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  • Congrats, you gave a great example of base 10 and the patterns it produces. And, as BigBraing points out, wasn't the bible written in Latin? Not to mention the millions of word combinations that would get you 100 or 101. Watch the video called Why Coincidence Means Nothing.

  • That's a shit!

    The alphabet comes from latim,then the words you must use is not in english,in latim!

    Love of god=deus caritas

    Deus caritas=4+5+21+19+3+1+18+9+20+­1+19=120

    Try another languages,this don't make any sense!

  • ACCEPT ATHEISM=

    1+3+3+5+16+20+1+20+8+5+9+19+13 = 123%

    Holy crap! Look at the beautiful pattern! It must be the truth.

  • tim tebow watches this before everygame

  • it's called a pattern. the number line was made by man btw... jfs

  • Pithy! The various numerical pyramids may explain a great deal about ancient numerical symbolism. If you can find copies, take a look at Ernest McLain's books "Pythagorean Plato" and "The Myth of Invariance" Biblical and other ancient cosmologies were allegories or perceptions based upon mathematical relationships.

  • GOD/n=GOD

  • What the fuck is this? This is mathematical/coincidental/base 10 bullshit. This is no proof for GOD. What sad ass fuck would ever 1. Trawl through hundreds of combinations of words to find ones that have high percentages 2. Hide secrets in the number system for some delusional fuck to be amazed by. This video actually hurts.

  • So essentially, if we assign a number per letter then write 'godislove' we get 101; that is your proof for the existence of God? And I thought Paley's reasoning was bad... You are an imbecile and should never, ever, ever, even hope to dream of doing philosophy or mathematics again.

  • OBVIOUS TROLL

  • If there was no symmetry, mathematics probably wouldn't be as popular as it has become, nor as valuable. It actually proves nothing. As much as scientists like to tell you that mathematics is the underlying language of the Universe, this is in fact just an illusion. Mathematics is a conceptual tool that we use to understand and predict events within our conceptual framework. It is only valid for humanity.

  • This is pure fail. Granted math can have symmetry as does geometry and chemistry. That doesn't equal proof for god of the holy babble, jesus the jewish zombie, heaven or hell. Nice try, though I'm pretty sure you could take that math knowledge and put it to better use than half assed apologetics that only convince the converted. Just a suggestion.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA the stupidity of this video cracks me up. @Dracpool & @slippedonturd - you guys are awesome.

  • What if you change the radix does it still work?

  • kill me with fire

  • Hmm, this is not a proof...

    You've only shown illustrations...

    Can the number patterns prove that God exists?

    Yes, it is amazing to see how those patterns are formed, but remember, numbers are only human convention

    Plus

    You've said, If: A,B,C,D...

    can be represented by : 1,2,3,4...

    what if not?

    But don't get me wrong. I too am believing that God exists.

    It is only that this video is not a proof.

  • All hail to big bang!

  • Wow, there is system in numbers, who would have thought? Amazing divine numbers! This is extraordinary proof! This phenomenon wouldn't be possible if it weren't for the almighty power of god! Truly amazing!

  • Steaming hot threesome two hot ass lesbians=460%, that's what I'm going with.

  • God is English, American or Australian ha? And speaks English. Oh yeah. Abso-fuckin-lutely. Yeah. :D

  • Nice enjoyable video made with love, God bless you too!

  • I was looking for some revision for my philosophy exam on the existence of God and came across your video, it is truly amazing. I thoroughly enjoy maths and believe in God and feel that this video has strengthened my view. Thank you!

    (Although I cannot reference this in my examination- excellent video)

  • That was very good as a matter it was over the top.

  • Can you imagine how far SUPERCALAFRAGILISTICEXPEALIDOC­IOUS would take you?

  • Oh look there are PATTERNS in MATH. That sure proves that god exists!

    To anyone who thinks that this in anyway proves god's existence: GTFO and take a 6th grade math class, dumbasses.

