If you don't find this funny, you've obviously never been to a commercial casting. Or you've been to too many. They're AWFUL, you have to do all sorts of stupid shit and you hardly ever get the job and if you do happen to get the job invariably they don't bother paying you for months and JESUS CHRIST I WANT A DRINK!
I was at one of these in Spotlight yesterday. "Look down at the table! Yeah, but we've lost your face now!" and then: "Come in, say hello to your friends, say hello to the lady who comes into the shop, say hello to the child with her. Right, that was OK, but you weren't supposed to speak!"
This is the greatest Actor-Audition parody of all time. After 20 years of Auditioning, this really blindsided me and I lost all my faculties when watching it. These Actors are GREAT. "The the Hawk lands just in front of you, and it's wearing red underpants..."
The next time I'm made to wait for an hour at Spotlight or the Casting Suite or somewhere for some shitty, buy-out Lithuanian telecoms ad, this will sustain me.
HA HA HA... absolutely loved this!! So like the real audition process, although hopefully we haven't all experienced it quite like this... laughed my ass off!! Brilliant!
totally epitomizes everything that's hateful about being an actor...Brilliant!
benedictjay7 2 weeks ago
And then at the end... 'a little bit to jewish don't u think?' hahahahaha fuuuunnyyy
RominaPeniche 2 weeks ago
ridiculous, and totally true!!! This actually does happen at commercial auditions..
macca864 1 month ago
If you don't find this funny, you've obviously never been to a commercial casting. Or you've been to too many. They're AWFUL, you have to do all sorts of stupid shit and you hardly ever get the job and if you do happen to get the job invariably they don't bother paying you for months and JESUS CHRIST I WANT A DRINK!
allonewordy 2 months ago
"and remember you're thirsty"...i love line has he's getting raped lol
azmanntoz 2 months ago
OMG, I'm dying! I think I just busted a gut laughing :p
dawnlxix 4 months ago
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What a fucking waste of 3 minutes and 48 seconds... this is the most retarded shit ever. How can anyone think this is funny.
Kutittaa 5 months ago
@Kutittaa
To find thats funny you need something... it's called "humor". Obvisiously not everyone has it...
DieTerrorOma 4 months ago
@DieTerrorOma Obviously not everyone can spell obviously either :/
Kutittaa 4 months ago
@Kutittaa Wooow, you found a spelling mistake! You just earned a present! It's an advice to you, maybe you'll get wiser...: Nobody likes smart-asses!
DieTerrorOma 4 months ago
@DieTerrorOma Cool, you can spell :) just checking.
Kutittaa 4 months ago
what the fuck did i just watch, lmao
PolloTheChicken 6 months ago
...and then very slowly, the hawk with the blue underpants pulls himself out, and cums all over your back.
KickassKirt 7 months ago
Everytime I watch this I have to laugh......
Filmdude0 7 months ago
HAHAHHAHA this is so funny and so true hahahhahaaaaaaahahha
OliviaHandbook 7 months ago
great stuff....so true :)
paulpeacock1 8 months ago
its almost as if that guy was violated but without actually being physically violated, hilarious!
GozersApprentice 9 months ago
I was at one of these in Spotlight yesterday. "Look down at the table! Yeah, but we've lost your face now!" and then: "Come in, say hello to your friends, say hello to the lady who comes into the shop, say hello to the child with her. Right, that was OK, but you weren't supposed to speak!"
noself 9 months ago
LMFAO!!!!!!
KimaOnline 10 months ago
Oh well at least i only had to take my clothes off for the casting i went too! Far less humiliating! and i got the job too as i did it so well!
Reiki1sue 11 months ago
Been there, done that... Forgot the T-shirt! Luv it!
Gordykennedy 1 year ago
i actually wanna see you leave the ground.
Muuuley 1 year ago
All those years at RADA and he can't levitate, Jeez !
DIMLOADER 1 year ago
I went to one of those yesterday.
jgolby 1 year ago 2
What a load of shit.
mulaks 1 year ago
AMAZING!
EraUntold 1 year ago
a bit too jewish lookin. this is so offensive ! hate it
MrOlnac 1 year ago
@MrOlnac someone missed the point...
WeeJimmyJohnson 1 year ago 6
i wanna see you leave the ground
blufenix1 1 year ago
Oh My. This is hilarious.
Porcelanesa 1 year ago 2
what does she say at the end??
last lines?
RJude4ever 1 year ago
@RJude4ever "a bit too jewish looking, i think..." is what she says... by the way i'm an actor and yeah, this pretty much sums it up hahaha...
Trinistevo 1 year ago 4
@RJude4ever "Bit too Jewish-looking"
FishStik5ive 1 year ago
omg, I'm so glad I've never had the desire to become an actor.
kittenkate 1 year ago 2
This is the greatest Actor-Audition parody of all time. After 20 years of Auditioning, this really blindsided me and I lost all my faculties when watching it. These Actors are GREAT. "The the Hawk lands just in front of you, and it's wearing red underpants..."
mattnolan888 1 year ago 7
naughty hawk
taijihitman 1 year ago 2
hahahahaha quality
spynee 1 year ago
this is what actors go through!
sham420 1 year ago
Love it. Is it weird that I've had casting sessions like this?
~Trav
sivartis 1 year ago
haha this is very good...if you want NewZealand comedy. click my username and come have a laugh.
marmadukefatrat189 1 year ago
Spot on, and brilliantly executed.
The next time I'm made to wait for an hour at Spotlight or the Casting Suite or somewhere for some shitty, buy-out Lithuanian telecoms ad, this will sustain me.
MuswellMatty 1 year ago
freaking hilarious!!
MISSBRITTxX 1 year ago
LITERALLY floating up in the air! lol
Jacon04 1 year ago 19
Hahaha loved it, where was the ident! jokes, but seriously amazingly close to how they really are.
monkquay 1 year ago
I had to watch this three times in a row, because it is sheer GENIUS! (Real-life auditions are equally humiliating, but a lot less funny.)
Stokernyc 1 year ago 2
lol
JustLovie 2 years ago
HA HA HA... absolutely loved this!! So like the real audition process, although hopefully we haven't all experienced it quite like this... laughed my ass off!! Brilliant!
sillineysarah 2 years ago
HAHA.
skatmatt 2 years ago
So good!
iddogoldberg 2 years ago
yep, pretty much like the real thing
nombie78 2 years ago
I never want to go to another one ever
metalchimp 2 years ago
OMG! I am your number ONE FAN!!
7bananatrees77 2 years ago
so so funny
coolguyfromvancouvar 2 years ago
What's the job desc of an actor? Do as your told! bahaahahah!
mentalrobin 2 years ago
If i were him I'd kick the shit out of my agent for sending me to that. Ha Ha!
dusk7277 2 years ago
I LOVE THIS SKETCH. And of course I'm in love with Dustin/Justin. Is anyone not?
ScottCapurro 2 years ago
OMG The funniest sketch i've seen in years, absolutely brilliant. Great Directoral role!
afg29 2 years ago
Ridiculously close to the truth!
nigelpilky 2 years ago
this is awesome!
SackTime 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure i was at this audition today
hannahtonks 2 years ago
Not far from the truth of those shit commercial castings.
maniacmikeg 2 years ago 24
brilliant.
workprods 2 years ago
So hysterical
jway123 2 years ago
absolutely amazing
genius
lilymccloud14 2 years ago
Very good.
bloop76 3 years ago
dis was so funny
theoedot 3 years ago
Crying with laughter
Oprichniki007 3 years ago
Very funny Guys !!
jodyfendick 3 years ago