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  • double agreed . it s just lust if i gave a damn bout twilight i would pick jacob/'bella

    because they were friends before they were in love

  • @KitaCamui yea but they didn't sparkle.

  • My only issue with twilight is this,you take ur girlfriend to see it everytime a new one comes out in the hope of a bj or at the very least some kfc yet it never happens!

  • @Number1fan1989 that sucks man, my girlfriend has never dragged me to these "films" seeing as how she is smart and actually intelligent.

  • I love you XD

  • Agreed. It's not love, it's lust.

    I love "Miss.Delacourt Speaks Her Mind" by Heidi Ashworth. The two main characters, Ginny and Anthony, hate each other and are thrown together by an absurd plan made by the Dowager Duchess. After they spend time together, they start to love each other, but don't tell each other out of fear and insecurity. They both have flaws and they grow until they come to a wonderful end. The conflicts are beautifully done too.

  • Sorry you lost me at God

  • Also, some vampire legends did say that vampires could have babies with human mothers, called dhampirs.

  • No, vampires don't burn in the sun, Nosferatu started that craze. Bram Stoker's vampire was just weakened by the sun.

  • TEAM ALUCARD! (The awesome vampire from Hellsing :D)

  • @perrottafamily1 BEST OVA EVER! (HELLSING!) :)

  • Anyone seen any video reviews or read any online reviews about the e-book

    April Curran Meets the Vampire of Crimson Cove High School?

  • So glad that this crap didn't come out when I was in HS

  • Twilight has got to be the single most worst piece of literature I have ever laid my eyes on. How anyone can like that garbage is beyond me.

  • TEAM EDWARD!!!! Jk j ELRIC!!!! Becuase only Armstrong gets to sparkle. I'm sorry I had to say that lol

  • I just noticed that bella looks a lot like Meyer herself. ._.UU I'm sorry if I'm slow at catching up with things, but twilight isn't exactly something I give much attention, unless I'm extremely bored. XD

  • @questionsatheistno1 Well, it's in the book that he's supposedly as hard as a rock, so I imagine it would suffice for an errection. But yes, it'd be impossible especially since he's without sperm. Lol.

  • This was recorded with a washing machine.

  • Ok i SOOOOOO agree with you

    Also, i told my friend about a book with REAL vampires "Cirque Du Freak" and they were like "What's that?" and i was like "...Really? It's a book with REAL vampires" and they were like "Oh like twilight" that drove me NUTS

    Vampire love ISN'T EASY, It's super hard

    Stephane Meyer is sooo stupid, LOVE LIVE DARREN SHAN

  • @blueblue930 I mean LONG LIVE DARREN SHAN

  • Twishit definently ripped names of other books and lameified them.

    Bellatraix Lestrange = Girl power! She's an evil bitch but at least she didn't make Susan B. Anthony die in vain.

    Alice Longbottom = willing to die for her son, actually did go insane.

    Charlie = awesome brother who works with dragons.

    Sirius BLACK = sexy-beast who can turn into a dog.

    James potter = awesome sexy Marauder

    and there's more ...

  • omg youre totally right!!

    youre awsome and i agree with you completely :)

  • ok so what! ITS A RANT!

  • This would be in my favorites if you didn't say "like" so much.

  • hey i wanted to ask um how did you put that picture in the video. did you edit it there?

    thnx

  • Of course it's a Potter fan hating ! Please shut up already !

  • I agree with you fuck twilight they ruined vampires and werewolves

  • Your voice is deeper than Justin Bieber. SO off topic but true. Amazing rant. I was about to burn the copy my friend made me read. But then I saw the library barcode

  • awesome points. anne rice even bashed stephanie myer's books and called her twilight books "a failure of the imagination". one more reason to love anne rice (her books are beyond epic) if you want to see edward burn check out my video- zombie peeps burn edward with the sun to make a twilight smore :D

  • you rock

  • Edward is a sparkly fairy with blood fetish because his hobby is spreading his sparkles by frolicking in the woods with his necrophilia girlfriend, lame-ass, Mary Sue: Bella Fucking Swan. Together, they ruined A chance to create a good Vampire and Human relationship and the whole concept on Vampires because of their author--an old woman by the name of Stephanie Meyer who spread her evil "best selling novel" to millions of innocent lives.

    Thank you and that's a wrap.

  • Edward said in the first movie that he is going to Hell

    wtf Stephanie! If he cant die then how will he go to hell?!

  • Who gives a Damn how tall she is?!

  • traditionally in classic lore and also Bram Stoker's Dracula, Vampires could walk in the day time(the whole night time only thing came from the fact no one ever saw a supposed Vampire in the day time) just in Dracula they were just weaker. The daylight thing originated with the unoffical silent film adaptation of Dracula, Nosferatu where Garf Olak could only be killed by the first rays of dawn. But they still didn't fucking sparkle, play baseball, or closet cases and were real monsters.

  • i can't believe stephenie is ACTUALLY married.

