adebayor funny interview after his goal against liverpool

[kornkluivert]

the fans r urinating! LMFAO!!

[magnusalexa]

hes an organised criminal whose enemies attacked his team bus to teach him a lesson

[Mallice88]

LOL - all the fans are urinating

[vaporfreekicks17]

look at the way he dresses dudes a g

[Iconoclast792]

Watch the video, then turn on youtube captions and go! 0:00 lol.

[dawkomat]

I like this gay, he score my time (Lech Poznan) 3 goals but is fantastic player!

[oDannnYx]

Try speak his native language then come back and troll him -.-

[samiraad]

press cc for some weird shit

[mucaad14]

African scouser 

[fmoham01]

No it is not. Aside from the dutch, Swedish, Germans etc. Africans are the ones who pick English the easiest.

[LGkings1]

sooooooooooooo  fake

[MrHildinho]

Je je, the you know the guys are going to war with Mexico and the coalition on equal and you always course this has to sharpen and and hostility or your going to pause and that is i wanted out of this American steel industry may come to you so we have calls on advice for those items or in a gospel wanted to come from the sportswriters great governor Clinton spoke to a photo us what ive got to put that spin it sounded like tough to do.

[ThePsych0Logical]

I totally agree with him.

[nkomoagogo1]

Thats not funny in the slightest.

[LostFaceify]

TURN ON TRANSCRIBE AUDIO, EVEN FUNNIER

[GirlYourAmazing]

"I keep on Milking"

[ChelseaCallofduty]

"A chance to dudu" looooooool

[Kwazi03]

Dude you a complete ass! Africans can speak up to 8 languages in their own countries and still speak english, that something to respect since all you can speak is English

[alanthe2]

@Kwazi03 up to but no more than 8 languages? is that african law?

[Kwazi03]

@alanthe2 In African countries there are different clans and those clans have different languages at times. I live in South Africa and our african languages are Zulu, Xhosa, Venda, Sesotho, Sipedi, Ndebele, Setswana, SiSwati and Xsitonga then there is still Afrikaans, English and Sign Language. Out of South Africa's eleven official languages I can speak 10 fluently and thats because you meet people of different languages everyday. Its not a law to have to know them anyway, but it should ;-)

[cooker660]

The guy is not from English speaking country. So to hell with the up-loader

[RawStreams]

Yes i agree

[13kamil13]

Go on cc then to transcribe audio and then press okay when it loads and watch the video lol

[TheRomanianRambo]

That is the fastest English from a non-English speaking person I've ever heard!

[xDzuzuDx]

@TheRomanianRambo absolute!!!!

[vanessafann]

The fans are urinating

[machicniii]

transcribed audio is funny

[SSC8602]

ragga man ......wazz up !

[MrDeano324]

@IIMiCKII, Well you seem to, otherwise you would not have replied...your a fail.

[chrisvda88]

snoop dog

[MrBettyswallocks]

@chrisvda88 akon

[MrDeano324]

@oDannYx, why do you think alot of people hate Americans?. Becuase they think the way I do about their country. But look where they are. The worlds most powerful and the worlds leading nation. That's because they are proud of their country. That is patriotism. Just like Britain used to be. Untill people like you came along. Piss off.

[llMiCKll]

@MrDeano324 Shut the fuck up, no one gives two shits about Britain ya pisspot.

[MrDeano324]

@oDannYx, well for one he insulted us. And Two, that kind of thinking earned us the largest Empire the world has ever seen. And secured 300 years of of British supremacy. I will bot appoligise for being patriotic. Why do you think our nation is so weak and diluted these days?. Because people stoped thinking the way I do, and started thinking the way you do. You might have been born in England. But you are not a true Englishman.

[oDannnYx]

The video subtitles are funny but turn the transcribe audio thing on for a proper LOL.

[xxxjakeyboixxx1]

I love the contrast between the two top comments :)

[Garai21xd]

some of the subtitles are a lie

[IridescentStudios]

@Garai21xd no shit sherlock.

[mohdthecool]

@Garai21xd thats what makes it funny

[sayandg21]

why the English expect everyone to speak perfect English when they cannot speak a line of other languages?

