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  • dear god - never mind the accent, i couldn't help laughing at how fucked his teeth are!

  • actually he even look like a cartoon.his face is more funnier then his joke.ha ha

  • LOL! And he thinks his accent is any better??? LMAO!!!

  • The funny thing is : His accent was so much funnier than his Indian accent ! lmao

  • is this guy indian?

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOLL....

  • haha... very ... um... I... I dunno

  • Funny thing is, it was the Italians and Germans who probably raped his country...but he won't say a word to them, but Indians he will say something.

  • Sounds like an Arab monkey. At least we don't let our country get run by dictators and western countries. We have a strong military and we can defend ourselves. Go first take care of your messed up countries. I don't know why America lets these people come in here. Only let educated Arabs come here please, not these gas station scum who only exploit us.

  • @saywow2002 Raised in India, now telling Americans who to let immigrate. Priceless! Saywow is a perfect example of why the people of the USA are trying to close their borders. I have seen this 1,000 times. The "status" that immigration offers, now he can lord over the world including YouTube. Saywow, when you say "us" who are you talking about, the Indian immigrants, the student visas, the illegals? India called, they want their call center person back. You are a little man, with a large hate.

  • @DougsterCanada1 Moron I came here as a fellowship student for Graduate Studies. Many schools invited me to their campuses. Now many companies pay a lot of money to keep me around. I have been here for a while. I only help America I am not like the scum that comes from North Africa by going to Italy first, coming over here as a tourist, then getting married to a fat chick for citizenship. Stop hating people like me. Look around Indians are doing very well in America.

  • @saywow2002 Can't pay you that much, based on what you drive. If you are so smart, how come you had to come to America, not fix your own country? Yet, your hate and cast/class disgust is transparent. Obviously you are saying here what you are afraid to say to your overlords. If you were worth anything, you would be bettering your country instead of laughing at the misfortunes of others. And calling everyone a moron. So, I guess you did marry a fat chick huh? LOL How is the P90X working for her?

  • @DougsterCanada1 Idiot America offers lot more in terms of opportunities especially for highly intelligent people with advanced knowledge/skills/degrees. Did you read what I wrote? I wrote about the filth that comes to America through deceit. I don't want to waste my life bettering any country. I will live my life in the best country possible and enjoy it. I am not married but me and my girl friend are also certified trainers, I learn from P90X sometimes. Now go back to flipping burgers!!

  • @saywow2002 Well, aren't you just full of lies in your comments. Seems your opinions and attitudes change from moment to moment. Just letting a few of the people here you care to insult know what kind of liar you are. But, like you lamented elsewhere here, you will always be just a technician, and that seems appropriate for the trash you are. Make all the ad hominem insults you want, you will never achieve what your heart's secret desire is. Later "Russell" wannabe.

  • @DougsterCanada1 Yeah I am a technician making well over 100K. Thankfully I have advanced degrees which makes me an Engineer and not a technician. For that we have people like you who go to ITT Tech. You sound like a true geek. My heart's desire is achieved, I live in a wonderful house with a great creative rewarding job, lots of respect, travel places, have a sexy gf. What more can I want. You forgot to flip the burger, come on don't burn it or you will lose your $7/hr job...

  • @saywow2002 Well here we go my little brown friend. Once again, all these lies. I can only imagine far too many YouTube boasters like you actually are low level techs, who are self-loathing on many levels. ITT Tech? Please, you have been watching too many commercials. Say what you like, but in other comments, you say you are married, so which is it to be? Also you complain about being stuck in a mid-level tech job. As to respect, you only get what you give... "moron".

  • @saywow2002 Funny isn't it, how if I am flipping burgers I have such access to the Internet, at pretty much anytime I choose unlike you, 9-5 slave. Now, regarding ITT, I was an original investor in the first Internet company in Orange County (somewhere your 100K hasn't allowed you to live yet). A good friend of mine named Sky started an Internet company, I was an original investor there too, and also worked for stock instead of overtime. Hence living where I choose while you still work.

  • @DougsterCanada1 Funny yeah, cause I can access anything at my work too. Don't have any hours, I come and go as I please, benefits of being too good in your field. Regarding that, check out channelinx, doubletake I have been investor and original creator in the early 2000s.Check out Knowledgetip. I am owner of that consulting company too. I work in R & D cause I am a problem solver, I need complicated problems to solve. I have a paid off house and cars, I work for fun but money is good too.

  • @DougsterCanada1 I live in Hancock county, Indiana, I got a 100 acre ranch here, that's where I like to live. I got family/friends and my beautiful horses. I am not here to talk about money moron. I said America should close it's door to people who deceive, some who come as Tourists, fool a girl to to get citizenship, and then live on welfare. You went so far away from the point. Are you one of those North African scum that comes like that, by going to Europe first and them coming here??

  • @saywow2002 If you are not here to talk about money, why do I know you make 100K? If you are not here to talk about money, why accuse me of flipping burgers? You are such a Russell Peters wanna be. Still, you refuse to answer about the lies you tell on here. Elsewhere you say you are married and your parents who are Muslim could care. So what is it? Lying to us or your parents, or both? Such a loser, and a liar.

  • @DougsterCanada1 I am not into cars, soon I will be making my own car. Wish I could make my own engine. I never understood, why pay $50,000 for a car and pay $500 Insurance on it, making someone else rich so you can feel rich. Most rich who steal money buy so many cars and boats and then go bankrupt. Car is for driving that's all.

