Asshole Mario 2 Stage 5

[LoneRookRS1]

5:30 hahahaha! I love the cruel sense of humour this game has. :D

[deathfalk]

'1.'

[wolverestskyrider]

9:00 to 9:30 I was yelling fall, fall, faaaaallll, just because that would have been so funny!!!

[wolverestskyrider]

3:15, OMG IT'S THE CHECKPOINT! Voice in the background. Don't do it, IT"S A TRAP!!!

[MrVulgaris]

3:32 It sure takes a lot of Japanese characters just to say "You're fucked"

[Kayleots]

@MrVulgaris It says something about elevators, actually... can't quite tell what...

[KDT008]

3:54 its like a game of falldown but its fallup lol

[QFuzzle]

Follow the yellow ring road.

[CaptainKris]

did anyone else notice that the falling spikes at 4:10 look exactly like the spikes in dungeons from Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past

[Lrbearclaw]

I wish you would post the translations for the Japanese so we all can enjoy it... but... DAMN I love these.

[DarKNeSSCaLLeD22]

5:31

WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!

[mrouw]

@sibladeko what does you mean with "danmaku Mario!"? I dont get this xD

Otherwise, great run. ^^ love the part when Takemoto leads you in the wrong direction with the coins xD

[BellreaReign]

エレベーター　コインが最後に　裏切った　道標だと　思ってたのに

7:50からがやらしいー。

[meowistforlife]

with a friend like the guy who programmed this game who needs enemies

[Trym1994]

@meowistforlife I was thinking they couldn't have been very good friends...

I mean, C'MON!

[HailBlazR]

9 people actually decided to play this game >.>

[Armalizilto]

As an mad rage-filled player, playing this will turn your anger into sadness.

[elijahpryor]

This game is why I don't play video games religiously anymore... I remember breaking my SNES because I couldn't beat the damn game.

[Deadpool948]

6:18 Why I was I so expecting it...

[omalor]

I'm surprised by the act of mercy from this game, by providing a trail of coins to show you the way!

[Yonkage]

@omalor

Oh yes, until the end when they lead IN THE WRONG DIRECTION to a pipe that crushes you like a bug...

[siradmiralbanana]

He got a whopping 1 star at the end!

[thefrigiddemands]

I'm convinced all the black boxes have to say are "you're fucked."

[Megamean09]

This level looks painful even for a kaizo mod.

[RukiaIcigo]

This map so fun~

[DualShooter]

LOL the coins lied to him :D

[MrVulgaris]

Asshole Mario is kind of like Whose Line Is It Anyway... the points just don't matter

[GoingCrazy909]

this video probally take a year to make

[shadowyoshigamernerd]

one star point at the end...

[KDT008]

wish the black box thingys were english

[DanielSmith604]

I'd start breaking stuff after the 500th death

[supermark64]

poor yoshi :(

[Konqueror1989]

@supermark64 10 secs ingame!

[kambound28]

8:40 That Chargin' Chuck tackled Mario O_O

[ouchDX]

5:29

Good thing there's that trail of coi-

5:31

... Nevermind.

[DivinephoeniX69]

i bet jigsaw created thhis game

[MaskedAssailant08]

Bowser stepped his game up

[damnyoustamos]

So cruel. Give you a Yoshi only to take him away...

[MephilesSolaris]

Touhou Mario XD

[ECHOES2131]

3:23 that´s the most unfair dead i ever seen

[mixbraulio]

05:29 thats what i call "fuck the player"

06:05 yay! yoshi! :D

06:15 Good Bye yoshi xD!

[sasquach37]

11:27, I could actually feel his pain

[torent553]

same as kaizo 2

[Whitewolf122688]

1:45 glitch lol

3:16 oops...

6:01 celebration!

[JirachiMaster007]

Those piranha plants need a dentist...

[RyunSharp]

The creator of this game is an utter TROLL!

[TripleJump333]

This level is already crazy... the background wants to make the player dizzy... lol

[Astonish]

06:30 Yay I finally did it! Wait... DOGGONE IT!!!!!

[KuchLoim]

6:35 LOOOOL

[bensmith3200]

"Six million ways to die; choose one."

[Doctorgib]

@bensmith3200 si-si-si-six million ways to die; choose one one one one...

[TheRyanNation]

its raining fish!!!

[theonemeflipee]

@ 5:30 betrayal by the coins.

[kop3leto]

1:00 Gotta follow the train... OR ELSE!...2:33 Look at the upper bullets! They speak for themselves.<3... 5:26 You can't get any dirtier...

[alpha5romeo]

@ 5:26 LOL

yeah i gotta say since ive seen some of these other levels I saw this coming.. but it doesnt make it any less entertaining

[cybernerd129]

That background hurts my eyes.

[s055623]

wow, I have this game in GBA!

[Deliciousfruit233]

You mean the original, right? They'd NEVER release this hacked version on the GBA.