[MrDeano324]

@sayandg21

@sayandg21

Because we dont have too. English is the worlds international language. Britain spread its language all over the planet, through colonisation and exploration. If other nations had got off their arses, became a superpower, and ruled half the world. Maybe today it would be the English that would have to learn a second language. But history tells us otherwise. We dont need to learn your language, you need to learn ours...

[oDannnYx]

@MrDeano324 I'm from England, but that what you just said is exactly why some countries hate us - they see us as ignorant and lazy, you've sadly just proven them correct.

[andeegreen]

@ ooohpwnage1 HARDLY ADAM BUXTON ARE YOU...

[AlickJC]

Welcome to Tottenham, I guess...

[zolaOT]

lol this is shit the urinating part was ok

[bilaal4mitch]

yeah but he's not really saying that.

[xelbaga1987]

it's bad pronunciation spelled faster ..wow !! deadly combination

[sirmoglok]

it was too obvious that he wasn't saying what was subtitled. dumb.

surprised, some people seem to like this anyway.

[SniperMod90]

*The guys are going to war with mexico* LOL

[frddy94]

turn on the closed captions xD

[ThePacemaker45]

LMAO!!!!

[SOADDBZ2]

OMG slowww

[abh123bh]

turn on the transcribe audio and you will realize he shares a concern the the american steel industry....

[SniperMod90]

@abh123bh

LOL I couldn't stop laughing with both subtitles on :))). CHECK MY CHANNEL FOR HD FOOTBALL VIDEOS

[sabahat10lm]

try using the automatic subtitles using the CC button on the bottom of the vid. its equally funny and a lot cleaner

[lolookphor]

failed attempt at being funny.

[bbp2003]

lame

[komoros100]

bodoh gile



[WISDOMandINSANITY]

@senorinsanio THX FOR THE INFORMATION

[stamford15]

the only word i can understand is 'when you score'..

[volebien]

lol

[kareem0824]

this has got to be the funnies shit

[Najjsman0]

He answered questions for a whole show in 28 seconds

[Homer20065305111]

this meant to be funny?

[scaryninja1693]

To be fair he is trying his best, English is much slower for Africans to speak in comparison to their own languages. The Spanish also speak far faster, hence why winning an argument with a latina woman is nearly impossible.

[estebancol4]

@scaryninja1693 wooww jajaja this is too funny!! You are so right!!

[soccerdude601]

@scaryninja1693 latin woman. "latina" already implies it's a woman.

[scaryninja1693]

@soccerdude601 Thanks. Now I can rest easy knowing my English is safe from supervillains.

[tussaladd]

@scaryninja1693 haha Im married to an african woman and arguing with her is a lost case. You can rarely win the beef, but when you do then you know you actually lost:)

By the way, no problems in hearing every single word EASILY while Adebayor talks. Dont they talk french in Togo as well?

But it is funny as well. Fuck:) He is a G!

[scaryninja1693]

@tussaladd It's the same in every culture. Winning an argument with a woman means you've lost in every other way possible. I have to listen fairly closely to work out what he says, but it isn't impossible.

Spurs think he's G ;)

[Chonkata1]

Adebayor is a cunt.

[Owneador1337]

WUR WUR WUR WUR WUR

[Fenerbahce199467]

DUDU

[jabbawockeez126]

ahooo next SNoop Dogg

[8Floria]

haha

[P90G1H4N]

he wd have turned a fine rapper

[leightonSS55]

i can understand every word he is saying

[katushon]

Ma Broda I'm a Fucking Rasta One LOve!! Little Jacob GT4 XD

[TheRevSRB]

"you can see all your teammates cum in front of you,so yeah"

[intermilanboy2010]

ahahaahahahahaha

[BJBUBBLEIS1]

when the subtitles says "you can see all your teamates cum" at 0:16 I was LOLIN until they showed the next sub title

[AirMaximus88]

It's not difficult to understand... But it's just redundant nonsense; it's nice to score goals, I keep on going if I score, strikers should score goals. Cheers Adebayor.

[yonsoon]

he talks fast

[TheFabregasHater]

I think its just because he speak soooo fast!!!!

[unleashedtrojan]

lol "all the fans are urinating" hahahaha

[TheZakko100]

one word...............LAME!!!!!!!­!!!!

