbest15]

@DanSupYt ur adopted

[infamousjr13]

Thumbs up if you're NOT a virgin

[jack29292]

@infamousjr13 oh dear

[RaoulnJoy]

thumbs up if awinterdemise is a loser

[giroalvaII]

i searched for best science invention ever. i ended up here.

[majinvi74]

im a virgin, virgins RULE

[Joseph7033]

Now I feel better about myself.

[Dullfang2]

Dude. Jesus Christ should be #1.

[KrazyKKid]

Isaac Newton; the best person in history...

[cutelittlepoimaniac]

@KrazyKKid I'd take his virginity ;)

[KrazyKKid]

@cutelittlepoimaniac He'd be too busy studying..

[cutelittlepoimaniac]

@KrazyKKid Nevermind, I'd take it when he would be studying

[ponkadolz]

Thumbs up if you're such a pushover that you'd thumb up someone's comment just because they say so.

[carnage1342]

gary colemans wrong it deserves to be their

[bombersrulz]

Thumbs up if you've not a virgin cause you're not a total loser?

[treyrulz555]

@bombersrulz uh yeah im fifteen so i don't count

[TennVol92]

No one dies a virgin, life screws us all

[jhhwild]

@TennVol92 And it doesn't even have the common courtesy to give us a reach around.

[kasey7638]

@TennVol92 haha thats my shit. lil wayne

[jamesyboi1000]

Where is Philip Larkin?!?!?!?!?!?!

[CharlotteJamz]

Wtf. Why was Brooke Sheilds there? Seriously someone answer, im lost.

[TheFawmaw]

@CharlotteJamz yeah haha.. he should have made it more clear and said her movie role was in the top 5 virgins..

[highchief42]

Im 48 and a virgin and my mom says I am the most handsome man she has ever seen

[TheCirrus45]

@highchief42 moms have to say that, your prob just ugly

[highchief42]

@TheCirrus45 Mother has slept with enough men to know a handsome man when she sees one. She bought me a RealDoll and she helps me dress it clean it and brush her hair. Her name is Crystal :)

[TheCirrus45]

@highchief42 o.O? are you mentaly ill or are you fucking with me

[highchief42]

@TheCirrus45 Hahaha I just fucking with you. I just watched a documentary on these fuck dolls and I thought it was hilarious. Bored at work...

[skaterboyask]

@highchief42 are you fuckN with me bro?

[ACDCROCKS9601]

@highchief42 i hope ur kidding

[MyPrettyGreenBud]

Everyone that put thumbs up if your a virgin if your over 18 your a joke haha

[Remimou]

@bobmarleyisgod1 one hour is enough ^^...

[maccermacnab]

Whoever narrates this is not only a virgin but an incredibly annoying twatburger

[Remimou]

@bobmarleyisgod1 Nah was just kidding ;) . But I think he had sex at least one in his life because he was married to Eva Braun , and she apparently loved him so .....

[Remimou]

@bobmarleyisgod1 Hitler had sex with ur mum kiddo .

[Innovater6]

it doesnt matter if you're a virgin, life is pointless anyway

[mrmagicroundcircle]

@Innovater6 why is life pointless sex grossly over rated pastime

[Innovater6]

@mrmagicroundcircle Existential nihilism is the belief that life has no intrinsic meaning or value. With respect to the universe, existential nihilism posits that a single human or even the entire human species is insignificant, without purpose and unlikely to change in the totality of existence.

[mrmagicroundcircle]

@Innovater6 your doing to much thinking mate .Go out tonight smoke a few joints get pissed then get your leg over youll feel a lot better.

[eatmeimsteak]

@Innovater6 well if it's pointless go end it and stfu.

[Innovater6]

@eatmeimsteak hit a nerve did i buddy ;)

[dudewhyfi]

henry david thoreau should be more well known as a virgin than..lol, brooke shields?? i mean, sure, i was a virgin once too but who the fuck cares

[TheRitchardgaleHater]

Where's Pamela Andersson???

[Slurryy]

Tim Tebow?

[thelegendarypaki]

What about Nikola Tesla?

