tom vu

[pizzizle]

PIMP'N!!!!!!!!!

[baozeng]

3 words = go fuck yourself

[deeppurple28]

" You Crazy Man "

[MissPinknessSarah]

TOM VU IS THE MAN....."You a loser get out of my way!!" HAHAHAHA!!! xD

[RawbThatPunk]

The predecessor of Peter Chao

[Sutterjack]

This guy was great---fully embraced the American dream--fuck over suckers for your own selfish gains---"once you get a taste of the good life you never go back!"

[comickrew]

fuck what were those three little words

I want my millins

[sdegroot1]

I remember all of those real estate infomercials from the 80's. Anybody remember Dave del Dotto?

[NeilFraudstrong]

MILLUNS!

[wd40isgreat]

Is that a green screen he's in front of? The fountain looks animated.

[RawbThatPunk]

@wd40isgreat it looks like but its VHS quality

[sdegroot1]

"Com to my seminahh"

[NeilFraudstrong]

@sdegroot1

If you go to seminahh you may be able to affor a wahuhfaw of your own.

[NYyankeeboi]

There was a time when things like this really did work. But things have changed and those days are far behind us now...

[kevo84]

Hes like the Yan can cook of real estate

[mikebrown1156]

u a losa

[stickydisgust]

I will never know the seekwit.

[kotze5]

LOL +1 Guess is is broke and drunk by now...

[Nightowl358]

LOL. I used to watch this guy's infomercials back in the day. They were a hoot.

[CleverDjembe]

I feel successful every time I cum.

[generic53]

The three words are:  BS ALWAYS SELLS!!!

[generic53]

Didn't this guy go to prison years ago for being a RIPOFF Artist???

[dollarbillllz]

This guy is money!

[TheNewMusicNetwork]

This guy was the best thing about late night commercials in the late 80s

[MyLocalman]

three little words: charge seminar over9000

[mikemcpeak714]

I tell them "you are a loser...get out of my way!"

[TheUWF]

tom vu = legend. back when tv commercials were actually fun to watch at 1am after night tracks or usa up all night. hahaha

[ILoveTheRain10]

sir im giving you some water, would you please tell me how to be rich like you sir

[D0NTMESSWITHTEXAS]

This man was the start of the China takeover of our economy. Now they have us by the balls.

[VanMedia]

@D0NTMESSWITHTEXAS he's vietnamese...

[cakedr]

i know the words but im not telling you!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw him over 20 years ago at his seminar

[DancingSpiderman]

Fitty cent. TAKE OR LEEF.

You GO now.

But first, bring me glass of wad-dah.

WHY is there a transexual video at the top of the Suggestions list to the right?!? WTF

[skot66]

Um Tran.... it's a FOUNTAIN!

[ravibhindi]

This guy is awesome..!!!

[gnortznitz]

Got to get on you caa.

[fuzzprobe]

1. Eat

2. Your

3. Cheetos

[chantoke]

You know what I say? 'You're a loser. Get out of my way. I make it somehow.'

[ValisHD]

@chantoke Are you man enough to get off your lazy American ass and go to Vu’s seminars? one of his quotes lol

[TheNewMusicNetwork]

the three words, BREAK THE LAW. lol

[SubconsciousGatherer]

1. Become

2. A

3. Prostitute

[TheNewMusicNetwork]

well boy. hahahaha

[cycoman702]

the three words are "suck my dick"

[mrjpeezy]

what the fuck did he just say......

[TheSeventhSeal777]

"I treasure the old man's secret in my heart forever!"

I'm sure you do Mr. Vu! I'm sure you do!

[seroyer2]

"Will you show me how to be rich like you?" hahahahha

[SAMMARTINO68]

I got three lil words for you GO FUCK YOURSELF.you rat bastard.

[doacarnage]

Apparently the 3 little words are "Dont give up"

[Knuckles1882]

U very wealthy?? Well maybe u can use some of that money and hire someone to teach you how to dress

[TADGELL]

"waterfall"? where?

[begoneyoubum]

And he wants to share his secrets with me huh? Gee, golly, thanks! I'll start now.