  • @saywow2002 LOL whatever, just ask yourself this. Why do you need to prove how rich you are on YouTube? How many 15 year olds come on here and say I'm 35, strong as an ox, own guns, drive Hummers, and have a zillion girlfriends? Now, my little brown man, with over half your comments to other people the first word is "Moron!" If I were you with 100K a ranch, horses, woman, job, new car, etc I would spend all my free time here calling people "Moron!", right? LOL ya, right. I believe you! ROFLMAO!

  • @DougsterCanada1 I didn't you asked for it. If were before me I would kick your ass, because you would have asked for it. It's fun picking on people like you, loser!! There are many CEO's who admit getting on youtube, why not it's fun. You cannot be doing sex all day, riding horses all day, playing in pool all day. You should spend some time online. And my comments took about 10 mins, I know it probably takes you 2 hrs due to your great education to form one sentence.LOL

  • @saywow2002 CEO? Your company is a single employee, you are not even incorporated. My little brown friend Kaleem, perhaps we can get you on a no fly list soon. How is your student visa status? Oh and as to kicking my butt, you would need to leave the USA, so re-entry would prove difficult. I suspect you would not get withing 300 - 500 yards of me. Sit here and lie, like you have been proven a liar by your own words. I got to you! LOL the troll has been trolled and you did it yourself. LOL

  • @DougsterCanada1 Hehe, I am a citizen now : )....did come here on student visa though....hahaha.. I got you to check me out..hehe...I provided real company names, what companies were you talking about loser...maybe I can hire you as a janitor if you are tired of living on welfare...please let me know....or you can just clean my toilets, I will pay you $7.5/hr little more than you you have been making for past several years...LOL

  • @saywow2002 Feel free to type anything you want here. You can invent, and reinvent and lie about yourself until the cows come home. You cannot prove one of your lies. You have been exposed, like your lie about being married, which you are not, and then being Punjab, which you then say you are not. You have, my little brown friend, been exposed for the fraud you are. And now, I dismiss you so that all can get on with their lives, except you, as you have only lies. Next loser, please.

  • @saywow2002 If I fail to answer, it's because you have been proven a liar and are now blocked. Enjoy your lies and fantasy and self-loathing because, when then sun goes down, you know you are who you cannot change. Therefore, I win. Just like the brave soldiers you disrespect, I have what you will never have. Respect.

  • @saywow2002 Now my little brown friend, as to "education" and "sentences", please review your own. An educated person would not say "I didn't you asked for it" and "If were before me". If "what" were before you? As to your CEO boast, you are a 1 person business, so you are also the janitor. "You cannot be doing sex" Most educated people say "One cannot be having sex" not "doing". Trust me, I understand your sentences, it's just that I have to read them aloud with an east Indian accent. ROFLMAO

  • @DougsterCanada1 Oh no just cause you put something inside double quotes doesn't mean you are right...each and every sentence you wrote is wrong, but I cannot blame you, it's your education, oh wait a sec, you are probably a high school drop out...I don't see anything wrong with "I didn't you asked for it"...it's OK when I hire you as janitor, you don't have to write anything, no writing on papers...just picking them up..LOL...

  • I don't know why the fuck they put all that weight on these letters, t-d-w-z??????

  • muahahahah!!!

  • hilarious...not...

  • ROTI PRATA

  • what>?

  • whatever. One reason Indians are made fun of is not just bad accent, but also a big mouth

  • comwon yaar, the joke was funny :-)

  • @raddddeww.... u can stop faking being an indian. you are not an indian and your stinking attitude says that. indians are not racist however, they are not modest enough to take trash from anyone and evryone. get that straight!!!

  • you arabs are such loosers!! lol....

  • @hritikaaas im indian your racist,get over it, no one here likes you

  • yo relax man.. these guys are just having fun.. everyone disses other accents and cultures.. i dont think any harm was intended..

  • you stupid pakistanis...don't get jealous of India...do u wanna see how successful we indians are? see this: /watch?v=WWQ_gpEHjwc&feature=r­elated

  • OMFG

    moron indians!!! stop being so fuckin sensitive for fuck sake!!!!

    "HAYYYY ATLEAST OUR INDIAN ECONOMY IS NOT IN RECESSION LIKE U WHITE MOTHER FUCKERS!!"

    WTF???? stupid fuckers calm down!!!! no one has bloody time to listen to russell peters to get the right accent!!!! goddamn 3rd worlders!!!

  • @subzi i agree me being indian and all, btw we arnt 3rd world, and they are sensitive cus some of us are weirdly patriotic..... i go to a christian school and they usually kick out all the muslims cus... well.... i dunno... they are racist too....

  • @subzi I bet most of those 3'rd "world-ers" : )...are far more educated and can contribute more to America's economy that a red neck trash scum like you who probably gets welfare and lives on food stamps, courtesy of my taxes...

  • Hehehe you're in EFL class too!

    you better improuve your English than making a joke with the indian accent.

  • wowo u suck at doing an indian accent

  • A cool one!

  • ahha fagget making fun of indian accent,, LOOK AT YOUR ACCENT "puth three wards in sentense"

  • true wat fags

  • I don't know why everyone uses Apu as a reference for an Indian accent. I don't think Apu sounds Indian at all. You should listen to Russell Peters or Paul Varghese for a genuine Indian accent.

  • You got it totally wrong buddy.. Watch Russell Peter's video and improve..!!

  • good one

  • Who, your father?

  • not funny...wish it was :(

  • yeah and thats why all the outsourcing happens to india and none of it goes to any arab nation.....

    get rid of ur own accent habibi b4 making fun of others :)

  • because they r cheap

  • @sunlitekid01 Well said, imagine an Arab answering your call...lol....

