Balloon Boy: A Short Song

[yknowthatgirl]

The beginning (of the beginning).

An Abundance of Katherine's, Hank?

[JAMBO4358]

67 people are trapped in balloons

[Indie7373]

Hank is so freakin' awesome.

[BroadwayDinosaur]

OMG D*CK IN A BOX!!! THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!!! SOMEWHAT INAPPROPRIATE TO PUT A CHILD THERE THOUGH...

[SirTeeGeeEss]

Im in yr bloon. Fooling yr medias.

[WaterLily331]

I LOST THE GAME!

[0xAcesHigh]

\m/ on

[oxapplesauce]

You remind me of Dwight from The Office!

[thatsbeastlyham]

what was that face that hank made in the beginning of the video? he looked like he was trying to kiss a duck or something of that sort. but it's still a good song.

[pete275]

is that Hank's colon medicine?

[l2ose12]

Haha love the album, man. I'm not Edward Cullen is my favorite and i bought it. Thank you for making me smile with "i hope his child will one day rip its way out of your womb" xD and various other lines lol

[RandomMaster1234]

I just wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friends lol

[PrettyGreenGoat]

You should've put this on your album. I like this song.

[regularguy5mb]

Great song.

Love it.

[vivo108]

hank's pills get a shot at fame.

[EdwardElrick129]

No, I'm sorry. I thought the beginning of the beginning was "B"

[Radclif66]

is that some medical mary jane on the table????

[onjoFilms]

Bingo Rad!! Let's mug that puppy.

[briannafucker666]

heeheehee thats fricken sweet. both the song and the guitar.

[thepoliticpoet]

Awesome.

[cafegirl1995]

gosh if the kid at the end was a nerdfighter, i am definitely in nerdfighterlike. nerdfighter-hottie!!

[Lili7evans]

that was amazing as always. love 1:09. definitely getting the album; can't wait!

[yoman1153]

talk to your mom with that face?! ggood damn maybe u shoul get a few goddamn garbge bags to go on that face look at you u got pwned up the ass a few times didn't u? godamn get pwned faggot get pwned up the ass like u have for the past 500 years fucking gay son of a bitch!

[timidgothica]

I do like your guitar message, even though it was ripped off.

[rebeeric]

wow ur a huge faggot

get a life loser

[sarvigirl]

Hank, really, get your glasses tightened. Really.

[tushayk]

Your Funny, I see pills over there, can i have one?

[MarkusBarrett]

WTF, no joke, I actual know the boy at the end of this video?

... how the fuck did he get in there D;

[kazooga1234]

really whats his name that is also ha bisky

[MattXLink]

That's my friend Markus, it's me at the end dude. :P

[Haydeez64]

Sorry Hank, but your songs are sounding kinda samey.

QUICK! Nerdfighters! Brain Crack some epic riffs!!

[Nic33rd]

Loved the little pictures and bits of animation!

[rasteb2012]

LOLOLOL

[iiirhd]

is that a prescription bottle full of weed?

[InfinitusCaeli]

Man... there should be laws about painting on guitars..

[Zedstergal]

I love you, Hank.

[nina13tink]

i cant wait for your new album! and ur guitar is awesome. jsyk.

[TheQueenOfSpaids]

that was cool

[chedarthehamster]

ok so my frind sent me this via facebook saying u look like and act like an older versoin of my boy friend.........and its true sad face. im such a geek but my bf plays the loom... well anywho..... nice song thingy. nice spazing. umm ya... nice guitar... well im going to play WoW cuz im cool like that

[Camocupcaykz]

your boyfriend looks like Hank Green? WHAT?!!? can I have his address?

lol kidding. but yeah, that's cool.

[chedarthehamster]

lol thnks

[mrsdylan77]

I love that last line....wife swap means something else in jail. LMAO

[TaleeChan]

o.............o

Album! <3

[sarahisavampire]

I love you Hank! Great song as always!

[Nephtys80]

The kid's parents are weirdos and douchebags of immense proportions... but they are also the parents of two small children, and if they go to jail it is going to be decidedly unfun for those small children who besides losing their parents will probably be dealing with massive and unjustified feelings of guilt for having had a part in sending their parents to jail. I don't think the thought of anyone getting raped in jail is terribly funny, especially not if their crime is being a douchebag...

[lilbit1230]

I see meds in the background!

[Repteptilion]

it looks like mary-jane

[Lucinic]

lol i pull that trick all the time... pill bottles are air tight so it hides all the smell. That and its what medicinal pot comes in

[keithzworld]

This was so hilarious and random Hank, great stuff, hilarious haha!

[HighHammerNoob]

I see Beowulf!

[Guitarlacrosse4]

also look like the famous tom morello photo

[ladylilygem]

omg, it comes out the day after my birthday. so close yet so far.

[boofygooberts]

We have the same birthday! xD

[mikado0987]

HANK..you have a mission..this guitar was given to you for a reason..you should smash this guitar in the faces of every member of falcons family.

