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  • is it me or does anyone else remember this from shrek

  • Fuck... I think this is supposed to be gospel music people... Then why does it sound so goddam kinky? o.O

  • I don't now if this is the most epic win in the world or just the creepiest fail I've ever seen...

  • Great scene, the music made it really emotive, I totally loved that scene, and all the Zack Snyder's scenes. Great movie!

  • @MrFunnyWierd Emotive but in an awkardly way...

  • Un hombre va al doctor, dice que está deprimido, dice que la vida le parece cruel.

    Dice que se siente solo en un mundo amenazador en el que todo es vago e incierto…

    El doctor dice:

    “El tratamiento es simple. El gran payaso Pagliacci está en la ciudad. Esta noche, vaya a verle. Eso le animará.”

    El hombre estallá en lágrimas

    Dice:

    “Pero doctor… yo soy Pagliacci

  • I don't have a problem per say with the sex scene, but wish it would have been cut/shortened in the theatrical cut in favor of Hollis Mason's death scene.

  • was an awesome scene and the perfect song

  • the voice of this guy is a mental rape

  • @SleepingwithaSpirit Well, if you enjoy rape, then yes.

  • I was watching this movie with my family(yes, we taught that this was just a normal yet violent superhero movie...until this scene came along. Oh, the awkwardness....

  • @doane1981 Heh it is by no means a superhero movie. Its completely different

  • Awesome soundtrack for awesome movie.

  • This Is Almost As Good As The Jeff Buckley Version !! lol

  • @neild79uvf This came first you Jerk Off!

  • @LuciaRoseRed Really ??

    I Know that FFS !!!

    Just saying that Buckley's version is miles better...

    Buckley has a better voice, is more passionate & you can tell he means every word he sings.

    Download the Grace album & listen, before you pass judgement in future......

    Buckley Vs Cohen ?

    NO CONTEST

  • It has nothing to do with who spectre or nightowl were, the point is they were two people who were 90 percent sure the world was getting ready to end. If you knew you were going to die you would want to get laid so that was one last hallelujah, one last reason to be happy before you died the perfect song for that scene.

  • i dont like this version

  • im sorry but i can't take this seriously, i'm crakin up right now

  • People are just to retarded to understand that this scene was supposed to be awkward as hell. Dan is in no way a ladies man and watching him get his freak on with a slutty whore of a superhero was supposed to hard to watch. THE PERFECT SONG for this scene. If you disagree you are wrong.

  • @CaptainRidley Are subjective interpretations ever truly wrong? Sure, it was awkward, but it was also one of the best sex scenes I've ever seen. If I have to change my perception of that scene to be right, I'd rather be wrong, thanks.

  • @CaptainRidley i dont disagree, but if you tell someone there is opinion/ view of this scene is wrong, people view things in different ways.

  • go with the music......;)

  • the 4th, the 5th ;)

  • Best sex scene ever, second only to the King of Sparta drilling his wife in 300.

  • @54tumelo56 i dont think that was really that good, i mean if you're a guy at least, cos the queen of spartas tits were below average, for seeing really hot chicks get naked, i personally prefer game of thrones or last king of scotland

  • me and my bro sang this on the kariocy once and it made the girls how you say moist

  • Oh god, this scene must have been terrible with this music.

  • @DIEGhostfish Good song, good film, horrifically awkward sex scene

  • @Scofod hilarious...sad...true....

  • I was eleven when I saw this film first in the cinema. And I sat between my older brother and my dad during this scene. I've got to say it was quite emberassing. Great film though.

  • when i watched this film i thought u know its a superhero movie wont be that bad i mean look its a 15 rated film so wont do much ........well blue mans penis a man who hunts down people and kills midgits in prizons and some cheap rip of batman having sex in something that looks like a massive bug well this is my kind of film :D

  • @MegaGameSpoof Should have gotten an 18

  • such a cliche...

  • " He's dead, Rorschach. "

  • i will loose my virginity too this mark my words lol

  • @bengoro7 youll die a virgin

  • @jorgebestard81

    Ooh Burn.

