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  • God dislikes sin...not the sinner. Sins come with.consequences. As do all bad choices.

    Not cool phil...

  • She is now a whore

  • y are u always talking about black people and prison rape?

  • I'm Christian but less in the "the bible is the truth" and more in the "I believe most of what is in the New Testament, and the rest is either corrupted over the thousands of years or not meant to be taken literally to begin with."

  • I'm not sure about what I believe in, but I'm positive you just abused those verses from the Bible. Yeah the Bible is about peace, love, and forgiveness but even God has those things that he can't condone people for. (eg. the seven deadly sins)

  • *spears

  • no, i think jamie pears is a fucking slut too...

  • @coleisawesome532 or gods just not real and it was wrote by a bunch of delusional idiots who can't sort out their own problems

  • I did that when I was 7

  • My face when I saw the puppy: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • yes......... that is a valid point but those were said by god, so he can explain that in his own way but i can only asume this mainly because hes god soooooooo yeah probobly makes sense somehow. i cant be mad at that puppy though

  • y do atheists concern themselves so much with the Bible?

  • @0honey0U Your only noticing the atheist that talk about it, say there were 2 groups of people who away argue over weather x or y is better, majority of people pick the letter they like more and not bother trying to change other peoples minds but their the other people who scream about x or y. Now u like Y more but dont bother telling everyone, when the idiots start shouting about x & y, u only notice the people shouting about X becuase u like Y so u dont get mad when the idiots go on about it.

  • @0honey0U know thine enemy.

  • @0honey0U Mostly because Religious people will start ranting out bible quotes and Atheists want to say yea I read that it was fucking retarded.

  • @0honey0U Why do Christians concern themselves so much with Atheists?

  • i rmr this lol. i miss ur old old school vids tho phil. i wonder if there still on youtube.i rmr u saying you got hacked and that those got taken off.

  • Omg Ur Puppy Was So Lil Then! And Now He's(She?) Is Still Lil...But Really Cute!

  • IT WAS A PUPPY! SO CUTE

  • prison rape

  • that guy is retarded. the one speaking about how the bible contradicts itself. its saying how to be forgiven, and what cant be forgiven. its not all about love. its about Gods rien, and how his son, Jesus, is our savior. and will deliver us from satan and hell... its not all about lovey dovey goody things. its real, its not prepped for the kiddies that only want some stuff. but the idiots of today only take what THEY want from the bible, and ignore the things they dont want. just imforming you.

  • @dmxthebeast Thank you! A rational Christian who understands the fact that this book has been passed down through generations and altered by kings to make them less violent and make the king who edited it sound so great. The bible today is much different than it once was.

  • @dmxthebeast Rofl xD

  • law of conservation of energy states "Energy cannot be created or destroyed"

    atheist:0

    christians:1

    :P

  • @waytomuchsparetime This is a law of science so Atheist : 1 Christian: 0

  • @flamezombie1 hehe :P

  • Shiiit! The puppy!!!

    Yes, that's the only thing I retained about the video

  • i kinda believe in god, but not the whole jesus crap, and like you phil, i do like some of the teachings in the bible but some are just stupid.

  • That puppy is super cute!! Awww!

  • the atheist due doesn't under stand the lord will kill who he must. If you have sinned to far and great you will die.

  • @halflifefan123

    awwwww maaaaan

    but I want to be forgiven by your imaginary pals!!!

  • @halflifefan123 your going to die anyway you dumb ass, the bible was only created by man for control over the people

  • captain awesome obviously doenst know much about the bible

  • The bible is indeed full of pot holes, but if we could trim the fat, like maybe get rid of everything that doesn't have to do with Jesus, Thomas Jefferson wrote a book about the philosophical teachings of Jesus Christ because he thought the rest of the bible was bullshit, he is one of Americas founding fathers and probably one of the smartest men to ever live, so even if you don't think there is a God I think the message of peace and love everyone can agree with, unless you're retarded.

  • i dont like her but shes not sexual

  • The bible also says judge not unless you want to be judged. And yet so many christians hate gays.

  • @flamezombie1 well then, they're obviously not true christians are they?

