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  • @CarbonFiberDuck stop bein a troll dickhead go find for somewhere else to attack ppl you stupid ass troll

  • Kid stop fucking around with the glass. It obviously annoys the fish.

  • Heydummy it take an oscar six months to be big enough to sell at a stor that oscars prob between 8-12 months old

  • @MuskaVEVO Your a fucking retard 'Kid'. Here's a challenge, You look it up on fucking Google you dope.

  • @MuskaVEVO Lol... Fuck off

  • @MuskaVEVO Mate, Oscars can live up to 15 fucking years. Try using Google for once, eh?

  • @dumbmp3 Your fucking hilarious mate. 'Brat', Ha, Good one, Oh the Irony. Face facts asshat

  • @dumbmp3 Wake up mate, Your battling fact with opinion Faggot

  • My damn oscar uses the hollow decorative bubbling volcano in the tank as a battering ram against the glass. It's hilarious :D

  • darn it they are about to have sex and u ruined it lolz

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  • @dumbmp3 Um Guppies live longer than a month. Just sayin...

  • @dumbmp3 Smart... Calling me something right after you just get called it. Face it mate, You're fucking wrong, Guppies Do NOT live for a fucking month, I have kept them for over a year and they CAN live for up to nearly 3 years or even longer. So please, Stop making an utter twat out of yourself and fuck off

  • My oscar attacks the fish net whenever I clean his tank! I don't feel so bad now after seeing this!

  • Do oscars have teeth? Dong know much about them

  • @Son154 they have molars at the back of their mouths or throat i don't remember, but they don't have like piranha teeth haha, but they still can draw blood and hurt if they bite you. I've never kept an Oscar, i'd love to, but my angelfish wouldn't last with an Oscar very long so i keep them instead. maybe when they're gone..

  • @dumbmp3 It's hilarious, You have nothing to say kid... queer

  • @dumbmp3 Dumb ass little kid can't accept fact, Can he? Your an embarrassment...

  • Oscars: yeah homie nd then last night....( guy passes with brush) oscars: ahh wtf?!

    Oscar#1: get dat fool homie fuck him up show him wusup..

    Oscar#2: yeah wussuhp fool kmon want some of thiz??!

  • @dumbmp3 Agh... Little bitch had enough? You are finally giving up after you being too much of a fucking pussy to admit it before, Hilarious. I Know that I'm not a nerd and so do a lot of other people but If YOU Refer to people with good grammar and spelling as a 'Nerd', Then I'd rather be a nerd than a some fucking Dyslexic faggot who can't even spell 'Bastard'. 'You don't know how big Muscle'? Amazing grammar there mate. To be honest... Your just some stubborn, little brat of a kid.

  • @dumbmp3 You are disagreeing with fact kid. I have kept guppies at most being over a fucking year, Also, I have been in fish keeping for over 11 years and Unless every single guppy I have kept is a fucking mutant then I believe your wrong. Your also disagreeing with every fish keeper in the world dumb ass, Again, Do your self a favor and look it up if you think you are so fucking right. Hilarious, I bet you don't even fucking keep fish. Your too much of a pussy to admit your so fucking wrong.

  • @dumbmp3 Next time try spelling 'Yeah' Correctly kid, If you think your so fucking right and you know better than every fish keeper than do something useful and search the fucking life span up on the internet dip shit. Your making a fucking ass out of yourself by saying 'guppy's live for 1 month', I have kept Live bearers (You don't even know what a live bearer lmao) and I have kept guppy's for over a year douche bag, You can't disagree with fact kid, That's like saying a square is a triangle.

  • Im 13 and I know that guppies can live longer that a month because ther normally breed every month so if they only live 1-2 months then they proably would have ben extinct many years ago

  • @Rocky12334no I Know, Tell that to the fucking dumb ass over there who has 0% Knowledge on fish and good grammar.

  • @dumbmp3 Oh my fucking god Lol,I just want to beat the living shit out of you at this stage.Please,Point out for me My bad grmmar.Also,I Don't think 'How say' Makes much sense, nether does 'Gooing' nor the sentence 'I already ask the pet shop'.You are a fucking retard kid,You have nothing to say to me.I See you call me 'Peanut brained',Lol, If you where 21 (Or 23),I'm pretty sure you would have more creative insults. Heads up, Fish stores don't know shit and I know that you know that your wrong.