[zigic3]

@thelegendarypaki thumpss uppppppp

[HereIsRick]

What about Britney spears?

[GiggleB00ts]

FYI the music is too fucking loud. Funny commentary though

[SinatraReturn]

im 13 years old and im a virgin omg

but i dont think michael jackson was a virgin

[BansangMalaya]

I would rather be in saw than die without nailing a smoking hot chick

[rbbkennedy]

LMFAO

[MBGamingLegends]

The only time virgins have been celebrated.

[ShawnRavenfire]

I saw a biography on Isaac Newton once, and it said that there were writings from people who knew him and described him as, socially-awkward, intellectually arrogant, workaholic... Basically a 17th century science nerd. (And I say that with no disrespect.)

[XxShadowvalkyriexX]

@ShawnRavenfire What really godblessed smart person isnt like that??? Theyre usually mean und arrogant because they feel that they're above the "inferiors" (everyone else). I know someone this way...=[ wish he werent like that because he was well thought of in my fancy.

[DeathrowRecords1995]

Isaac Newton didnt beleive in a God...

[ShawnRavenfire]

@DeathrowRecords1995 Actually, he did. "Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who set the planets in motion. God governs all things and knows all that is or can be done." ~ Isaac Newton. Source: Wikipedia. (Not saying I agree with his point of view. I'm just saying what it was.)

[AWinterDemise]

Thumbs up if you're a virgin!

[HotAfghanBoy]

@AWinterDemise i am 12 and i am virgin.:(

[kaguth]

@AWinterDemise 290 thumbs up? Holy crap people just get it over with, there's nothing special about it.

[marvelguy2]

@AWinterDemise lol 364 haha

[AWinterDemise]

Isaac Newton should have been #1. He went his whole life as a virgin and lived much longer than Gary Coleman did!

[skaterboyask]

@AWinterDemise newton relaxed 5 times a day if you know what i mean lol

[Kaaxe]

well puberty hits earlier and earlier for each decade so...

[xXAngelAlexisXx]

im in middle skuwl n ppl at my skuwl think its weird tht im a virgin.in my opinion middle skuwlers r 2 younge 2 hav sex

[devilisdutch]

@xXAngelAlexisXx Fuck maybe you should stay there til you learn how to fucking spell properly 'Skuwl' what the fuck and the fact you wrote young with an e on the end. What a dumbass.

[drawesome2000]

@xXAngelAlexisXx Well in the time wasted being a virgin, you could learn to write.

[smaracica]

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[BruceJBCpaintball]

ahaha M.J was a virgieee ahahah lol

[tellme32]

@BruceJBCpaintball till he was 32 :S

[300pzl]

good for them, sex is over-rated.

[Ieinbach]

@300pzl - No wonder you said " Sex is over-rated " ... You're the one putting videos of your only friends, the fish in your new aquarium, on youtube.

[300pzl]

@Ieinbach i'm glad you got to know me, sure sex its a part of life, but i wouldn't ever make sex the center of my life like how the rest of society puts outrageous emphasis on it.

[jabrightlefthook]

@300pzl society doesnt over emphasize anything it only shows our humanity yea we like sex yea we like to occassionally get violent thanks to our animal ancestral genes and yes we like eating flesh we are carnivorous to an extent so i dont think its society over emphasizing more like society analyzing the deepest human/animal emotions and instincts

[Doderhultarn89]

fucking is overrated. i did it once

[PortOrangeGuy]

who knew issac newton was a bitch!! haha

[councilglasses]

Pussy,I knew it was too good to be true.I came from one and I've spent the majority of my life tryintg to get back into one.I could have been a god.Damm you damm you all to hell.

[57jakers]

Thoreau?

[spinemelter2000]

I don't care if people think I'm a prude. I'm confident about my decision.

[spinemelter2000]

I think of virginity as being the same thing as fidelity. I wouldn't have sex with anyone but my wife. I'm not married yet, so I'm not going to have sex with anyone besides her. If the person you marry has already had sex, there's a good chance that they either view sexual casually or that they lack willpower. Would you marry someone who doesn't have the willpower to abstain from extramarital or premarital sex.?