  • @flamezombie1 no we christians don't hate games, but in the bible there were two cities who had residents that practiced homosexuality, both those cities were destroyed, while some christians (extremists, idiots, bigots, misinformed herp derps :3) do "hate" gays, the message is that you cannot enter unto the kingdom of heaven under homosexuality. But at the same time bible says you should practice love for everyone, this does not mean liking them however.

  • @YesImAnAwesomeTroll I didn't say ALL christians hate gays. I said a lot of them do.

  • @flamezombie1 IKR! I'm catholic, but i dont understand the hate... if god hates gays, they wouldnt exsist, simple as that.

  • When you brought the puppy into the clip I wasn't even listening to what you were saying xP

  • Im Christian, but you DO realize that there are Christians that are bible beaters and there are also atheist that do the same thing? (but obviously say that God isnt real) both are at fault.....

  • First of all, who said the Bible was about Peace??? It never describes itself as peace.. Second, well, as you can see, gays are bad! Yes stoned they were! AWESOME!! And if you see the scripture he points out for forgiveness... It says if you speak against the Holy Spirit you will not be forgiven. Forgive your neighbor if he hurts you but if you speak against God then you shall die!!!

  • lmfao bruh she smoking crack in a bathroom with here new boyfriend lmfao .. that chick is all fucked up at the moment

  • You know what, I think everyone should stick to their own belief/religion (or non-religion) and if you wanna ask people to join your religion, try as much as possible not to annoy them because believe me, IT DOES NOT WORK WHEN THEY'RE PISSED OFF

  • i would've just said genesis 1, gen. 2 . write down the order. now god is the author of confusion. (yeah I've read the apologists on this- who do I believe, religious sophistry? or my lyin' eyes?)

  • haha myspace

  • I eat puppies!

    

  • im athiest , i dont care what religion others are , its like abusing a dog for whining.

  • and dont fucking say some shit like the big bang made them because thats like saying i put aa fucking blank disk out side put it in my ps3 and it was the best game ever... 1 cell is so fucking complicated it makes charles darwins theory look so stupid...

  • i dont see why people give a fuck about arguing a religion everyone says religious people say ooh u should follow the bible umm no im christian and i dont do everything the bible says tons of people are christian and they dont follow every rule its a fucking stereotype dick weeds... and atheists are always fucking putting down religious people just cause they dont believe our beliefs are realistic and u prefer to be a fucking monkey.. answer this how did the very first organism come to life...

  • at the start ur eyes look an amazing violet colour, and im a dude saying this

  • Even if this is 2 years old.. READ THE FUCKING BIBLE!!! then start saying it contradicts Itself .

  • WOOOO! STONE THE GAYS!!!

  • ummmmmmmmmmmm this video was not promoting atheism, just so you know....

  • so, i would just like to say that i'm pretty damn sure this wasn't a video promoting atheism....take that...atheists

  • Captain Awsome! Hell yeah!:D

  • lol thats the wrong bible hes reading. must be the catholic bible

  • I personally prefer to stay as far away from the topic of religion as humanly possible. Mainly because every religious person is like 'follow the bible and go to church, gays are bad, if you dont love god your going to hell, your going to hell anyway'. Which makes me point, say they're full of bullshit, and leave.

    I feel like there is a higher thing, maybe god, idk. but i don't think it's helped.

    TL;DR

    bible = don't read it. but still believe in what you want. bible is mean. the end.

  • I love you now.

  • YOU miss nick jonas i? am not happy was him i do not like him so not good to be was you so mad was he Miley Cyrus has wonderful songs, my mother can't wait for her unrealeased songs to be featured in

    NowMileyCTunes(dot)tk

  • i found out about you yesterday (i am not in search in general on the web so.. not your fault i was late) and so i am watching all your videos together so.. i was watching this video and i just wanted to tell you this fact. I was in jail for one and a half year and nobody got rapped, there was somebody that was gay and got fucked by ten but he ordered that LOL and by the way he made money out of it LOL doubletime, but that is all, nobody got rapped. Btw i am talking about Greek prisons not US.

  • @lopbox well theres your answer right there gree not us now come to us and see if you have the same luck and i really do mean luck

  • @GuinevereNR1 hahahahahha if i will ever come to the US which i doubt (no F way) i do not intend to do a crime which i will not be ready for US consequence. When i did what i did here in Greece i was ready for Greece's Consequence although in the US i believe you have better rules about drugs... i was for half a year in jail for 0,8 grams of heroin..