  • this is some of the stupidest shit I've ever seen

  • Wow! And I just got done bitching at an atheist for using math based on assumptions to disprove the existence of God; At least his logical construction was sound. I'm really not sure quite what to do with this one. I guess if the intent was to hand people on the atheist side of the fence a bunch of ammo, then....Mission accomplished! --I guess.

  • the reason the numbers work this way, is because humans created math to describe the world around them and chose decimal to do this its a result of the consistency of our counting system, not god sending secret messages through man made numerical patterns. i believe in god AND logic and your only demonstrating your ignorance with a video like this. please re-evaluate your relationship with religion, its not healthy to be obsessed.

  • If you beleave this, how can you beleave in god?? It's Shirk!!!

  • Lol what a dipshit! In the beginning he was fascinating over symmetric number patterns like he was some in-bred 3rd grader who has never seen advanced math.

    Oh and according to my deductions off of your "findings", your god discourages freethinking, encourages zombies, and preaches a life-style of mediocrity that is void of hardworking.

  • Eric Cartman = 105%

    You are dumb = 100%

    Ronald McDonald = 112%

    Your IQ = 80%

    I'm religious, but using mathematics to prove something is stupid. Mathematics say that a square is a perfect circle, does that sound right?

  • LOLOLOL How does exactly that suposse to proof the existence of god?

    It just proof that mathematics (which are defined by us, not by god) are cool and that you're retarded, or a troll(but because of you having a page about this, then you're not a troll and are 101% retarded)

  • I like how he supposes that an artificial juxtaposition of numbers on an arbitrary amount of arbitrary symbols adds up to an amount exceeding an arbitrary number when using an arbitrary phrase in an arbitrary language and this somehow proves the usefulness and validity of the aforementioned phrase.

  • I get 153% with masturbation! woohoo!

    13+1+19+20+21+18+2+1+20+9+15+1­4 = 153%

    I live a good life... :-)

  • You spaz

  • Im christian and i think this is retarded, sorry

  • Utterly meaningless...

  • I'm almost certain that this is a parody. It has to be. No one is this diluted to believe that this is proof of anything other than he can add. Especially since the english language didn't come until a long time after the bible.

  • I only view this because i want the song name ^_^

  • I believe in God. But this is no proof.

  • If this ISN'T a joke, I pity the uploader...

    Funny how this only works in ONE of the many languages among humans.

    some people have WAY too much confirmation bias, and joke or not, this is a fine demomstration of the sort that many religious folk use.

  • This merely uses symbolic logic to prove him/her/it, thats all

    Geezus

  • I beleive in God, but this is not going to prove that God's real...

  • ... Those numbers come up in basic mathematics because it's a linear system.

  • ..what is this

  • AHAHAAHH!! OMG Is THIS GUY SERIOUS?? XDDD

  • I believe the comments beneath and the highest rated ones excrete my point.

    This is bullshit.

  • WOW you can change numbers to equal what you want them to! Good job!

  • E-N-J-O-Y-L-I-F-E

    5+14+10+15+25+12+9+6+5=101

  • OK, you found some mathematical algorithms.

    How in any way does this prove God?

    A Rubik's cube has some pretty sick algorithms to it, doesn't mean a Rubik's cube is god.

  • This is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever seen to justify proof of god.

  • lmfao

  • how does this prove existence of God. All you did was that loveofgod equaals 101% there are alot of other ways to for example ATHEISMRULES.

  • FUCK YOU

    6+21+3+11+25+15+21= 102%

    and that beats the love god one

    and that is a super BURN!

  • Seems kind of unfair that anyone who doesn't speak the English language is denied this 'proof' of god. 

    And it's truly ironic that mathematics, which is the language of nature, would have been the perfect choice if you wanted to formulate some proof of god, for precisely that reason.

    Next time I'm asked 'What does X = ' I will be able to state categorically, without any further deliberation,

    'it is 24...

    ...percent.'

  • OOOOOh I get it God is from London.

  • this proofs god? seriously how dumb can a person be..

