I didn't evolve from you

[taodragon24]

no one said we evolved from monkeys, thats an unfortunate common misconception. dont criticize evolution if youre uneducated about it

[MsMaggieOC]

she's so talented

[fool4singing]

AMEN! I always think they overlook Jan! She had a great run of wonderful characters and was a real pro!

[drewsky684]

I evolved from jesus...jesus that's funny

[jnctf]

she is so funny.

[stp88661]

Jan Hooks, Nora Dunn & Victoria Jackson were some of the best female comedy entertainers to come out of SNL. My favorite skit with these three wonderful talented ladies was "The Big Bitch Bulldyke Blowout of 89." Dunn, Hooks & Jackson parodied; Leona Helmsley, Tammy Faye Bakker & Zsa Zsa Gabor & Rick Moranis did a hilarious turn on Jim Bakker. This was when SNL was relevant & very funny. Good times

[pegleg747]

Jan Hooks-one of the BEST ever members of SNL. Hands down.

[afz902k]

22 people evolved from a monkey.

[PeaceAndJustice357]

bitch yes you did evolve from them when white ppl say there's a misiing link there right its them and that white boy jesus from the to. White pp are unfully developed yeti's!!! and there fasination with monkey?for real!!

[imallpissedoff]

@PeaceAndJustice357

Wow ! Have you read your own comment?

I bet that friggin' monkey could write better than you.

XD XD XD

You're a complete fucking moron !

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Thanks for the laughs !

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I'm still laughing !

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[PeaceAndJustice357]

@imallpissedoff yes i did read my comment, dummy my mouse and keyboard was messed up and i'am glad you had a good laugh. Truth i funny you fucking i can't even think of what to you i guess white is just as good as anything derogatory

[imallpissedoff]

@PeaceAndJustice357

Yeah right, your keyboard was "messed up."

XD XD

Judging by this response, it's still messed up !

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Now you've done it, I'm ROFLMFAO !!

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[PeaceAndJustice357]

@imallpissedoff no u didn't evolve from us,but u did evolve from monkeys. thats been documented by your own scholars

[imallpissedoff]

@PeaceAndJustice357

Sorry, evolution's bullshit. The proof is that a monkey is even smarter than you.

[Metallimeister]

@imallpissedoff Evolution happens. You don't need believe in it for it to be real.

[tomitstube]

hilarious.

[Sysminsays]

Funniest thing she ever did!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL That poor monkey was looking around like "why me??"

[jackdollhandler]

im behind the teleprompter, i swear

[chachalarue22]

FOREVER JAN HOOKS..BEST ACTRESS PERIOD.. ON ANY SHOW. it did help that she had nora dunn..dana carvey.. phil hartman. kevin nealon.. best cast of all time as dana carvey sang last nights monologue..ive been crazy for JAN HOOKS ALL ALONG.. 86-93 BEST CAST OF ALL TIME...

[loughlin14]

Boy she's good and still got the talent. I really REALLY love it.

[hapibth0pel3ss]

uh finally someone said! I get so irritated when someone says we came from a blasted monkey cause i dont believe that crap. I believe exactly what she said, that I evolve from Jesus!!

[catokeeffe]

@hapibth0pel3ss LOL, so you're saying you're descended from Jesus? That would mean that Jesus had sex and gave birth to your ancestors. Pretty sure that counts as blasphemy.

Why don't you try learning some science? Evolution is an undisputed fact, despite what idiotic, fringe fundamentalists would have you believe. When you think about it, it's actually pretty insulting to god when you say he had to make everyone magically appear instead of doing it through a cool phenomenon like evolution.

[hapibth0pel3ss]

@catokeeffe No that doesnt mean Jesus didnt have sex and gave birth to our ancestors. you obviously need to read the Bible more cause it says God made Adam and Eve, they came long before Jesus did. Why dont you try to open up your mind cause science doesnt have all the answers like you think it does. Science is mostly hypothesis and guesses: they guess how the earth was made, they guess how we got here when the Bible tells you all the answers without guessing.

