Buy a F*cking Can Opener!!!

[nicholaswwefan]

how u survive?

[seand67]

LMAO....Gotta love it. Happy New Year Dejuan!

[Charlestor]

your son is cute & funny just like u

[ebonyrenee1983]

Dejuan!!!! It's been a while your vids are still hella funny! A crazy black ass white woman huh?! Lol

[MrDman21]

Dejuan, get wifey an electric can opener for Christmas. lol

[treyatl2006]

I thought we were the only family that had problems with can opener lol...

[uniqueshajeeah]

@ 1:26 the look on your face was tooo much lol..

[jaided79]

"I'mma get me a real white woman" dead

[ithastobecatchy]

LOL I want to have you guys' relationship when I'm older! It's hilarious carefree and loving. Love it and love this channel, you guys are great! :D

[nyght4819]

lol crazy black ass white woman!!! lol

[lebeaugurl]

@nyght4819 LMAOOO!! "Fake ass black woman..." omg!!! He is crraaaaaazy! i love it. 

[PatrishaM]

TJ MAXX GOT GOOOOOOOOOD CANOPENERS "Kitchen AIDE"

[PatrishaM]

Dang' Lovely ass Memories your Sons gonna have of you TWO!!... haha oh I curse and say some stuff too but not every GODDAMN word!! OMG Chill...... Poor CHild!

But I agree ya'll funny!! and get your ass off the couch fool and HELP that baby Momma cuz he going Balistic!

[Palpac]

lol why didn't she get a can opener when the kid was at school and he was at work. lol.

[JiaIreland]

Dang all that cussing with the child there lol

[arsen99ify]

this is a very funny channel. spread the word about this channel.

[Bxcutie718]

you and your wife got me cracking up over a can opener lmfao oh lord!!!

[tapout954]

OK so email me your address and ill mail you a can opener LOL! Tapout954 @aim.com

[troyizzle9983]

LMFAO That shit was was tooooo funny from 4:31 to 4:44 (WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DEJAUAN) ( PICK YA FUCKIN KID UP FROM SKOOOOOO) LMFAO she is crazy ass hell. O I LOVE IT THOUGH

[amaze86]

................Glad i'm not a man lol

[thatssoreika]

Hey Dejuan! It's Butcheek! What can I say, another great vid! Lol

[akaider]

real white with pink feet! lol

[Trock316]

lmao

[MrRYANHAYES78]

he sounds like heavy d..

[goldenbeauty2010]

I thought i was the only one who screamed like ur WIFE lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mz59Fifty]

That panda king line will never NOT be funny lmao.. But real talk Dejuan, dont ever leave your wife cause I swear she gonna take yo ass to the cleaners!! Have CHSUP right under federal on that check baby haha!

[xDistinction]

This is why we have the internet. Great video thank god it was in my reccomended

[LiLDijanae91]

I love yall 2 lmao

[LawdMyEyes]

TOMATO FUCKIN' SOUP!!!! lmaooooo

[Taynaidlerz]

Somewhere a dominican woman is watching this and saying (in spanish) aiiight...I'm good right here on my island...them Americans crazy! LOL

[keilaknightxox]

LOL i love when she cuts you off , your son better learn how to cook soon!

[compaqbowl]

"where da f' was you"

"slee..."(pause)(thinks changes words)

[dejuanptv]

@compaqbowl lol yep!

[mainmanmoose]

gonna get a white girl, with pink feet! lmfao!!! hahahahahah

[lhamlett]

I would rather go and get the can opener (from a side store) than hear that, couldn't you DVR the movie. And when I got home I would have got the big piece of chicken and watched my movie in peace. But i'm not married so i cant image what the reprecussion might be for giving in to demands a wife. You might be getting can openers or something else everytime you try to sit down and relax, from now onward.

[artsy282]

We are not cursers (LOL) Dejuan how y'all keep little D from saying bad words??? Y'all are too funny though.

[dejuanptv]

@artsy282 believe me..show me someone who didn't grow up around cursing and i'll show u someone who's full of shit. He knows not to curse just like we knew. You know why we curse? Cause this is our damn house. I only responded to ur question because it wasn't judgmental. Our parents said 'when u pay bills you can say whatever u want...IN YO OWN HOUSE!' Its a whole bunch of! other shit people need to be worried about than us cussing. I just laugh at the comments. Curse or go crazy...

[artsy282]

@dejuanptv

Thanks for answering. You and your wife keep me rolling. Hey but you right you in your own house. You can definitely do as you please. Kia keep it gansta though (LOL)

I been a subbie for a minute cause your little boy has grown up before my eyes.