  • because having the letter A in a word.. and living by that word means that your life is 1% better. yeaaaahh..... i see it... and living by P-I-Z-Z-A means your life is 78% fulfilled. (i think... did it quick in my head) ... thumbs up for logic.

  • And what if we use a different alphabet, say Spanish? Or a different numbering system, say hexadecimal? What a narrow and ethnocentric view of proof.

  • You have once again proven how stupid and gullible Christians are. Only very few know well why they believe what they believe, you are not one of those clearly...

  • @jayteean Unfortunately, I am forced to agree with you. "Mathematical proof" that God exists? I would call this video a peice of crap. If the person's aim was to convert atheists, then he/she failed. As a matter of fact, I received the same message in a chain mail. /:O People assume that God doesn't exist, simply because it is MUCH easier to prove that a god doesn't exist than it is to prove that a god does exist.

  • F-U-C-K-J-E-S-U-S = 6 21 3 11 10 5 19 21 19

    Add that shit up.

    You get 115.

    Put a percentage on it.

    You get 115%.

    Whats that mean?

    FUCKING NOTHING! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

  • OBEY SATAN =

    14+2+5+25 +19+1+20+1+14 = 101%

  • @Dracopol Actually it equals 102%. I believe in God, but this is silly proof, except for those interesting patterns in the beginning of the video. But the alphabet calculation would only work for one language so it can't be proof.

  • @Dracopol OBEY SATAN actually is:

    15+2+5+25 +19+1+20+1+14 = 102%

    So that will get you even further.

  • @Dracopol actually it is far more simple than that, you don't need all this math to prove god is right, look 7>666 I learned this in first grade

  • @ixsetf God is never right; belief in God can only end two ways: clutching your guts in a jungle in Guyana as you drank the poison cyanide Kool-Aid like your religious leader told you to, or living out your life only half-religious, never truly committed to the precepts of your religion enough to move away, isolate yourself from the "sinful" world, and clutch your guts in a jungle in Guyana as you drank the poison cyanide Kool-Aid like your religious leader told you to.

  • @Dracopol if you didn't realize that was satire, i.e. the false statement 7>666

  • @Dracopol just sprayed my keyboard with coffee......totally worth it!

  • This is at least shorter and marginally more entertaining than the other mathematical proof of god's existence on youtube.

    god definitely exists in base 10 english if a % sign is something you can arbitrarily put behind a number as it meant something.

  • You'r just playing around with numbers and letters. You could do the exact same thing to prove Atheism.

  • To quote the hangover, "you are literally too stupid to insult."

  • This is no more ridiculous than any other argument for god... but sadly, some people are out there thinking  "wow.. that's soooooooooooo true..."

  • ok i believe in god and even i dont get how this can proove he/she exists. i do this with mine n boys names in the back of my school book its all coincidence

  • 1) Man created math and it is not a universal language or principle.

    2) Manipulation of simple math doesn't prove god exist. I could be over 100% with that system on many things. For example G-O-D-I-S-N-O-T-R-E-A-L is 132 and with this logic I know that since 132 ismore than 101 that this is a bigger truth than "god is love". Using that same logic it appears that F-A-I-T-H falls a bit short of hardwork and knowledge and thus if you rely on faith your short changing hardwork and knowledge.

  • GOD = 26%

    Atheism = 75%

    Looks like Atheism takes the lead. Sorry, Brotato.

  • how about this? IM GOD YOU MUST OBEY ME AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY OR I WILL SEND YOU ALL IN THE BUTTHOLE OF HELL WHICH WORSE THAN HELL BY A BUTTHOLE!! = A MILLION KAZILLION BILLION or something

  • @EliasJordan3 lmfao dude

  • Boring.

    100% means 100/100 which means 1.

    So, in case of HARDWORK; 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98 (Or 9800% and not 98%)

    Even in case the your math is right, I couldn't get the proof. You can add random words and make numbers, what does it have to do with the existence of the God.

  • I'm sorry, but no.

  • As good as any of the other arguments for God.

  • @SamWiseGingy

    Probably the best out of all of them.