[Slayerfan84]

"You Loser get out of my way I make it somehow"! LMFAO!

[BiffScooter1]

The three little words: Rob some banks. Now you become rich like me Tom Vu!

[DancingSpiderman]

@BiffScooter1 twee widdel wurds "clean dry underwear"

[Buckeyecat2002]

It was water that Mr. Vu threw. Her stole that old man's money. And You can to.

[nymkga]

Nice waterfall

[NeilFraudstrong]

"Ah hoe you enjah mah wah-uh-faw ah much ah I do!"

[Channelhahaha]

This was always my favorite infomercial. I wish someone would upload the full infomercial.

[dannyday58218195]

ha - the 3 words are - "fuck you bitches!" followed by - i make my millins from you loooosaaaahssss!

[carveawoodeneye]

@dannyday58218195 ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahah!!

[NAUresistance]

thats awesome! you just made my day with this video.. a blast from the past!

[NeilFraudstrong]

YOU LOOZUH GET AH OH MAH WAY!

[MostYourBase]

textbook vietnamese accent

[daweller]

The 3 words? 'You're a losah!'

[quakey987]

Emmet Kelly sweater

[mrsixty5]

From 1:26 to 1:42 says it all!

[a7b7c78]

Tom's three words: Get Bikini girls!

Oh, man. God help anyone who fell for this putz back in the day.

These videos are comedy gold, and addictive. I can't stop watching them.

[stockford]

"I hope you enjoy seeing my waterfall as much as I do." - Possibly the greatest line in any commercial in modern history. Love it!

[eduardocarr1]

" cheat, steal, lie"

[dukenthaylor]

gems from his infomercial..ENJOY!

(frown) i use to be losah..JUST LIKE YOU!

(smile) now i own westaurant i use to be busboy at!

(frown) don't you got the guts to ask your boss

(catches himself, smile) uh, to come to my 3HR seminar?

(forgets niceties, angry frown) if you don't got the guts to ask your boss to come to my (holds up fingers) 3..HR seminar, and learn the ways of becoming a self-made millonaire, then you deserve to be bwoke!

(whoopi goldberg-like smile) HERE DA' LOCATION!

[tylersmyler]

the next king of /b/

[Turnabout]

Adam Carolla and Ralph Garman really rip on these infomercials in old Loveline eps. And damn it, they make a funny thing like Vu's infomercials even funnier.

[TheSeventhSeal777]

FAIL!

[frother]

nice dirt lawn

[elrevoltoso]

what are the 3 word (boy don`t lie to me)

I saw this guy in Texas back in the late 80`s

and he was ok...

[dasrik]

"Don't give up", apparently.

You can get that secret from watching fucking anime.

[tattypatty]

YOU AH A LOOZAH

[datkoolbrutha]

LOL Talk about digging in the achives for this video!

[wtfanman60]

this guy is more American than most democrats lol He lived the American dream.

[GM154]

Hah, so true!

[duranls1]

you know his freaking secret? is not the infomercial or method, is cause he is a professional poker player, thats where the money comes from

[muttonbuster]

He didn't start playing poker until he was already wealthy. His secret was getting dumbarses to attend his seminars for $400 a pop (and let's face it, this country is full of schmucks). These commercials are f'ing genius. Chicks! Boats! All from a "secret" real estate program that he makes sound plausible, even though it was probably Dr Phil common real estate knowledge for retards once you got in the door.

[gargus]

WHat?? You mean they weren't really "Free 90 minute" seminars! TO hell you say!

[pinmedownbaby]

the three 3 words: "Go fuck yourself!"

[Radwalls]

tom vu you are poor immigrant.

[NeilFraudstrong]

WATUHFAW

[jmorris023]

I knocked this guy out of the Venetian Deep Stacks No Limit Tourney last year. Take that Vu!

[thetylife]

Lol..funny comment Sambucacat...I'm Asian but I must admit he sounds like Khan from King of the Hill."Hank Hill..you losah red neck!"He can do the voice over if he ever goes broke.