  • lol funny

  • lol, good one

  • damn...wats soo funny here, ur looking ugly because u r making fun of some one who is not around you. u sure will get a tight slap from an indian for all these nonsense u made..

  • hey bro u get angry so fast...i wonder what u'll say after watching Russell Peters' videos

  • indians never open hand against lighter skin

  • WHAT????????

  • hahaha good joke!!

  • you are an asshole and u fucking have an accent too you bald fucker

  • too bad india is outshining the recession of the world.........hahaha...who's having the last laugh, guys!

  • @sharkiecutie true. Outshined the recession with 500 million below poverty line and 400 mill. without toilet.

  • @CowSriRam hahaha nice one.

  • @CowSriRam But still the 500million above poverty line are taking your jobs..hehehehe..

  • sub urdu kiun bol rahe hain

  • Terrorist

  • HAHAHAHA...i said yellow.. hhhahaha thats funny

  • HAHA THAT'S FUNNY!

  • this guy is very ugly n have less hair in the fucking brainless head.

  • U terrorists fuddu gooh khane waale shitty log.........u cannot ruin the Indians ...they will remain on the top wat they are..........fattu tu hai,fuddi tu hai tatti tu hai..gareeb aur bhikhaari tu hai......samjha this is a reality....accept karna hai kar nai kar sakta toh ja ke mar apni maa ke kuchhar mein..

  • U terrorists fuddu gooh khane waale shitty log.........u cannot ruin the Indians ...they will remain on the top wat they are..........fattu tu hai,fuddi tu

    phr woi fuddi, phr woi tatti...abay mumy dady koi variety lao apni comedy main sastay comedian,, tatti kay pujaari har waqt tujhay tati soojti hai...tatti man...badbooo ka gaudaam

  • teri behan ki chod sala tu hai terrorist muslim fuddu...sabko pata hai ye......badboodaar...2 saal se tum log nahate nai....suar aur buffalo khate ho....door se he stink karte ho.........tum logon ko toh gaddhe pe bitha ke muh kaala kar ke nachana chahiye india mein aur tumhe nihangon se koddey manwane chahiye ...dharti pe bojh...100 bacche paida karte ho tum muslim aur naam aa jata hai India ka.......Asia ko sirf pakistan ki wajah se boora mante hain....tum agar khatam ho jao toh sab saaf ho

  • tum logon ko toh gaddhe pe bitha ke muh kaala kar ke nachana chahiye india mein aur tumhe nihangon se koddey manwane chahiye ...dharti pe ....

    Asia ko sirf pakistan ki wajah se boora mante hain....tum agar khatam ho jao toh sab saaf ....

    khataam karkay tau bataoo phaato ki aulaadoon....batan choodnay say bachayy hotay naa agar tau sub say zayada terayy hootay.....teray assumptions lainay say kuch nai hoonay wala rohntii manhooos..rota reh..europeann hai tujhay asia ki kya fikar hoogai dooghlay

  • A hindu guy asks a Muslim: Why do we get burnt and Muslim get burried?the Muslim guy replied..its common sense ..Treasure getz buried and Rubbish getz burnt.

  • Fuck indian accent..

  • can't agree more, i don't even give a shit to those guys who have an indian accent, i am always like"oh shit, piss off, eat pussy"

  • and who give a fuck what you think, some white trash fuck

  • what a douche bag, i know ur nuthin but bitchy, i treat u guys as some damn porch monkeys

  • Atleast Indians can speak more than 1 language but the white assholes just know how to make love and that too in the public and have n number of relations and get caught with n number of diseases like AIDS .they always stuck to a word SEX nothing else thats y they are far behind from success&India is taking advantage of it that all the jobs from Europe, US and other foreign countries are in India nowadays.ha ha ha.u jealous bastards...u can only takeout ur frustration

  • but really indianz should accept their accent is realy irritating to hera , y can indianz cannot control their neck while speraking, it moves like a spring

  • Y dont u read the reply before posting it....ur english is so pathetic!!!

    U r not perfect either. U cant even spell correctly and pointing out mistakes in Indians. see urself first before commenting........

    U r sick man!!!!

    hard fact to digest but thats really true.....Go and hire someone who can teach you english..........And dont even try to compare yourself with Indians....U r not even 1% .....

  • hey its okay dun cry, y u indians always start to cry on each and every issue, and we dun need to learn english, whatever we say in english sounds cool and understandable, but when u indianz speak english, i feel like kiking their asses, its soo irritaing, the whole world says that, now din cry

  • U r sick!!!!

    In India, we have all the foreign business settled. I can very well imagine wat kind of person you are and wat kind of Indians u met. The highly qualified and educated Indians cannot be ur

  • y are u teling me about ur business, even ur business men speak in thi sirritating accent, haha

  • :-P U think u speak cool english and without grammar........u speak shit and nothing else........dont jealous....hard fact to digest.....go and Pooh ...u may feel better......

    heheheheheheh

  • oye hoye bmw in indiaa, bahtreen,, if companies are moving in india what can we do, its gud for not for us, we have our own methods of prospering, dun act like a mummy daddy, and dun justify or force ur countries axpects, what do u think ur justification will make us happy? go and clean the ur AIDS filled shit india,and improve ur poverty, ur progress is minimal about 0.1% in front of ur 99.9% indian population, keep away from us, we dun want any desease, we are healthy people

  • u bastard!!!! I havent completed my sentence yet....and u have strtd barking like a itchy dog........Apply iching cream on ur dumb ass to cure ur self............

    I said u all are jealous of Indians because all the companies are moving their operations to India.......Guess wat?