    Well, At least this Christian can do math. That's a new one for them.

  • @WrathSlayerX thats a low blow dont you think

  • I know I'm just copying everyone else here, but I have to have in on this, it's just too funny.

    H-I-T-L-E-R = 73%

    J-E-S-U-S = 74%

    Really? God's son? And seeing how God and God's son are one, God is 1% above Hitler? Really?

  • hahahaha this is the dumbest thing I've EVER seen!

  • The mathematics works because it's base 10. Base 11, 12, or any other would behave with similar regularity. And you can find any meaning in numbers you want, for good or bad, if you look hard enough. This is numerology, an ignorant trick which requires much time and little capacity. And last I checked, the catholic church condemned numerology. But...uhhh.... If you are 10 years old or younger (which I suspect), I apologize for being so harsh. You'll learn.

  • LOL so i guess that if i dont speak english i cant never achieve to surpass my potential... poor rest of the world except canada and england i guess...!

    the part with the pretty numbers is just to make kids pay attention on a math class!

    bye!

  • Look how far god takes you...

    GOD = 26%

    And then...

    Me Myself and I =

    13 + 5 + 13 + 25 + 19 + 5 + 12 + 6 + 1 + 14 + 4 + 9 = 126%

    Anybody can make this up and extend or put words in front of a GOD and say it is mathematical proof. I feel sorry for you if you believe in this.

  • This is no proof. You stuck numbers together and thought ooo wow look its special because it's in ascending order. For fucks sake.

  • I hate it when people don't think their own argument through. According to your own logic love-of-devil would get you atleast 126%. The worst part is that you stole the credit of mathematics by insinuating god made it. People made mathematics, they deserve the credits.

  • @imorio God would've created logic though, which makes parts of the Bible even more ridiculous. God has created a universe where it's only logical to admit that we can't prove or disprove His existence, so by sending non-believers to Hell, he would be punishing His people for using a thought process that He invented...

  • @Svelter Erm, how does that relate to my comment?

  • @imorio Because I was saying that all logic would have been created by God, assuming that He created the universe (which I don't believe.) Then human beings invent mathematics as a language of logic. Ultimately, I was agreeing with you, in the sense that it's a crap video.

  • Uhm, what the fuck? I didn't find any facts at all? And where did you get that gay music?!

    If god excists because the bible and your twisted religion says so, then the world is flat, we where created by (there's a huge amount of versions of the bible) Gods Tears /God created Adam & Eva and they started to have sex (haha, They where hardly married, that's against the bible ^^) /God created Adam, who got bored, so god created Eva for him to ...play with?

  • This is the most retarded thing I've ever seen ever in my life ever.

  • Do these numbers match up to the original written language of the bible? If not this proves nothing.

  • You might not agree with the numerology or logic of this argument. But the point is, God is REAL. Deal with it. If not, then whatever, it's your life.

  • its called maths you idiot

    A-T-H-I-S-M I-S T-O-T-A-L-L-Y R-E-A-L = more than %101 you are a retard

  • this is the type of bullshit that makes me want to barge into a daycare and slit my throat all over the napping bodies of a dozen toddlers.

    People who seriously believe this shit need to go drink the punch already so the rest of us can move forward in life instead of beating our wives for under cooking a meal.Religion is the root cause of most of the violence we see today and by the way America was founded by a bunch of pompous white slave owning men who didn't want to pay their taxes.happy4th

  • Come on! I hope this is a satire or something, because if not, it would be the most stupid argument I've ever heard (seen, actually).

  • this is the most retarded thing i have watched all week

  • How come that this only works in english?

    What about hebrew and spanish?

    We must therefore conclude that all english speaking are god's chosen people.

    All that about the 12 tribes of israel was just a misinterpretation...

  • this is called numerology, not math

  • woooowwww this is good

  • God does not equate into adding numbers together.God forgives all men of all sins whether you belive in Him or not.

  • Is was very basic brand of encrypting 'English' letters into a code....but could you have had the same result with 'love of dog' =101.... and does the '%' sign have to be necessary for the numbers to total up?

