GIRUGAMESH Commercial 2009 Parody

[AnimorphsRules]

Go to Google Translate, type "Get your butts to Sakura Convention" from English to Japanese, then translate from Japanese back to english. "Get the Games cherry ass."

[Aurasword90]

SAKURACONIKKIMAAAAaAAAaAaAaAaS­

[HyperVegito]

I love how the dude behind the counter is like "what the hell, man..."

[KellingtonBuzz]

GIRU-RU-RU-GAMESH BIODECAYYYYYY

[JharozRain]

Maaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

[Drunkendunker]

and gay men!

[PGResonance]

I love anime, and manga, and gangbangs.

[kaakatin]

The guy who talks about periods is staring at a woman.

[Z3rostar]

GIRU-U-U-U-UGAMESH!

[profitsim]

How big do you think those huge women's bowel movements are?

[ohahmenuts]

don't remember this comercials but i probably would have loved it back in my weeb days, luckily i learned quick what makes you an japanese admirer and a narutard, now i try to spread my knoledge to all weebs i meet

[alwaystextback]

Hahaha this shit was on TV?

[skittlesdittozzz]

Gaming he says.

[kostelo21]

@skittlesdittozzz Thanks captain Obvious.

[Iam18seriouslyright]

0:13 He likes Gayben? 

[SammEater]

Haha, brilliant didn't saw this one in years, its still funny. :P

[AnarchistGoth]

My IQ has dropped after watching this...

[SaltineGirl]

Why is there a Justin Beiber video in the suggestions column? : /

[botdfbvb]

@SaltineGirl because its uploaded by the same person as this video

[Necropedocoprophilia]

@SaltineGirl Cry about it, faggot.

[AzumangaFan13]

@Necropedocoprophilia Way to be a dick

[Necropedocoprophilia]

@AzumangaFan13 You're being a dick to Justin Bieber. He has feelings, too.

[AzumangaFan13]

@Necropedocoprophilia Fail troll is fail. Try harder.

[Necropedocoprophilia]

@AzumangaFan13

I'm a troll because I have a different opinion? durrrrrr

[AzumangaFan13]

@Necropedocoprophilia No, you're a troll for making a dumbass comment that holds no relevance to what the original poster was asking. Saying "Cry about it, faggot" is just you being a dumbass troll, and you telling me I'm a dick to Justin Bieber makes no fucking sense. You're an idiot, stop trying.

[Necropedocoprophilia]

@AzumangaFan13 Why are you being mean to Justin Bieber? He did nothing to you. You're just sad because you're a racist towelhead nigger who stuffs sand in his vagina. By the way, Azumanga Diaoh is one of the worst television shows of all time and holds no comedic value whatsoever.

[AzumangaFan13]

@Necropedocoprophilia Racist..towelhead...nigger...y­eah, you're probably the worst troll I've ever seen. You're not even funny, and I don't even feel offended.

Slice of life anime are probably the most entertaining for me, and I really don't care what you have to say about it.

[Necropedocoprophilia]

@AzumangaFan13 The reason moeshit is so entertaining is because you have shitty tastes in chinese cartoons

[AzumangaFan13]

@Necropedocoprophilia It's the opposite, actually. I'm open to watch any kind of show, you're just closeminded,

Stop trying.

[agrosanta99]

Weeaboos. Weeaboos everywhere.

[chunkyStrike]

TURTLES!!

[Vitalrose]

girugamesh!

[derhunter30]

i dont get the joke ....

[Mrkamikazeify]

i love how he has lipstick on XD

[sushirocks116]

what does that guy say at 0:14 ~??! >o<

[johnTfirestorm]

@sushirocks116 GAMING!!!!!

[sushirocks116]

@johnTfirestorm lol thanks (*≧▽≦)

[blargwee]

@johnTfirestorm gangbang.

[Clesspwnsall]

@sushirocks116 gay men

[sushirocks116]

@Clesspwnsall lol thats what heard~!! (*＾□＾*)

[iamjello7]

@sushirocks116 Gaming!

