The best line:"The Bible has much to say about astronomy" Yeah...all wrong. This is a joke...right? This guy is a comedian doing a bit...right? Please tell me he's not serious.
This is embarrassing Does he happen to have a sermon on critical thinking skills? I think his audience might need to hear something about what the words "critical thinking" means...and I don't think little Davie here is capable of delivering the goods on that one. What a mockery of both history and religion. Shameful.
I'm wondering: he keeps associating himself with Xtians of times long (Long!) past: "We were preaching about (X) even then!". Does he similarly associate himself with the crusades, heretical trials, witch burnings, etc., vis a vis say, the Malleus Malificarium (sic) and similar works?
Here's a sermon on how to beat your slave. Here's a sermon on how demons cause disease. Here's a sermon on how to execute wayward sons and promiscuous daughters. Here's a sermon on women as property. Here's one on pacifism.
Oh wait, sorry, that last one was clearly Jesus just being metaphorical. Carry on.
At 1:22, he says that there was a sermon "on every issue of the day." Somehow, I don't think that DNA, high speed rail or special relativity were issues back in the mid-1700s. So the title of this video is incorrect. In the name of fairness, it would be good to change the misleading title.Then we can critique this video more accurately.
Barton must REALLY be stretching the limits of what the OT actually says. I've glossed over it so many times, and I STILL cannot remember ever hearing half the shit he says ever being mentioned there. Most of it was just God being a fucking prick and always punishing the Jews for being "unfaithful' and "immoral" in his eyes.
Sure, you guys can go back to the 18th century if you want, explaining everything with the bible. The rest of us will be over here with all the riches modern science has brought us. Have fun dying at 40 because there's no modern medicine to help you out. Oh wait, it's all in gods plan anyway, isn't it? So just pray or something ,you'll be fine. We'll be waiting for an apology when you realize you miss the internet, medicine, electricity, etc etc.
Yeah yeah yeah, we already know all of that crap. What we REALLY need to know is how to properly beat our slaves. We really need to get this country back to the Bible, after all!
Yeah, I'm sure ALL these sermons were just a guy going up to the pulpit and quoting directly from the Bible. There's no interpretation involved, and religious leaders never added their own opinions, for fear that God would hit them with lightning. Get lost, Barton.
what a FUCKING dumbass! No, the Bible does NOT say all that shit. Stop making shit up, you retarded monkey.
Jesus Christ, were the earliest Americans REALLY that nutty?? "I'm gonna write a sermon about how such-and-such event has to do with biblical values and standards"
The best line:"The Bible has much to say about astronomy" Yeah...all wrong. This is a joke...right? This guy is a comedian doing a bit...right? Please tell me he's not serious.
jdgrab1 1 month ago
David Barton is a straight-up liar!
aprox23 2 months ago
Seven Mountain Strategy. Look it up. Barton just spoke about this on one of his latest radio shows.
jfsfrnd 7 months ago
So that's where Barton is getting the information that current issues all go back to the Bible - from 200 YEAR OLD SERMONS?
jfsfrnd 7 months ago
Keep it in your church.
jfsfrnd 7 months ago
What is this crazy-man talking about?!? The Bible has much to say about transportation, astronomy, taxes, patriotism??? Is this guy nuts?
TouchOfGreatness 8 months ago
There is no god, which is why the church and state should stay separate: The Christians who want to control Washington are mentally ill.
Purianite 10 months ago
This is embarrassing Does he happen to have a sermon on critical thinking skills? I think his audience might need to hear something about what the words "critical thinking" means...and I don't think little Davie here is capable of delivering the goods on that one. What a mockery of both history and religion. Shameful.
1coyotelightning 11 months ago
I'm wondering: he keeps associating himself with Xtians of times long (Long!) past: "We were preaching about (X) even then!". Does he similarly associate himself with the crusades, heretical trials, witch burnings, etc., vis a vis say, the Malleus Malificarium (sic) and similar works?