  • This has got to be satire! LMAO very cute though. Religious Fail.

  • This Video proves nothing , anybody can come up with letters , and say "Hey Look Jhonny Can Spell! this must mean he is god?!"

    Honestly , if you believe in this then i shall congratulate you , and leave you be......

  • Hey 0:48. Do you know what a symmetry is? Seems you don't =/

    And I can prove anything else using this numbers, I use this to prove that the giant invisible pink horse that lives in my garage is real..

  • That proves nothing. It certainly does not even suggest anything about a god.

  • I am a student of physics in Bordeaux (France) and I must say that you dont have any mathematical understanding at all! belive me... :(

  • congratulations , you just proved god is a fake , THANK YOU

  • wtf? no offense whoever you are who uploaded this video, but this is stupid. have a nice day yourself anyway. please upload something sensible to prove god's existene. all that math stuff makes u look desperate.

  • that was beautiful bull shit

  • Go ahead, enjoy your life here :) Enjoy your sinful life...Well, I just feel sorry for you in the after life :(

    Take care buddy! God bless you!

  • @MSebastianMalinowski

    There's no such thing as an afterlife... When you die you die that means you do not exist anymore. There's no such thing as MsebastianMalinowsk. Once you have died you will only be a memory through others........

    So the Fact that you said "Sinners" would also apply to you as well for you are giving false information... Have a nice day!

  • @Cornelius151994 so go bore yourself to death. your doing it to us!

  • The funny things is that this shit looks like magic tricks to the uneducated (aka most devout Christians). It can actually be explained through VERY simple Number Theory.

    inb4 'god created number theory' ignorance.

  • if you can convert anybody with these proofs.... you can have them

  • *sigh* silly Christian stop doing drugs

  • @Ilikejpgs If you're such an atheist, then why on earth are you watching this video? Solely so that you may laugh at it? I'm no "great Christian," but even I know that you're missing the point of this video: not to give you concrete, scientific point of God's existence, no, for to do so is to defy the point of faith, but instead as inspiration to Christians. Thank you, for reading this comment, should you choose to do so, and thanks in advance for responding in a civil manner.

  • FUCK YOU = 6+21+3+11+25+15+21 = 102

  • There are so many flaws in that proof that it is unbelieveable. but since we're playing that game, then:

    THUDA1991 IS YOUR GOD=

    20+8+21+4+1+1991+9+19+25+15+21­+18+7+15+4=2178 %

    Thus, I am your god.

  • What the FUCK is this supposed prove? You take a bunch of numbers and letters, which are creations of man, and think you prove something? This is the worst shit I've seen in a long time, and I've seen The Incredible Hulk movie.

  • try that on some other language...have fun kids!

  • @gazela1993 The language of god is modern English, just ask any Christian American. But wait, that means god wasn't even around when the bible was written. How is that paradox expressed mathematically?

  • in french love of god translates into, l'amour de Dieu. 12+1+13+15+21+18+4+5+4+9+4+21 = 127 so does god love french people more?

  • wow...this is possibly one of the stupidest things i have ever watched...

  • Ye and if you type in in spanish DAR LAS NALGAS, meaning giving your ass so it can be tossed, it equals more than 100 percent, so never give more than a hundred percent unless you want your salad tossed,...ridiculous

  • google Doe's Account.

  • Convert these numbers into base 12 and cringe at your failure. Pattern recognition is something we are programed for.

    SCIENCEISTRUTH = 19+3+9+5+14+3+5+9+19+20+18+21+­20+8=173

    Then again this might be brilliant satire. Lets just hope people realize this and we don't go to a society revolving around (173)^(-1)

  • SAVE BABIES = 85%

    19+1+22+5+2+1+2+9+5+19

    ABORT BABIES = 94%

    1+2+15+18+20+2+1+2+9+5+19

    EAT ALL THE BABIES= 122%

    5+1+20+1+12+12+20+8+5+2+1+2+9+­5+19

    The choice seems clear.