[hidekinobuyuki]

Girugamesh! :D

[einax17]

I've heard of the song before, I just can't remember the title.

Anyone kind enough to tell me the name?

[Optiv111]

@einax17 paradise on E

[Zerogokikun]

I like tentacle porn! :D

[TheInfectiousZombie]

Girugamesh! GOD DAMMIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[xxxEmoRinsxxx]

O_O lipstick =D why is that dude the only one wearing lipstick O_O

[xxxEmoRinsxxx]

O_O lipstick =D

[SonAmyfan1980]

lol

[musicmanz15]

AND GAY MEN!

[akydna1]

Animesh > Girugame

[soulthepinkmage]

I live near seattle adn have gone to Sakura con.... So weird people there. i held a competition to see how many Asians we could find there. I found like 12 including me D:

[corwinorr]

I was in Seattle during Sakura Con and these people really are nuts.

[seethecow123]

I'm betting everything that instead of saying "get your butts to Sakura con", the chef said "Get the fuck out of my restaurant, weaboos."

[L0LiDk]

Gay men!

[ZyxthePest]

Girugame!

[RottenEggCreations]

I looked up Girugamesh after this. I am pleased.

[TommySalamy]

what does the nerdy guy say? sounds like rabies

[TheMidnightMischief]

@TommySalamy GANGBANG!

[baggy131]

@TommySalamy he says gaming

[chrizles]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAMING !

[LethalSystem]

whats a 'gurumaesh'?

[HenaK9]

@LethalSystem Girugamesh is J-Metal band.

[VagrantNoName]

@LethalSystem

1. A joke of a boss from the Final Fantasy series?

2. Some emo band from Japan?

Take your pick?

[TheCheerfulMessiah]

I don't see the "parody" element...

[BIGBLACKLAWL]

I peed a little

[RottenEggCreations]

Well looks like I'm going to Sakura con... whatever the hell it is.

[TheMrPantelos]

 !!!!!! HSEMAGURIG

[123TwillightLover123]

Girugamesh bitches :D

[myferetiscute]

MUST KILL WEABOOS

[Aztekninja123]

GIRUGAMESH!!!!

[AnimeNoahXD]

@Genoskill sooo... The entire thing.

[eminemsplaymate5]

whats sad is i went to high school with the girugamesh kid

[TheBlackStar999]

@eminemsplaymate5 What's his name? You know, so we can troll the hell out of him.

[Seiga]

I like to think hes saying GANG BANG rather than GAY MEN but both work nicely 0///0

[MeepullStewray]

Ga-Gay Ga-Gay G-G-G Gay Men! Gay!

[l337ness555]

Girugamesh is actually a decent band though

[ArcherMarine]

I like Animesh.... lol

[N0N0RIRI]

This is why I don't go to cons.

[ArcherMarine]

@N0N0RIRI Ikr...

[HisagiShuhei]

@N0N0RIRI LOL me either.

[beaver10777]

i like the part where he says girugamesh

[tokyomewmew22]

Goddamn weeaboos.

[FoxInGoal]

@tootsie4everu Weird, I despise anything relating to Japan (Except Earthquakes and Tsunamis). And the only thing I'd do from the video is run into a sushi shop and yell "GIRUGAMESH!" for confusion and lulz.

...So we're like exact opposites. :3

[KebertXela1992]

AND GAAAYMEEN!!

[blazerx900]

this didn't make me laugh -____-

[Levinous]

I don't know why, but 1:29 and onwards makes me laugh so much.

[FoxInGoal]

WONGA!

[wilric01]

yeh white countries are full of douches, and im white

[wilric01]

@tootsie4everu u took the words and pulled em out of my mouth. but i wouldnt mind just yelling GIRUGAMESH! coz they're awesome:D

[way2tehdawn]

Wow I wonder why these non-Japanese endulge in Japanese culture stuff. It doesn't happen with any other country. You don't get groups of people who do everything an Australian does or a Luxembourgian. It's just so weird.

[agentwaterfowl]

@way2tehdawn What exactly do Luxembourgians do, though? (Besides writing frightening verse to bucktoothed girls, perhaps?) I'd totally do everything a Luxembourgian does if I knew what that was.