[paulf1986]

I know this thing is funny as hell, but it really is an honest-to-god testament to the american dream.

"Get out of my way. I'll make it somehow!"

[dmd54]

WHAT ARE THOSE THREE WORDS....DAMN YOU TOM VU....DAMN YOUUUUUU.

I rike rook at my waterfall, makes me feer succesful

[ImSuperKewl]

"Learn from success, not from failure?"

The worse advice I have ever heard.

[SonicXStyle]

yeah cause your influrenced by people round you but you wouldn't know cause u a losah

[GrayBlood1331]

You got to hand it to him, I do feel more motivated. Maybe I will make millins.

[DrHoldowicz]

Funniest comment I've read for ages...

[sweenykim]

Secret 3 Words: LONG DUCK DONG

[solidkingcobra]

He'll give  Aleksey Vayner a run for his money.

[linkrazr]

Take a shot every time he says "Secret", you'll go from zero to drunk in 50 seconds.

[thepoofer]

3 secret words: Moo Shu Chicken

[godscuttingyoudown]

3 secret words: GIVE ME MONEY

[JDubs878]

Three beautiful words:

Babes equal sales

Speaking of which, where the FUCK are the bikini babes? T_T

[newcastle6666]

3 secret words: Yellow Skin Gouk !!!

[GomerDose]

Gouk?

3 secret words: Learn To Spell

[BTarbell]

The three secret words:

"Pork Fried Rice"

[lamelamelame]

lulz

[videowatcher1973]

The three secret words: "Never Give Up", once the fools who attended his seminars heard this refunds were demanded and the lawsuits began. Oh Tom, eventually it was you who was losaah!

[MarkoOhNo]

Those three beautiful words? "I love you." Yes, Tom Vu found his 'millins' by being a constant and loving companion to wealthy old men - and you can too! lol

[iSortcoins]

@MarkoOhNo acctually it was Don't Give Up which is technically 4 words because its Do Not Give Up :)

[Homer92]

This guy is retarded

[jlo1957]

You crazy, man

[StuMcKoo]

This not a country club, this my house. But this just one my house.

[MishuTaste]

I have a seequet for you to make millons.

[kalunatrike]

Is he single???

[lightningrod2012]

This guy can fix the US economy. Obama should appoint him as Secretary of the Treasury!

[estheroh87]

LMAO! Wonderful.

[someguy2255]

waterfall LOL

[Sambucacat]

Hey! it's Khan from King of the Hill. Sarah Palin=Peggy Hill. McCain=?Cotton Hill

[elnericoo]

GOLD!

[beareroftruthiness]

Icon...You are a loser, get out my life.

[itsbusinessbaby]

I'm Sold

[Kirke182]

The inspiration of the modern day Nigerian email scammers.

[roll100]

my god... my idol... my life...

[turbinelp2001]

but you got to admit, this is funny shit man. used to see this when it was on tv a long time ago too!

[TheGameMasta]

the words are "Don't Give Up

[fleeperzonk]

I want to make millens like Tom Vu.

[kfrogger]

i love his accent

[FtKiVeR]

learn from success, not fayluh

[Sandor827]

"You friend are loosa!"

Just great!!

[fiftybillion]

so whats the three little word?

[PhantomXone]

The three words are FUCK WHITE PEOPLE! HAHahahhahAh jk

[MarcusFenix1974]

FUck you you stupid MOTHA FUCKA Tom VU suck my balls

[quinndexter]

Three words. SUCK MY COCK

[Guestwho07]

3 little word.. money sex power!

[aristotle313]

Tom Vu really is a nice guy. I love his sister Monique too, she's a sweetheart. But Tom, stop falling asleep at the table!

[sebuuuuuuu]

YOU MFER!

[rmhm73]

Tom Vu is a fuckin funny fucker, I love this guy

[sebuuuuuuu]

ur a hick rmhm73

go die

[rmhm73]

chill out sebuuuuuuuu it was just a joke

[sebuuuuuuu]

so was i :)

[adventurousvictor]

"You're a loser get out of my way." Awesome...my new hero.