[catokeeffe]

@hapibth0pel3ss Really? You're telling me information in a book that was made up by a bunch of old men 2000 years ago is hard fact, while scientific evidence, that has been provided and proven through countless experiments, is nothing more than a guess? I suggest you stop buying into religious propaganda and start thinking with your brain for once.

[hapibth0pel3ss]

@catokeeffe okay the bible was made long before people even thought of evolution or the big bang, long before those theories were even made up. Man has made up a lot of things over the years that people dont even know how to believe in anything anymore. Everything has to be logically but what do scientist do when they cant find a logically answer? Why they make one up just so it can apply to what they think.

[catokeeffe]

Did you know that a long time ago people thought the earth was flat? Does that mean it is? People also didn't discover Antarctica until a few hundred years ago, does that mean it doesn't exist and that we're all just making it up? Listen to what you're saying and how ridiculous it sounds. There's proof of evolution all over the world. What proof is there that the bible is true? None. Absolutely none. The fact that the bible is old says more about how wrong it is than anything else.

[catokeeffe]

@hapibth0pel3ss And by the way, I still haven't heard your answer about why my magical potato god is any less true than yours? What proof do you have that anyone should believe in your bible? None. Think about that for a minute. The ONLY reason you believe in it is because you think it's true. That's it. You have no proof, only delusions you call faith. It's sad really. If god is real, why don't you try killing yourself right now so you can meet him?

[hapibth0pel3ss]

@catokeeffe i left you a message about that already, you left me to many messsages and i only got one of them. you have to find it.

[catokeeffe]

@hapibth0pel3ss What reason do you have to believe that the bible is true other than the fact that your parents told you it was when you were young? The only reason you believe it's true is because you've been told it was and told that if you believed otherwise, you'd be punished by an eternity in hell. Basically, you've been brainwashed. I believe in god, but I believe because I reached that conclusion on my own, not because I slavishly obey what's written in a 2000 year old storybook.

[catokeeffe]

@hapibth0pel3ss Learn to think for yourself. If you honestly believe that a 2000 year old myth is the utter and complete truth, you have problems. Can you explain why you believe that without resorting to explanations like "Because it's the word of god"? The only reason you believe it's anything more than a fairytale is because you blindly follow what you were taught as a child. I can't wait for the day when you realize your faith is a lie. The bible is about as true as Greek mythology.

[hapibth0pel3ss]

@catokeeffe I do think for myself actually, i think for myself all the time. My parents didnt have to shove the Bible down my throat or force me to church i simple choose to believe in God cause i thought outside the box then just thinking the Bible is the only answer to God existence. I look at how the world was made and how everything on it was perfectly made just for us to coexist on it. I cant wait till you find out the truth either and one day when you do you WILL remember this conversation

[catokeeffe]

Hmm, so basically, you put more faith in ONE group of people's stories--stories that were written thousands of years ago by a bunch of sexist, power hungry men to secure their societal advantage--than you do all the shared knowledge society has developed between now and then. And whose close-minded? You limit yourself to a single viewpoint and block out all others because you have such deep distrust in your own self worth that you have to validate it by believing your descended from the divine.

[catokeeffe]

@hapibth0pel3ss For instance, MY bible says that god is a giant potato and we're all just eyes growing out of his heavenly, starchy flesh. Why do you immediately dismiss explanations like that while saying that the stories in YOUR bible are indisputable facts? What evidence is there that your book is anything more than a great big, millennia old joke? Oh, right. The only evidence you have is that you THINK it's true. How could anyone argue with that. I mean, if YOU think it's true, it must be!

[hapibth0pel3ss]

@catokeeffe I could say the same thing to you, you think science is true, then it must be right? If evolution is the key that means nothing never stays the same it keep changing. Then why is it we havent seen a monkey turn into a human being yet? And if we evolved from monkeys then i dont think monkeys would exist around the world any more cause we were them at one point. So how would we know we were them, cause somebody GUESSED we came from a monkey and descended from them.

