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  • QUE POCA MADRE EL QUE HIZO ESTE VIDEO NO TIENES MADRE OJETE SE VE QUE ESTAS MAL DE TU ESTUPIDA CABEZA

  • I'm offensive and I find this very christian

  • bloody hilarious!!!! great job!!!

  • Finally! This video wasn't accessible for over a year, I guess. Now it's on again, and I brings back such sweet memories. I will thus start contemplating the lord for all HIS labyrinthine dancing skills and cryptic evocations in song.

  • @kindric Really?! I never knew it was down! Where are you? Thanks for watching :)

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  • @toocoolo From Austria, Europe. I actually have truly warm feelings for your video. Back in school we started the lap-top, which controlled the class beamer during a lesson, went on youtube and clicked on your video, while our religion teacher wasn't looking. What followed was havoc- it was quite outrageous, but definitely one of the most amusing moments I can remember from my school-career. I think it's interesting how randomly such a video circulates & what it can trigger.

  • @kindric Ahhh! That's a great story, man! Im glad I made you guys laugh without even knowing! Its great how we can connect like this. Thanks for sharing!

  • JESUS IS MY SOUL

  • Jesus made a miracle in my close friend life ! And you are laughing

  • jaja world

  • is wonderful :O

  • nice video good job 

  • Had a heart attack @ 10 seconds. cuz I just blasted the volume AAAHAHAHA EPIC Too bad I paralyzed and cant use my arms. Oh well, worth it in my mind thumbs up!

  • That was a good vid ;)

  • jesus the son of god watch and belive :)

  • Errybody's mad!

  • FULL SONG PLOX!!!

    I was nearly in tears and gagging to breath, laughing as hard as I was.

  • The Bible tells us dancing is a sin? It had to be corrupted somewhere along the way to say that. and this is funny. No idol worship. The image on the cross is not whats in a persons heart

  • In the Name of Allâh, the Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful

    Say (O Muhammad (Peace be upon him)): "He is Allâh, (the) One

    Allâh-us-Samad (The Self-Sufficient Master, Whom all creatures need, He neither eats nor drinks)

    He begets not, nor was He begotten

    And there is none co-equal or comparable unto Him

  • @TheSalem99 If he does not eat or drink, then why do his farts smell so bad? Don't try to tell me that Allâh farts don't stink like rotten pork. As a devout Muslim, I have read the Quran including the secret passages which tell of Allâh's stinky farts. I do agree, however, that these stinky farts are unequaled by any other farts, but if I HAD to compare it I would def go w/ rotten pork.

  • @purplepineberry  Read the Koran well will learn how to be polite with others

  • jajajajaja Fun !

  • jesus....u so crazzy

  • so estupido !!!

  • o thought this was great bro! i never knew jesus could dance n get down like this! i think he siped to much holy grail crunk juice! nice vid

  • actually, quite funny in it's way good concept but needs work. Who among you can say that Jesus/ God doesn't have a sense of humor. All the irony in your lives is not the result of" misfortune or mis adventure or" the devil" but because God is actually a funny guy. There are some videos that are blasphemous, this isn't one of them. I feel pretty confident that Jesus and Scat man were laughing together when this first was made, I only wish this guy put a little more effort into it. I'm Christian

  • JESUS WAS VERY RESPECTED PROPHET SEND BY GOD ALMIGHTY (ALLAH) SO PLEASE DELETE THIS PHOTO SOON AS POSSIBLE AND STOP BEEN IGNORANT.

  • If you knew the bible you CERTAINLY would respect and honor the santity of Jesus person. Your thoughts about him don't interest me. If you want some respect, then DO respect.

  • He ate and drank, and did what that naturally resulted,

    Is this [what you call] a god?

    High Exalted be Allah above the lies of Christians,

    All of them will be held accountable for their libels!

    O Cross-worshippers! For what reason is this exalted and blame [is cast upon those] who reject it?