  • @dumbmp3 This is just Hilarious...

    Let me point out a few things... Your a kid, You can't spell, you have bad grammar and you once told me you were 21 yet now your telling me your 23? Lol. Also, How the fuck would searching something on Google give you a virus may I ask you? you utter dumbass. Just fucking admit it, You know jack shit about fish nor fish keeping, Guppy's DO NOT live for a month. It's people like you that make such an ass out of themselves that I just want to punch them square.

  • @dumbmp3 I Believe your grammar pretty much says it for itself, Kid. You also failed to actually search 'Guppy life span' on Google, When you have done that, Come back.

  • @dumbmp3 Oh my fucking god, Your an utter retard, Aren't you? Fuck sake kid, Ever tried Google?

    You WILL Do this If you think your 'So fucking right'. Since I can't humiliate you here by posting a link to the sites, Go to Google, Type in 'Guppy Life span' and click the 3 First sites and You will see what a fucking tool you are. Also, If you still deny doing this due to the fact you personally know your wrong, Ask any other fucking person here and they shall tell you kid.

  • @dumbmp3 TROLOLOL 'Another police report'? Kid, Please, fuck off right now, You have 0% Knowledge on fish, Even search 'Guppy Lifespan' on Google and You will see that they can live up to around 2-3 Years. You actually Think some asshat like you that has been into fish keeping for like a week knows more than fish keepers with over 20 years of experience? I think not... Also, Try Working on that grammar.

  • @dumbmp3 By the way... Different account, Same person.

    Go to Guppy place.tripod.com and You'll how much of a tool you are, You know what? Your better off searching it on Google. Still can't wait to hear your retarded answer.

  • @dumbmp3 You obviously have 0% Knowledge on fish If you think a guppy lives for a fucking month, Even a goldfish In a bowl could live longer than A month, But just so I want to humiliate you and prove you wrong.

    I actually can't wait for your reply, Your probably going to say that every one was wrong.

    The links shall be in the next message, This is going to be Hilarious.

    By the way, This is a different Profile... Not a different person.

  • You obviously have 0% Knowledge on fish If you think a guppy lives for a fucking month, Even a goldfish In a bowl could live longer than A month, But just so I want to humiliate you and prove you wrong.

    I actually can't wait for your reply, Your probably going to say that every one was wrong.

    The links shall be in the next message, This is going to be Hilarious.

  • You obviously have 0% Knowledge on fish If you think a guppy lives for a fucking month, Even a goldfish In a bowl could live longer than A month, But just so I want to humiliate you and prove you wrong.

    I actually can't wait for your reply, Your probably going to say that every one was wrong.

    The links shall be in the next message, This is going to be Hilarious.

  • @dumbmp3 You obviously have 0% Knowledge on fish If you think a guppy lives for a fucking month, Even a goldfish In a bowl could live longer than A month, But just so I want to humiliate you and prove you wrong.

    I actually can't wait for your reply, Your probably going to say that every one was wrong.

    The links shall be in the next message, This is going to be Hilarious.

  • @dumbmp3 You obviously have 0% Knowledge on fish If you think a guppy lives for a fucking month, Even a goldfish In a bowl could live longer than A month, But just so I want to humiliate you and prove you wrong.

    I actually can't wait for your reply, Your probably going to say that every one was wrong.

    The links shall be in the next message, This is going to be Hilarious.

  • Nice to see CarbonFiberDuck and myPs3RuLeZ123 bash dumbmp3 with logic and intelligent information about the life span of fishes. There's a huge relevance in the word "dumb"from the name, dumpmp3 don't you think? Coincidence? You have a lot to learn kid. Anyways, beautiful oscars you have in your video, amything.

  • @dumbmp3 you stupid little bitch do you know how retarded you made your self look

  • @dumbmp3 Listen brat, I have a lot (And I mean A LOT) More knowledge than you about fish. A Guppy DOES NOT live for only 2 fucking months, That does not mean it lives as long as a human being, Fuck sake, An oscar does even live as long as a human, That being said, You probably don't even know what an Oscar is... So please Don't embaresse yourself any further, You've already made me laugh my ass off with your failure in grammar.

