121 Foot Rule

[theostrichsuit]

hold 3

[shanewagner1987]

Do the truffle shuffle next time before you take the head off that target.

[ElasticWorm9462]

hold 6 lol

[Kenshin851]

Exercise good.

[mlcoo17]

LMAO. I still swear by the " don't bring a knife to a gunfight " rule.

[iiiijrockiiii]

I like this video just because you ran that far...multiple times....for nothing.

[michaeldrohr]

LOL hold 3 (:

[aznlilboi1021]

Its an Ikea Knife =D

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

dude perfect man

[2277fallout]

lol

[Nervjiggy]

lol

[SpookGoon]

ur awsome fats

[toms1266]

I'm just hangin' out

[degenret01]

Humans have failed. Time to start over with the next species.

[tonykaz626]

Excuse me, I think I just peed my pants...lol

[Caligula138]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[AndyHutton1969]

Epic satire win.

[franc3861]

Wow, fat people running. Thank god it never gets old.

[homesweethomeism]

Its commando from mw2 all over again

[AngeredKabar]

I don't know if I already said this, but I love you man. Not in a gay way or anything like that but this made me laugh so fucking hard.

[gat0rbball]

I am sitting on the toilet right now. I laughed so hard I shit. This was fuckin hilarious.

[TopHatGeorge]

I'd hate to run into this man in a dark all-night restaurant.

[vvillem9]

This was awesome.

[007sarodim]

I used to be a knife, but then I took an arrow in the knee

[MrLoubarjr]

@007sarodim i used to run like him, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[d3vilmar3]

@MrLoubarjr its actually, but then i took an arrow in the knee, but ok if ur gonna say the shit joke say it right bro

[Anonymous221]

he fat lol

[GoGoVengo]

he's too slow to do this.

[toms1266]

Everybody runs faster with a knife, haven't any of you played CS?

[MrArdvark69]

you know you aren't supposed to run with knives right?

[phrankus2009]

John Candy LIVES !

[MassHero]

@phrankus2009 He looks nothing like John Candy. You're only drawing the comparison because they're both big. 

[libertyistaken]

somehow people who are commenting on here are not seeing that this is a parody of a video by some idiot that reminds me of Dwight from The Office.  The other guy disabled comments on his videos, what a douche. This TheWiltonWay guy is making fun of him.

[269dremer]

You would be faster without the facial hair.

[mel9215]

Dude!!!...your running with a knife!!!

[LoveMaddieP]

hahahahhah good one dude. I do hope you know that people are a LITTLE bit harder to cut than cardboard. Also, I'm pretty sure if anyone saw you coming at them with a knife, they'd be out of there and gone before you were 10 feet away. This should be at most a 5 foot rule.

[1999volleyball]

i saw his butt crack ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­ww

[bajorjor1]

thanks man laughed myself off my seat

[brottarnacke]

Did you get that knife at IKEA?

[thestationcat]

dude as long as your pants don't fall fown you will be O K . But you do keep it real

JOHN

[kcimb]

Are you kidding? You've got to be. I'm not sure I'd drop just one round on you..but maybe 5 or 6. What's the best round for charging buffalo?

[LaRueDeeko]

That's how I greet my friends....I pick them up....Get between their legs...and walk away.....

[LaRueDeeko]

This video has more views than all the videos it parodies combined.

[Darth814Vader]

@LaRueDeeko False. Original 21 foot rule has 660,000 or something like that.

[LaRueDeeko]

@Darth814Vader

AH I see. I only saw like three or four of his.

[Darth814Vader]

@LaRueDeeko His videos are great. He takes it so seriously too. Like he actually things a knife/sword over a gun at 21 feet is plausible. Its incredible. I love how he always starts with "Just hanging out". Just hanging out with a sword behind a tree in a forest waiting for a passerby? Yeah, that's usually what i like to do on the weekend too lmao.

[LaRueDeeko]

@Darth814Vader

Lol. Yeah. That "Just hanging out" thing is a nice catchphrase among my friends now thanks to him.

[Friedstuffsable]

This is how I view the guys who are serious. No differently than the parody. Because they are both equally a joke.

[hl2potalandcod4]

Rule #2: Always use a belt....

[TheDrCN]

Works if the gun is a muzzle loaded rifle. Otherwise he's dead about 20 times before he gets there.

[saltyshellback]

LMAO!!!!

[JerseyMcgee81]

y does this guy remind me of john candy

[JerseyMcgee81]

LMAO

[BillyDa59]

Nobody ever taught him that you aren't supposed to run with sharp object? Although, to be fair, I don't think that was really running.

[bajorjor1]

@BillyDa59 the knife cant reach any internal organs so he'll be fine unless he pokes an eye lol

[Kiddeth]

I am happy as hell that you are at least getting some exercise, but the gym you need to go there and keep going.