  • but those were in the old testament ..?

  • @ShotUrGoldFish the old testament was the original the new is crap and remade for the christians who dont wanna be blasted for the contidictions so thats why its all fake go them! ^^

  • I think people are pissed off that Miley Cyrus is going up and they don't like that. That's why they're angry and stuff about Miley Cyrus being "sexual." Doesn't really matter how she is, she's growing up, and people should let her. Otherwise they're gonna push her over the edge and she'll try to get out of the spot light by disappearing probably to a secluded place until she's sure it's safe, or something. I think the media and everyone are hard on celebrities because they expect them to be

  • @WickedBunni perfect. Because if they're not, how are our lives going to turn out? Its like whole thing with Jessica Biel on 7th heaven then her getting kicked off cause she posed nude for a magazine. People want an innocent image of girls and when they see someone famous pregnant like jamie lynn they're all shocked cause it's a teen and she's too young. But on the other hand they're tougher on Miley because she's the one that can do no wrong. She still makes mistakes. Let her learn from them.

  • Miley Cyrus  is a twat

  • In the bible it says that " you can own a person as long as thier from another country" . I'm not kidding look it up. I think that's wrong.

  • i bet people are spamming comments and then making account over account thumbs upping it that could be the only thing

  • why the fuck do the comment spamming about bullshit sites have so many thumbs ups?

  • i think miley cyrus is a lucky bitch.

  • @omfgiamhot Why?

  • everyone has there opinion phil but read the bible cover to cover before you say ANYTHING. You don't know what you're talking about and it's a sensative subject as it is.

  • Every girl in this video are so? hot! Miley Cyrus has wonderful tracks, I am anticipating for her unrealeased soundtracks to be featured in ReciveCyrusTunes[.]tk

  • lol all the things she likes about him are only physical? She had great tracks, I am anticipating for Miley's undebuted songs to be featured in ObtainMileyC(dot)tk

  • Miley is a semi-whore.

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  • lol I remember when I was like 5, my mom was pissed at me cuz we were late for our soccer game (my mom was coach) and she grabs my shoes, put them on, tied them extremely tight and left. I guess she didn't realize that I didn't have shorts on. So I managed to get my shorts on with my cleats.

    FTW

  • NOT THE PUPPY

    YOUR AWESOME

  • the bible contridict itself everywhere

  • Don't his eyes look purple in this video? They look amazing. And you know what Phil? You're living up to your username. :D

  • mileys hot but her voice is just the studio fixing it.

  • Has that guy studied the whole bible?? its like saying that SXEPHIL is the duchebag of the FOREVER because he says f*** alot.... o.0

  • awww love ur puppy

  • miley cyrus is a role model to millions of young girls and she is setting the stage for all of their futures and she needs to put the dick away and realize that being famous, and having young fans she needs to behave accordingly, thats what you give up when you become famous, your freedom, you have responsibility that a normal teen wouldn't have, and i think jaimie lynn is wrong too and no i dont care if i misspelled her name, i misspell a lot of things! like pupies! nojk but mistaks r forgivabl

  • that man is not captian awesome my brother is captian awesone

  • She is hawt and I don't have nothing against her. She seems to me quite a nice gal

  • prick

  • Im an Atheist. I dont believe in anything. Bible God all that. Etc Etc.

  • according to the wall of blasphemy the government shouldnt be trusted because it is contradictory the gov claims to care about the well being of citizens yet punishes criminal citizens

  • @Number062 your point? the government shouldn't be trusted...

  • people its not a contradiction if you believe in the bible and evolution. the bible isn't literal its symbolism showing what we should do and its a set of moral guidelines evolution is based on fact (of by the way Im christian)

  • haha lol i thought silence of the lambs wWAS a romantic comedy

  • Miley Cyrus is my idol. I love her...she's great. her music is very inspirational and her personality seems great. :) Yeah, ppl just like to nag on her for NO REASON. its all stupid shit too. Uggh.

  • this guy is sooooooooo gay in this video

  • I don't like Miley Cirus...Nothing against her, just...I'm not a fan. I don't think she's funny and nice and fun at all, and It looks like she is trying so hard to be all that

    But I hate when people call her a slut/bitch or whatever...she is at least 17,and of course she is not gonna act like a sweet little innocent girl...