  • its called a magfloat.

  • @dumbmp3 You obviously have no clue about fish if you think a guppy only lives for a month.

  • @dumbmp3 I'm just telling you the truth. If taken care of properly they can live quite long. You have to do more research then wikipedia..

  • @dumbmp3 ive had a guppy live for over 2 years. obviously you don't know how to take care of fish if your guppy lasted you a week.

  • What do most people consider the best looking Oscar? I can't ever decide between, Red, Albino, or Tiger.

  • my cichlids used to do that when i was cleaning. its so funny. haha lol. they died this week. oh, and i have a plecostomus that lets me pet him. (hes 8 inches long). funny video btw.

    blue ^-^

  • Awww I miss my Oscar. She loved to watch tv and let me pet her! They're definitely fish with personalities!

  • @dumbmp3 And if you'd bothered to view my channel, you'd have noticed that this account isn't even new.

  • Jesus! It's gonna bite of ur hand in a minuite

  • @dumbmp3 do some research? you just quoted wikipedia that can be changed and altered by anyone sooo do alittle more research on some more reliable sites or a book

  • @dumbmp3 Define good care.. Guppies should be able to live a couple years. You are doing something wrong.

    At any rate, different fish species have different lifespans. Guppies and oscars are no more related than sparrows and eagles. Oscars really can live that long.

    Who is the idiot?

  • @dumbmp3 ummm so u can read of own fish cool, first guppys are easy mod for fish keeping there kinda easy to do hard to master and my comment was about Oscar ya know the fish in the video...so next time take advice dont be so quick too assume people are out to trick you

    good luck with your future fish

    ~thomas

  • @dumbmp3 you may or may not know this or may have gotten a response already but Oscars can live (if kept healthy and in good living conditions) 10 to 15 years!!!

  • Get out XD

  • i have 2 oscars and my tank was by a window for about 2 days and it turned really green just like yours but i moved it to my room and its perfect now

  • How does your tank even get to this stage?

    Man I will kill my self before my tank reaches to that stage!

  • @mkh4n The tank was next to a window on the sunny side of my apartment with no blinds at the time. This happens in 2-3 days during severe algae attacks.

  • @amything i suggest you buy a 5 dollar algae magnet then, they work great.

  • @mkh4n When I first started keeping fish I kept my tank near the window in my front room so passing by people can see it but sadly they didn't see my tank before the sun lol.

  • at about 0:31 ur oscar is lik "what the FUCK!!!"

  • @dumbmp3 Tortoise and Turtles live for well over 200 years. Some species of jellyfish can live forever. Theres even records of sea sponges living for 2000 years. Humans aren't always the top organism.

  • @dumbmp3 Uh buddy, fish can live 20+ years. A Koi even lived for 200+ years.

  • Lol funny video. I have been trying to get an oscar fish for a little bit of time yet, but im still raising money for a big enough tank, and filter's plants etc.

  • Oscars do live a real long time.

  • @dumbmp3 I have a 14 year old gold fish.

  • @dumbmp3 fishes can get ALOT older then that

  • @dumbmp3 oscars can live up to be old like a dog for say

  • wow i just got 2 and there only babys and dam they grow

  • My clown fish does the same crap

  • deeees nuts lol just felt like putting a random comment lmao

  • Ahahah the persons hand is like scrubby dub dub in the tub (or fish tank :P) woooahh wait Mr. Fish... What's that? You wanna bite me? Ohh okay I shall wait a few seconds let you nip a lil and scrubby dub dub in the... tank some more! And wooooaaahh Mr. Fish, you gonna bite me again?! Ahh that one didn't hurt soo bad... Scrubby dub dub scrub scrub! lololol I know pathetic.. I was bored! [:

  • got a mag cleaner yet?

  • LOL NICE . =0) GET A MAG SCRUBER MAN. =0)~

  • @dumbmp3 Oscars can live up to 10. Goldfish however can live up to 40!

  • HAHAHA! My Oscar tried to eat my magnetic cleaner.

  • use tha magnet algea cleaner u fuccin loser ahaha jk. nice fish

  • why dont u get 1 of those magnet cleaners they are great

  • @michaelboulder1 I agree I have a few for different sized tanks.

