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  • This guy is great

  • Absolutely hilarious. Just like "How to pick up a Chinese Girlls".

  • I have Japanese girlfriend...she luv me cuz I'm half black half Arab...

  • Hahaha so true

    

  • Hi guys I was just wondering if all asian girls like westerners. If so, then that makes me sad since I'm an asian man.

  • money >>> all

    no need this

  • oh hahaha, just hilarious and ridiculous.

  • What this guy says at 0:47 about Chinese girls being "conservative" is a COMPLETE LIE. They only "appear to be conservative". Only a very few meets the stereotypical conservative Chinese that NAIVE westerners have. Chinese and other Oriental women are much more sexually active than non-Oriental women, it doesn't matter if they are married or not. These women fuck like bunnies .. the difference is they carry the secret to the grave, not like white women confessing on Jerry Springer.

  • "I'm rich."

  • 囧囧有神。。。如果第二个美女不要你的帮助你要怎么搭讪?

  • Srry for this guy he had some good looking girls 

  • @btabtabtabta NO ITS BOTH LANGUAGE ARE THE BEST!

  • this motherfucker only made 1 video. china must've executed him.

  • dude you have alot of free time trying to find a date in the rain!

  • I swear that pizza line should've worked..

  • 你为什么不用汉字?

  • In the new China, Chinese girls are after men with money. If men are good family men, good husbands, and great father to their future children. It will not attract the girls. I was told it will be a boring life.

  • i am black and i am sure i can snag me an Asian or "la mei" lol

  • im a sri lankan guy,, and ive been to china and several other asian countries,, its bullshit they only go for white guys,, chinese girls just want a guy that doesnt luk chinese, doesnt matter ur if ur black, indian or white etc,, but its true in Philippines its very hard to dark skin guys to get girls while filipino girls chat up white guys before they talk to the girls

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  • somehow this video is confusing. why do they say they want mature guys, all I heard is "we had a good party after the other (behaving not responsible at all), did not care for behaving well and had contact with many girls and women. o-o they couldnt be ALL prostitutes and leechers, could they.. o-O

  • dude go back to canada. your trick doesn't work in china lol .

  • Yayz Yaaaa Letz Go Datiiinn X3

  • It's said that these are liked by asians like this.

    Whites-97%

    Blacks-68%

    Asians-30%

    Than it's said that These Rape/Take advantage of Asians =[.

    whites-75%

    Blacks-34%

    Asians-30%

  • @AdminKinto

    Shut up!

  • @KatiushaVN4 (Dot Dot Dot)

  • @AdminKinto I haven't seen any stats but you're probably right.

  • @Kirke182 =3

  • @AdminKinto wow, racism for beginners.

    First lesson : do throw in some random numbers.do not care for logic.

    Second lesson : do not speak of cultures, but skincolours, very clever.

    VOILA

  • faca nas cocotas

  • this guy is pervy lol

  • The reason why Chinese girls like white guys is because they want to go abroad and so their chances improve if they are in a relationship with someone who normally lives abroad. It has nothing to do with sex or looks or anything else.

  • @espntimestwo You're right. I know a white guy who went to China to marry a girl he met somehow through friends first through exchanging letters and she would only marry him if he brought her to the US which he did. They seem happy and all--I guess. But he had to bring her to the US. I guess I can't blame her.

  • want a chinese bf :(

  • great lesson, thanks a lot ... one of the best I've seen so far!

  • lol

  • Something got knocked down, but I don't thnk it was the language barrier.

    You teach us a good amount of Mandarin; but was this intended as a comedy?

  • Y can't it be Vietnam

  • I date a girl not to long ago. Later another day she comes back marry. :)

    But not with me!!! :)

  • hey katuishaVN4, it might be the other way round there. better check the history of your language.