  • 1. The media makes me laugh and unfortunately a lot of people are mindlessly following them. "Rappers are why people shoot people" No guns have been around longer than rappers.

    2. Miley Cyrus is now 18 so I guess she like most teenage stars will consume herself in sexual behavior, drugs and all that fun stuff. I still don't know why people are surprised when they find out.

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  • OMGOOSHNESS its a puppy ITS SO ADORABLE! I WANNA SQUISH ITS HEAD!

  • Miley cyrus ISNT anything speishal!! shure she can sng but shes normal except for her voise!!! NOTHING SPESHAL i mean she has no idea how many great singers are out there who arnt famos and are better then her! Shes a selfish BITC. okay????!

  • HOT

  • the classsics

  • I'm 12 and I think Miley Cyrus is a bad influence and you have an adorable puppy

  • captain awsome is just mad because he can't have sex with a girl and her mom. leviticus 20:14. and about matthew 12:32 it also says in the bible that, that IS the only unforgivable sin. boohoo the bible isn't what YOU want.

  • @superchee2e Actually, killing another human life is also an unforgivable sin. You break a lamp, you replace it it. You remove a soul from this earth, you can't replace one by going to Wal-mart, you go to Hell.

  • @DorgiChick420 ok if you would actually READ the bible you would know what i'm talking about. blasphemy IS the only unforgivable sin. jesus says it numerous times in matthew. (can't really remember where axactly.) every sin is a sin against god. BUT cursing god is is a DIRECT sin against god.

  • @superchee2e

    Actually it's blasphemy against the Holy Spirit. In fact, blasphemy against the Father or the Son is forgivable. Christ mentioned this specifically. I don't know the verse, but it was when the Pharisees or whatever they were were telling Christ that He was doing His miracles through the power of Beelzebub.

  • @NewnotesJR ya the holy spirit wich is god. unless ur a trinitarian. and if you are then ya i guess (by ur standards.) ur right. god is the father AND the son AND the holy spirit. BTW if you wanna debate u kinda need to be more specific than "the time those guys said he did miracles cuzza satan." matthew, mark, luke, and john are basically all the same story. of jesus on earth and they all mention that paticular scene of jesus' judgment.

  • @superchee2e true that

  • You are why I'm proud to have freedom of speech. LOVE IT

  • wow, mention gays in a video and it causes a heated arguement, WTF?

  • this guy's entertaining. miley cyrus is alone in this the whole disney is F'd up

  • Phil we should really get high together, that would be fucking sweet as.

  • is it just me or his eyes purple

  • god likes men

  • @iwasWOND But God is not human, he does not love in that sort of way, and even if he did which is impossible, he is not a man nor a woman so he couldn't be homosexual...

    lol?

  • God was a lot more wrathful/hell-bent in the Old Testament but He truly is awesomesauce. o.O Yup!

  • I hate Miley Cyrus she is the biggest whore I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!wen she sings she sounds like and old man dying nd wen I c her on tv I wanna kill myself nd everyone around me to ease the pain:)

  • @piip91 Emo faggot.

  • lol lol where you holding the puppy down with your foot so he wouldn't run away lol lol

  • I kinda like Miley, she's seems crazy and cool and just like me and my friends (we're the same age as Miley). She's hilarious on her show and her facial expressions are funny, and I think her vocal range is impressive and that she writes her songs herself, like "7 things" which is the most watched music video on youtube of all time..

    but I. HATE. HER. YOUTUBE.SHOW.

    I prefer watching you, phil. Did that sound creepy? Sorry..

  • lol awesome vid, my pastor would scream, probably lol i'd like to see u handle a bible study class, just asking the teachers all those stuff and see how they answer hahaha

  • maybe god exzists but its definitly not allah, jezus, bla bla bla xD i don't think god would just get himself killed :P ^^

  • @tsuyagiku Might want to spell exists* and Jesus* right.

    And why would God exist but not Allah or Jesus? Allah is a god, only in another form of religion. And Jesus did exist. Just whether he was 'the savior' or whatever is whats people believe or not.