  • @simbafan92 I can't beleive her husband stays with her especially when she tells him constiently that should her vegan fairy golem(which is what he is, as he's is not a fucking vampire) Edward and the flea bag Jacob end up being real she would leave his ass for them in a heartbeat, and tells this to the public. Seriously I would of ditched her for one of my other wives by now.

  • @Evilmonkey66699 exactly. the man should dump the bitch already

  • Harry Potter is vastly superior to the shittiness of Twilight.

    It pains me that people even call Stephanie Meyer an "author", because that would put her on par with actual, talented authors like Stephen King, JK Rowling, Edgar Allan Poe and JRR Tolkien.

    Screw Twilight. It sucks.

  • I try hard not to hate on Twilight...but everytime my young cousins mention the piece of trash I end up spending the rest of my visit tearing down their Twilight induced dreams of the future, I'm such a monster! But it's so hard to control myself... D:<

  • i have to say this i agree with you and i like twilight o.O

  • You are right, very right... you are a smart, smart woman.

  • Harry Potter FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • search vampire web site.net, then see if you believe in vampires after that.

  • ya, edward's a pedophile. bella's a mary sue.

  • You know, you made some very good points! I was at a session with my councilor(I'm getting help with my Anxiety, because school is getting kind of rough for me.) And she mentioned some of these things! She said that Twilight worried her, because she would hear how these girls were so in love with it and stuff. But what my councilor really didn't like, was Bella's NEED to be with either Jacob or Edward. Meaning that a girl can't survive without her boyfriend. So you made some awesome points! :)

  • very interesting, this book doesnt compete with my other favorites, steph is overated, Harry Potter is not mocked and opposed like Twilight is, Kristen Stewart seems to hate it and supposedly Taylor Lautner cant stalk me ahaha. i appreciate finding views like this.

  • Very well said to be honest. Other then the fact you forgot to include it is necrophilia and a hint of pathetic

  • dracula by bram stoker is the nol 1 vampire book 

  • The Twilight Series: The Story of One Woman's Choice Between Beastiality and Necrophilia

  • Eclip Fail

  • @DarkAngel2l8 You kidding? The movies practically follow the books exactly, so that's why they suck. (Yes, the acting IS terrible.)

  • ...so wanting to be a vampire means you belong in hell???

    good rant until that part

  • Sorry, you said "like thirteen-year olds" and you lost me.

    I was looking for an intellectual argument.

  • im like harry potter way better than twilight wanna no why........... cause it has MAGIC bumbumbum

  • Gaylight... wait, that sounds better than twilight

    .

  • @RyanTheTuber How about Twatlight? Because I dont think even GAY people want to associate with the Pedo...

  • @GentlemanAeon777 Ah, good one

  • Again, I think the books are a peak into the mind of the author. The idea that all Bella wants out of Edward is sex tells me the Mrs. Meyers is...you know, "lonely."

  • Also, Edward is way too protective and demanding. Bella is so small mouthed. She can't even stand up for herself.

  • The reason Bella is clumsy is cause she walks through life drunk off her ass! How else would she find Ed-tard attractive?

  • @SerasChan See, that would've made the book more interesting because it would give Bella a tangible flaw.

  • @TomMSTie haha! very possible

  • @SerasChan Thank you. :)

  • LOL, the first thing I thought when you said, "it's mostly talked about by like 13-years-olds" I said, "And you can talk about it because you're 14?" Then I went to your page and TADA!

    Don't get me wrong, I hate Twilight too, I'm just being silly. ;)

  • I love this video! Honestly I read the books.... That is a year of my life I want back.... I'm gonna have to read my school textbooks to get back half the brain cells I lost reading it... But it's true why people say none of her books are original... And those THINGS... she calls vampires are not vampires.... I've never heard of a veggie vampire... Now Underworld is a vampire and werewolf movie....

  • im a twilight fan and i actually agree with you lik sriously edward is a stalker a gay vampire that is actually funny and meyer actually is trying to describe herself i mean if he was 17 she could actually fit in with that discription im a twi fan and i totally agree with you

  • Mormons,

    thats all I have to say and everyone knows its a joke.

  • Harry Potter is superior.

  • OK GUYS GROW UP! ITS JUST A MOVIE HOLY CRUD!! geeeez ok here dont make stupid videos and u wont get ur butt kicked. kk?

  • This saga needs to burn. Mary-sues are bitches, so are gay vampires.

    (I love gay people, it's just gay vampires that piss me off)

    My friend is so obbsessive over it, it's really scary :'(

  • @jgpoodle I cannot believe you said this. I am around ppl everyday who disagree with me, but I would never say things to them like "I HATE YOU" or "jump off a cliff." Are u truly suggesting she should die for her opinion of a simple book? Just becuase she doesn't agree with u?, A person she doesn't know. U all wonder why antis dislike obsessed fans, it's becuase u go crazy and use words like hate though u don't know us, and say we should commit suicide or cause other bodily harm. Is that right?

  • @jgpoodle yyuo need to chill Dont wantch if your going to be a Bitchh

  • @jgpoodle hey twilighter are the annoying mood swing freakis!

    sorry that was no

    most fan girls die over some FICTIONAL yes FICTIONAL (don't care if spelled rong) person!!!