  • A wonderful video to watch...i had been to beijing 2008..

    and i was king of having this idea, as i was informed there by locals there, that Chinese are very weak as far as speaking english is concerned. But man, what way and with what a astounding clarity you speak...with my slow internet connection..its worth a wait to watch this video..thanks

  • this is horrifying

  • I didn't know China copies lots of words from Vietnam. For example:

    "bao shou" = bảo thủ (Viet) = conservative

    "mei nu" = mỹ nữ (Viet) = beautiful girl

    "xiao jie" = tiểu thư (Viet) = young lady

    "gao" = cao (Viet) = tall

    "da" = đại = big

    "xiao" = tiểu = small

    "lao shi" = lão sư = teacher

  • @KatiushaVN4

    Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­a!

    China copies words from VIetnam?

    That's fucking ridiculous and absurd.

    The first writing system in China was created 4000 years ago.

    those viet words are springs from China.

    dumbass !

    hahahahahahahahahaha

  • awesome vid.. ur lady frands are ke ai de..n its funny people call me kool-aid and it sound similar in a funny way..

  • ha ha , interesting to know the chinese standards of beauty for them . Different from mine though . I like round face , narrow eyes and low nose bridge

  • You know, all these techniques works in theory.

  • lol...this is great! :) thank you for creating this!

  • haha funny!!

  • Dude that date gurl is smoking!!

  • Wow. There goes my self confidence. Sun flower seed face? No.

    White skin? No.

    High nose bridnge? No.

    Big eyes? There's one!

    Small lips? No.

  • Your self confidence shouldn't be hurt because of what a guy like this said.

  • @kannedfaru word.

  • beauty is in the eyes of beholder

  • i dont want to take his advice i already have a gf im from korean my gf korean but she punches me hard for jokes i make up from her ㅜ_ㅜ

  • seriously? i dont think ur korean seriously korean and chinese are different.

  • Haha personally I perfer being myself, relaxed, honest and confident. Why don't people make a video like that? It's always cheap tricks or lame lines. I always just try and have fun, In a good clean way. Either it works or It doesn't. Not that I hit on every lady I see, Haha. Quilaty before Quanity, thats my motto.

  • haah so funny love this video

  • I hope they are your friends, and are they still your friends

  • ahahah, man good job! it was funny!

  • Please do not think any chinese girl wants to sleep with white guys, in China those Chinese girls who is sleeping with white guys are not so good one even in china it has not so good reputation, inf you want a good chinese girl friend, please care your manner.

  • I would expect no less : )

  • ROFLMAO~~

  • Ha Ha!

    Very good and funny.

  • zan men AA zhi ba.

    man... this sentence , so funny hahaha

  • i am white xD

  • If you are white getting a date in China is easier than breathing air. If you are not white getting a date in China is harder than climbing Mt. Everest.

  • Not really, I've heard that Chinese girls like any foreigner, especially white men. They want anything but native Chinese guys. I don't blame them. Mainland Chinese guys are just weird and dorky. I've heard the sex is ridiculous in China.

  • I would expect no less from a guy with such a whoreish name as yours. your white GF likes foreigners as much or more than your weak ass also ^ ^

  • That is typical stereotype, yes.

    But if you ever speak to alot of Chinese female, most of them are not interested in foreigner, but rather keep tradition and marry Chinese.

    If you want to go with stereotypes,

    there is a obsession with White girls wanting to be with Asian boys, due to them liking Asian pop culture.

  • please respect them as they are not what U are THINKING!

  • @humpinginchina O.o wat u mean by the last statement?

  • @shenzhenprostitute That's wonderful news for me. ^^

  • @shenzhenprostitute Are Chinese girls in china infatuate with White guys? Just asking.

  • @shenzhenprostitute ..nuh..ur wrong. fi depend pon di chinese gyals..those ignorant fi dem white people who slave dem..its der choices..but fo me fi u know how to appreciated diff typa gyals inna di world..fo me nuh dat hard....realman nuh hard to date a chinese gyal...me coor is ITES GOLD AND GREEN..NOT BLACK NOR WHITE..SEEENNN..BIG UPS CHINESE GYALS...

  • Excellent, funny and informative vid! I wish all language courses were taught with humour like this!

  • what does lets go dutch mean

  • going dutch means splitting the check

  • nice video man, I like it

  • "go shopping..."

    desesperate chinese house wife

  • Excellent video!