  • Every time I hear this song, when the singer says "The fourth, the fifth", I see in my mind the sex scene.

  • i think that my furst sex will be with this music but i dont recomend watch this film before sex because film is intresting but very tedious

  • "Slow-mo tits embraced by the moonlight" song

  • someday i will have sex with my girlfriend listening to this. well, i thought i need a girlfriend in first place xD

  • that baby making music that's what that is

  • I like the John Cale version more...

  • out of all the songs out there they just had to use this one LOL?!

  • This compliments the most awquardly long sx scene in the history of film... Watchmen we saute you.

  • @TheSolidJake Sex infact.

  • Sometimes I wonder how many ladies I'd get with a voice like this.

  • the best song to play when your having sex

  • @mnrgrove2 really?xD

  • @mnrgrove2 F**k that, I want to play it in church and see how people react XD

  • why do people say hallelujah when it means nothing to them.

  • @Ksixstring It means nothing to you speak for no one else LOL. 

  • @Ksixstring LOL, Good version tho.

  • good job on all these songs dude! good quality of good songs from a great movie. Congrats

  • Ever since I saw watchmen this song disturbs me :(

  • @MaddogC96 why would it disturb you

  • The way he says "chord" alone makes this song a win

  • best version

  • LOLOL @ 2 rated comments.

  • shrek is a good movie

  • the best sound track off all time

  • I like the part when he said Hallelujah

  • 13 people do a Sin...

  • 13 people will get a back-hand in the face of hallelujah if they dont man up and change from disliked to liked

  • 13 people were tied to a kitchen chair....

  • perfect to make love LOL

  • It's perfectly fine to not like beeber...yeah I misspelled his name:)

  • better with the sound effects added for the movie... and the sex of course

    

  • @KrashKrashizKarz Your comment is the best! Those 2 thumbs down are people who never had sex brutha.

  • best when listening at nights

  • This song fit perfectly in Snyder's 'Watchmen'.

  • musica linda lol !!!!!!

  • I think I need to get a hovercraft

  • @tennies07 With a flamethrower

  • Could switching to geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Did you make love with this song playing in the background?

  • I would get high to this.

  • i typed in Cumshots and this came up, wonder why? haha

  • @CockBlock47 LMAO

  • @CockBlock47 why where you typing in cumshots on youtube?

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  • music muito legal

  • im gonna play this song in my honeymoon

  • i fill i like crying............stargent jonson D:

    

  • O mestre Leonard Cohen. O som dele ta em todos os filmes. :D

  • Watchmen=not a good movie, this song= made it better

    

  • You may wonder why I live in utter dispair. Here is my story. I was married, had 2 children and gainfully employed. But when I saw the babysitter...I was smitten by lust and nothing could stop me from having her. She was in my dreams and I was hopelessly in love with her. One day, I When I was alone with her. I asked her to join me in a forbidden journey. A journey that would lead to our downfall. I knew we would lose it all. I lost my wife, my job, my kids but I had one thing...I had her love

  • @weepingboy3 No one was wondering....

  • @weepingboy3 wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffffffffffff

  • @weepingboy3 Amen brother.

  • @weepingboy3 cool story bro

  • @JonBunchAwesomeness There's always been something about this song which makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. I once heard it played at a friend's funeral too, which has only made it more powerful

  • The song is about how the writer of the song comes short of the glory of god, and how he tries to get mercy from the deity of god!!

    has nothing to do with orgasm or sex !!

  • @tisiluca it has everything to do with sex and orgasms

  • @birdmanband123456

    please elaborate, i just dont see it. Enlighten me !

  • @tisiluca

    From wikipedia: "[Hallelujah] was described by Buckley as "a hallelujah to the orgasm"; Crowe interpreted the song as a "very sexual" composition that discussed relationships"

  • @Jzadek72

    i will look that up, ..