  • lol, you PMS-ing, or what? ha-hah.

    God, "u anti twilighters!!" what kinda insult is that?

  • @jgpoodle

    I don't think I've ever seen a more retarded bitch in my entire life... no, I'm serious.

  • I think meyer gives female writers a bad name, I love vampires but I don't respect twilight enough to put a upper case M and T :P I read comic books because of the twilight thing :) I <3 Deadpool and X-Men :)

  • one of the many many things i hate about twilight is the covers the whole symbalisim(dont think i spelt that right)thing SM has going is really anoying

  • Haha. Twilight sucks. Your rant is awesome.

  • Thank you very much! :)

    You nice and intelligent person!

  • I hate Twilight is a evil book i burned it and i could still feel the awful writing even Stephen King thinks the Twilight books are bad. SM killed the vampires. I am dead serious Twilight 1 and 2 ripoffed two really good books

    twilight 1 ripoffed Let The Right ne In

    Twilight 2 ripoffed Anita Blake

    If every aesome vampire fro th books and movie read or saw twilight they will kill SM

  • You burned it?! Awesome sauce!!!

    Well, if Stephen King said it was bad, then you must know its HORRIBLE! ROFLMAO!!! (I love Stephen King, he's amazing!)

    And Twilight didn't just rip off those books, but others as well, such as: Romeo and Juliet, Pride and Prejudice, and Wuthering Heights. It's a shame, really.

    And if they do, I would like to see them (the awesome vampires) do it slowly and painfully. LOL, no I wouldn't want to see that. Gross!

  • I know that a lot of ppl read Twilight.& no, the books are NOT good.I NEVER said that you couldn't like Twilight.& as you said,every1 has their own opinion,including me.If I want to think that Twilight sucks,then I will.I'm not going to stop liking HP because ppl hate it.Just because ppl don't like it, doesn't mean you will stop liking Twilight, does it?SMeyer can love writing,she just won't be good.I don't have a problem,but apperantly you can't handle ppl having a diff. opinion than yours.

  • Hey retard stepheny myer made vampires look like whiny bitch emo faggots. For one the book is shit and your two retarded to know that 2. if your a guy and you like it you probably suck dick. not meant to be homophobic but seriously. 3 it destroys the folklore and tradition of vampires. Your part of the stupid teen generation get brain surgery while you can.

  • SM's dream man is a stalkerish, pedofilic, gorgeous, possesive, verbally and emotionally abusive guy who has bipolar disease. Bella is Stephanie Meyer

  • i find it unfortunate that i can no longer think of a vampire, or a wearwolf, to of history's and literature's most infamous and horrifying monsters, without thinking of the sparkly queer "boy candy" they have come to be represented by today. and i also completely agree with your statement that this entire series of books is based really on one thing: lust. and the movies only made them worse. twilight is synonymous with mary sue. and its not just bella. its the entire book. down with twilight!

  • Hey SMeyer here`s my fantasy watching Brahm Stoker and Anne Rice kick your butt

  • Didn't they do that already??? :D

  • Bella is smeyer

  • of course!

  • twilight can suck my balls you vampire fagz. and what the fuck is "ANTI-twilight rant" you mean twilight rant basicly anti and rant combined is a positive that faggot.

  • Um...If you didn't listen to the video correctly or if you have brain problems, let me clear something up for you.I HATE Twilight.And I don't appreciate you calling me a faggot. It doesn't offend me personally, and it proves just how immature you are. I think it's stupid to call anybody anything over the internet because you don't know me personally.

    Anti-Twilight rant is a rant about being an anti-Twilighter. If I wrote Twilight Rant, I'd be talking about how Twilight is good, which it isn't.

  • your fucking stupid.

    if you put a rant after something it generally means your ranting about it

  • wasnt Twilight based on Stephenie Meyer's sexual fantasy? if so I do think its HORRIBLY wrong to sell sex to 14 year olds.

  • Oh, of course it was. lol And its not only 14 year olds, there are 12 and even 11 year old reading Twilight. Poor children.

  • lucky me, I know a good book when I find one, a prime example of a good book on vampires is Dracula by Bram Stoker.

  • Go you! We should be friends. lol.

  • possibly, shamefully the only channel I can escape the insanity that Meyer unleashed on the world is the channel Animal Planet which I think is a backwater channel nobody gives 2 shits about.

  • @jgpoodle actually it was her sexual fantasy which SHOULD NEVER BE SOLD TO MINORS.

  • Am I the only 13 year old(okay, 12... but 13 in december xD) that HAAAAATES Twilight?

  • Not really. I have a 12 year old cousin and some 13 year old friends who also hate Twilight.

    Don't worry! You're not alone.

    I am 14 and I hate Twilight, so... Yeah!

  • i dont understand why bella and edward love each other. Mayer say its love? love takes time to develope and a matter of fact u have to have trust before love comes in the picture and trust takes time to develope also

  • They don't love each other. They lust after each other, ehich is a completely different thing than love. But, apparantly, Stephenie Meyer doesn't seem to realize that. :D

  • Twilight sucks

  • I know, right?

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