[funkiestmonkeyIRL]

Dat gut!

[jigglypiggly]

There should be another video about the less heard of 1200 foot rule, where you get shot 30 times before you get within 1200 feet with a knife.

[SuperVonKiller]

Didn't anyone tell you not to run with sharp objects in your hand??

[TheWarstomp]

The belt, it does nothing.

[mryellow123]

LOL Awesome man, a real proper sense of humour!

[stunkeybunker]

Hang out with your wang out.

[SpamSpammity]

Tighten your belt, guy. Wait, no, buy a better belt, first. Then tighten that.

[DukeDamnChin]

Every single time he yells "I'M JUST HANGING OUT" I -can-not-stop- laughing.

[Shade13Films]

lol... That dude with the gun has NO CHANCE!

[fatsamcastle]

Make more videos, it'll make you skinny.

[cockercane]

My knife left me a year ago. I've been depressed and haven't felt like a whole human being since. My keys just don't fill the gap. Say hello to Gary for me.

[stsaylor29]

they all think they are superman

[Drums107]

just hanging out in the jungle... lookin all fat, HA!

[fiendin281]

just hangin out!

[mark4137]

run fat boy run



[zan25051]

Why did you refuse to buy a belt that can hold up your pants? I'm honestly curious as to why you would film yourself without wearing a belt that can hold your pants up.

[novacrash52]

@zan25051 Comedic purpose.

[AIveoIus]

HA!.......HA!.......HA!

[BlackKeys711]

i think he forgot marathon and lightweight...

[kyler288]

@BlackKeys711 CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT ALREADY

[BlackKeys711]

@kyler288 easy there kyler. lets not get worked up on a youtube blog



[BlackKeys711]

@kyler288 easy there kyler or you're gonna need painkiller after being in last stand because you used one man army and forgot where you put your claymore

[kyler288]

@BlackKeys711 OH MY GOD....

[nickpoinier1]

He obviously has Commando on.

[AtlRacerBoyz]

That's why I shoot anybody within 121ft of me

[wrathgiver]

Dude, you always run faster with a knife.

[SeriouslyWhatTheFark]

I don't get it?????

[uudo]

@SeriouslyWhatTheFark search for the 21 foot rule

[SeriouslyWhatTheFark]

@uudo Ahhhhhh I have seen that before, tripped out shit!

[shinimog]

marathon pro+lightweight pro+commando pro for your mw2 character doesnt translae over to real life.

[WGSen]

"I'M JUST HANGIN OUT"

oh God....

[albaslayer]

Epic leap at 0:22 WIN !

[jisatsulol]

Haha, pretty funny!

[NormanMatchem]

lmao f*ckin gold. This coming from one of those "gun people" :P

[bayfly12]

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahh­a

[VolDep45]

LOL.

[Thespartan117992]

you sound like Napoleon Dynomite at the begining

[Nerazzurri87]

awesome style, glad you made this.

[dickjustice911]

RWJ's "Smackin Bewbs" episode is in the related, I find that appropriate

[HoboJIm117]

Genius

[activejames]

run fat boy run!

[Wrathchild12547]

HA my name's Gary!!

[TheWiltonWay]

@Wrathchild12547 Oh! *gasping for breath" How've you been??

[Wrathchild12547]

@TheWiltonWay Good actually haha

[PHLAKZ]

Awesome!!!!!



[ReaverRush]

I can't believe you actually stuck the knife at 1:00

Haha very well made parody.

[Fletch828]

Brilliant. 

[detroitos]

His family is no doubt hanging out in the attic nicely wrapped in plastic.

[Fabiolean]

Shirt's inside-out

[haxxoromg]

fucking hirarious

[ragingazn628]

Don't fall fatty

[valiant4943]

1:22 he does a little funny hop

[breadcan]

HEY I'M JUST HANGING OUT IN A JUNGLE

[ZombieSplatter1]

Ray Charles could take you out with a spitwad at 21 feet during a hurricane,try farting next time

[bear83706]

my eyes are bleeding...

[daveyboy126]

the zombies are sooooo gonna get him lol

[2ndamendmentmilitant]

I needed a good laugh this morn that was great.

[Fly1ngLemur]

watch?v=-m8IOD-wk9g

This fits perfectly in time with this song. Mi Sex - Conputer Games.

[TamrynRimfire]

lol Excellent very funny weldone 5/5

Tam

[gijoekfg1969]

AHHH yeah running on WET grass with a large kitchen knife not smart but then again this guy looks like he needs to be thinned from the herd.

[SpartanMonkee]

LMAO. I think I could squeeze out a couple batches before he even got close..

[ShmeegleSon]

Rule #1: Cardio

[WurledPeas]

@ShmeegleSon Looks like homey skipped that and went straight for the Twinkies.