  • @Jzadek72

    ok listen and read buckley !!! "a hallelujah to the orgasm" is what he said for shock purposes !

    yes, the song is talking about sex, david/bathsheba sampson/dalilah cohen/his old woman......... but he explains "..a cold and broken haleluiah"

    cohen realizes that we are sexual beings and sex is our downfall, (and murder) and this sond is his way of asking "god" for mercy !!

  • @tisiluca

    So? It still has a lot to do with sex, which is the original point. Also, the word "a hallelujah to the orgasm" doesn't preclude all the baggage that comes with it. It's just an easy quote I can make to show you that it has everything to do with sex.

  • can someone please tell me what this song is about

  • Sounds like Sylar from Heroes singing....

  • One day this song will play in the background when I have sex in a spaceship.. One day..

  • @GneptuneProductions

    It is but mankinds dream to procreate in zero-G...

  • @JonBunchAwesomeness Amen, this version and the way it is used is just plain wrong

  • The song is actually ABOUT orgasm, you knuckleheads. It was perfect for that scene. Not to mention that this version is incredible on its own.

  • This Song Is So Sensual<3

  • @SomethingSweeterThan Also makes you notice that <3 looks like a sideways ballsack

  • @MrTheHitman147 Real Cute :P

  • @JonBunchAwesomeness ye me too i just imagen fiona and shrek to it though :(

  • This song=Future meme

  • one of the most pathetic and unintentionally comedic scenes ever made in a super hero film.

  • @DaveTheSodaGuy0 Actually, it was meant to be cheesy and somewhat comedic, not sexy- I read the comic, and that's what I took it as, anyways. So, it was actually pretty intentionally comedic, and maybe supposed to be slightly pathetic too. It's the imperfections that make Watchmen a pretty awesome movie.

  • @NerdyJermz yeah, I'll be waiting for the next superman movie where lois and clark have sex while Ave Maria is played

  • @DaveTheSodaGuy0 You really didn't get 'Watchmen' at all, did you? haha

  • nope, I absolutely hate it, the comic is even worse, imo, I just posted this comment because I thought I had to get it out of my system

  • I will so cover this.

  • Now I've heard there was this creepy tune

    that B**ber played once and cleared the whole room

    And you don't really want to hear it, do you?

    At the start of the song you're just clenching your fists

    but by the time that it ends you'll be slitting your wrists

    And the last known survivor is to weak to say "Halleujah"

  • @OrthodoxParadoxBox Get out.

  • @OmalleyDoc No thanks. I'm good. But seriously, I have nothing against B**ber. I'm being completely serious. I just like making my own lyrics. I'm just saying and I'm just staying.

  • @OrthodoxParadoxBox don't talk 'bout him...her...enjoy the music!

  • @durato Oh no, I don't really hate B**ber. I just thought of my own little verse and decided to use the name hence the **. I just kind of fits in there.

  • This song is on God and the Blessed Virgin Mary's ipod.

  • great song.....fantastic movie.....and absolutely the best sex song ever!!!!....hallelujjah bam bamm, hallelujah bam bamm!! lol....

  • i think this is a beautiful song! i was looking for the version from the soundtrack of the movie "basquiat". i had seen the movie a long time ago and then just now on tv. it kind of sounded like Bruce Sprinsteen and was a little faster version. this is beautiful though and i thank you for posting!!!!!

  • i like getting a blowjob while this songs playing right where the part the flame went off in the movie i blew my load in her mouth

  • @JonBunchAwesomeness I actually just looked it up because I'm watching Shrek. Now I want to watch teh Watchmen! Hahahah! >:-) Rorschach ROCKS!

  • This somehow goes well with the theme of Watchmen.

  • lol wasn't this in shrek? lol many people associate this to sex and maybe this version but the other versions makes me think more of what life is than sex, lol now i think of it, it depends on what you associate your life with

  • EPIC nuff said....

  • The following is a list of technological advancements that has been predicted by hundreds of scientists in every country and the dates associated with their release...