    BMW is also moving its plant from UK to India...congrats!! 5000 jobs are moving to India.........

  • and listen we are not english "WANNEBEES" LIKE U people are, we are a nation having our own identity, in india if u dun know english u dun get any job, but its not like that in pak, we earn and make progess in our own language, samjha lund khajooray madardinay laindi shirray

  • Teri maa behan ki CH*D

    fuddu saala kutta!!!

    Potty khake bol ra hai na isiliye teri shakal se pata chal ra hai video mein............Hum itna dum rakhte hain ki tere pichhe se rod daal le tere muh se bahar nikal de...samjha!!!!

  • teri maan behan ki chood main meray bilaay ka lund,

    fduud faduu kia karaha hai, phatoo nai nikaltaki munh say? ishi lie tau tum logon kay accent ki maartay hai chinaloon, "phir" ko bhi "fir" bolltay hoo napaak naihistiyoon..aur tum log rod hi dai saktay ho kyonkeh lund tau hota nai tum logoon kay par, humarii auratain tumharay mardoon par bhaari hai, ulta tumharay mardoon ko humaari auratain chood dain, "u genetically weak shits", chalo apnay dad ko bachao, meri g.f teray baap ko chod rai hai.

  • tumari auratein!!!!!

    hahahaha

    auratein hoti bhi hain...humein toh teri biradri waale ne bataya tha ki tumhaare wahan auraton ki kami hoti hai kyoki tum ek dusare se he kaam chala lete ho aur rod India se supply karvate ho apne piche daalne ke liye.. tumhare yahan toh chakkey he paida hote hain na!!!!

    ya phir khusre ya phir ...shut up u whore.......gay ka couple

  • shitty stinkers.....Do hell with ur identity........kuain ka mendhak!!!

    tarrrrrrr!!

    tarrrrrr!!

    he karta hai apne nation mein bahar toh ja he nai sakta....saale!!!! fuddi kahin ke!!!

  • chinaal ki bund...! angrain ki nagaiz auladd, kuutiyaa kay lund, hum apnay nation mian hi khush hain, mumy dady , teri choti si indian phunno main naswaaar dun,

  • aur teri GF ????

    achha tu gay couple mein se aadmi hai aur tujhe rod dene waal tera khusra gay...hahahahaha

    kitni baar phadvata hai apni....???

    pichwade toh bahut bada ho gaya hoga yaar!!!

    par tere video mein nahi dikh raha...oh tune shayad plastic surgery karva li hai......saal fattu...fatt ke bhauk ra hai...............teri gaand mein teri gay walli GF garam rod mein mirchi laga ke daale.....

    ja ja enjoy kar saale rod ko phaad ke rakh doonga teri M** B**** ki CHOD!!!

  • khairiaat tau hai, bara rod rod karha hai, kabhi lgta hai teray andar paki lund gaya nai hai? auratoon kay tau chalay gaee hai mardoon kay kabhi lie nai hain? hahahha mumy dady bara hooga , pata tha tu yeh jawaab dai ga "gay couple wala", ganado humari tau g.f hai, magar mera jo matlub hai woh yeh hai, keh humari auratain tumhaaray mardoon par bhi bhaari hain, tu asal samjhn ay laga , chootiee teri gand mian 5 rupay ka sika daal kar tujhay 7 rupay main bhaijoon

  • saala chutt ka pujaari...tera mulk koi jaanta he nai.....saala terrorist kahin ka.....bombarding ke ilawa teri maa behan aur nai sikahti...teri toh sarkar bhi tum logon ki roz acche se leti hai...aur poulation tera baap badha raha hai ..saal osama bin laden ka pilla jo hai tu.......

    tum apni behno ko bhi chodd lete ho jab bhookhh lagti hai toh........

  • han tau sai hain naa hum hain "chuit kay pujaari" teri maa behn ki chuit jo martay hain, tu tau taati ka pujaari hai , tattti kha jakay nahistii, manmohun ki phunno

  • ja apne personal msg chk kar...teri gaand phar chuka hoon main....silwaane ke liye apni maa ke gaand mein 5 rs ka note daal ke use bechna utne mein toh teri gaand sil kejaayegi...arreeee mein toh bhool hi gaya teri budhi maa ke liye tujhe koi 5 rupay se jyada nahin dega toh shayad tujhe apni behan ko bhi same tareeke se bechna pade....gandduuuu

  • haha daikh yahan bhi mer comedy chaaprahay hai, acha teri gand main jo 5 ka sika dia tha, woh 5 ka note bun kar niklaa, tri gant tau ATM HAI, subr kar teri gand main card swap karta huuunnn................ori behnchood, teri gand main kisi ka tota hoa lund kay alawa kuch nai hai.....isile kehtay hain ghaariboon kuch karloo..pjr baistii hoogai haha

  • teri maa ki chod ...maa ke saath sex kar raha hai kya.......teri maa ki gaand phat rahi hogi ...chor de use nai toh tera baap tujhe choddega aur tu sikka nikal bhi nai payega saale najayaz aulad...tere 10 bhai behan ke dus baap.....

  • phr kardi ppooti baat, phr kardi bachoon waalii baat

  • .teri maa aur behan ko ikathe he chod doon aur teri behno ko randi ke kothe pe bitha doon........jahan vo logon ko mujra kar ke sunaegi aur us se jo paise milenge na vo tere ghar mein raashan paani ke kaam aayenge yahi toh kartii hain tere khandaan aur tere mulk ki auraten......saali kutiyan hain tere ghar mein saari randi ka naach naachti hain ...tera sikka meri tatti mein daal ke kha aur ek haath tere picche teri behan ki khopri daal ke tere muh se nikaal do...

