oops I crapped my pants

[OzJenj88]

Damn he is cuuuute. 

[twichy305]

ONWARD TO FIND  Piks96 comment

[WillyPhister]

This is what my tax dollars are paying for??? Fuck that.

[sbutros]

goddammit. now I have to find what Piks96 wrote.

[Matt2779]

@sbutros hold Ctrl+F and then type in his name and you will find'em all of them!!! Muhahahahaha

[coldboot]

HAHA That's awesome.

[meee2014]

HOOAAAH opps i think i hoahed to hard , i just shit my pants

[Booger6995]

Thank you so much for your service. Just ignore that complaining armchair quarterback. Not very appreciative for someone complaining from behind a keyboard.

[CerebrumTranceStep]

Thumbs up if Piks96 is mad because he shits himself regularly and doesn't reach 373k views.

[DelaHussein]

@CerebrumTranceStep HAHAHA... aint that the truth... Funny not until a few days ago a friend brought to my attention how many views its had... i dont know if thats alot or a little.. but the fact is iv never really cared... But of course. thanks to the people who look passed the fact of what the video has on it.. and can support the Job that we have been trying to accomplish... !!! Thanks

[CerebrumTranceStep]

@DelaHussein I support you guys 100%! You guys are risking your lives overseas to keep our country safe while trolls like him sit on the internet and find reasons to insult people they don't even know. YOU guys are the real heroes around here. America, FUCK YEAH!!!

[tatt2edmama]

you are not the first soldier thats shat their pants maybe the first good lookin one to admit on vid and put it on the net..lmao Thanks for serving OORAH!

[DelaHussein]

@tatt2edmama hahaha.. Well thank you.. And thank you for your suppport most of all... Hooaaahhh!!

[fuxu123]

wait did you shit yourself?

[durtypainter]

Sweet

[46legoman]

lol

[thisfuckinsucks1]

hoid up.. how you gon survive in the american army adn yo name be hussein..dont they be fightin ppl named hussein

[DelaHussein]

@thisfuckinsucks1 hahaha.. Na it aint really my name.. Its Delahoussaye.. Basically just a clever Prof name i came up with while i was outthere

[sauceykat]

Awh, poor dude. Bet he went through a hell of a lot with the food and terrain, tons of gear on, not able to make a rest stop etc. At least he took it like a man!

[gramboliciousness]

It's a good person who can laugh at themselves. I was doing a delivery in minus 35 weather and my case of bad gas became bad liquid. After a night of draught beer and hot wings I went to work without underwear for some reason. I felt it coming and decided to give it an extra push... hit the back of my knee! Wiped with my bosses gloves and washed the pants in a sink at the station then put in a 10 hour day.

Thank you for being a good sport... and for serving! Wish I could buy you a beer.

[confettistar]

After watching this, I will no longer feel ashamed when I crap my pants in public. Thank you sir, you are an inspiration to each and every loose and sloppy bowel all over the world.

[fenix787]

hahahaha reminds me of one of trips from Taji to Warhorse, our gunner sharted himself 30 seconds after we got out of the gate and he had to ride the whole way with shitty pants.

[3TGV]

LOOKS LIKE MARK TEIXEIRA, DONT YA THINK?

[aBakeRaps]

@DelaHussein youre still a hero even if you shit yourself. lol

[Piks96]

Yeah to bad im in iraq right now fuck you and im combat arms too fucko

[Piks96]

Who the fuck wears berets in iraq for one for two kinda warm for a blouse liner in iraq, douche bag....

[DelaHussein]

@Piks96 First off you fuckin tard... clearly never did a tour ANYWHERE... Probably never served in a Military Branch for that matter... 2nd... Get those fuckin beady marbles of yours checked.. Its a Black Beanie (Knit Cap) ARMY ISSUED.... We are combat soldiers out there not Pogues.. 3rd... U think about what comes out of ur Cock holster before you say it.. Especially trying to call me out.... Grow up pal.. DAMN. TARD!!!