[firefightinfonz]

Is it me or does the look on falcons face always make me want to punt him into the air. Grrrr. Who names they're kid falcon anyway.

[RealoveGSR]

Oh, Hank. You are so brilliant.

[TheDJMan111]

this machine PWNS NOOBS!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

[XpsychotickissX]

i cant wait for the new cd!

[Huntsmen321]

wow he actually plays guitar well what do u know

[Mrules123]

i was on 20q,net i was thinking of u guys and it got it right it was crazy

[hollabooiers]

ROFL. Brilliant how those things work. It was sort of a nerfighter mission thingy you see.

[SenorVez]

Great video!

[batistaanimalbomb]

i noticed the pills .. ya YA ADHD

[lucasd213]

hahhah. these songs are great, keep them coming hank!

[xUmbrellaAcademyx]

wow, dude

cut down on the pills

(that giant bottle on the desk???)

[fooz48060]

looks like gonja in the bottle lol

[rachelROCKSSS]

november 16th's my birthday! that's gonna be the best present i get :)

[kira902k]

Ooo, I love your album cover! I can't wait for the album! You're awesome. =D

and this song was ridiculous, as you very well know. :P

[DrKlown]

haha dick in a box

[SquiffySquirrel]

ah... what's will the bottle of pills on the table eh?

[jessicatheteenager]

it's most likely for his health problems.

[SquiffySquirrel]

that's fair, that's fair. seems a little suspect though :-P

[jessicatheteenager]

if you've watched old vlog brothers video's you'd get it :P

[lowenbailey]

it never happened, right now is the beginning of time O.o

[noskasi]

Hank, I have the same guitar as you, except mine's acoustic/electric... Although I'm unsure of whether yours is or not. It's a really nice guitar!

[stephanieann171992]

weirdo.......scary...XD LOL

[pepto240]

LOL FAIL

[th3p3rfectdrug]

wait wait is that Kodomo no Omocha behind you Hank?

[Kathrynhol]

oh my god thats so cool i saw pwns noobs and i was like... you should say this machine pwns noobs... I was right!!!

[RiiNNee]

ha nice

[aveyowyns]

wife swap has a different meaning in jaaaaaiiiiilll!!!

[NaruChick101]

baloon boy!

oh nd the dude at the end was cute =)

[doodlehh]

I especially like how you can see his humongous bottle of super-colon-disease-pills on the desk behind him.

DFTBA, colon pills!

[Shizalumni]

Awesome song!

[dumeen]

LOL.... Good song man...!

[keepbabbling]

Hank, since you have 17 songs, I think you should release it on the 17th.

Not because it's my birthday or anything.

[genio0417]

lol. i cant believe you actualy name ur "album" over something i said

[CCGVideos]

ugh i was the first commenter but he reuploaded it, fuck

[blake97videos]

loves this song

[flamester111]

HAHAHAHAHA "wife swap has a different meaning in jail"

thats great

[2cutecarla]

what is baloon boy?

[MrMaplemage]

How the heck do you get freaking internet in your cave?

[anatete1]

There's only one answer to that. Nerdfighters. DFTBA! Haha (:

[MegginLovett]

duuude! my birthday is november 15th!!!!! *waits impatiently to buy album as a bday prezzie*

[RoarSaysDaniSaur]

OMG. The picture that comes up at 0:18 looks like a poster in my history classroom. I'm not gonna be able to sit in class anymore.

Thank you, Hank, for making me die of laughter.

[natorama52]

lol that pill bottle is huge!

[SillyJaime]

I hope this is on your next Album. Srsly.  DFTBA!

[virgilthemuse]

love that cover, that's freakin awesome!

[hyugasakura94]

This is amazing. I love it!

[irishidiot1]

oh man

thats my birthday

[DaniandJeff11]

Amazing.

[twilytey]

brilliant.

[Safferoonicle]

Do you know what I have written on my guitar?

'this machine pwns noobs'!!!

^_^

[joomoo123]

I LOVE YOU!

[Safferoonicle]

:)

haha thankyou!!

[TashaRox4life]

omg my birthday is november 16th!!!! :)

[lionbarlover]

Great

[rast123456789]

nice guitar playin!!

[tepin1234]

idk what your on, or whats in that large pill bottle, but i want some! Good song, wish it was longer!

[flujible]

will ur album be available in england?

[Kay10en]

Yeah, they ship worldwide.

[flujible]

SWEET!

[NaughtyTeacup]

You can buy it on itunes if you want it straight away (instead of waiting weeks for shipping). When I can buy them in the Norwegian iTunes you'll probably be able to buy it in the British one :)

[stanhopelove]

hank, you just made my morning so much better :)

[meatmuffin]

botle of pills on counter? who's sick?

and also, i believe it was edgar allan poe, but i might be wrong... but anyhow, he already had something called "the balloon hoax" where he had been writing an intense story about a balloon trip through the skies and everyone thought it was true, but it turned out that it was simply an extremely well written story by poe. it was pretty amazing.