[catokeeffe]

You show absolutely no understanding of how science, or evolution work. It's kind of pathetic actually. Go on living in your delusional little fantasy, but don't be surprised when other people treat you like the idiot you are. But FYI, we didn't evolve from the monkeys that exist now, just like you weren't born from your sister (although I suppose that might actually be true in your case, inbred hick). We evolved from a common ancestor in the past. There's irrefutable proof of this fact.

[catokeeffe]

You clearly have no perception of time. Nothing ever DOES stay the same. The sun is constantly moving across the sky, but if you look at it at any given moment, it doesn't look like it's moving, does it? Guess that means in your world the sun never sets?

[hapibth0pel3ss]

@catokeeffe You can believe we came from a monkey but you cant believe we came from an almighty powerful intelligent God? Come on now which one sounds more ridiculous? Ok you came from a feces flinging monkey who God gave just enough ntelligence to survive in the wilderness, I on the hand, came from God- someone who knows me inside and out and someone who made me smart of enough not to fling my own crap or drink my own piss.

[catokeeffe]

You came from an imaginary creature who only exists because your delusional little mind says he does. That's kind of sad actually. You have so little faith in yourself that you have to believe in a magic man who lives in the sky to validate your own existence?  Pathetic.

FYI, we HAVE seen evolution in action. The AIDS virus says hello. And scientist don't make stuff up like you do. They perform experiments and rely on actual evidence (as opposed to fairy tales) to draw conclusions.

[Jad47276]

@catokeeffe No matter how much logic you put up against this, there are people who won't see it. It has nothing to do with G-d. It has all to do with their insecurity.

[catokeeffe]

@hapibth0pel3ss The fact that you treat science as something one can "believe in" is downright insulting. Comparing actual facts, proven through countless experiments and careful studying, to crazy stories you make up because you're too stupid to comprehend the way the world works... well, it's moronic. It's perfectly possible to reconcile the existence of god with science. YOU, however, are clearly too stupid to do it.

[catokeeffe]

That you're so demeaned by the notion that people evolved from primate ancestors says quite a lot about you. It's also insulting to the god you profess to believe in. Why would god create a universe and then violate it's laws to create life when he could do so WITHIN the laws he created (i.e., through evolution)? That seems a lot more miraculous than you're pathetic little myth about people popping out of mud. Seems like you don't have nearly as much faith in your god as you claim.

[IntoTheDarkWood]

@catokeeffe Wow, dude, it was a fuckin' comedy skit, not an invitation for an argument on religion. You take yourself way too seriously, no one gives a shit what you have to say so STFU and let people laugh.

[catokeeffe]

@IntoTheDarkWood No one's forcing you to read it, dipshit.

[bajost]

Jan Hooks is amazing!

[soulshaker205]

I love her!

[MotherMagdoline]

Jan is one of the best comedic actresses of our time, seriously underrated, shame not a lot of movie roles....

It's seriously sickening that people with not nearly as much talent or looks have so much more fame.

[JeanneRousseau]

This was great and the lyrics so Kathy Lee Gifford-ish!

[cheepersmommy]

love this song

[singsomuch]

LOL :47

"both of us come from GOD **crazy vibrato**" HAHAHAHA

[mrowepat]

@singsomuch Hahaha! too funny! Hey, did you see AuntieDiluvian's vid on this subject?

[sharonkayb]

Agreed! Jan Hooks and Phil Hartman the best of SNL. Ever!

[2468bloob]

I agree where is a best of Jan Hooks dvd ? she was so funny !!!

[JeanneRousseau]

@EeJLP

Jan Hooks didn't kill Phil Hartman. Phil's wife did, who then killed herself.

[EeJLP]

@JeanneRousseau

Yea, I read my source wrong.. my bad. I think I corrected myself after my mistake.

[JeanneRousseau]

@EeJLP

Ooops! Sorry, didn't see that! Jan's too nice to whack Phil. His wife was mentally unstable apparently.

[patrickledford420]

lol we did evolve like everyother animal

[kthankxbye]

reeeeeeeeeeeg!

[subversyv]

damn .. i wish there wuz more lyrics to that song

[SCRYER1973]

ROFLMAO. Jan Hooks is hysterical.

[kcbayguy]

I love Jan Hooks!