[stickmanrogers14]

@DelaHussein you made my day ;)

[JRDDUDE]

@DelaHussein umadbro?

[AtICSt]

@JRDDUDE ufagbro?

[DelaHussein]

oh... And it was 36dgrees that winter in Baghdad u uneducated phony

[chaddk0127]

i hope u were gunning lol

[KC44DE]

Dirty ass? Clean it up with Orbit!

[XKRATOSXxxxx]

this is the seal team that killed bin laden

[dragonwarrior124]

america fuuuuck yaaaa so fucking awesome they make there enemies shit them selves

[dragonwarrior124]

america fuuuuck yaaaa

[dragonwarrior124]

wtf happend

[8059124]

HEY! HEY!!!... this guy is allowed to shit himself, he fights for else

[SamplingMusic]

What camera did you use. Was it from the military??

[Enethriel]

I pooped my pants yesterday, I had diarrhea and couldn't hold since I was outside... pretty degrading.

[Kyky667]

A h that felt good!

[ghrpdx]

I've had that happen ... wait till you get older. Sometimes you just can't crunch the buttcheeks hard enough to stop the inevitable. 

[BillieJolene1]

love the fact that you're a sport about it. lol and you're cute!!!

[DelaHussein]

@BillieJolene1 hey thank you babe

[LaCosaNostra132]

@sofranko102 Were you even in the Military? If not, I dont think your ready. So you mean when he craps and pisses himself, then hes ready for the marines?

[LaCosaNostra132]

@sofranko102 Are you saying that Army isnt as good as Marines. A marine is a marine and army infanty is army infantry. Neither are better than the other.

[BestSpyDude]

Yeah man America the best TEAM AMERICA WOOOHHOOOOO and heres a little shit story for ya. once my friend asked if i had to got to the bathroom and i said no and she said no also then like 5 min later she pooped her pants alot and it was all over the deck

[kooliopuff10]

Lol wow

[ninjacharles11]

i think he poopted his pants lol

[Misterluckydumbo]

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[lokopjake]

@drake123550 say tht while terrorists are pointing ak-47's at ur face

[coolgign]

nice humvee

[TheBubblegirl4ever]

Well isn't that just a nice update on our soldiers o.O crappin their pants and what not way to stay strong! NO REALLY USA! WOOOOO

[drake123550]

u so fucking stupid n gay

[DylzxPickelz]

FUCKING STUPID

[oakgrove0811]

this is where our tax dollars are going to.

[LaCosaNostra132]

@oakgrove0811 Tax dollars are going to soldiers taking a shit? I dont really know what happened here in this video, but it happens.

[DGKALLDAY84]

How did I end up here?

[papa12213]

It happens to the best of us, respect for taking it like a man!

[DelaHussein]

Hey Everyone... Its Me... Yeah the dude that shit himself... just wanna say that the Kats that did reply is a positiive manner and the ones who know exactly how it is... LOVE ... Love you guys.. The rest of you can get fucked.... Unless your comment was something Hilarious and Funny..... Team America..... FUCK YA!!!!!!!!! by the way... the explanation for the undershirt was that i had to wipe my ass with it when i got around the corner to the "shitter"

[JDSvideoz]

@DelaHussein OORRRAAAHHHH RESPECT MY BROTHER IN ARMS OF SQUADRON ALFA BATTALION 982 OF THE SHITPANTS COMMUNITY WERE UR BADGE WITH PRIDE AND FIGHT OF THE HATERS WITH YOUR ARMY ISSUE SHIT COVERED UNDERSHIRT OVER AND OUT.

[DelaHussein]

Hey Everyone... Its Me... Yeah the dude that shit himself... just wanna say that the Kats that did reply is a positiive manner and the ones who know exactly how it is... LOVE ... Love you guys.. The rest of you can get fucked.... Unless your comment was something Hilarious and Funny..... Team America..... FUCK YA!!!!!!!!!

[Rohjas66]

lol "what does the under shirt have to do with anything?"

[NWOpartycrasher]

GOOD OL SHIT ALL OVER THE ASS AND ASSHOLE CADET CRAPPER!