[robyn2288]

@dejuanptv

I was raised in a REALLY religious home...so there was no cursing, nor was there cursing at school. I didnt even know there was a such thing. I do think, when you guys do it, it's hilarious. lil dude hears u guys and pays u no mind. too cute lol

[25legoman]

@dejuanptv my dad curses and i think its funny and my mom says you can do/say whatever you want when you move out and i laugh evreytime thinking im going to say the same shit to my kids

[lebeaugurl]

@dejuanptv hahahha!! I believe that! I grew up around a cursin-ass mama who was strict as all hell.She would beat us (back in the late 80's/early 90's when it was OKAY to DISCIPLINE your damn kids!), if we EVER, ever said bad words. Shit, I was so afraid of her, that I would not even THINK to say cuss words at SCHOOL, when I was away from her and around my bad friends! LOL... i "Felt" that some way, shape or form, she would find out! SO YES, I agree with you DEJUUUUANNNN! *Kia voice*

[Neog2]

lol fake white, with lil lips to funny.

[Neog2]

I'm gone get the biggest damn can opener they got haha!!!

[SwaggerQueenzz]

THIS IS SOO TRUE.,

[BrittneyDominique]

love the knife!

[00579G47]

lol

[hyperhashez]

im so excited that dejuan replied to my comment!!! <3

[dejuanptv]

@hyperhashez well hellooooo hyperashez:0) love you!!! Glad to make you smile...have a wonderful day!!!

[cleatusjr20783]

Just get the damn can opener, Dejuan....lol

[TheNosi87]

5:39 lmao!!! 

[TheBoomshine]

LOL man, this on some modern Jeffersons type shit. The Porters.

[jayjarell2]

should have got the pizza

[yahgurliecree]

LMFAOO "crazy ass black white woman , fake white " i love you guys

[MsCarrineDenise]

haaa i just love yall .

[NICEHAIR89]

Crazy ass white black woman lmfaoo

[mshighlyfavored88]

I love yall man real talk!

[GirlyFascinations]

y'all cuss a lot in front of the child but funny but smh

[Dearden2007]

Wow you guys both talk to each other crazy! I wonder how you two are able to talk to each other and not hate each other! I'm glad though you two are able to get along!

[lewtz]

With Pink Feet!! lol man you forever ignorant, both of y'all

[dakingofhearts]

girl you lucky in front of all these people LOL!!!

[dakingofhearts]

LMAO!!!!! i gotta big ass engagement ring FOR MY NEW CHICK...AND SHE GON BE WHITE.she aint gon be fake white like..she gon be real white WITH PINK FEET! lil bittie lips and she gon swollow LMMFAO oh lawd have mercy dats HILARIOUS! and how dare you say that to a black woman LOL you playin wit fire boy lol OMG

[lakers6225]

how do u deal with this lol



[rachel13rumph]

"You saying that SHIT in front of my child and we are not cursers" :) Yeah right lls

[wsm34]

with pink feet lol...too funny!!

[SSanf]

Just open the damn cans for her!

[kdub099]

OH MY GOD!! LMAO @ PINK FEET!!! nooooo!!! lmao!!! That voice at 4.40 that high pitch?! LMAO!! She was pissed kml!! You better go buy that damn can opener, I believed her when she say she "gone kick yo ass" lmao!

[itsTechJay]

Man.... is all im gonna say lol

[dejuanptv]

@itsTechJay girl u already know what it is....shit don't stop up in here.

[kgittens21]

your wife is so funny. I love her angry vocie:-)

[tst3000]

Dejuan you lied at the end of this mu fuckin video lol

[facehunter504]

I'M NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER GETTING MARRIED.. THANKS FOR TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM Dejuan lol

[dejuanptv]

@facehunter504 somebody does mang! Lol...I like in-house pussy so marriage works for me. Can't trust these chicks nowadays. Still ya dick in something and explode. Lol

[facehunter504]

@dejuanptv You aint lying lol

[donkam235690]

haha " real white with pink feet and little lips" another classic

[mainscoop250]

lmao real white with pink feet...

[GreenmanCGM]

Crazy ass black ass white woman LMAO 4:39 LOL

[coyel]

this channel has fucking enriched my life

[dejuanptv]

@coyel glad to be of service.

[augirl4eva]

fake white!!! LOL!!!!  lmao

[urbangeek007]

Lol@pink feet, dude just buy frozen veggies next time and save yourself the drama.

[dejuanptv]

@urbangeek007 that's the thing...I wanted 'early'the peas. Only come im that silver ass can. Lol kilt myself.