    Is it not logical to break and burn it, along with the one who innovated it?

    Since the Lord was crucified on it, and his hands were fastened to it?

  • وما قدروا الله حق قدره والأرضُ جميعاً قبْضته يوم القيامة والسموات مطويات بيمينه سبحانه وتعالى عما يشركون

  • this is exactly what the internet needs more of. no seriously.

  • Oh Jesus Christ! That was the most hilarious thing I've seen all day, my jaw dropped before I could even start laughing! I also now have to go listen to the song again too, I haven't heard Scat Man for a while.

    Great job on the animation, and I like that you used different faces of Jesus for this. Good job!

  • try this with a mohammed theme. you'll notice the difference in comments

  • @heterohighelf

    i fuc*ing totally agree with you!

    Ex-Muslim

  • @m2uqa word!! people get too addicted to the fears and dogmas of said religions...sadly we've witnessed the results of these crazies to the rest of humanity...hope is there because more people are able to access info/knowledge; thereby making this old-school thinking go extinct one day

  • not funny!!!!!!

  • la paz sea contigo

    bendiciones

    el te ama atitanvien tu pecado es muy tullo

    amen

    m.ayala

  • @MrFamiliaayala  Jajajaja Tu cola,que

  • @rajtamilloveschrist for a person who claims to follow our lord, Jesus Christ's teachings, you seem to be too full of anger and hate... you shuold read your bible!

  • @toocoolo Even though I am Druid and I do not believe in your ways, I like you. And I like the idea that your Jesus theoretically stood for. May you be the example of peace and tolerance that people see when they hear the word "Christian" and not trolls like the hate-spewing freaks out there. I admit my own jab at Rat was a bit venom-filled but I have my reasons. I wish you peace and long life.

    Blessed Be. :)

  • @rajtamilloveschrist Wow....do you honestly worship a God that would condem someone to an Everlasting Eternal Torture, just because the person doesn believe in Him? I can HONESTLY say that I would never condem my worst enemy to such a fate...not even Adolf Hitler would deserve an ETERNITY of Hell...A couple hundred years, sure! But your God would Condem ANYONE who doesnt believe for ETERNITY!!! Ya know..even if I believed that, Id rather spend an eternity in Hell than bow to such a Monster!!!

  • @rajtamilloveschrist I can fully understand how you feel. But as a fellow Christian, I want to encourage you to not let these bullies bring out the worst in you. Remember our Lord blessed those who cursed Him, prayed for those who sinned against Him, and died for us while we were still in our sins. These poor lost souls are blinded by Satan and don't even understand what they are doing. They are committing the unpardonable sin, rejection of The Holy Spirit. Pray for them. They obviously need it.

  • @rajtamilloveschrist way to be a sensitive bitch

  • @rajtamilloveschrist BULLSHIT!

  • @rajtamilloveschrist FUCK JESUS HAIL SATAN

  • @rajtamilloveschrist JESUS CHRIST is one big HOAX. Get down off that cross, you silly fucker, and let's party!

  • @rajtamilloveschrist Dude.You so called religious person is in fact a violent person who loves to see blood splatter.Just jocking.But get a life ,and guess what?Jesus wants peace where everybody is equal yet you come here telling the person who made this parody that he is an animal who insulted Jesus when Jesus is laughting right now and who knows even dancing.Muzic is peace no matter in what ways it is showed.And all he does here is shake his boddy a little,not such a big deal.

  • @rajtamilloveschrist Wow, not only are you an idiot, but you have terrible grammar and sentence structure. If you're going to disgrace yourself by talking shit about something you obviously know NOTHING about, at least do it with a better example of education. As for you, you holier-than-thou fuckwit, YOU are the reason most non-christians think christians are idiot hate-mongers. Stop being like the hypocrites preaching on the street corners, and keep your faith between you and god

  • @rajtamilloveschrist FUCK JESUS ! The motherfucker was a LUNATIC!! DANGEROUS MAN!!!!!!!