[YooitzJJ]

What do u say when someone goes off road cuz they turded themselves??

[baldwinjackson41]

they should change the number 1 on his shoulder to number 2

[koricanprez]

Thanks for all you poo when dootie calls. Sorry, you had the sense of humor to put this up so that was just a joke. But really thank you for what you are doing so that people like me can sit safe and warm in our homes able to make comments on you tube. My son is in Kandahar. Take care, God bless and come home safe. :) and

[PlanCartesien]

America's finest.

[levelat350]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING! YOU MESSED UP YOUR UNIFORM!

[teddybearleader]

50 people crapped their pants...

[nomisuke16]

Small price to pay when the debt we owe to you is 1000 times more.

[malcomandjon423]

i would shit too if i was getting shot at by creepy dudes with long beards and ak47's

[Zirus101]

shit happens

[Flycrest]

support or poops

[weirdone17]

not exactly what i want  my boys to be doin on the front lines...

[hypermite01]

An Army of one...........Mmmmmm, better make that two.

[cazz096]

@Darkonomist fuck you

[Darkonomist]

@cazz096 Poo on you :P

[Darkonomist]

Nice. Serving the country, defending the nation. Bullshit.

[irishkidd7562]

@Darkonomist why dont you just go defend the country? i think youll do a MUCH better job....fuck you

[Darkonomist]

@irishkidd7562 Sure, because I won't mess my pants with poo. I know how to sit on the toilet :)

[legendarymario3]

IS THAT WHAT THEY DO IN THE ARMY?

[WRXSubaru08]

@legendarymario3 Yes cause no one in the world poops, when your out on patrols in a hatch for 4 hours or more you have to hold it till you get back to base. guess he just had a accident.

[AllenLeemets]

if i was on a patrol and i had a choise to poop my pants or get shot with an ak47 i'd deffinetly choose shitting my pants:D

[Tehart1988]

only a real hero would admit that he did it on video.. in lue of all thoes poopy pants out there we SAY THANKYOU. And thatnkyou for serving your my hero thank you for standing up for my right and my safty

[oifmarine81]

they should put you in or a brown cross of courage

[phantom240]

Hahaha awesome. Not bein a bitch about it either.

[adamjeffreysmith]

@phantom240 Ha ha, no shit... or wait a minute, looked like a load. That was more than an out of control fart. That was an intentional dump. But thanks for the patriotism for real. Dump your drawers all you want. You earned that right for everyone. No joking on that one

[LumpyVag]

Thanks for fighting come home safe

[newyorkpain]

Eglest u are fighting for your country props

[surplusdriller]

I SHITT MY PANTS TO WHEN I SEE TERRORISTS/MUSLIMS IN HEAWELY LOADEN CARS

[bertsdog]

id shit myself if i was doing your job,,com home safe and  soon lads.

[kilplixpwnslol]

shit happends x]

[Mysticmus]

Dont worry.. I would crap myself just to LOOK at a BATTLEground..

[DelaHussein]

@tyreez10 whats ur comment saying?

[snk2010r]

way 2 make proud soildier 

[jamesklosowski]

Code brown!

[jcwrsox1]

only the army

[girlintheflesh78]

What a man!

[kenzy6666]

thats narsty i wana join the army now

[whitewiccanwitch]

brrrrrraaaaaaa hahahhahah genius

[jake92sc]

got a kill, and got excited.

[ieatyellow]

soldier we're bombing your pants!

[darkstars101]

Lol just because your a troop, dosent mean you can go crapping yourself... Haha

[JennNOVA1]

I'd feel bad to think it's funny. Seems kind of disrespectful to laugh at someone serving our country. Plus, doesn't stuff like that happen all the time? I mean - it's not like there's a port-a-potty ever few miles in the desert, right?

[Jesusisaliberal5150]

ha ha! At least he got to fire his weapon of mass destruction

[dela213]

Shit happens.