[diller1on1]

@spinemelter2000 I sure WOOD :D get it ;)

Who wants to marry a rookie anyhow and find out you are bored out of your mind in bed :)

[dangeldoll]

@herebutoverthere :P ok ok, I don't care that much,

technically it's a really stupid topic since it's impossible to check that for a fact, and hard to believe a book written by people who tot the world is flat...and frankly the translation also means "virgin= young woman" so they figured the best way to translate it was to say that a virgin gave birth XD

but if you have more info on that do share

[redsmith000]

tot JUSTInE VAGIBEIBER is no. 1.. dayum..

[dangeldoll]

@herebutoverthere um... I mean Virgin Mary - the mother of Jesus Christ, not Mary Magdalene -the reformed prostitute -as the catholic bible tells it...respecting other religions I know not everybody read that book

...or you can mean some other Mary...I dunno

[bobjangle11]

its weird that they showed only clips of gary coleman as a kid

[coltsuperocean10]

whacko jacko has been fuckin kids for years!! good job the dirty bastard died!

[Sanana135]

@coltsuperocean10 Go fuck yourself.

[coltsuperocean10]

@Sanana135 Touched a raw nerve did it?

[Sanana135]

@coltsuperocean10 You people are so annoying.

[dangeldoll]

not to get to dirty here, but u forgot Jesus and Mary :P shame on u

and Isaac Newton -indeed was never married, but even my teachers mentionned lots of times how he was in strange relationships -with young men,

so yeah, he was gay - but technically he never had a woman- so we can consider him as a virgin :P

there.

[quincyluijt072]

number 1 virgin isnt right, because.... I'M A VIRGIN !!!!! XD

[cfl990]

@quincyluijt072 im sorry

[BrownFlip7852]

issac newton lol... proves brains doesnt get the ladies

[DictatorRoB]

How come they didn't mention William James Sidis?

[lastvirginonearth]

my name says it all, not because I can't, just very shy and super smart.

[oldskoolisthebest]

i wonder if i can get back my virginity

[bosanaczauvjek]

isnt tesla one ????

[tight4soundz]

That's kind of sad dying a virgin.. Pussy is sooo good

[LethalSystem]

@tight4soundz fuck you...the ones that r still virgins envy you.

[DaKluwn]

I didnt see Justin Bieber there? Ooooh, video is 3 years old. Phew... If there would be updated video everyone would know who number 1 is :)

[cfl990]

@DaKluwn umm i would not have him ranked at all fuck that kid

[THISSONGISBULSHIT]

@DaKluwn justina beaver is not a virgin she lost it to her mom

[ShawnRavenfire]

@DaKluwn But Justin Bieber is still young.

[omglaoura]

@DaKluwn hes 17 -.-

[HKfan94]

@DaKluwn and you think its bad thing him saving himself?

[eatmeimsteak]

@DaKluwn i'm sure he's fucking that girl that looks like a ten year old boy, selena something.

[bosanaczauvjek]

@eatmeimsteak she wears a purity ring that bitch is a virgin also

[spikedemon57]

michael jackson a virgin? so underages sex doesnt cound towards not being a virgin i guess...lol now i wait the hate comments

[meghan151993]

my great aunt died at the age of 85 and she was a virgin all her life.

[mrmagicroundcircle]

@meghan151993 how do you know?

[meghan151993]

@mrmagicroundcircle my mom knew haha

[tavonevox16]

Gary coleman died a virgin...damn.

[gredangeo]

Funny how he didn't mention Mary. :)

[Jopari444]

@gredangeo no you must've misunderstood, this was top 5 virgins of real actual people. no santa etc allowed, real people only. and famous.

[walkertexasranger33]

@gredangeo haha idiot

[AlexThePrivate]

@gredangeo ahhaha Mary is a dubious case :)

[tannnerj10]

@92Hate92 its 2010, if your 17 and a virgin you probably dont have freinds

[jfeltes]

@tannnerj10

Well after that remark I hope you lose your friends.