  • @xlmeay this is a fun percentage word decoding lol G-O-D

    7+15+4=26% yea you see lol

    Atheist

    1+20+8+5+9+19+20 = 82%

    which is higer? lol

  • @tjinga2u1 higer? is that like a homo tiger? or do you mean higher

  • Is this for real or a joke? I sure hope it's the latter.

  • what about the ppor chinese people? they can't proof god exists... let's pray for them.

    gosh, this is stupid.

  • SMOKEPOT

    19+13+15+11+5+16+15+20

    =114 the more you smoke the higher you get :)

    SMOKEMOREPOT =...

  • Wow. I mean.... wow. How retarded must the other sperms have been if you got to the egg?

  • sarcasm? is so... haha?

  • He put "comedy" and "humor" in the tags so I suppose he isn't serious with this being mathematical proof. Even the mathematical systems doesn't make a God any more likely, they just shows there exists some kind of system in mathematics, wich we already knew.

  • ...this has nothing to do with anything...

  • That's great and believe me I believe in God but this does not prove anything.

  • I think this loon might want to learn about what constitutes a mathematical proof. If this (old and tired) claim was presented to a room full of mathematicians, the only result would be uproarious laughter.

  • wow. that was anticlimactic.

  • Someone was away when they taught about percentages in school. Who says the numbers corresponding to those letters are percentages? Percentages of what?

    "God is imaginary" = 151 "%".

  • That doesn't prove anything.

    P-I-E-C-E-O-F-S-H-I-T=115%

    so why don't we all just pray for a piece of shit? Lol

  • how does that prove god?

  • Even if your God existed, which I doubt, then he (she-it) has allowed its "children to kill each other by the millions for thousands of years and periodically amuses itself by killing off thousands with Tsunamis anbd earthquakes, even innocenchildren! Any entity who does not abide by the laws it expects others to use is selfish and egocentric, and certtainly not worthy of being empored further by anyones devotion or worship!

  • Why do you blame God if man chooses to kill man.

    Regarding natural disaster earthquakes: The earth has an active inner heated iron core, very important for life to exist in first place, without it cosmic radiation would strip this planet. Think of it as earths living heart. God equipped us with something to help us understand the natural NEEDED forces so we can better prepare, it is called a brain.

    Look beyond yourself and you just may actually see some of Gods goodness my friend

  • Can't wait for Dec 21, 2012. I suspect thousands of stupid humans will kill themselves off just because they think they are supposed to by Mayan edict? If God exists, he is really going to get a chuckle out of that!

  • You can't wait for 2012 because you suspect thousands will kill themselfs off.

    And you call God egocentric..!!

    People who think like you are the real probem with humanity!

  • it is called free will when someone decides to kill another would you rather have no free will or total free will? as for the Tsunamis and earthquakes some times its just time to go home.

  • Well, for that matter, "Satan is awesome" makes 164%. Then again, sleeping through life "ZZZ" still nets a nice 78%. C+ is good enough to pass.

  • You MORON! Why the hell did you pick english? Why not hebrew, the language god seems to love so much? Bet you'd get different results then.

    This was seriously the STUPIDEST, LAMEST attempt Ive EVER seen at proving god.

  • at the percents, 100% is equal to the maximum one can go with a reasonable limit, 2X100% is equal to 2, whereas 2X101% is 2.02, but that is going over a limit predetermined by a situation, like going 100 as fast as you can go, there is no way you can go 110% as fast as you can go.

  • Are you autistic? Thats nice.

  • I raged.

    You are so dumb.

    According to your chart "Ass Raping" is 104%. Acording to your chart, ass raping is higher than the love of god.

  • Hmm, numerology and argument from design, that's just crap. Go get schooled man, this vid is just fail.

  • Thats really cool. Thanks for posting :P

  • Thank you "welcomingallpeople" for the nice insight and data

    Don't be bothered by people who just want to fight whatever magic God puts before us, they will never learn, except those who God wants to gift to the right path. Stay up and running ;)

    Kindest Regards

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