Also, being a non-Japanese Asian I got exposed to a lot of Japanese cultural products in my country, so there's that... I can't vouch for non-Asians lol.

[way2tehdawn]

@agentwaterfowl Ironically Luxemborgians do a lot of holidaying lol experiencing other cultures. What is an Asian?

[agentwaterfowl]

@way2tehdawn Asians are a diverse, and may I even say quite loosely grouped, race of people with a history that goes back for millennia... who also do quite a fair bit of holidaying themselves :P

[way2tehdawn]

@agentwaterfowl You made that up. Your trying to fool me, Asians are just myths.

[agentwaterfowl]

@way2tehdawn but don't take my word for it; scholars have been asking the question "What is an Asian" for centuries XD

[GenoSkill]

I liked the part when there was weaboos

[leotheloser]

0:14 AND GAY MEN

[Aivazilvis]

AND GAYMENG!

[Hammi4Real]

ugh fuckin wapanese people

UGH

[Yokai2love]

'GURUGAMESH' xD

Zajebiste!

[pyramidheadkitten9]

bet you a thousand dollars the japanese chef was just giving out the imperial war cry before slashing them to pieces with a ariska bayonet rifle.

[OtakuChan411]

1:28 CHEWBACCA! :D

[HoLyCoUgAr]

GIRUGAMESH 

[funnytourtoise]

does that guy with the waterbottles say GANG BANGS!?

[videogamenostalgia]

Japanese people are the new native americans. White americans suck...

[millec60]

fucking weeaboos, how do they work?

[Chuck7i]

What is the name of song?

[Prlzwitsnovski]

@Chuck7i Is called Paradise on E, the artist is B0UNC3, and that song got butt raped by the author of this video.

[ExidoSutrin]

I LOVE GIRUGA-ME!

[MrChalian]

sooo funny



[tootsie4everu]

@xXSgtWolfXx :X No thank you.

[shysora1]

its by bounc3.

best parody out of this shitty commerical

made full of win

paradise on e by bounc3

[videogamenostalgia]

@Lorenzo93boss It's called 'Paradise on E', but I don't remember who it's by...

[Screamowned]

Weaboo city.

[manaburn]

Is that guy saying "gangbangs"?

[HaloLvl43Legit]

The sushi chef is like "would you fat wide eyed americans stop watching anime at 30?"

[redfoxskater]

haha! The anime girl looks like my aunt!

[pokeybadger]

The people here are all extremely unattractive...

Especially the girl who likes anime...

[CANAirforce]

Did that guy say that he likes Gangbang?

[WPH15]

@tootsie4everu Yeah, me too. Although I might not be able to resist the urge of throwing up the heavy metal salute and shouting "GIRUGAMESH!" at passerby.

[KyoFoocha]

If that's a real Girugamesh fan, then i feel slightly saddened by how stupid jrock fans are today. xD

[SniiFreshOrange]

@KyoFoocha and you did not know that before?

I am J-Rock Fan, but the hell, 90 % of the Fan[girl]s are stupid as hell, it´s almost funny XD

[ILovetheYOUTUBYS]

when the guy with ramune was talking i thought he said gangbang

[m30wc0w]

AND MANGAA

[Mickothebest]

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[urfhorf]

Note that most of the people in this video are fat.

[Bootyhunterzx]

@urfhorf the point you are bringing to this table is?

[urfhorf]

@Bootyhunterzx

My point should be rather obvious but if you want I can explain it. Weeaboos are fat nerds.

[videogamenostalgia]

it would have been a better commercial if the chef had just wept silently at the end...

[dzibanszi]

YOU LOVE SUSHI AND YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BITE IT, BUT EAT A WHOLE ROLL?!

[DrayFan12]

did the like japan period guy say yuri!? >_O

[shortbuspxc]

@DrayFan12 YURI? WHATS THAT.

[MattNinja2]

@DrayFan12

What part did he say that at?