[DeoxysAndMew]

kaizo mario always have good quality of games and difficulty too

[kiikasi]

あなたのためにエレベークーをせっちしました。

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^­^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

That is from 3:34 and I have no idea what it means :S Slang maybe? That I do understand is:

In your purpose, elebeck *Something*。

Can anyone help? :S

[isomanatees]

Not "elebeck." It's "elevator." It was a タ instead of a ク.

Basically: For your benefit, I made an elevator.

[kiikasi]

It just looked like a "ku" to me at that time I guess :/ I'm better now though. Language learning T.T

[hareoli]

4:35 RAINING FISH!!!

[kiikasi]

むずかし！！！！！ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

muzukashi. It means difficult/difficulty. The w's are the equivilent of "lol" in Japan. The more w's, the funnier you think something it! :D

[trungvuongk2]

they should call it hardcore mario

[mrmus86]

wtf?!

[Alecrex]

5:32 lmfao!!! XD

[Terrorysta50]

really annoying

[omghitbycar]

aww man, that is terabl,

that is terable,

that guy is a nucklhead

[VegasPoker]

the background is bad enough

[crimsonx190]

At 0:13

That's Japanese for "LULZ YOU'RE SCREWED :D"

[MHZNOMISS]

the quality of this video went down :(

[silverdoe121]

00:50 SUICIDE!

3:17 that´s pure EVILNESS!!

3:40 thought it was a bonus stage??.. WRONG

[Southernmetalhippie]

Takemoto isn't that bad.

If he were a true asshole, he would make you get all the coins.

[TimGraupner]

r kiba is gonna kill t takemoto or himself

[FeralXDD8]

5:30

flat up deception

[woods72]

sometimes 99 lives not enough :P

[marioman102594]

lolz i want this game to be turned into a super mario brothers frustration like commentary, "This is ______ worse than an R.L. Stine Book."

XD

[NUFFSAIDNIGGIA]

wow compared to the american version this shit is way harder

[ackerman88]

wow at 8:41 It looks like the jumping chuck is saying fuck you mario die.

[PaulPower99]

5:30

LMAO

[Einehagen]

06:00 = Happy dance! :D

[TheCheatingBastard]

love how after all that work and effort, blood and tears, he only got 1 star

[rko858]

i start off with 5 lives??? thats even more evil!!

[Saxisai]

9:31 - soooo much jumping

[KoopaDude94]

10:45 He keeps finding new ways to incorporate that obstacle in the game.

[mariozone365]

05:30 that is evil!

[pussylikcer90004]

This is too easy. T. takemoto should be ashamed of themselves. I can create harder levels than that.

[coollord300]

every can but this is one that you can actually beat

[maneater96]

I like to see you try

[RaphaelOiwa]

its a Piece of cake Haha !

[Mrtedwagner]

i lold so hard at 6:17 thats one BIG FUCK YOU right after giving him yoshi

[Mrtedwagner]

ROFL 3:17 is epic

[MHZNOMISS]

hahahahahahahaha, Suicide

jajajajajajajajajajaja, DIE!

[tonektaz]

LOL at 5:31

[ader541]

the song of death is burned into my brain

[indigopeach]

Nerves of steel!

[JumpZiom]

How to have 99x Lives ?? ;]

[puffthemagicbison]

I think you have to hack it.

[Kyogre9600]

this game is saying 2 things:

1. Kids! If you are stuck in a level, suicide!

2.If you wanna save, then DIE!

[Armalizilto]

3:43 Follow the trial of destiny!

[luojatietaa]

it has evil end...

[AugustoMoura88]

6:33 EVIL!

[mt15692]

5:30 hahhgaghahhgaha

[shwhjw]

5:33 i had a feeling that the path of coins was not to be trusted for too long... xD

[buciallstar]

that's what I call purely evil

that poor soul is just a toy for that treacherous creator of this game

[firemaka]

He finally gets to the end and gets crushed by the pipe

[TehDarkFoxx]

The background in the begining of the stage looks pretty annoying, It looks like it messes with your eyes while your focusing on the game.

0:44 Mario: @&%# *Commits Suicide*

3:15 - 3:17 Mario: Finally, a Save Point......$%@#

3:44 Mario: Oooooh Coins...*smush*

4:11 - 5:30 Mario: $%@&#$%@ *dodging like crazy..then gets squished by the pipe *

6:16 Mario: Damn-It I just got yoshi T~T *follows yoshi and fall into a pit of lava*

6:34 Mario: F%$#

[kattowitz3]

6:00 Victory Dance

[1XfuelX1]

does anyone know where to get asshole mario?!

[DynamoShark]

Read the description.

The original link has the files soemwhere

and on another video it has a direct link me thinks. I think AassHole mario 1 Stage 1 has the link.