[Jayhawk871]

ROFL U DUECED URSELF B4 THE GUN FIGHT HAHAHAH GOOD VID

[whydoyoueventry]

dude the gun fire didnt even start lol

[aaron31021]

The worst place to crap your pants ever ever.

[devilschild10286]

i feel bad for himXD

[Defenseman619]

CODE BROWN

[themrcheezburger]

wouldn't want to be you man, not because of the embarrassment but because of the uncomfortable feeling of having crap in your pants while on a bumpy humvee ride lol :P

[ccassassinful]

when me and my bro got home from there, he pissed himself1

[thepriusisgay]

thats fucked up

[MrFLICKYOLI]

Back in college I took a shit right on a fraternity's doorstep. Apparently somebody slipped on it. A $500 reward was offered for information leading to whoever did it. I was never caught.

[lolomg69aids]

@MrFLICKYOLI one time my neighbors asked me to watch their cat for a week while they were on vacation, so i was pretty drunk and thought it would be funny to take a shit in the litter box (never tried it before) and when they got back they discovered it and took the poor cat to vet for a couple weeks and kept asking me what i fed it and i told them i did exactly what they said.. to this very day i cant look them in the eye

[thefizzbizz]

@lolomg69aids lol

[lolomg69aids]

@thefizzbizz :\ its kinda sad, they're really nice people and my drunken shenanigans makes it so i cant talk to them anymore..

[Mandalorian92]

@MrFLICKYOLI Sweet.

[armycorpsman4]

You know, I stumbled onto this video while looking for a hilarious commercial for a made-up product called: "Oops, I Crapped My Pants"!

[TyPlaya5000]

Dude you are fuckin awsome for showin this to people!

[thechodestomper]

this is were my tax money goes.......retarded fag soldiers who shit them self's....great

[TheDidlo1]

@thechodestomper Dont forget the chips pop n beer, stereos, tampons, tylenol, video games, pocket pussys, clean socks n underwear and massage chairz.

[ItsDappy]

this is why you faggots lost the war there

[fearstar31]

@ItsDappy Heh, actually, it's still going. And we haven't quite lost, ya know with the drones and more bombings...So, atleast keep in touch with current events before barking out random shit.

[ItsDappy]

@fearstar31 Y so serious? You would expect someone with a trollface-profile pic to know better than to take my comment seriously. Humorless much?

They see me trollin...

They hatin...

[fearstar31]

@ItsDappy Actually its a high awesome faic.

Fail Trolls are fail.

[TheDidlo1]

@fearstar31 Well this one aint. I suggest u mind yer P's n Q's tinkerbelle. I didnt even know wat a troll was till dummys started call'n me one,so I ran with it. I had no idea it was movement or watever the f@ck . Most thangs are these dayz. U know my name souljer. If yer thirsty..cum get sum. U know U aint nutt'n boiy. The BigRubberD!ck..has spoken. Yer welcum.

[TheDidlo1]

I've litterly been caught with my pants down twice. I crapped in a bucket full of cleaning supplys once at a carwash that somebody left out. I left it for 'em to find the next morning.

[MrCrapVideos]

@TheDidlo1 LOL , damn , i cant stop laughing reading your comment man, but is that for real?

[TheDidlo1]

@MrCrapVideos Uh huh, I was pick'n up a front end loader and sumtin rounded the corner and wanted to finish strong if ya know what I'm say'n. I had to find a place to deposite my poop...immediately. The car wash wash was closed and no other business's were within the time frame I had to work with. I put the bucket between the building and the dumpster,sat on it,and waited for somebody to walk by...

[TheDidlo1]

@MrCrapVideos Wich of course they did. Their was noth'n but empty field behind the carwash and me and the only other guy on the planet happened to be in the same place at the same time. He looked at me...I looked at him...he walked away...I dropped what I was do'n...and finnished my other bisiness. I could have thrown the bucket in the field, (the dumpster had a lock on it), but why would I waste a perfectly good muffin loaf?