  • phr woi conradictions bool raha hai..apni hi kahaniyaan bana kar apnay hi aapko khush karaha hai , tera aam rakhdainaa chahiee "poty man"

  • abeey saale pichwade se kyo itna ro raha hai...aisa lag raha hai jaise computer ke aage se tu hata he nai...wait kar hai tha gaaliyonn ki...personal msg mein teri phati aur aawaz yahan tak i..........hahahahahaha....

    tu kitna chirota hai bey....kaise bachhey ki tarah chidta hai..........behanchod teri ma, mausi, daadi aur tere poore ghar di mar loo ........kuttiya ki chutttttt aur kutte ke chuttar khan.....tujhe chidaane mein bahut maza aaya ..hehehehehehehehehe...

  • tere ko toh teri he jabaan bolni nai aati saala chakka....beech ka hai tu....jake chk kar apne aa ko chakkeeey!!!

    kitne paise kama leta hai roz naach ga ke......tere jaise India mein train mein gaana ga ke bhikh maang rahe hote hain......aur jab paise na milte na toh apna ghaaghra utha ke dikha dete hai.....phir Indians sharma ke paise de he dete hain.......bechaara!!!!

    oh

    :-D

    ;-)

  • acha tu nay bola aur mianay yaqeen karliaa! bahtrenn ja raha hai tu mumy dady, khud hi bataain bana kar khush hooraha hai...chal teray lie hum chakaey hi sahi,, tujh jaisoon kay lie hum chakay hi bun jaatay hai, takay tum logoon ko sharam aye keh chaakoon say bhi chodwanay kay lie tayaar hoojaatay hooo, usdin say dar jub hum apni asliyat yani "mard" bun kar teri chuit main ghussain gay,

    aur indian society kay kafi axpects batadie apnay is comment par, "chaka land" hai kia india sastay comedian

  • ZADA HAWA MEIN MAT UD..TERE LOGON KI AUKAAD SABKO PATA.........SABSE CHOTA TUMHAARA RUPAIYA..HAHAHA

    U all are called as nukers and u are still under developed ... ur mulk...........and u cannot hide the reality.......sach ko maan lena he theek hota hai...so accept it....nahi toh foreigners humaare country ki jagah tumhaare country mein business offers le ke aate jo ke kabhi nai aa sakte.......saala tutpunjiya.......hindi aati hai na toh samajh le lindikhok.....aur sade hue kulhe!!!

  • sheiklhh kay lund ,teri gooray zaroor gand maartay hoongay, unkay taatay jo itna uthata hai jub daikhoo "foreigners" "companies" rota rehta hai,, gando teray mulk main technical talent nai hai isliee gooray sambhaalnay ataya hain terya mulk ko, jo 500 saal say arahay hain aur gand mar kar wapis chalai jaatay hain, goray kay anmooll tatay

  • Pak india at war pak india on phone, Pak call to india Pak: "sariya hai?" india: "han hai" Pak: "gand main lailoo" pak next day; pak: sariya hai" india: han hai pak: gand main lailoo pak calls again pak:sariya hai? india: han hai kia kerlaiga? pak: gand main lailoo. next day india calls, INDIA: HAN BHAEE "SARIYA HAI"? PAK: "KYON BHAEE GAND MAIN LAI LIAA KIA?"
  • sun ye original joke....teri tarah chori nai kiya hua hai saale fuddu......joke was other way round on google and to save ur country's ass u chaged it..........there was a pakistani lady and a Indian guy walking by a pool, the lady fell in the pool and the Indian guy started laughing ... moral of the story is ... wherever thers a wet pussy, thers always a happy cock....hahahah.Fuck u pakis!!! u are the shittest people on this earth....

  • kab tak aapni ma ki fuddi mein ghusa rahega...aur ye kya fuddu ki tarah mumy dady baar baaar likh ra hai teri khud ki koi identity nai hai kya jo baar baar bhosdipanthi dikha ra hai tatta khain ka!!!

    hehe

    :-P

    :-D

  • hahahaha DHI haidaayyy hath gai hath gai dallan khusmarani bharwat ki, bhai humaray han tau auratoon ki phudiii hooti hai., ab pata nai yeh fuddi ka system kia hai apki auratoon main, han shayad fudi usi ko kehtay hain jisnay paki lund ka maza chakka hoo, teri maa ki fuddi haha

  • tujhe maine pehle he kaha tha ki tumhaare yahan auratein nai chakey hote hain aur jo bachi khuchi auratein hain vo tavaif ka dhandha karti hain jaise.....vo nachti hain aur aadmmi log aas paas baith kar uske kapde pharte hain...tu usi desh ka hai na...hahahaha

    sala tu bhi kisi kothe wali ka gay lagta hai......pata nai kine logon ka mixed sperm teri maa ke andar gaya toh tun ek chakka paida hua tha...

    :-P

    hahahahaha

  • tujhay bhi usay pehlay kehdia tha keh humaari auratain tum logoon k .lie chakkay hain humaray liee aurat hi hain...abhi munna hai, samjhnay main time lagay aa thooda,

    aur sastii failed comedy mat kar kisi ko hansi nai arai sirk tu hi hans raha hai..

    lagta hai pak india wala "phone caal joke" teri makseer pay chargaya hai aur teri tight waali hat gai hai islie itnay reply maaraha hai apni khunnas utaarnaay liee

  • tere village se log Indian reality shows mein participate karne aate hain kyoki unko tere des mein koi opportunity nai milti......humaare desh mein bhikhari ki tarah paise karmaane aate hain.....sunega.....Indian channels pe ek show aata hai Sa re ga ma pa usmein tere fuddu pakis aate hain saale bhikhmange.....laughter challenge mein aate hain.........saalon ko goli maar deni chahiye.....

