1:15. "I can't miss my favorite soap opera.....you see, Laura wants to divorce Mickey, so she can marry Mickey's brother Bill. But Mickey doesn't want to give us his son, Michael, even though Michael is Bill's son." Okaaaaaayyy...........LOL.
Lamont: "Pop you make your coffee so weak it tastes like tea and you make your tea so strong it tastes like coffee, I think you invented a new drink: Teafee" ROFL!
Lamont thinks Fred doesn't know anything about bussiness. oh really? Fred has been in bussiness since before Lamont was born. Fred won't have a Heart attack, Lamont will, he worrys to much.
i love this show im 35 been watching it since i was little even though i have seen them all i still have the dvr set to record it everyday. i still think one of his best if not the best performance was in harlem nights i still love that movie
Lamont has a big mouth..telling the guy the summons is no good unless given in person.. He should have let the guy leave it in the mail box.....what a moron Lamont is.
Fred has lived his life just fine before Lamont was ever born. He doesn't need Lamont telling him what to do and how to live his life. Fred HAS LIVED LIFE been thru the hardships of life growing up Lamont has never lived on his own or grown up with hardships in his life. when you compare Fred's life growing up to Lamonts. Lamont is living easier life then Fred did.
The sitcoms of today can't even compare to this,I tried watching Big Bang Theory once, sat with a straight face the whole time,wasn't funny,same goes for two and a half men and the rest of those stupid show's.
"If I had been scared out offd my pants when I have been threaten or sewed I would have spent my whole life in nothing but some drawers" Greatest show of all time!!
Teafee LOL!!!
TheRafster5 5 months ago
thats what obama need to do with the debt bill put it back in the mail box
coreyharris123 6 months ago
1:15. "I can't miss my favorite soap opera.....you see, Laura wants to divorce Mickey, so she can marry Mickey's brother Bill. But Mickey doesn't want to give us his son, Michael, even though Michael is Bill's son." Okaaaaaayyy...........LOL.
GeorgiaKev 6 months ago
Lamont: "Pop you make your coffee so weak it tastes like tea and you make your tea so strong it tastes like coffee, I think you invented a new drink: Teafee" ROFL!
MrCalifas88 6 months ago
who the heck voted thumbs down? YOU BIG DUMMY!
DomenicSinatra 7 months ago
wow Fred sounds like moron wtf u think putting the mail back is gonna extend your payment time lol so funny
IvanPlayStation4LiFe 8 months ago
PUT IT BACK IN THE MAILBOX
otrwp79 8 months ago
I put bills back in the box all the time...LOL...I like that philosophy!....Fred is the man.
theconsultantATL 8 months ago
hmmmm I never thought of that maby I should start putting bills I can't pay back into the mailbox lol
PGMEagle 9 months ago
Lamont thinks Fred doesn't know anything about bussiness. oh really? Fred has been in bussiness since before Lamont was born. Fred won't have a Heart attack, Lamont will, he worrys to much.
Astraldragon1 10 months ago
slip it under,slip it back,slip it under waiting..... Yo-ur Turn!!
crazymindfreakdude 1 year ago
put'em back in the mail box. lol
SuperRobbie1976 1 year ago
Yo turn!!! LOL
LOL @ get ya hat brought to the hospital!
rshandy 1 year ago
Hey You been in my draw messing around!!??
mprice555 1 year ago
i love this show im 35 been watching it since i was little even though i have seen them all i still have the dvr set to record it everyday. i still think one of his best if not the best performance was in harlem nights i still love that movie
zulfiqar501 1 year ago
Wow! That's OLD SCHOOL Days of Our Lives when I was a real little guy! Back in the day! Lol!!
panamaniak 1 year ago
"man, get yo arm outta my house!" ROFLMAO
MzSunnyJeep 1 year ago 2
What in the heck is Teefee lol
360Alberta 1 year ago
"YO TURN!" LMAO!
nsudemon20 1 year ago
Lamont: "Well you're a regular doctor, aren't you?"
Fred: "Well, I might not be a doctor, but I'm REGULAR."
LMAO!!!!!!!