[TheDidlo1]

@MrCrapVideos I even set it out front were hopefully some kid who worked there would find it and not the manager who might just throw it away. I had to reply three times kuz utube's a cunt and I cant seem to get anythang to post if I type outside the box

[MrCrapVideos]

@TheDidlo1 Man U are my HERO man, sometimes i got issue like that, while in my school and the school in vietnam has very dirty toilet(but i have to take it anyway), the door's lock are broken, and the glass are see through so i sat down on it with one hand holding the door( what i do is pull it in hard with my left hand so no one can open it) and the right hand i use my pants to cover the glass. I think we are on the same boat here. Im subscribing u right now and adding u as a friend

[TheDidlo1]

@MrCrapVideos If any body wanted to watch me take a sh!t I'd go ahead n just let 'em watch. I am an awfully mesmerizing mutha f@cka. Although I would dunk their head in the toilet afterward for being such a freak. I'd flush first of course, I'm a generous guy.

[MrCrapVideos]

@TheDidlo1 LOL, that's my brother right there people that's my brother right there

[KnyphsEdge]

@TheDidlo1 you live up to your screen name

[TheDidlo1]

@KnyphsEdge Thank U. Although yer most likely confused as to why they REALLY call me that.

[caltom19]

So did my boyfriend. See it on my channel.

[NateMeister14]

lol nice it takes a lot of guts to put this on u tube

[Chutneybhai]

thtll keep insurgents away lol

[MRYUMYUMCOOKIES]

lol wipe with undershirt lol nice job SOLDIER

[happydorkgirl]

Honestly? If I did what you do I'd crap my pants every day. Thank you, soldier.

[TheDidlo1]

@happydorkgirl It's not as bad as U think.

[LamentOfInnocence1]

What...?

[hsiegel2]

GOTTA LOVE THE SENSE OF HUMOR

[pepe66801]

my husband was in iraq for a year this happened to him to he got a stomac virus and they were out on long ass missions for 15 17 hours his a tanker to nothing to be ashamed of

[Ibreakthings51]

yeah thats called the bagdad crud . . had it .. nasty stuff

[rvpsmdsk]

america FUCK YEAH!

[mealsonwheels111]

yum when he took his shirt off but the shit in his pants put me off lol

[babytwinkz69]

hot

[johnny66o1]

good job soldier. you took it like a man to share it with everyone lol

[rosco8223]

...it happens...we just called an all stop for a code brown, then leaned against a rg tire and shit in the streets , but some of us couldnt wait lol

[TheNoobishGamer]

@rosco8223 wtf thats sick

[btistabomb126]

haha this is great are you in the big red one?

[AlexRGravlin]

Wow, what is wrong with you?

[wyldbros879]

thanks for serving our country. :)

[1MacCrack1]

thanks for destroying mine

[Jetspiderman1]

Everytime i went out i Shart myself. so by the time there was no paper. left they told me to stay behind cause i gave off our position

[chetdhtrs]

:D

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[Amandafoshoever]

that would be the worst thing fighting in the war and ill of a sudden you have to take a crap...man i bet some people died that way.

[TigerGirl847]

lesson number 1: always take a shit before goin to fight.

[kaitopotat]

omg. hahahh, thank you for sharing this lovely video. (: i and many others apreciate you & all your shitty-pants-ness. lol.

[Yayakills]

hey man he's out there doing things we're not.. so him shitting his pants is totally understandable to me...

[SupaBriMan26]

Well, I'd have an accident too if I were being shot at. So, I can't bring myself to make fun on this one.

[KerseMartinez]

thats so true. all the people making fun of him would not even bother going to the army

[SupaBriMan26]

Thank you. I'm not in the army, but I respect those who are.

[KerseMartinez]

yeah. I wouldn't go but i do want to go to the NAVY or AIR FORCE. i plan to work on jets and cars

[RRAAAPPPEEE]

roadside bomb went off 2 feet away?

[1CME90]

Why did he take off his undershirt, then put on his blouse again, lol? This is just a shitty situation all around...

[Effedup]

To clean up with. My brother was over there with the USMC and it's like the worst case scenario, emergency clean up option LOL