  • @ray180597

    Jesus saves almost everybody every day never ever in your life say that ever again... think about a day you was about to die but did'nt.. That was all Jesus!! JESUS SAVED YO MUTHERFUCKIN ASS YOUR THE LUNATIC YOU DUMB DOG !

  • @Bow1153 JESUS SAVES MY ASS! The fucking guy is a MYTH, a JOKE!

    He is no fucking God,he is just fucking BULLSHIT!!

    FUCK OFF AND DIE, STUPID NIGGER!!

  • @Bow1153 FUCK THAT CRAP ! JESUS IS A MYTH !!! GET SOME EDUCATION, MOTHERFUCKER !

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  • 521 religious people can't take a joke !

  • who is that skinny figure dancing?

  • This is too epic!

  • The person whoever create this is a fuck up and definitely a messed up with his life... U low life form people ; u r not supposed to insult other's God...

  • @aprilyadana Looks like someone can't take a joke.

  • ZOMG, I wish this was a minute long, I want to use it in my video power hour >.<

  • i feel bad for watching this and thinking it's funny i need help

  • coitado jésus

  • I am soooo sick of all this mockery of the Lord on YouTube. Repent and turn from your sins before it is too late.

  • @merrymac62

    TROLOLOLOLOLO

  • @merrymac62 maybe you should just lighten up. :)

  • @merrymac62 BULLSHIT!

  • thats fuck up! and funny lol

  • oh jesus!! tu nunca terminas de sorprenderme xD

  • Plus, Jesus is just dancing... if there were a Jesus, I am sure he would have danced once in his life.

  • TRAPNA SRANDAAAA!

  • R.I.P. Scatman John (March 13, 1942 December 3, 1999)

  • This is the shit.

  • OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!! Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooL OSAPDOIAOPSIDPAISDOPIAPSOIFDPO­ASIPODIPASOIDOPASIPDOIPASAO!!!­!!! ROFL!! IMAO!!!

  • scat yisus :O

  • HAHA!! :P

  • not dissing ur video. but i do not think this is funny. Just the way i was raised, If it were someone else and he actually had clothes on it would be fine. but this is MY God. Not cool

  • this is a shame....in God's eyes......and u guys actually think it is funny...

  • uvideosu "Jesus Christ Is The Way, The Truth and The Life. No one comes to The Father but through Him. Muhammed produced a book that is counterfeit. and The book was 600 years later after Jesus Christ. Jesus Died On The Cross and Was Resurrected. Jesus Is The Son OF God. The AntiChrists will deny this Fact."

    I'm sorry, fact?? What facts are you referring to? Because last time I recalled, Biblical phrases are not fact. Even the idea of religion itself is that of faith not proof.

  • @tong13evelyn all the poverty all the greed all the aids and all the wars are because of religion, if i was god i wouldnt show myself either, look at his world it fucked

  • @tong13evelyn: Agreed.

    This video has given me many laughs.

  • haha this is great !

  • im a SCTMAAAAAAAAAAAN!

  • Fuck your mother.

  • barabarababiiiii!!!! xDD

  • UVIDEOSU

    See The Proof That Jesus Existed and That He was Crucified and Resurrected from the dead.

    There is Photographic evidence of this on My Channel!

    Yes PhotoGraphic Evidence!

    What are the Scientists Discovering recently About Jesus Christ!

  • Scat Jesus, please, if you can, will you pray for my friend's son? He was in a terrible car accident, massive head injuries, not expected to survive, 26 years old. His name is Patrick Michael. Thank you , scat Jesus.

  • This is disgraceful, very bad taste.