BigMrGXXX1 1 year ago 6
*puts his hand in pocket* "Then we in serious trouble"
hahaha classic!
reneperezz 1 year ago
*puts his hand in pocket* "Then we in serious trouble"
hahaha classic!
reneperezz 1 year ago
oh i never get sick of this show.
donnafatbaby 1 year ago
I may not be a doctor but I'm regular. LOL
amolapaz1 1 year ago 3
i loveeeeeeee this show :D redd n demond r legends
Blackjesus3 1 year ago
I love this show. It brings memories when i was in the US in the 90's. Miss it.
alnajmi 2 years ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
love those niggas
creptanight 2 years ago
PUT EM BACK IN THE MAIL BOX
zaiagamble 2 years ago 12
Oh and with all his experience and hardship, maybe he would know that paying the bills on time would keep him from going back there
gale31 2 years ago 4
Lamont has a big mouth..telling the guy the summons is no good unless given in person.. He should have let the guy leave it in the mail box.....what a moron Lamont is.
Astraldragon1 2 years ago 2
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gale31 2 years ago
Fred has lived his life just fine before Lamont was ever born. He doesn't need Lamont telling him what to do and how to live his life. Fred HAS LIVED LIFE been thru the hardships of life growing up Lamont has never lived on his own or grown up with hardships in his life. when you compare Fred's life growing up to Lamonts. Lamont is living easier life then Fred did.
Astraldragon1 2 years ago 4
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gale31 2 years ago
rofl your turn
BKkillaz 2 years ago 4
look i can put my hand in this pocket right here and that tell me everything i need 2 know if aint no money in it the budget is in serios trouble
tank3983 2 years ago
Mickey and Laura lol
GenaWindstarr 2 years ago
Haha
I love that Part!
chulabeba123 2 years ago
Damn! This show is funny.
Fred's response to the budget question was hilarious.
miagi84 2 years ago
"I expected an intelligent answer."
When he said, "What am I going to do with all these bills?" it sounded like a rhetorical question.
DiAnno13 2 years ago 2
"I know, I know, put 'em back in the mailbox!"
mandelbush 2 years ago
"Budget" my pant pocket is empty that mean the budget is empty
lashun711 2 years ago
look i can put in this pocket right here and that tell me everything i need 2 know
tank3983 2 years ago
Oh man, the pushing of the summons back & forth under the door cracked me up! It's what I would want to do if I got one!
RavenBettyBlue 2 years ago
man get your arm out of my house!!!!
16taylor18 2 years ago 3
ur turn!!! lol classic
madmandeelo 2 years ago
"I need my glasses...Have you been in my drawer messin' around?...I keep my stuff arranged neat!"
I love Fred and his 10 thousand glasses lol...
And what the hell is Pluto water? lol
endorphinz 2 years ago 4
And what the hell is Pluto water?
Water with a very high natural mineral content, otherwise known as a very powerful laxative that was popular in the 30's and 40's
DarthTigreros62 2 years ago 7
For years and years I wondered what Pluto Water was, then I found out on Wikipedia.
Tsuruta1 2 years ago 5
wat does it do
tank3983 2 years ago
A natural laxative due to a high mineral salt content.
Tsuruta1 2 years ago
Sanford and Son, one of my favorite TV shows of all-time. I could literally watch it every day..
smjjohnson 3 years ago 5
The sitcoms of today can't even compare to this,I tried watching Big Bang Theory once, sat with a straight face the whole time,wasn't funny,same goes for two and a half men and the rest of those stupid show's.
snowbound78 3 years ago 11
Two & a half men is stupid, because of that stupid fat kid. Sanford & Son is gold!
dm9150 2 years ago 6
two and a half men is the worst fuckin show ever.
evfich 2 years ago 3
agreed.
dm9150 2 years ago
ur forgetting Wanda At Large
deceiver123m 2 years ago
"Tea-fee"... that is hilarious! :-D
pantherbuff89 3 years ago 8
Will be hungrey but will be clean!!!!!!!!!! hahahahhaha
chargerlist 3 years ago 12
tea fee
dakar8993 3 years ago 5
"The phone is dead!"
"Everybody gotta' die sometime."
Wooboo 3 years ago 31
He got mo sense than u!! ive ben tellen u all mornin put it back in the mailbox!!!!! LOL
nuomega 3 years ago 9
we miss you mr sanford. the greatest show of all time love ya fred
HECKLE32 3 years ago 41
HA HA HA HA HA
I don't speak English then I do not speajk spanish
Shaft2009 3 years ago
"I might not be a doctor but I'm regular" Lol he got Lamont good when he called Fred a regular doctor.
7477238 3 years ago 10
i love redd foxx rip
HECKLE32 3 years ago 8
"If I had been scared out offd my pants when I have been threaten or sewed I would have spent my whole life in nothing but some drawers" Greatest show of all time!!
pgone210 3 years ago 11
"Put em back in the mailbox" Classic!
RomeyRome72 3 years ago 9