[Zelithe]

wow u guys are calling someone who's a millionaire a loser, lol

[DogsAreMyLife]

Zelithe: Tom is wanted for wire fraud, advertzing fraud, and tax evasion. His phoney get-rich-quick scam collapsed. Unless your idea of success is being gang-banged in a federal penitentiary, yeah, he's a LOSER!

[Zelithe]

wow u guys are calling someone who's a millionaire a loser, lol

[sung124]

muahahah YOU AR LOSER that water fountain looks photoshopped and if hes such a baller then why the hell is he driving around in that

[rmhm73]

sung 124 that's a Rolls this vid is from the 80's

[doinkerislove]

YOU ARE LOSER!

[JLMCNAMARA]

3 words: now bend over

[TheLatigoKid]

Me was busboy. Old man say, "YOu learn to cheat peepo and you wil be king of nam! I say, OK boss me try now.

[illum666inati]

the 3 words: Rip People Off

[iamcoolerthananime]

Failure is the mother of success =P

[laconchetuputamadre]

never give up

[Krost]

Tom Vu, You a Crazy Nuts.

[flex674]

Guy bad beat me off a final table last night...But funny none the less!

[mylesmarcus]

I keep telling these people, "You are loser! Get out of my way! I make it somehow!"

[Giru]

lol, some memories with dear 'ol Tom Vu

[bostonstreet]

"sell kids drugs" "be a prostitute" "don't smoke crack" "eat your vegetables" "mono sodium glutamate"

maybe even "scam old people"

the world will never know

[paternagnstuser]

You are loser!

[kooslap]

LOL!!!!! These Tom Vu infomercials bring back memories.....simply hilarious!! :) If memory serves, after looking into Vu's earnings, they found out he made his money off of telling people "how to make money" and not by buying/selling property. Funny nonetheless. :)

[Roxie21]

so I guess those 3 little words where "host a seminar"

[shortylongbacks]

look for foreclosed property's.thats the secret.

[Roxie21]

that's not 3 words!

[shortylongbacks]

how to become rich= work for yourself,don't work for someone else & rely on them to pay you peanuts to pay your bills.

[vinhdiesel]

Those three words: buy lottery tickets

[sz42781]

hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[bobthemusicman1]

Gook

[albear972]

Secwet!

[blowjoe1234567]

WTF: "I hope you enjoy looking at my WATERFALL??!!" SHIT! The last 24 years of my life, I have been calling those things water FOUNTAINS!!- NOT "waterfalls"! Make da muney fo da lady!!

[Lifesucksdie123]

you know he beats the shit out of his kids every day

[keithstah]

take a look at them from head to toe...they are nothing..........

another funny part in this info-mercial, was when he says..." Don't let it pass you by, catch it ", while he awkwardly throws a tennis ball at the camera.......classic

[psbox]

TOM VU IS THE KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS OF INFOMERCIALS! We love you Tom!

[WWEcambridge]

I saw this guy on the 2007 world series of poker and they were showing videos of his informercials. man, this guy's funny.

[nfellman]

This is OUT-fucking-STANDING Comedy!!

Tommy Vu was (inadvertently) one of the greatest comedians of the 80's & 90's.

"You a loser! Send Tommy Vu money and he tell you the three little words. Do now or get out of my way!"

ROFL

[tattypatty]

I miss this guy so much.

[Led7Zepp]

The three little words the old man taught me, that made me a millionaire, my friend: "GO FUCK YOURSELF".

[noral05]

hahahah

you a loser...get out of my way..

that is fuckn classic...ahahahh

[666Nukes]

First you take the Tom Vu seminah then you get the money, then you get the power then you get the girl(s). :)

[Led7Zepp]

Fuck you my friend.

[DrSteinwater]

this video is about as straight as an S

[joepod]

The three little words are actually "Don't Give Up". He actually told us that at the free seminar I went to.

[lesliekwan]

And are you rich now? :P

[joepod]

Yes, but not through distressed real estate.

[lesliekwan]

Did those three little words give you any inspiration? LoL.