  • @jazz0685 bee ba ba ba bum be baba ba bum im a scat jesus

  • @theblob34 bee ba ba ba bum Blob bee a dumdum, bop bee bop beedeedum

  • lol this is funny lol ur tha master lol

  • Is doch scheis egal ob das jetzt für oder gegen jesus spricht

    ich find das viedeo passend zur musik ^^

  • kind of a monty python style to it :)

  • idiot!! how shame u are..anti-Christ will bear the consequnces,pls dont do this

  • On My Channel The Photograph of Jesus Christ as Studied by the Top Scientists. The Most Scientifically studied object in History is A photograph of Jesus Christ

    at UVIDEOSU Watch ALL of the Videos Proves That Jesus Christ is The Son Of God

  • @uvideosu yes and the carbon dating dating proved it was not 2000 years old so its a fake be ba ba ba bum im a scat jesus

  • wow i didn't know jesus can dance. another proof jesus can do everything.

    jesus! we love you!

  • Lol!

    Jesus rocks!

  • this video is cool.

  • Jesus!

  • @MAJADEROmx Jesus Christ!

  • es una mezcla entre algo gracioso y algo que roza la blasfemia...

  • We always need to remember that all prophets were only human. Whatever miracles they performed while they were living were done only by the power of Allah. Prophet Jesus (peace and blessings be upon him) was taken bodily to Heaven, from where he will return before the end of time. But he—as well as all the other prophets and messengers who died—has no power to do anything for us. Our prayers must be directed only to Allah.

  • We know that the Son of God has come and has given us an understanding, that we may know Him who is true; and we are in Him who is true, in His Son Jesus Christ. This is the true God and eternal life.- 1 John 5:20

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  • jajajajajaajaj!!!

  • good , that 's good

  • Cette vidéo ne représente en rien notre Christ, c'est plutôt votre guignole que vous avez fabriqué vous même. ca repsente votre stupidité et vos conneries, Car notre Christ il siège a la droite de Dieu et il reviendra bientôt juger le monde et ce jour là vous serez bien malheureux. Je vous assure que vous n'allez pas rire!

  • ha ha ha , votre christ n'a jamais été le fils de jehova l'eternel,

  • em ok im just ganna ask you one thing . . . . . . . . . . WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT GOD !!!!??? DAY !!??? WTF IS THIS SHIT ??????? you christ cant just go around and read a book that is called the Bible and say he is real with out any proff of it i mean annaybody could have maked that book and said that is was real when IT ISNT !!!!!??? and dont come with that but jesus did die bla bla BLA !!!!!!!!!!! HO FUCKING CARES !!!!!!!!!???????

  • Oh, why don't you just crucify him all over again?!

    Just kidding. Hilarious.  5 stars

  • oe man repspeta ps la religion ...no era para buslarse ps

  • jajajajajajajajajajaja yeah!!

  • Fucking funnies Atheist made..

  • monty python style, veeeery funny, congratulations man, 5 stars!

  • Hahahaha.... LOL

  • i haven't seen Jesus and I don't know how he looked like. So I don't believe that the faces the Catholic say is Jesus is true.

    Read your bible and you will understand that this are all inventions of the Catholics.

    Roman Cathlolicism, a false religion.

  • ALL religions are false man...

  • yeah...if we greek the contantinople..then didnt fall from turks...thinks would be diffrent

  • Most american christians are complete idiots when it comes to history so they prob. have no idea what your talking about lol :P

    If Constantinople never fell to the turks, it would of fell to the Austrian Empire or perhaps the Venetian Republic. Maybe even France under the reign of Napoleon, that is if Russian didn't bring Byzantium into vassalage or even annexation.

  • OH JESUS!WHAT UNHOLY MUSIC IS THIS!

  • respect all religions people and live as 1...Peace

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJajahahA­Hhaa

  • is this fun ? doing a FUCKING VIDEO LIKE THIS ??

  • It is very, very fun. How lame you must be.

  • Yes it is, I'm laughing my ass off!!!!!!!! aaahahahahahahaha this is great! And idiots like you who can't take a joke and not get offended by this-kind-of-things are lame and pathetic...