  • @dumbmp3 theres a fsh dat is 43 years old ya know. its on youtube too

  • Hey man take a plastic card and put it on a angle and in no time you get the algae from your screen with out any effort or scratches . Take a look at my maintenance videos

  • do they have teeth i just bought one 6 hr ago from pet smart hes like 3.5 in long hes sick but very shy right now :(

  • One day i was at the pet store and i saw a VERY big oscar fish, and when i put the nose on the glass..........IT TRIED TO BITE ME!!!

    I tought oscars were nice like guppies!

  • @dumbmp3 The average life expectancy for a healthy oscar is about 15 years. Most fish that are capable of growing to over 12" can live quite a long time if the are well cared for, the reason they hardly ever do is because there are very few people who give them the proper care they deserve.

  • @dumbmp3  Yeah and some even longer some alligator gar have gotten up to 60 years old before. Which is pretty hard to believe

  • @OutDoorsExpertiece And sturgeons are capable of living for well over a century.

  • @drgnfrc13 Yeah ive heard they can get huge to.

  • @OutDoorsExpertiece Yeah, beluga sturgeon can reach well over 20' in length. One of my (many) fish keeping dreams is to some day own the 500,000 gallon tank it would take to house a monster like that, although for now the most I can afford is a 225 gallon. : )

  • @drgnfrc13 Ha that would be sweet but i wish i had at least 225 gallon lucky :)

  • you are pure genius! haha this is pretty cute

  • Don't bite the hand that feeds.

  • nice i can't wait till mine are that big , i have 4 of them ..

  • lol

  • My oscar tried to eat my two way magnet, I do what he does with the bottle brush thing, I jst tap mine when he tries to bite me and swims around the tank continuously a couple of times lol he makes me laugh!

  • Hi, I keep 4 large oscars but I clean my windows with a two-way magnet.

  • lol... ungrateful ass... "hey man! im trying to clean up after ur dirty ass and you BITE ME!?"

  • My brother has 3 i have 1, our biggest is 10inches, urs r so pretty:p

  • @dumbmp3 I was trying to post a picture of him from January 2002 but cant put url in comment I guess. I edited the description of the video and put some pictures.

  • @dumbmp3 He is fine. I've had him for around 9 years now at least. His partner that can be seen in the background got ill and had to be put down. I got them at the same time.

  • @amything How do you put a fish down?

  • @amything 9 yrs???? holyyy crap OMG what did i get myself into this time i bought one 3 weeks ago and he's sooo little

  • @amything I had an oscar named ozzy he's dead now but was a great pet I fed him mealworms. where did you buy your oscar and how do you take care of it for such a long time.

  • lol your oscar is big enough to eat your hand! XD! i hope mine will become that big

  • @dumbmp3 OMG we could do synchronized swimming and everything! Fantastic idea.

  • @amything ROFL funny video. Silly grumpy fish.

    He's pretty brave though.

  • @amything get a pleco and you wont have to clean the glass again! :)

  • cool,great !!

  • Hi, I need some advice, I currently have a 5ft by 18 by 2ft aquarium with one albino oscar at 8" i was wondering, would it be ok to add another oscar to the tank at the same size? the tank is 100 gallons thanks.

  • oscars are mean little basterds

  • If you would consider placing a large Pleco in that tank mate.

    It will make it crystal clean.

  • wat size tank

  • Hey amything dosnt it hurt when he bites your finger?

  • @calvingoo Not really, but he can scrape the skin so you bleed but he doesn't puncture you.

  • LOL!! My pink convict did this to me when she was guarding eggs and my hand got too close for her liking. I love when my fish get pissed like that, good laughs. I won't laugh at my flowerhorn though. Talk about grumpy.

  • angry ass

  • Your Oscar is showing teritorial behavior,Mine use to do it but now he is old and grumpy.P.S He is 6 years old.:)

  • Lol. My captcha thingy i had to type in to post a comment was goonsicit

    which is go on sick it. lol Like go on bite it.

  • You have one oscar tryign to pwn you hand and the the other on just watching like it's not even happening. lol

    Awesom vid. never seen a pissed oscar before.