  • tere village se log Indian reality shows mein participate karne aate hain kyoki unko tere des mein koi opportunity nai milti......humaare desh me

    yeh baat rehnay day indianz khud acceptr kartay hai keh woh kitnay baray lund hain aur pakistaan kay pas hi asal challnage pakistani tumharay mulk mian hi tumhaari gand martay jarahain hain har showbay main sharam kar sastay comedian

  • khud ssale terrorist hai aur desh mein khoon kharaba tum kutton ki wajah se hota hai...ek cigratte ke liye ek pakistani ne ek english ko murder kar diya tha ye toh tum fudduon ki aukaat hai.............tumhaari botti botti kar ke kutton ko khila deni chahiye....saale TERRORIST.....agar yakeen nai hota na toh search kar ke google pe...tum logon ka dusra naam terrorsit hai.......accept kar le nai fuddu .....

  • ek cigratte ke liye ek pakistani ne ek english ko murder kar diya tha ye toh tum fudduon ki aukaat hai......tumhaari ...

    waaann waaann waannn waannnn waannn roolay...tuunay kaha mainanay yaqeen karliaa waaaan waannn bla bla blaa... teray lundya kay bhi is tarha main 1000 waqqiaat rakhdooon keh tri gand pht jae lekn main bachonn waali baat nai kartaa..gando kay bacha itni dair say main kia kehraha hun andhaa hai kia,, "that we are terrorists, yes, but for u indians, i told u the reason also"

  • pakistani nay cig k liye english ka murder kar diya or. indian nay us cig k liye pakistani ko blowjob diya.

  • UAAPR DAIKH SCRREEN PAR TERI GORA GAND MAIRAHA HAI, HAHA tight wali jali hoi hai teri mumy dady sastay comedian

  • teri maa bhutchar khaane ki randi aur tera baap baccheey paida karne ki machine..saale 15 - 15 hote ho tabhi toh tumhe naukri nai milti taxi chalate ho aur tatti saaf karte ho visa ke picche aise bhagte ho jaise sugar ke picche makhi........maa tak chodva lete ho visa ke liye....

  • yahan abu dhaabi aa , teray indian salay malabaari ko aik hi kaam miltaa hai , mazdoori, usi main woh kush hokar rama ram rehtay hain keh kahinn maiyaa ghilli na hoojaway hahaha, ghareeb dalit salya bassi goo ki paidawaar

  • lagta hai tujhe teri aukaat nai pata ...kuein mein rehta hai na.....aaja UK aukaat hai teri....tum saale terrorists ko ghusne kaun dega jab dekho bomb blast karne ki planning karte rehte ho...tere desh ke 2-3 aadmi pakde hain na India ne aur unki dhulai ki ja rai hai.....ja abu dhabhi mein unke kaphan ki tyari kar le...phate hue kacchee.......aur jaise teri chakki aureten roti hain na waise rona...

  • lagta hai tujhe teri aukaat nai pata

    kia mummy daddy hai tuu..soft engineeri hai aur bachoon walii bataiin karwalloo tujh say..u indianas are really irritating...fuck u indian in every whole...gando 2-3 admiiyoon nay teri poori navy air force aur army and special forces hi hilaa di thii...tu pak army say pngaa lainay ki baat kartaa hai...bomb bandh kar teri maa ki ch kay andar ghus jaeen gay,, phr maiyaa mailii hogaee gi gangaa sokkh jaee gi.india shuruu say sirf munh ka choodo raha hai

  • .yahan UK mein bhi tumhaare desh walon ki itni beizati hoti hai....ek bhi white collar job nai hai tumhaare pas sab 3rd class ki naukriyan karte ho nai toh taxi chalate ho......

    tu itna jal kyo raha hai teri fatt gai isliye......tujhe mashwara diya tha ki maa se silwa le ....abhi tak fatti hui haath mein leke ghoom ra hai......

  • oye fuddi k pujaarii, u.k main teri maa chudwanay ki factriaan lagi hoi hain kia jo wahahan hum white collar jobs dhundain, aur hum tujh indians ki tarha "naukrii" "jobs" nai kartay gando hum zamiindaar loog hain, humsay poori dunya ka business chaltaa hai, gando butt, chowdhry, memon, arain itnay ammer hain teray india ko kharrid kar choodain aur phr sri lanka ko gift dai daiin..

  • tatti ka saale...apne jaisa samajhta hai sabko .....I am working as a software engineer and a team Manager where 40 white pigs are working under me....tere desh ke is company mein shaam ko mopping karne aate hain tabhi toh pata chala ki tum garibon ki kya aukat hai...english tak toh bolni nai aati....chodne ki tere mein taakat he nai....tum saale toh raat ko golion ka dinner karnte ho TERRORISTS!!!! U FUCKING ASSHOLE WITH A FUUDI ON THE FRONT>>>>TABHI TOH TU CHAKKA HAI>>>>>

  • chuit chaapaatii

  • tum saale naali gutter mein paida hone walon kya jano lavish life.....if ur people sell their 1000 acres of land they cannot buy a 15 marla house even in North part of India........abhi tak tumhaari jananiyan kala kapda pehan ke ghoomti hai jaise badi paak ho ,......raat ko porn aur din mein kaal parda....hmmmmmmmm

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  • ye le ek aur joke teri country ke liye........saale pagal paida hote ho tum log ....A Paki news editor got 20 years in prison for calling the Prime Minister a

    fool.