[DrayFan12]

@MattNinja2 1:20 - 1:22

[trollshamanpwnage]

I like the part where he says GIRUGAMESH

[sounnikoura]

This song makes me feel really happy. Really happy for some reason.

[bl3achR0ckz]

i cannot watch this fucking commercial without feeling utterly pissed...its sooooooooo stupid, iv never ever met anyone who likes anime, manga, or jrock that acted like this FUCK!

[Bootyhunterzx]

@bl3achR0ckz It actually makes me happy...

[SnakeBigBoss24]

-I love Sushii -I love japan period. -Ugly girl: GAAAYYROOODDDDD!! :D -Girugamesh dude: GGGUUUUURUGAMESH!! ͠ᵒᴥ͡͠ᵒ -I love Anime! -And MAAANGA! -and PINGAS! -I LIKE PIRATED DVDs! -I'll BE GAYYY :D Japanese Cook: HAAYY! EET JOR SUCHI MADAFAKEN U.S and A!

[ElegeantFencer]

@SnakeBigBoss24 HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[HAMSLAM13]

@SnakeBigBoss24 j-rock

[BreaktheChainsofFate]

@HAMSLAM13 gayming!

[vex10101]

@SnakeBigBoss24 He didnt say pingas he said GAY MEN

[SnakeBigBoss24]

@vex10101 OBVIOUSLY...lol. But i made my own version of it so yeah :)

[TheArticAlchemist]

Things that should have been said:

1.Kira

2.Pocky

3.L

[imjohnfreeman]

@TheArticAlchemist shut the fuck up

[bubbatheloveable]

@TheArticAlchemist what is this? 2007?! is it just me or is it cOLD in here, death note is old news

[nitroxize]

paw this song is going off. anyone know the name?

[RMXPmaker]

Did someone else notice that all of those ppl are so fking ugly?

[Quirk29]

MAAAAHHHHH

[TheShattubatu]

This song... It sounds familiar... It's on platform racing 2 right? Ecstasy on E or something?

[ezioassassinfan09]

@TheShattubatu Paradise on E found on Newgrounds Audio portal the artist is Bounc3 :D

[Narzath1]

@TheShattubatu

Nope, its Paradise on E final by B0UNC3

Newgrounds audio portal bro

[noahZOMG]

WOW

[DottorGood]

-I love anime.

-And monga!!!

-And gayman.

-And Jizzing Hard!

[DepressedDonkey]

HANNAH MONTANNA LIKES WAASSSAAABBBIIII 1:30

[Jasonbobdude]

These people cannot possibly be real human beings. I refuse to believe it.

[Garitter10]

LOL was that An Ouran Highschool Host Club manga?

[Shinji575]

For all of the people whose mind is in the gutters... it's gaming not gangbang

[bl3achR0ckz]

i like everything the mention in this video, cept stuff idk what are, and i dont fucking act like this, this why i hide my interests in shame from the public eye =( *not really*

[Ahlycks]

EPIC.

[Colest503]

And people wonder why I hide my powerlevel....

[MrOnlinematter]

this explains everything.....

[hiynastrike]

mawnguh

[pascalmonnier]

i'm a japanese cook who likes to hold knifes in a menacing way while encouraging people to go to sakuracon and I was offended by this video

[veixveiy2]

GA GAGAGA GANG BANG!

[Karami]

mmm I love sushi I love Japan. Period. The tea ceremonies. J-rawk! GIRUGAMESH!!!! I love anime and MONGA! And GAYBANG ARRR DDR! Smile DK! HEY! SAKURA-CON IKIMASU!!

[Karami]

0:16 smell the cake

[100flobby]

'AND JERRY BERRY'

[PatricksLaw]

I love napalm.

[GanChan6500]

Smile dk!

[Romalian]

That Girugamesh guy must be fucking popular after this. Lol

[xkikowolfyx]

lolz!! holy shizz the Girugamesh douche guy

lolz

this reminds me of the Chop Slap thingy commercial

[TlGBC]

monga?

[HeroesRox5]

this is effing brilliant

[monkeymagoo47]

Gi fuckin' rugamesh.