[ShmeegleSon]

@WurledPeas lol rock on buddy

[ImZmellingyofear]

@ShmeegleSon lol... 

[dhreamer]

Gary!!?

[blankthree]

cardio dude.

[Viking9280]

That was so funny the man nearly died of heart attack by the time he reached the camera LOL

[kevjay777]

Pop quiz!

Wilton lost 17.81 pounds during this short video. Immediately afterward, he carried Gary across the street to Buffalo Wild Wings for emergency food intake, where combined they ate 23.72 pounds of chicken, bones notwithstanding.

How much did Wilton eat vs Gary? Being that Gary is a cardboard silhouette I think everyone can do the math on that part - so here's the math question:

What was Wilton's net weight gain from just prior to the filming, to just after he inhaled that last wing?

[dhreamer]

LOL, funny as hell, and great rip on the 21 foot rule idiots. Go right ahead and run directly at me with a short sword.

[AesculusPavia]

@dhreamer

Correction; it was a jort sword.

[SpencerAK74M]

Did anybody else feel the vibrations every time his foot hit the ground? Lmao! Thats was funny as hell though.....

[justins462]

lmfao really funny vid dude, but i think youd be dead by the time you got over there

[SimplyThoughtless]

Really wanted to comment on his telling him that most gun fights are finished in under 4 seconds. I timed his run and it took him about 4 seconds to get to the "gunman".

[ElCoyotefromTexas]

lol

[wilcox1219]

Bro what a good video!

[fastacker2]

w'ere going to need a bigger boat!

[KevinMichaelMichael]

The 21ft rule was disproved by Indiana

youtube/4DzcOCyHDqc

[lordraveneyeofra]

"And that brings me to my next point, boys and girls; DON"T SMOKE CRACK!!!!

[Dethclops7]

The response is a hater, punk bitch

[theeastwatch]

you really shouldn't be sprinting like that with a knife - it's worst than running with scissors.

-TEW

[Kovalik317]

@theeastwatch SO TRUE!! Question! How did you hear about this vid?!

[theeastwatch]

@Kovalik317 youTube home page... one of my subs thumbs upped it.. as did I.

-TEW

[daniel3484]

@theeastwatch I think he is more likely to die from not running.

[scadragon]

Next we'll demonstrate how to defend yourself against someone armed with a bannanna



[coal4life]

At least that knife is sharp. Tactical hunter killer dude. Badassed fer sure.

[smith45acp]

If you had worn better pants it would have ruined the video. Bravo. This shit was hilarious

[EquipaPatriot]

And that concludes this guy's exercise for the year.

[AllTheSame711]

alright so im just hanging out in the jungle lol

[1x93cm]

WTF is this shit?

[note313]

@1x93cm this is what you watch when you're having a bad day..lmao

[steev5x5]

your enormous shirt is inside out.

[kenneth1795]

holly shit look at this poopdick id would have dumped 3 mags in his ass allready lmao

[rollerpig82]

HA! lol too funny

[romeodelta1178]

'just hangin' out"

[Bingstock]

I was real excited to see you would throw a knife 121 ft. and hit something :(

[edv177]

A BULLET WOULDN'T PENETRATE ALL THE FLAB! I DONT EVEN THINK A KNIFE WILL EITHER! BUT IM SURE A HAMBURGER WILL TAKE HIM DOWN!

[BigboyDownStairs]

You just made my day my nigga

[ftwelve12]

That is a beautiful park

[NOV31991]

You need your own TV show.

[orangebrock]

dude realy? most people could hit you with a spit ball WELL before you got neer them, let alone a gun. as a trained fighter and wepon lover i find u offending.

[HeadThrasher13]

@orangebrock calm down its a joke

[orangebrock]

@orangebrock T-T its hard being litteral and bad at spelling

[usernameshortage]

the pants can't contain the sexiness

[FartyFace]

Nice beard. Did you know your face is literally repulsive to look at? Oh I guess it doesnt matter to you because of all the pussy you are currently getting. I forgot.

[TwentyTwelveee]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaaha

i love you so much this makes me laugh eevery time

[TabZa123]

I like his tummy...

[lampposteffect]

"I'm just hangin' out!" hahaha

[Varmdeft]

Most exercise this man has gotten in 20 years.

[Helyzz82]

hahahaha! Best mutton ever!

[Fayyzz]

Dude. Get a belt. 

[philliesruleurschool]

way too much win haha, this is awesome

[lampposteffect]

Finally! You guys got a video with deserved views.

[Blacksnyder]

Awesome vid, son.

[picklepie159]

1:49

Asscrack.

[AlpG1907]

stop running or you will lose weight :D

[danaemarie483]

well, at least he got some exercise :D

[bstoltz]

Mutton chops!!!!!