    5 years for the scandal and 15 for revealing a state secret!

  • ye le ek aur joke teri country ke liye........

    whaaat? yeh joke hai? sastay comedian,, kardi indian comedy jhant jaisii

  • abbey fuddy ke lal sun ..tere jaise ghatiya chakkey ke liye mehnga joke ....kabhi nai....tere liye sasta joke he chalega...tu sasta aadmi aur mehnga joke jujh jaise bhikhari pe....bhool ja....BHIKHAAAAARI DESH KE CHAKKEY...

  • oooo chuit kay pujarri as said before.....tujhay keh kon raha hai comedy kar,, free main cooll banna charaha hai...wasiay teri tight waalii hati hai us joke par hahahaha isliee itna jazbaati hookar itnay reply karaha hai ...teri phat chukki hai usko cover up karnaa cha raha hai? aur sunaa "fuddi" kaisii hai teri maan kii, phudi ka operation karaliaa kia uska fuddi say badla kar?

  • oyeeeeeeeeeee!!!

    fattu humse talaent mein mukabala mat karna missille chalani he aati aur....tum logon ko aur tum saale paida hote he haath mein G for GUN sikhte ho yahi tumhaari janaaniyan sikhati hain aur sex kar ke , porn movies mein kaam karke apne 10 pillon ko paalti hain ..ye toh tum bhookhe nangon ki aukaat hai....humare yahan 1 se zaada shaadi ko paap maante hai tum saale 10 shaadian kake 50 pilliey karte ho aur desh ki population increase karte ho....

  • hahaha..ab jawaab daikh bachooo.

    teray missile bhi dr abdul qadeer nay dr abdul sala ko chalana sikhaee keh huarri level par ajaao tum bhiandkaydinoon. humara missile payload and delivery system india say bahot advance hai. aur hum jo paida hootay hain hat main gun laikaar,teri gand mian dainay kay lie paida hootay hain, aur bharway india say bari randiii aur porn industry dunya main nai hai,you tube pay likhoo mumbai, sub say pehlay mumbai red light street ata hai haha soo saad...contd*

  • Agar ab bhi tera reply karne ka dil kar raha hai,

    Toh tu duniya ka sabse gandu insaan hai,

    Jo itni insult karane ke baad bhi fir gand marwane aa jata hai.

    Acha main toh bhool gaya teri maa ne bhi toh bahuton se marwayi hai....

  • oye sheikhnii k lund.. tumhara yaahan aik say zayada shaadi karna isliee alowed nai hai tumharay choti phuuuno ki wajhaa say..jo keh a honay kay barabar hai. aik bacha paisa karkay woh chooti phuuno bhi ghayab hoojaati hai, au humaray yahan 3 shadi karna allowed hai zallil hoogaya aur woh 100 pillay tumhari maan choodtayh ain akar..nangay pun ki bata nai kar..teray gando k bachay bhagvan ram aur sita nagagay phrtay aur naachtay tha bandar ki shakal jaiasay gandoo,

  • U BASTARD...>>......UNEDUCATED>>­>>>>>TUNE JO LIKA HAI NA VO KOI NAI SAMAJH SAKTA>>>>because u are sick and retarded. Read wat u have written it doesnt makes any sense.. I think u are a useless person and a filthy creature on this earth. Go and suicide thats the best solution for u to get rid of ur sick and shit life. I think u are not happy with way god has given u thats y you cry in every reply you post on this website. ja ke mar kahin pe..tu isi layak hai dharti pe bojh!!!!

  • now ur having an escapists attitude, u giving up, ur tone is suggesting that,

    yeh jo app kehrahay ho na keh meri koi baat samjh nai arai aur meri baat ka koi sence nai bunraha.

    MUNNAY ISLIE KEH RAHA THA HUM SAY PANGA MAT LOO, HUM BAHOT BARAY CHIIRAANDI HAIN, HUMARA KAM HI GAND MARNA HAI, SHEHAR MAIN SAMANDARII TOOFAN ATAA HAI DUNYA BHAR KAY LOG SAMANDUR SAY DOOR BHHAGTAY HAIN, HUM WOH QAUM HAIN JO TOOFAN DAIKHNAY SAMANDAR PAHUNCHJAATAY HAIN.Samjhaa sastay comedian

  • Haar kisne mani, Hum haar nahin mante. Maine toh tujhe yeh choice di thi ki tu apni gandu panti sab ko na dikha. Teri gaand mein bahut dum hai na toh aa ja India fir dekhte hain ki kis mein jyada dum hai. Pehle tujhe khoob pitunga aur fir teri gaand mein 20 Tarbooj (Watermelon) ghusedoonga. Aur jab tu cheekhega toh tera video record kar ke Youtube par daal doonga ji se tere desh ke har admi ko yeh sabak mile ki Indians se panga nahin Lena chahiye.

  • faak upp u losser , sop cryinn u whinning bitch... i dun need to go to fuk shitty dallit india..my agents are already there fuking us so called filthy aids desh

  • Here is something for you to read!!!!!

    Kutiya ki sadi hui chuuuut hai tu,

    Bhains ka nikla hua moot hai tu,

    Kisi tharki ki kartut ki natija hai tu,

    Teri hi maa ka bhatija hai tu,

    Jise maar kar pair bhi ganda ho jaye aisa keeda hai tu,

    Tere upar Tatti bhi karo toh woh gandi ho jaye,

    Aisi gandagi mein pala badha hai tu,

    Maa teri pata nahin kitno se marwa kar ayee hogi,

    Tere ane par jaroor tere 100 bapon ne khushi manayi hogi,

  • yeh tau meri book say uthaya hain naa tuunay? gud teray lie hi likha tha

    Here is something for you to read!!!!!