MsGingergingercat 11 months ago
David Barton..A Truely great American. Keep you the good work Dave, tell it like it is, err... Was.
jayaye21 11 months ago
David Barton is such a kook.
chuckfrasher 1 year ago 11
Here's a sermon on how to beat your slave. Here's a sermon on how demons cause disease. Here's a sermon on how to execute wayward sons and promiscuous daughters. Here's a sermon on women as property. Here's one on pacifism.
Oh wait, sorry, that last one was clearly Jesus just being metaphorical. Carry on.
FairCogent 1 year ago 11
At 1:22, he says that there was a sermon "on every issue of the day." Somehow, I don't think that DNA, high speed rail or special relativity were issues back in the mid-1700s. So the title of this video is incorrect. In the name of fairness, it would be good to change the misleading title.Then we can critique this video more accurately.
mydh122 1 year ago 2
where's the sermon on special relativity???
stephenexmachina 1 year ago
And if you do not follow my gods rules he will send you to hell.
a300pilotster 1 year ago
He seems to have forgot about the sermon on magnets, and the miracle of how they work.
Pernic10us 1 year ago
"God has lots of transportation principles in the bible!" I wonder what the fare was for a flaming chariot ride from Bethlehem to Jericho.
xchoexhoecxoechx 1 year ago
Execution sermon?? Oh, god
That's PERFECT for the Old Testament, though! They LOVED execution, especially for things as insignificant as sodomy and eating shrimp.
whoo689 1 year ago
Do these "transportation principles" in the Bible include emphasizing the importance of things like high-speed rail and public transit??
Dumbass
whoo689 1 year ago
Barton must REALLY be stretching the limits of what the OT actually says. I've glossed over it so many times, and I STILL cannot remember ever hearing half the shit he says ever being mentioned there. Most of it was just God being a fucking prick and always punishing the Jews for being "unfaithful' and "immoral" in his eyes.
whoo689 1 year ago
The Christian Patriot? I'm sure the teabaggers would LOVE that one.
whoo689 1 year ago
@whoo689 And they do. He's rather popular with them.
YaoiHuntressEarth 7 months ago
What does the bible say about DNA? Or about micro-bacterial organisms?
DcEatsItsYoung 1 year ago
Sure, you guys can go back to the 18th century if you want, explaining everything with the bible. The rest of us will be over here with all the riches modern science has brought us. Have fun dying at 40 because there's no modern medicine to help you out. Oh wait, it's all in gods plan anyway, isn't it? So just pray or something ,you'll be fine. We'll be waiting for an apology when you realize you miss the internet, medicine, electricity, etc etc.
rjc34 1 year ago 2
Again - Thankyou for informing us on these people - you have a new Sub
Dar0A0Nakk 1 year ago
lol what a dumbass. makes me feel better about being atheist.
BigMidget06 1 year ago 2
Christianity: Telling you what you should think for hundreds of years.
chodaboy51500 1 year ago
Do you have a sermon supporting slavery? I really would like to read that.
claudiaquat 1 year ago
Murder and rape, injustice, killing children.. eternal torture.. the bible loves it
MisterDoctorE 1 year ago
Yeah yeah yeah, we already know all of that crap. What we REALLY need to know is how to properly beat our slaves. We really need to get this country back to the Bible, after all!
FairCogent 1 year ago
Yeah, I'm sure ALL these sermons were just a guy going up to the pulpit and quoting directly from the Bible. There's no interpretation involved, and religious leaders never added their own opinions, for fear that God would hit them with lightning. Get lost, Barton.
AllOfTheRestWillFlow 1 year ago
Keep it up asshole, get ready to have all churches pay taxes. Which is LONG overdue anyway.
06mustangCE 1 year ago
What do you mean, "What does the Bible say about elections?" NOT A DAMN THING, you moron!
The old Israeli state was a MONARCHY! There were no elected leaders, for christ sake.
whoo689 1 year ago
what a FUCKING dumbass! No, the Bible does NOT say all that shit. Stop making shit up, you retarded monkey.
Jesus Christ, were the earliest Americans REALLY that nutty?? "I'm gonna write a sermon about how such-and-such event has to do with biblical values and standards"
whoo689 1 year ago
@whoo689 That's what the Christian right wants. They want a theocratic ruler. Elections are so secular.
voyzovrezon 1 year ago