[30maisa]

this is the reason why real madrid get him....

[sheshdd]

what this scene needs is Samuel L. Jackson saying "ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER!DO YOU SPEAK IT??!!!"

[jonnzi789]

rofl i understand nearly every word, maybe because the guys i get weed from talk like this ( h3h3 )

[AntiAmericanChannel]

As a sexy stripper you have to score

[pszeminanai]

Oh god, "When you score it's a special feeling, you can see that, 'Oh yeah, the fans are urinating.'" like that's the way fans show they're content haha

[fluffymole0913]

I actually could tell what he was saying quite easily...

But this video however: /watch?v=Cc55XJY4wEU i've got no fucking clue.

[LM10CR9Videos]

The only thing i know now is that he scored.

[licspe218]

the fans are urinating^^ WTF?!?!?!

[Stunaldo]

The subtitles dont sound anything like what he's saying lol. When your mocking him atleast make them into words sounding like the ones he says.

[markor1996]

OWNED xD

[Luffynigga11]

00:14 MOST FUCKED UP PART XD

[Luffynigga11]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAH LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[TrooperLFC]

what the fuck did he say? ha ha ha

[youtuuube45]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH,,, DUMB BLACK SHIIIT HAHAHAHAHA

[PaddyD869]

yes adebayor i understood every word

[bostoncelticsmarcus]

whoever made these subtles go fuck of my dick

[TheMixSkinShoww]

Check out my channel please, well if you have time. You may so, i would appreciate it alot. well my name is :Ivan, I am 17. I love soccer. Im good i may say. But i would like to know what you guys think of my videos. My favorite one is the first one that i uploaded, here on my channel. You wont regret watching it. Thank you for taking your time to read this.

[xXHardToKillXx]

Hes making fun of Gerrard lol

[TheIffy316]

OMG the audio scribe was bad!!

[FlbSlb]

ROTFLOL omg funniest shit ever

[machicniii]

LOL at transcribed audio. adebayors talking about politics and shit LOL

[lautfih84]

im french , in french its worse, this guy doenst speak any language

[MrGurung10]

ROFL the fans are urinating xD

[SuperKoookie]

This was after a game vs City. :|

[Englandsbestlover]

Im glad this had subtitles coz i didnt understand a word that mutha fukker said

[ImKnowAble]

if u repeat '6' u hear ; they cumming ! XD ROFL

[yoonhaj]

keep pressing 7 HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO

[Dicekidd436]

LOOOL the fans kept urinating

[mitchypooz100]

@Dicekidd436 and you can see all your teammates cum

[NNgangsta193]

Haha 0:11-18 xD

[loishota3]

hahahahahahha...wTF?? hahahahe wasnt talking he was raping hahaha...maybe he is teaching ozil now!..XD

[elpinta]

if would have been funny if samuel jackson would have showed up and yelled: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKA!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT!!!

[212maan]

@elpinta hhahahahahahahaha

[jamesblunto94520]

Ahahaha

[10marias]

press the CC and enjoy

[hudman1]

scoring goats!!

[AhmedMetin]

@hudman1 ahhahahaah

[AhmedMetin]

Busta Rhymes style haha

[Sackinima]

Funnier if you put the captions on instead of what the video maker put! :D

[julioclau]

snoop dog should sign this guy

[TopTenVid]

sounds scouse

[mariahbutterfly]

lol can't understand a word!

[Kangaroo9197]

haha xD Dudu

[BrandonBlockuk]

haha you racist fuckers

[CaptainPhilbert]

ADEBAYOR! ADEBAYOOOOOR!

HE USED TO LIKE COACH TRIPS

BUT NOT ANYMORE!

[AnimalNationn]

@CaptainPhilbert LOOOOOOOOOOL

[MultiNickky]

I miss him!!! He is a sweetheart

[nipsseyhussle]

nice freestyle lol

[jamaldiesell]

whahahahahahaha hilarious

[lovefromshivi1]

fans are urinating !! a ROD HULL obviously !! ha ha :D

[SultanThePoD]

ROFL!! Damn

[capatchini]

"you can see all your teammater cum" pahahahha

[Champion0306]

scoring goats at the moment LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLL

[hamomiro]

he didn't say so:S

[10400274]

all the fans are urinating

LOLOLOL

[Joy2daaworld]

ROFL!