[sometinghappened22]

LMFAO i evolved from jesus LMFAO

[falstaffswims]

"...I evolved from Jesus!" The first time I heard that, I nearly shit my pants laughing.

[talkotime]

No Luke I am you ancestor!

[biggerdouchebagjones]

lol! "Suddenly I'm co-hosting with Pat Buchanan!"

[scubusdubus]

Jesus is my fav transformer, next to optimus prime

[ykifle]

the monkey is like wtf?

[toshio1334]

the monkey looks so hurt

[dacarc]

Someone knows where I can find videos or clips of Jan Hooks as Hillary Clinton? Please answer my question.

[yerayo]

Same as JoshFi xcept im looking for sweeney sisters

[sweeneysister]

SNL is sooooooo brutal for taking down any material posted. It's a miracle this has lasted this long. If they were smart they'd just box every season and sell it on DVD? I would do anything to find the sweeney sisters acts as well!

[yerayo]

btw i guess theyre doing it now... the DVDs i mean.

[dylanborn2sing]

Seriously, this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen! I was singing this song in my head all day and laughing to myself, Her face when she says "penis" is priceless, and her voice when she sings "Gaaaawd" is ridiculous!

[JoshFi]

Jan Hooks was always so underused on SNL. Does anyone have any of her skits where she played Kitty Dukakis? They were always funny.

[rosenwannabe]

That monkey is so sweet.

[DJStephenV]

lmao

[Ariamaluum]

How come she didn't get her own movie to star in? She is funnier and more versatile than other female characters on that show past and present.

[updog88]

She's my favorite....PEE WEE!!!

[kellyc01]

Jan Hooks is very, very composed around the monkey. I'm watching the monkey all the time she's singing, and I notice Hooks completely keeps her character and never looks 'challenged' in handling this little creature. Kudos for her as an actress.

[greatnothing42]

that was great ,thanx rockvision.

[udonthavetotellme]

I love these 2 comedians together especially her drama Queen moments...lol. Best regards...

[dsel1415]

animal cruelty

[noprahwinfrey2007]

Hahaha, BRILLIANT. You have to love that exaggerated Kathie Lee hairdo!

By the way, Jan Hooks was also hilarious (and underrated) on "Designing Women."

[LyrcaVirgin]

This was GREAT. You could have all the time to write this sketch, it wouldn't turn out any better.

[pegleg747]

Am I the only one who thinks Jan Hooks was the most underrated member of SNL??? Seriously, she was so talented!! Where the hell is our Best of Jan Hooks dvd???! The fact Adam Sandler and company received so much notorioty over Jan is embarrassing.

"...I don't eat my feces..." lol!

[southerncharma]

I absolutely agree!! She is one of the few SNL alums that make me laugh outloud. I love her. :)

[asmsparents]

DITTO

[MsLttle]

@pegleg747 I totally agree with You..I have always thought she deserved recognition.I always look forward to seeing her in skits and movies(when it happens).

[AllUrUtubeRbelong2me]

@pegleg747 Moments before I read your comment, I was asking myself the exact same question in frustration: WHERE IS THE SNL BEST OF JAN HOOKS DVD? It's bizarre to me and one of life's sad mysteries why more people didn't appreciate how funny she was on SNL. It didn't matter if the sketch was weak or lame, if she was in it, it was worth watching. Jan, you are one of my all time favorite SNL female cast members.

[tonybklyn]

@pegleg747 No you're not..she was the reason I watched the show in those days...her and Dana Carvey.

[jayjayjay]

An Easter classic. Probably the only Easter song in fact.

[sjayyyy]

LOL. I remember this. I love it. Too funny!

[mcrcutie15]

love it

[Kaliopy]

She was one of the best

[snlgirl92]

Jan Hooks is so funny, I wish these episodes would come back on TV.

[lhs88]

Jan Hooks is hilarious, very underrated

[AllisonSNLKid]

Man, I think she is so funny! She was as versatile as the men she co-starred with on SNL. I'm actually not suprised that she would sing a song like this - and I think she and Dana are the perfect Regis and Kathie Lee. Dana and Jan - you rock! Great video, funny song!