    Kutiya ki sadi hui chuuuut hai tu,

    Bhains ka nikla hua moot hai tu,

    Kisi tharki ki kartut ki natija hai tu,

    Teri hi maa ka bhatija hai tu,

    Jise maar kar pair bhi ganda ho jaye aisa keeda hai tu,

    Tere upar Tatti bhi karo toh woh gandi ho jaye,

    Aisi gandagi mein pala badha hai tu,

    Tere ane par jaroor tere 100 bapon ne khushi manayi hogi,

  • Sala pakistani chor, Tum sab aise hi hote ho. Meri likhi hui line copy paste kar ke bhej di. Aur tumhe ata hi kya hai. sirf ladna aur copy karna. Aur ho tum dono mein phisaddi. Baaaten badi badi par ho kisi kaam ke nahin. sirf Jaban chala sakte ho. Tere desh ke naam ki Kutia paloon aur 100 kutton ke samne chorh doon jaise teri maan ko tere baap ne chor diya tha. Tujhe toh shayad apne baap ka naam bhi pata nahin hoga. Agar hota bhi toh 100 naam yaad kaise rakhta. CHOR KI NAJAIJ Aulad!!!!!!!!

  • RAM k GOO... copy ab tujhay yeh bhi bataeen keh copy paste kyoon karahay hain..sub batadain tujhay mailay kanjos indian...tunay bhi apnay baap say pangaa liahai ab pashtaa roonay say koi faidaa nai, randii main ghusa hoa cundum

  • apni galimein toh kutta bhi sher hota hai......kutte.....mujhe kya zaroorat hai terrorist country mein jaane ki......apna sada hua abu dhabhi apne pass rakh .........m settled in a gud country i dont need to go in a dumpster. Koi heaven se nikal ke hell mein nai jaata..........samjha.......tu­jhe toh main bula bhi nai sakta kyo ki koi country tujhe visa nai dega U FATTU TERRORIST.....

  • .teri biwi bhi terrorist hogi na...I can imagine kaisi lagti hogi .........ek dum BITCH ......saade hue chuchundar ki choot chat....hahaha ...waise tumhaare yahan call girls bhi bahut nikalti hai kya baat unke husbands ya bhai log unko bech dete hai,....yaar!! parde ki kya zaroorat hai jab sab bech he deti hain toh vo bhi porn websites pe.....hahahahahahah

    :-D

  • pehli baat hai meri biwi hi nai hai..shuru hi main baistii hoogai...baigharat admii..sharam ka bacha zalill karaha hai zalil.teri indian ki auratain tau gand, naak, baghal, kaan, munh har jaga laitii hain, islie tau koi bhudiman, phuddimaan, dallit paidaa hoota hai..tu tau phuudimaan lagta hai kasam say haha..abay parday ke peechay bhi jhaank lia kar..teri auratoon hi ki thukaiyaan lagrai hooti hain haha..

  • chal teri keep toh hogi wahi sahi........tere jaise ki biwi ho he nai sakti tu hai he shemale.....shakal se lagta hai video mein.........chut mein se likli hui tatti...hahahaha

  • phr zaliil hooogaya tuu haha..main video main hun hi naii...;agta hai tujh say koi shaadi nai karnaa charaha teri choti phunnoo ki wajhaa say isliee rooraha hai dossroon ki biwiaan traraha hai..uncle salay

  • A big Sardar walked into a bar with his pet tiger on a leash and asked the bartender, 'Do you serve Pakistanis here?'.

    'Sure we do,' replied the bartender.

    'Good,' said the Sardar. 'Give me a beer, and one Pakistani for my tiger.'

  • one more....hahaha.....How do you save a drowning Pakistani? Take your foot off his head!

  • baat karta hai culture aur religion ki.....aur teri gand mein itni dard kyon hai lagta hai ki bahut sare goron ne teri gand li hai tabhi unhe kuch kehne par tujhe dard ho rahi hai....gareeb saale bhookhe nange!!!!

  • teray baap ko choodun, vajhpaii ki moti gand..

    yei nangay teri maan behn ko chood kar teray india ki abadi barha rahay hain

  • hahaha im from australia and im pure white but indians r so fuken smart... they the ones who make it far in life, i ahve recogised that

  • hey its not fair i m indian and i told your mom last night when we were making love. damm she can be trusted

  • Hey, this isn't the worst accent. Have anyone ever heard of SINGLISH? It's an accent that Singaporean people talk in English, and is absolutely terrible. PLUS it's their FIRST LANGUAGE! Which means that they talk like that all the time!! search it on youtube, you'll know what I mean.

  • Ha ha ha ... I like my Indian accent...but this was funny..

  • Yeah that was pretty dumb man. That shit might've been funny in 3rd grade, but not anymore.

  • that was stupid...its wasnt funny at all..in fact it was the stupidest thing i've heard.

  • this was not funny.

  • haha that was good

  • thats probably a gujju accent, but funny though

  • ROFL.............lmao

  • to ignorant ppl who doesn't really...india has so many languege and you have no guts to make pranks as you see only few of indian ppl in here.so it doesn't mean every indian have same accent..i wish you could learn their languege and also want to see how you would speak.that will be our turn to laugh and make joke about you,but i know none of you have that guts to learn our langueges..

  • what!..its just a joke and you also sould take it as a joke>