    1. Virtual/ augmented reality contact lenses (2014 to 2017)

    2. Newspaper with video capabilities (in existence in japanese laboratories/ 2017 roughly)

    3. Anti fat/ obesity medication in the form of a pill (2018)

    4. Holographic television/advertisement. (basic form exists in laboratories in kyoto/ 2020)

    5. anti age drug 2035

  • @DoctorPloppers What the hell does that have to do with this song?

  • One day, I will lose my virginity to this song, I've made a vow!

  • @isleofcars10 when that day comes (hopefully very soon for you) you won't care what song is playing. most probably you'll last about 30 seconds....not even half the song ....so I suggest you loose your virginity to a Bieber song then when you've acquired some experience....try to fuck to this song....p.s. make sure you watch the movie first and keep your thrusts in tempo to the rythm....hallelujjah bamm bamm....lol

  • @isleofcars10 Dear person, you don't want to lose your virginity unless your in marriage. Sex isn't pleasing yourself and haaving fun simply because of the orgasms and all that, its enjoying being cuddled by your husband/wife and knowing that they love you. This is something which silly idiots who do one night stands don't experience. Sex can be good even with the ugliest of people, just as long as you love them.

  • play this song during sex and "i just had sex" after you're through.

  • Is it possible to actually have beautiful background music like this while you're having sex (particularly if you're losing your virginity)?

  • 10 of the dislikies will look up and shout "Save Us"...

    and I'll answer....no. :)

  • The first time I ever heard this song (surprisingly, because there are so many covers of it!) was in the Watchmen movie.

    Watchmen is probably the best super hero movie I've ever seen. It's daring, cutting edge and doesn't play it save in any aspect. Thank you Mr. Znyder.

    The reason Watchmen came together so perfectly, is greatly due to the perfect choice of soundtracks that go with to the imagery. The fact that several ppl here now inseparably associate this song with sex is proof of that.

  • @thebbeenn Amen to that!

  • @thebbeenn Well the song was about sex in the first place, shouldn't everyone associate it with sex?

  • LOL, ok you actually made my OCD ass look it up. It seems that it's all up to interpretation. Cohen's original version was more about spiritual love, and devotion. The association with sex has been attributed to the song afterwards by cover artists and other interpretors.

    Regardless, my point if the the song was a great choice for the particular scene - if I never associated it with sex, I sure do now.

  • I tried to pound my fat wife to this, but unfortunately I started crying halfway through the intercourse. Shows how powerful this song is. Either that or I finally realised I had a fat wife.

  • @nonstopjc2k8 perhaps that was your epiphany...

  • @nonstopjc2k8 huaehuhauehuaheuhauhea dude i laughed a lot with that story =)

  • @nonstopjc2k8 lmfaoooooooooo

  • @nonstopjc2k8 LMFAO..Your Priceless!

  • @nonstopjc2k8 according to "the major lift"? haha :P

  • @nonstopjc2k8 I'm sorry for your realization.

  • @nonstopjc2k8, hahahahah you are my hero

  • @nonstopjc2k8 ....best comment i ever read...hahaha.....

  • @nonstopjc2k8 Great stuff.

  • @nonstopjc2k8 Great stuff.

  • 3:41 must have bin the part right when he....never mind.

  • Want to get some sex with this... Fuck Christ, this song is pure love

  • this song is sex

  • need to get some to this song lol.

  • Say, wasn't this song heard in Shrek? Minus the chorus, that is.

  • Every Time I hear this song, I think I actually "O" when it builds up on the 2nd or third chorus.

  • best sex scene song ever

  • Gnarly song bro.

  • i lost my virginity to this song fuck YEAH !! XD

  • @84mrjoker lol awesome

  • @JonBunchAwesomeness Me too dear, me too. But i'm not a singer, I'm a writer, so... :)

  • @JonBunchAwesomeness haha, that's right.

  • This scene is responsible for making Millions uncomfortable at theaters Worldwide

  • Most exiting spaceship sex scene ever!!!!

  • i find this hard to masterbate to

  • Came here 'cuz Osama's dead.

  • Best.

    Sex. Scene.

    Ever.