[lanzzboy]

@92Hate92 hahahaaa can't get laid.....

so do i dude =(

[leopard1192]

@92Hate92 im 17 and im not a virgin but i wont laugh at you(:

[SkeksisBestSongEver]

@92Hate92 17? lmao dude! :D

NO AGE NO AGE!

[jfeltes]

@92Hate92

Please repost your comment I wanna know what you said that got everyone talking.

[92Hate92]

@jfeltes i said that i was17 and still virgin everbody laughed:P

[jfeltes]

@92Hate92

LOL it's over rated, yet the best thing ever!

[Gykw17]

michael jackson ? wtf, he could have had laid soooo freakin many times, he was famous and stuff.

[jfeltes]

@Gykw17

Michael Jackson Lies. He fucked little kids. Duh.

[Sanana135]

@jfeltes "duh" yourself. Go do something with yourself.

[skull9111]

im just to nervous to try it with girls but im 16 and i have had relationships, im more confident in my football skills but i know i will get better

[skull9111]

who cares if there virgins im 16 and i want to wait for it to be right maybe so are they i just dont want to die a virgin

[elcondepatula]

i am 22, virgin, and still counting!! woo hooooo

[jfeltes]

@elcondepatula

Nice.... My bro lost his at like 28. Really it doesn't mean shit. However if you don't get laid people are gonna start wondering really strange things about you. However, fuck em who cares what people think.

[advertise4u]

18 years old and i'm still a virgin!

Let's see how long i will survive...

I guess that depends on my ugliness, body, hair, eyes, my dicks size, etc...

Oh Shiiit....

I'm never getting laid :(

[mefondlevagina]

@advertise4u I feel your pain. My username is just a fantasy.

[tybash]

@advertise4u

21st century, where you can fuck a whore for 20 bucks. Or fuck an oblivious blonde in parties.

[XpEAnUTBuTtERsUckSX]

@advertise4u You think you have it bad.

[chocolatecuban]

@advertise4u

aww don't talk about yourself like that, thats why you won't get any, not because of your physical features. Its your lack of confidence and high self esteem.

[jfeltes2]

@advertise4u

Sure you will. Cheer up there Bucko!

[jfeltes2]

@advertise4u

In fact you know how men have different sizes there are actually different sized vagina's out there. Some are shallow some are tight some are very deep. You just gotta find the right size for you buddy. So don't feel bad. ;) Theirs always pity sex.

[Hultovic]

@advertise4u Groom yourself, get some nice clothes, go out and be confident, i.e. yourself, and you will raise the odds of getting laid by a wide margin. Don't force it! Good luck buddy!

P.S. Girls like guys who are virgins, true story!

[Louisianabad]

@advertise4u u'll be alright

[jabrightlefthook]

@advertise4u all that can be changerd with hard work 

[pamme91]

@advertise4u Beat you... 19 and still virgin...

[advertise4u]

@pamme91

Not really.

I've made 19 meanwhile...lol

So.....GF

[TeeWeeQcKsteel]

@advertise4u hey don't give up!

[edgarreyes14]

Jesus should be there also .... lol

[angelofdeathx5555]

@edgarreyes14 so you realy bealive that?

[justRUNalex]

VIRGINS UNITE!

[talibkwali2]

everythings different, pussy iis great.!

[martooxxx]

rip gary u rock

[prettyinpink122921]

that's right!

that's not a place for a young women face to be!

[tokin420ganja]

RIP Gary Coleman

[Annelawliet]

lol. In some area or parts of the world its not big deal if ur a virgin. -.-'' And some reached 20's and we wouldn't mind.

[astroscorp2]

"Couldn't find a way to go down." He didn't want to, as he said. Ass. People can't believe that some just have wanted nothing to do with it....

[mihaimoldo]

thirty fucking 8? DAIUM, that's just stupid...

[Guillotine990]

What about Jesus?

[astroscorp2]

@Guillotine990 The spotless Lamb.

[LDMixer]

@Guillotine990

Mary of Magdalen

[fluentread]

rip gary

[JacobHedrickMMA]

Gary Coleman died today of a brain hemerage

[VLbadboyVL07]

IM A VIRGIN!