[eaglechic115]

Hank Green AND John Mayer CDs on the same day!

best. day. EVER

[kitamikiyoshi]

Your album comes out on my roommate's birthday. :) You should send her one for free. lol

[deathknight7720]

holy shit philosoraptor. meme generator is great

[ChameleonToes]

NOVEMBER 16!!!!!!!!!! XD *can't wait*

[IHaveOvaries]

My favorite is still This Isn't Hogwarts, but that might just be because I'm a huge HP fan. This one was awesome too!

[alexalexon]

lololololol that was hilarious.

[suppastar101]

awesome job! very creative

[Screenplaya]

That is def one of my faves, Hank. It's no Anglerfish, though. GreaT JOB!

[Hyperactivexp]

i wish i had his guitar skills and voice

[ShardellMonique]

I like the bottle of drugs sitting there...hahhaa

[mjhilst]

do you have a grudge against vlogbrothers!?

[uberswampmonsta]

i was about to subscribe until i saw it was vlogbrothers

[dawnatthedisco]

well you have a significant lack of awesome, then.

[Leslianabduction]

my bday is nov 15 so yayyyy

[HyperKid66]

I may not get many of the refrences, but your still funny as ever, thank you!

[PrincessPotato]

Lolz, UP.

[GetDownThenStandUp]

I realized you have the Seamus Heaney translation of Beowulf.

I just read that.

[truquesttojordan]

Oh wife swap's meaning in jail... you got a little time?

[TrustKovacss]

sooo..whats on the Polaroid tape? lol

[LCbanana]

that family was on Wife Swap

[brumagemm]

Twice, I heard.

[agentdragon189]

Ohmai! The 16th is my Bday! w00t!

[bluesun7777]

happy birthday! DFTBA! =]

[JesseSLU420]

Dwight Schrute!

[lalalaamichelle]

LOL @ SNL REFERENCE.

[Wellice]

UP! HAHAHhaha. Topical reference!

[rizzledizzled]

thahht is probably mah favorite song

[royroyroy13]

what kind of manga you got on your shelf ?

[LemonyGrapes]

Hank's pretty cute.

Not gonna lie.

[HelenKellersArmy]

The UP poster was the best one.

[y2k3100]

im so glad they found balloon boy in a box, i thought Micheal Jackson was ordering take out from heaven. LOL!!!!!

[overobsession]

are you gunna be making  a package of both your cds?.... just puttin it out there :P :D

[iluvalexndegus]

first song with the PWNR!!

[uzupocky]

I think Falcon is an awesome name! Then again, I'm biased because my friends are naming their kid Rex and I think that's awesome too. They're not as crazy, I promise. XD

[WithAFaceLikeThat]

I'm looking forward to the studio version of Scuzzy Kazoozle! :P

[AmyTheNeutrinoFox]

I like your user name.

[WithAFaceLikeThat]

Thanks, it's a lyric (well.. half a lyric lol) from my favourite song! x

[Koby85]

Also, I like the Polaroid VHS tape disguised as a book in the background. Seems like something that would happen in my house.

[TheStrangerDied]

I always noticed and loved that too.

[Koby85]

Ulcerative Colitis

[alltimelow888]

I'm lovin' the starting at c and quickly moving to d. So learning that lol.

WIN

[tommy4578]

your welcome 4 the album name!! u just got pwned n00b!

[bluesun7777]

oh! was that you? groovy! =]

[koolkid0201]

he has a condition where he has to take $20 in pills a day. I forgot what it was but john mentioned it in a different vid

[wbrown633]

something about his colon

[Silver1226]

Ulceretive Collitis I think

[brikentheCOMMENTARY]

also he has a song about it.

Is that one on any album? its probably my favorite

[Emily9485]

hahaha i loved your song and your guitar is awesome!! =)

[Foaly2001]

whats with the meds? lolz

[guitarocker69607]

big ass pill bottle in the background

[joswhatsernameS2]

can't wait for the new album. and i personally think that the balloon boy thing was ridic - ulous.

lol pills

[leat124]

I'm envious of your musical skillz! Can't help but notice what looks like a large pill bottle in the back....now I know the secret behind the pwners

[purplepanda11]

haha are those ur crazy pills?? =)

[deathkitty23]

why do the lyrics say

"day, you know I'm proud of you"?

also great song Hank.

[ANproduction]

HAHAHA love it!

[internationalcp]

Was that manga on your shelf, Hank? :D

[MysticDreamer101]

This machine ttly pwns n00bs!!!

[hang1iderswing]

My school has a sign sprayed on the tar outside the science building from the mid sixties. It says, "this machine kills intellectuals."

[itsMARIKO]

Haha I love the picture that was like "Balloon Boy... never forget."

[swimdude6297]

i was the person who said, " That Machine Pwns N00bs." !!!!!

[notasfunnyaswethink]

Why did you sniff your forearm at the end? Is it the source of all your powers?

[butterfly8811]

I KNEW IT!!!1!!