[g19691]

how does going sound like milking? lol

[22may95]

reporter: so adebayor its another two goals for you and you were still looking frustrated as though u hadnt got more

adebayor: ummmmmmm......... do the lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala­lalalalalalalalalalaaalalalala­lalala

[AyubJ12345]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOL

[AboDa7mUK]

you know

[TheKourosh1990]

WTFFF

was he speaking English or French?

without the subtitles, you won't understand a word from his mouth

this scene needs Chris tucker dreadfully and he shows up and say" DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORD COME OUT OF MY MOUTH"

[molonlave2010]

@TheKourosh1990 He has a strong African accent, so that's why they use a subtitle, and yeah it's hard to understand. LOL HAHAHAHAHA

[fluffymole0913]

@TheKourosh1990 Or Samuel L. Jackson to say: "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?"

[TheKourosh1990]

@fluffymole0913

i don;t understand what you are saying

[fluffymole0913]

@TheKourosh1990 I guess you are not one who has watched Pulp Fiction...

[TheKourosh1990]

@fluffymole0913

lol

what is pulp fiction ?

[fluffymole0913]

@TheKourosh1990 It's a very famous film with Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta. They are the main characters and they are Hitmen. But the most famous quote was when they were in a target's apartment. Look up 'The Breakfast Scene - Pulp Fiction' if you really care enough :P

Many Critics and film experts see this as one of the greatest scenes in history because of the camera use and build up of tension.

[fluffymole0913]

@fluffymole0913 Make sure you skip to about 4:10 to cut to the action in that scene.

[obedebob]

hahaha :D

[zaq1xsw2cde3vfr4bgtn]

wtf?



[villagold11]

fake

[smccune515]

ITS FAKE DUHHHHHHH

[ramp2tramp]

@smccune515 whats fake?

[murismuris]

@ramp2tramp subtitles lol

smccune515 is....

[WasaAsaw]

the fans are urinating lol

[firesanker]

I keep on milking?! He said I keep on going. But it's funny as hell !!! LMAO

[A1i3N77]

Adebayor...TALKS ALOT...i mean once he starts...he like..tells a story .. lol...good player though.

[MsOkocha]

QUEEEEEEEE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIJOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­??????

[Yuzahri]

WTF CUM? HAHAAHAHAHA!

[JohnnyTurc]

a chance to DuDu. xD

[mehdimehdimehdi]

Hahahahaaha.. the fans are urinating xD BEST

[Anotherstupidfool]

What a fucking idiot...IQ lower than a pig...a shame..

[hustler411]

@Anotherstupidfool he still make more money than u, u fuckin idiot. I bet u a ARsenal fan

[fluffymole0913]

@Anotherstupidfool WTF are you on about?

[Demurral1337]

The fans are urinating LMAO

[DiscOjeSUs100]

Turn on transcribe audio subtitles on the red 'CC' logo its even funnier.

[FlamingGamer1]

@DiscOjeSUs100 "Clinton spoke to a photo"

LOL

[mumphis18]

@DiscOjeSUs100 i barley piss in my pants

[GuitarBill13]

@DiscOjeSUs100 hahahahahahahahaha....it's hilarious man!!!!

"the you know the guys are going to war with Mexico and the coalition on equal..."

hahahahahaha

just take a look at this video /watch?v=7MTQigTalJQ&feature=r­elated..it's a soccerplayer in Greece who is speaking Greek the same way Adebayor speaks English...you don't have to understand what is he saying,just look the journalist...he is laughing in front of the player!!!it's fucking hilarious!!

[kensley94]

i don't no of you people but i can understand it.Mybe because i'm a african :)

[Fitzgilbert]

Ah, racism...

Funny.

[FriendlyJeep]

@Fitzgilbert How is this racism? You are fucking retarded, people should really learn in should wtf racism is.

[Fitzgilbert]

@FriendlyJeep Good point, actually. But i can't help feeling slightly guilty for finding this funny.

[monnymonmonmon]

That was fuckin shit. Not even funny.