[MickeyMouse016]

Lmao!

[iRapStarRipzTraqkz]

LMFAO.wow he said "she aint going to be fake white like you".

[hyperhashez]

@dejuanptv loool ohh Goood!!! u make roll on d floor everytime!! ima get 2 big symbols and that gonna b ur can opener!! the bit that really got me was big ass engagement ring 4 my new gf she gne b white she anit gne b fake white like u with pink feet lllllllllllllloooooooooooollll­lllll!!!! u luckily in front of all these ppl!! dejuan u need 2 b on d big screen ASAP!!!

[dejuanptv]

@hyperhashez u lucky in from all these people comes from 'i got the hook up' with master p. Dude was about to beat his girl down in the park...but it was a gang of people out there. He said 'wait til we get home ima beat yo muthafucking ass!' Lol

[big89shorten]

wat im trippin off wat humanbing whould dislike this?

[fapplejuice]

I dont know what it is but Mrs Dejuanp Is sexy when she is yellin...

[blissHeavenly]

Hahahahahahaaaaaa crack me up you two x

[johee626]

fake white LMAO that was wrong hahaha

[johee626]

wow lol I'm glad I don't yell like that. but, if that was me, I would just take my ass to the store and buy a can opener. I'm an army wife. we have no choice but to be independent.

[tommyboy1061]

yo dejuan i think yall hilarious man,but you better get that damn can opener

[sunnee382]

Hell naw Kia, don't let him take you to PandaKing!

[yomarita17]

LMAO

[yomarita17]

I feel sorry for LilDejuan lol , besides all.. Whats wrong with the can opener that she already has? And why do you let her talk to you like that? Lol

[allyluvable]

i can't tell when shes playing or really mad lol!

[123sherylin]

..... wait.. did you say CARB FREE macaroni??????? yuuuuck!!!!!

quick tip... get a couple of can openers from the dollar store... you always need to have a back-up...

[iwant2cthatass]

Dejuan....Take yo ASSS to the second hand store in your area and buy that woman a electric can opener. I sure you will pay less than five bucks. SN: I would be scared to eat anything she cook.......she is MAD as Hell about a can opener. I don't think so.....you all need to sit down a have a real talk. It's not about the can opener ;)

[starrchild1972]

Lol! I love it!

[Soulprodisiac]

you two need a reality show lmao. too damn funny.

[sheka03]

lol at least you still istening

[916edward]

get her an can opener before she guts u with that knife .. lol

[dagreatcapri82]

Lil D knows better than to cuss. He's smarter than that. It's like me, I grew up around cussing all my life and loved hearing it. But I knew who to not say it around. But then there was kids I hung around who came up from "perfect" families and now they are loose and crazier than a water bug because they were crazy to begin with. LOL! Trust me I know! People are who they are regardless.

[SuperJewelzz]

oh gosh i love these vids

[SuperJewelzz]

lmao crazy black ass white woman

[101unique]

lmbo

[SuperJewelzz]

lmao ya own son know how to cook

[tubbzmayn]

lolol and people think we lightskin people supposed to be nice lol

[pebblewebbles1]

Your wife screams way to fucking much lols

[yokoatearock]

haha 

[SuperJewelzz]

lmfao



[indianqueen90]

she gon be white!! not fake white like you!!!! lol

[indianqueen90]

yall are like the perfect family. even though yall fight and argue...i know yall love each other. i love watching all your videos. i wish you the best!



[ethiopkik]

felt sorry for the child:(

[dejuanptv]

@ethiopkik believe me, he's alright...don't know why everyone is worried about my son. we're doing more for him than a lot of parents who never have their kids are doing. believe me, he's good. this must be the first videos you've seen. our son is taken care of...

[andthisgirlislara]

@dejuanptv Babe me too I dont get it why everyone so worried about Lil Doo....seriously guys, this family is so fun and chill and full of colors all the time....the child is just as expressive and fun as the parents....!

[SpcE4Wife]

@dejuanptv i think he/she just worried bc you guy's curss alot and scream, yell around him. and that kinda stuff a kid picks up. i worry about that alot. just as long as you talk to him after all this mess you two do around him and see what he thinks and if he is okay.. it's just up to you. =)

[ethiopkik]

@dejuanptv Then I'm sorry for judging you too quickly. I actually went and watched more videos. And now I've a different view of you and your family.Thanks for sharing:)

[sheka03]

@ethiopkik u worried bout the wrong thing, this is a comedy video, he aint getting beat and dnt look, if you watch his other videos you will how spoil and smart he is!!!!

[yomarita17]

Dejuannnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!! :)