  • yea a magnet cleaner might help lol, your not gona have no hand left soon lol

  • dame you need a pleco in there

  • one word....mag-float.

  • wow actually made me laugh x] nice

  • it's not that he's angry you're cleaning the glass... he's angry you put him in a fish tank... he's too big for a glass box... he belongs in a pond or lake.

  • wow he was not happy. do they have sharp teeth or more like sandpaper?

  • Maybe the Oscar likes swimming in filth and he hates you for removing it :P

  • he like hey HEY get that thing away from me ill bite wacha.

  • Is that a toilet brush?! Ha! Haaa!

  • it's aggressive cause' they're breeding

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    thats histarical

  • Get a scrubber with a long pole...lol

  • it's like

    "get ure filthy hands out of my house >:["

  • funny fish

  • u need a magnet cleaner HA

  • hahah vá hvað hann er stór.. haha ekkert smá krúttilegur sammt! :) sá þetta á fiskaspjallinu! :o)

    myndi aldrei tíma að láta greiið :)

  • i love fish. however, these oscars and most other fish of any size are pretty ruthless. fish are usually carnivorous. if u could fit in his mouth, he would kill u. compassion and loyalty are traits u may find in a dog. don't count on it with fish.

    enjoy these beautiful creatures for what they r. don't personalize them. just my opinion.

  • @dirtyal1234

    YEAH....we all know that. Still, nice to have them.

  • @johnnyphoenix74

    I have 2 beautiful big Oscars and a pleco too..and if I was1 inch tall they would tear me to shreds...still doesn't make them any less beautiful for those of us who care for them...

  • well what do u think,the fish attacks you or plays with you? may be its a 'fish' way of playing....coz u r with your fish since like 7 to 8 years ...s why would it try to attack you?? may be its just playing!!

  • teach him who's in charge, bite him back

  • lol would like to see that xD

  • does that happen everytime you try to clean a tank with an oscar in it?

  • Not really :) As you can see the other Oscar does not do anything and many times the one attacking does not care. Although I have been bitten once to blood since that video.

  • thats why u chase him away lol

    im guessing that oscar hasn't moved tanks, or at least for a very long time. have a 13" in a 100 deep tank, and my dad turned the lights on in his tighty whities one day and oscar jumped out of the tank into a cardboard box...

  • Well, you have to get his permission first it looks like ^^

  • get a pleco geeze my pleco and catfish live fine with my oscars and red bellys

  • Just so you know

    (And Carlos No im not a tree hugger and yes i want to kill hippies)

    the fish does'nt like it because the noise it makes on the inside of the tank travels through the water and is hurting there ear drums.

  • fish dont have ears.....lmao

  • Lovely fish, but your tank shouldn't be getting that dirty. I'd invest in a better filtration system. Even overcompensate, maybe. Check your balance. New vids. would be awesome!

  • Tank looks small for two of that size. Also filthy, recommend a lot higher filtration system.

  • Don't clean the inside of the glass... I hope you like algae bloom.

  • when i my oscar bit me he tasted my blood

    he tore my flesh T_T

  • omg that is the coolest thing ever lol

  • Lol how is your O doing as of today? Been a long time since you posted it :O

  • Hey thanks for asking. He is fine :)

  • Ha Ha, Mine does that too when it's not in the mood for a cleaning. It starts getting angry as soon as it sees the cleaning equipment.

  • lol did it hurt you!

  • Lol i feel bad for anybody that follows advice from the comments on youtube. I actually read all 114 texts. I have "learned" .....

    1. 20% water change is good and sometimes bad

    2. If i have algae, i should buy 3 plecos.

    3. cleaning the glass stresses the fish out.

    4. I should take my fish out every time i clean

    5. Lateral line erosion is the same as hole in the head.

    6. Tank size should be...well....that doesn't matter cuz everyone will complain anyway.

    By the way, great vid. 5/5

  • LOL thanks, this is the best comment :) I almost disabled comments but then I realized I would miss all this great advice!

  • Lol your welcome! I didn't want anyone to miss out on this "great" advice. Now... you be sure to buy lots of plecos for that algae, ok?

    Lol =)

  • @tkchaos2000 I like you. You got class ;)