  • All of Capn awesomes vids are gone -_-

  • Speaking about the peace, love, and forgiveness part of this video:

    Nevermind all the other sins that can be forgiven lets just get all hot and bothered about the unforgivable sin, oh and make sure not to explain it or anything.

  • Think of the puppy! D=

  • i do that sometimes when doing oe

  • I still have a baseball bat?

  • QOTD I don't think she's a good actor, but she's definitely a mediocre singer.  And who cares if she gyrates? Sure she's not the most attractive person you see thrusting, but pelvic movements are just another way of expression...

    And did anyone else notice that CapnOAwesome was heil-ing that white-board? That's what it looked like.

  • shes a nice girl

  • omg this is hilarious...and yes contradictions abound in the Bible...

  • @sarawr94

    The OT is filled with crap like "the wrath of god" which shows a contradiction between the loving and forgiving Jesus. The commandments said "don't murder" yet Jews were invading their neighboring countries and "destroying them utterly", and were stoning their own people for trifle offenses like not "working on the sabbath".

    Did I take these things out of context? Pfft.

    A person with a good conscience and an un-brainwashed mind can easily see what's wrong with this picture.

  • Depending on your age you may already be familiar with the contradiction of an omnipotent good god and the existance of evil.

    1. Bible clearly states god is good

    2. Bible clearly states god is omnipotent

    3. A good thing will act against evil things

    4. An omnipotent thing has unlimited power

    5. Therefore a good omnipotent thing will elliminate evil completely

    I know this won't change your mind or your religion, I just wanted to give an example of a biblical contradiction.

  • Quote Mime much?

  • Those verses were taken out of context...

  • That what I dont like about these arguements! Everyone takes a verse that is suposed to be taken with another to make the point, but people only take one verse or part of a verse and use it in anyway they can to make it seem bad! READ THE WHOLE THING BEFORE YOU START PICKING OUT RANDOM VERSES!

  • @mydogateitfilms

    Oh, I really didn't know that there was only one way to interpret Bible. Pardon my mistake.

    I also didn't knew that there was a FAQ of Bible or "How to Understand Bible in Real Context", because that's what "taken out of context" requires for: univocal FAQ of Bible.

    Thank you for educating me to delude myself in a more gradeur way! Though I wonder, how many people did took a part of creating that FAQ of Bible? At that time there must have been a SERIOUS unison in their ranks.

  • QOTD she is a bitch

  • why do you guys care if he says the bible contridicts itself and not that i will now say sig hail jeez *mutters* anti semetics

  • dinosaurs?? lol

  • i like the way u added a puppy so that u dnt get blamed ;)

  • Being gay is sort of like being left handed. It's a small percentage, but it's large enough for it to be obvious that it's not a gene defect.

  • @SocialistParadise I like that one, cool comparison dude

  • @SocialistParadise You can't say that it's NOT a hereditary factor until it's proven. Being left handed is a matter of muscle memory, being homosexual is a psychological thing. Which hand you are more comfortable writing with can't equate to something as big as being attracted to a certain gender.

  • @SocialistParadise Dont call me a gay hater for this, but i disagree. If homosexuality wasn't a defect, then the human race could survive and prosper if everyone was homosexual, in this day and age, we could, but during the evolution we couldnt.

  • @SocialistParadise You're comment is funny, because studies have actually found that the percentage of left-handed, gay and bald people are very close to each other.

  • This dude is the ONLY person on youtube NOT flushing our world down the toilet!

  • Then prove God does exist.

  • Lol just because your comment is so tempting. I don't have to prove god exists because you cant prove he doesn't therefor the notion of god is undeniable and is always possible. FTW. suck it!

  • I can prove there's no god. They're called dinosaurs.

  • how do dinosaurs prove there's no god?

  • @Atlas8811 Because the bible states that the earth started with two humans...and that there was nothing before us...The fact that dinosaurs existed doesn't disprove god, it disproves the bible.

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  • @DorgiChick420 uuuuhhhhhhmmm...I don't think it needs to be said but....damn you stupid! I love it when religious people know nothing of their own religion...hahahaha!

  • @jbean0 Wow, I bet you don't even know my religion, besides Christian of course. Plus, I know pretty much all the details about my religion, asshole.

  • @DorgiChick420 Okie dokie smokie....