  • I like Asian girls. They are very upstanding and a challenge unlike the whores in America.

  • funny guy

  • hehe I like !

  • very funny...

  • Very informative/helpful! Thanks for sharing!

    非常翔實/很有幫助!感謝分享!

  • i cant wait to have fun with Katherine

  • she doesn't have big eyes! it's called makeup!

  • 看弄由强话跳个样子

  • She maybe attractive but her culture differs differently from that of an american westerner.Guys let me put it to you this way,you can have all the foreign women fantacies you desire but sometimes it's alot easier to deal with women from your own culture!

  • "Wen Rou" is gentle. Not submissive.

  • fuck you why did u even watch it? stupid dumbass

  • "Who wants to be White"?

    Are you saying you're asian???

    Being Racist to yourself?

    Stupid dumbass

  • Wo shi shuai de!!! lol

  • very informative and funny.

  • 你这叫"稳重"???

  • poor guy! GORGOUS girls!!!

  • funny and informative, but the music is louder than the speaking. This made it a lil' difficult to concentrate on very important lesson. haha!

  • 唉呀

  • she really is beautiful.

  • ni hao ma

  • I am disappointed that you don't have a corresponding video detailing how to date a guy in China--but if I ever need to get a girl (maybe, maybe so) I'll use this information. :) Xiexie!

    (Wo xihuan nide yusan.)

  • asian women = the hottest!...

     theres just something about them that drives me wild..

    however, asian women have the most beautiful eyes.

  • totally dude, and they have pretty feet too.

    always soft and pedicured compared to nasty, dirty, crusty feet with cracked heels (yuck!!!)of western girls

    just so much more feminine all around.

  • This was great! Not only funny but informative.

  • funny

  • Well, anyone who *has* ears and *can* hear just knows what I am referring to.

    "I'm not into chinese girls to be honest"

    Your hypocrisy is telling, I don't even have to throw curse words at you.

  • Chinese women are not so bad, even if some are a little too "bao shou" or conservative instead of "sui bian" or lose.

    They might seem a little assertive and forceful, but they are great to get along with.

    Strangely enough, some Cantonese (Hong Kong) and Chinese women had a crush on me when I was a student at Saint Mary's University in Halifax, Canada, mostly from Hong Kong and Nanjing.

  • great story (yawn)

  • How come you wrote Wen Rou De for Submissive girls and you said Wen Rou Xing? is it just different ways of saying it?

  • Chinese girls would never let you put a hand around them in like 1 hour of meeting. try like 10th date... maybe you'll get lucky

  • look at 5.16-5.20, it's wrong.

    Also, it is AA ZHI, not AA ZI.

  • Idiot he put AA ZHI up there. retard

  • I did not know you are hearing impaired.

    so how many China girls have you got using sign language and writing little notes on paper all nite long ?

  • I'm not into chinese girls to be honest. But retard if you wrote that then you should of wrote "Also, it is *pronounced* AA ZHI, not AA Zi". your mistake mate. Tsao Nima ;)

  • Well, anyone who *has* ears and *can* hear just knows what I am referring to.

    "I'm not into chinese girls to be honest"

    have you ever been honest in your life ?

  • Well, anyone who *has* ears and *can* hear just knows what I am referring to.

    "I'm not into chinese girls to be honest"

    have you ever been honest in your life ?

  • Well, anyone who *has* ears and *can* hear just knows what I am referring to.

    "I'm not into chinese girls to be honest"

    Your hypocrisy is telling, I don't even have to throw curse words at you.

  • It can be pronounced "zi" depending on the dialect...

  • creative and funny

  • Very FUNNY!!!!

  • wtf!!!

  • such a bitch

  • wut an idiot

    他就没有好的 personality.

  • 中国人就是聪明,就是漂亮!!!!受不了了!!

    I want a girl friend as well!!!!!

  • LMAO

  • Hopefully, you will soon have a similar video covering how to order food in a Chinese restaurant.

  • What a great way to learn Chinese!

    Xie xie ni!

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