[pieopolis2424]

the link doesnt work anymore, i googled it and am playing the game, hard as hell

[superbarukun]

3:16 total irony

[grotezaag]

hahha at 3:16 :P

[GuitarGOR]

i could not have the patience for this

[colinpoh]

I love the applauding at around 11:00..

[CrashCrazE13]

I agree! this is definitely similar to danmaku XD

[RaiderFan0208]

6:33 = asshole

[Cyron757]

I don't know why but I always lol when the Shoveling Chuck looks at the screen at 6:50 - 7:08. It's like he's telling the player: "Are you gonna jump or not?" XD

And at 7:53 - what an asshole moment that was ._.

[firedraco692]

lol 5:53 so misleading

[Mentaktar]

I would have hung myself by now.

[Ryuker920]

This.

[Armalizilto]

Yep, and a trillion times more! lol

[SonividSulegnaEkez]

3:17 - "Oh, yippee! Midway bar!" *jumps and falls* "MOMMAF***ERRRRRR!!!"

[eduardofvaldez]

how or where can i get this game to play it?

[monstdnt]

after all the he just gets a 1

[eltharion55]

55 deaths

[Fade2blak101]

um wtf? 1:46

[ElectrumZephyr]

R. Kiba probably wanted to fucking hack at someone with a butcher knife after doing all this...

[UltimaSquishy]

I know he got very angry at this.... his blood pressure is never going to drop after this.

[MankindCartoons]

the background is really disorienting.

[omalor]

yeah, you're right

[Xenokalnew]

10:01-10:11 suiside

[MarioLazar]

What does it say at 3:33 ? "Haha I tricked you you dumbass fuck?"

[eyesofnova]

lol at 5:30 when the coins lead him in the wrong direction. That was evil..

[artmanadvanced]

There were plenty of FFFFFFF moments here. XD

[SmokeRulz]

Halfway point was fucking awesome. He does a spinjump like "Yay I made it!" *DEAD*

[LastFencerWilder]

All of that work for 1 star lol

[fmaFan009]

The message at 3:35 says "I've provided an elevator just for you."

[Sevii2223]

3:35 FLYING PHISH :O

[sindiewen]

this map should be called Motion Sickness. because that DAMN background is starting to givce me motion sickness lmao

[Dunstgloeckchen]

I'm getting sick of that mother beeping background x__x

[mlup]

I completely forgot about the football guys with the shovels.

[kapfe93]

the background irritates me O_o

[ClayMasters300]

ಠ_ಠ

thats all i can say

[JukaDominator]

this level is possible to make on LBP

[skycombat]

05:57

YEYY!! I DID IT!! *goes random* *jumps and presses random buttons*

-two seconds later-

*DEAD*

[MimigaJoe]

I'm guessing the info box at 3:33 said something to the effect of "Look before you leap."

[minkyu61]

I tried to read it. (can read a bit of japanese)

I think it said something about elevators.

[ricamorte]

lmao 7:53 owned!

[baraka459]

5:33, aww so close. that was mean lol

[n5d25d90]

XD I love these videos!

Butt-hurt @ 5:30

[VIMaggotVIBrainzVI]

6:34 LMAO invisible blocks never get old!

[Darthcgs]

why did it say this video is nolonger avaible when I just saw it weird

[shadowfan18]

1:16 and that's why bullet bills suck

[PiPikachu206]

diyadiya diyadiya diyadiya diyadiya um bom :3

[godsdragon]

5:30 That was pure evil....Lmao!

[lightning9222]

sry, but this was actually one of the easier levels for me

[ChainBreakerHQ]

06:47 You could die on the spot without Yohshi?

[Polterguist666]

This is the longest stage I have seen so far.

[erkkola]

saatanan hintti, ei ketään kiinnosta nähä sataa kertaa kun kuolet tos pelis :@

[vampireheart1986]

I wish they guy playing would've included audio of him. I bet there was a lot of swearing going on.

[gradgt]

this is so genius...

[Dinker27]

6:24-6:50

The game creator giveth and taketh away Yoshi like Chuck Norris gives you a chance to recover after a roundhouse kick. :(

[Scrax702]

u no i just realized sumtin a white person could never play this cuz they wouldnt have the patience to do and they would get all pissy. thats y it has to be an asian guy. go asians wooh

[gamidragon]

lmfao ALL OF THE ANIME IN THIS GAME?

Fail less. Please.

[Firionmasa]

Another useless racist bastard, I see, Scrax.

[brocobox]

the elavator of DEATH!!!

[Tinypig13]

nice :)

[AnarchyIsSuper]

the second part of thi stage mario is pretty jewish...risking his life to follow gold coins

[dude2000676]

why does everyone use jew as an insult

[lokizoltan69]

cuz people are dipshits... its sad but true haha

[dude2000676]

oh well

as far as im concerned, those people are the same people who think hitler had the right idea