  • @ranierasa yup, it must be

  • jajajajaj u.u

  • jajaj 5 *****

  • lol whoa, sabmargmg..do you talk like that in church? Aren't you christian parasites not suppose to curse? Dude, go shove a crucifix up your ass and choke on the bible.

  • lol great vid dont worry about the angry christians cus hell isnt hot anymore due to global warming,

  • esta genial!! jajaja 3 estrellas :)

  • Talking about GypsySwagger said:

    The only one that will burn in hell is he, 'cause he is blaspheming against the sons of God, if we can be named so, no one can sentence people like that, seriously. And maybe Jesus is laughing about this video, or at least God himself. Good video, very funny and SANE!

    And yes, like someone said about going to hell: LET¨S DANCE!!! (Or in Spanish, I´m Mexican for your info: "A BAILAR!!!")

  • jajaja genial!

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  • you fucken bitches why do youmake fun of jesus dont you have some thing else do whit you life fucken idiots you will burn in hell and will see if you like it there ahha .. in there you will regret it

  • god is just watching you laughing his ass off because of your stupidity. i m sorry for you and wish you good luck for your life.

  • @GypsySwagger u will burn into hell too for saying bad words o:! anyway vatican has announced: "the hell is no more a hot place, now it's a very cold place o:! ... it makes perfect sense to me

    blasphemy FTW!

  • @GypsySwagger look its not bashing jesus its just a video of jesus dancing its people like you who have no freinds

  • Oh good grief, I think from now on people should put, "Jesus was not harmed in the making of this video." =P

  • Interesting... video??? Dudes (and dudetts?), if we're all christians, there's no need to persecute eachother over a 45 second video.

  • i'm not christian... o.O

  • Sorry, your loss. If you're ever interested. . . talk to almost everyone here. xD But still, no need to cause a thunderstorm over a video. ;D

  • interested in what? o.o

  • Becoming a Christian.

  • ahaa. funny timeeesss. x

  • Scandaloso.

  • And even if we would lough about his crucifiction...!

  • I don't have fun with this video! And it harms us... really. It makes us falling down...if we start to laugh at "Jesus's dance" tomorrow we will laugh at His crucifiction. You got my point? I won't ask you to delete this video, but instead I ask you to reconsider your faith. May God be with you!

  • if you don't like it, don't watch it. you got my point?

    and really, this video is not funny, i am just looking for something funny...

    and remember this: not everybody believes in this crucifiction shit and stuff...

  • I got your point! Please forgive me if I and " my" God made you so upset.... Peace to you! ;)

  • that's all right, man! ;D

  • shit

  • Best video ever!!!! it's really funny XD.

    5/5

    Religion is bullshit, seriously i think atheist are the smartest people in the world, why? simple, because they don't waste their time adoring a imaginary guy XD.

    Oh, and being atheist doesn't mean that you belive in Satan because he doesn't exist either XD.

  • Wow, u Christian haters certainly foam @ the mouth whn anyone debates u. Die wi1k? really? go die? its worth all that? u know, come 2 think of it, I dnt remember whn I ever saw any othr religion so vehemently, violently, oposed by filthy pukes like urself vomitting death threats...kinda makes me think that Christianity IS the 1 true religion... I do believe ultimately the world IS a battle between good and evil. ur clearly evil & obviously opposed 2 Christianity,hmm, maybe I shld look in2 it.

  • Look into what?? you cant even form a complete sentence you crack head! what makes you think your qualified to represent Jesus you warmonger. Guys, if you believe in Jesus, this is wrong & not funny. If you dont believe, then its still wrong.

  • Hey moron, maybe you've never noticed but on youtube you only have so many characters to type within..hence the abbreviations...DUUHHhhh.

  • man fuck religion and everythang they believe in lol this shit is funny as hell lol

  • Lol its fun because its stupid....

    jesusdance all the way!

  • seriously man! how can u be so idiot at the point to do something like that? im not catolic and anything but u cant do that to an important religious image like jesus! u lose my respect! not that u ever deserved too