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  • this wakes me up in the morning

  • aHAHahahaHAHAhAHahahaA....

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  • To everyone below. Having a fight with someone on the internet is pointless. The other person is an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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  • hahaha i fuck also shit up

  • he has a lot of black shirts. Makes you wonder what his closet looks like...

  • I am woman! Feel me shit in your heart!

  • so. boys fuck things up and girls are fucked up.

    duh. girls were owned for thousand of years, were hardly more than property, that sure would fuck anyone up. (for generations to come..)

  • @sso937 How could that possibly affect a five year old with absolutely no understanding of any of that?

  • @Flyingpanzyking well, she still has been learning from her mother (who´s heavily influenced by that.) and 5 year olds arent exactly retards.

  • @sso937 might not understand it, but allready influenced by it.

    either that or , race memories? lol memories from a past life? or all girls are just evil? lol:) its of course entirely possible that im way off the mark, but i dont think so, its also possible that simply c k´s girl is just a bad girl.

  • @sso937 "race memories? lol memories from a past life?" You are a complete fucking moron.

  • @remotetea ok sweetie :) have a good one ;)

  • That means = BOYS FUCK UP GIRLS, so girls become fucked up...

  • @badzo54321 rationalize anyway you want.

  • @happosai27 Lol! A feminist made your life miserable? Dare I ask how? Did Martin Luther King ruin your life too?

  • @flypizzapop umm what do you mean?? no and no to both questions.

  • @flypizzapop How can you compare a sexist group as feminists to Martin Luther King?

  • @Wharwulif My friend, your grammar is still limiting what could otherwise be a possibly logical argument. See, correctly we wouldn't say "Humanity suck"  Humanity is actually singular, therefore, if anything, humanity "sucks". I'm sorry to say that I don't think that there is a causal relationship between the number of babies and the number of farts due in part to confounding variables such as type of food eaten as well as culture. And no, I am no longer an infant.

  • @deathbeforedigital

    It's a joke but it's very true. As a woman you cannot understand a mans psyche and the way things affect men and it annoys me when women think they can. Getting beat up is a common event for guys whether it's friends or real fights or whatever, as long as we don't die it's fine. Women can hurt men much worse...it's the truth. To heal physical wounds takes maybe a few weeks at most, but emotional scars can take years, some perhaps may never heal.

  • @ColdNovemberRain

    That's a pretty ignorant statement. Firstly men cannot control their impulses as well because of testosterone, any imbalance in that hormone and we can go to level headed, calm people to insane because it literally controls our male impulses. Secondly I have met so many neurotic, paranoid and insecure women...far from level headed.

  • @Wharwulif

    You were a kid once you dickhead.

  • @numbsock1

    Wtf is wrong with you?

  • fuck dane cook are you kidding me

  • @numbsock1 The fact you spell it "rox" proves that Dane Cook fans are pre-teen children.

  • @piggybankvillan Dude, obviously trolling. Louis CK defines my life. Ever heard of blatant irony?

  • @numbsock1 Lol okay. You just never know with people on YouTube brah.

  • girls are fucking crazy lol

  • 0:15-0:22. Never have truer words been spoken.

  • this made my day

  • Kids in total are just a waste of space!

    TOO MANY HUMANS,STOP FARTING MORE!!!

    THOSE SHIT-ORGANISMS ARE LITTLE MONSTERS ANYWAY!!!

    Humanity Suck!

  • @Wharwulif "stop farting more"?

    "Humanity Suck!"?

  • @Anthony0721 He talked about kids there....so,that's my point of view upon them in total.

    The rate of birth can be illustrated has the rate of farts,and each one stinks just the same.

    Do I really need to explain why humanity suck?

    Or are you still a baby that cannot figure out anything by itself?

  • hey, this is funny

  • Mention dislike bar, get thumbs up?

  • so true...

  • Yeah. Girls are some fucked up people. They're like soul ninjas. Guys are fucked up too, but at least we keep it physical Lol

  • the dislike bar is ninja, its there but u cant see it

  • Women will SHIT inside of your heart. xD Ahaha omg.

  • oh my,

    this is so true TT_TT

  • @thekoolestguyaaa truest shit ever told man.

  • whats the name of this show.

  • they bring men down for a reason though. a man that has never been brought down by a woman, is still a boy. having said that, i must admit that i am extremely mature. unfortunately.

  • Amen!

  • who is dane cook

  • "This man so far ahead of Dane Cook...you can't even make the comparison." Uhh, I think you just did.

  • saw him live once and he was amazing..

  • oh i fucking love him

  • men have there strength and women have there brain's, LOL. it's like they wear you down mentally because they know they can't physically take you down, so they trick you into taking yourself down.

  • @obisPOV Bullshit woman are mentally weak, crying all the time thinking they are ugly. Call a man fat or ugly and he'll be like fair enough I can fuck fat or ugly birds, call a woman fat or ugly and she'll kill herself.

  • @misfitstattoo

    That is because women have been taught that their appearance is the most important thing... I know way more men than women who I would consider mentally weak.. they have no control over their impulses or actions and have anger problems, whereas women tend to be more level-headed.

  • @ColdNovemberRain More level headed? That's a joke if I ever heard one.

  • @ColdNovemberRain

    LOL

    oh lol

  • 0:14 it's true and I'm a girl

  • Thumbs up if you can't see the dislike bar :D Thumbs up if you hate people asking for thumbs up :)

  • .........and i did !!

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  • @gleader And it wasn't Louis CK of course, on account of him being funny

  • @MrWarcraftPlayer Apparently you aren't confident enough in yourself to realize I wasn't serious. GG DUDE

  • I LOVE his face at 2:56 'inside of your hhheart'

  • lool the fucked up 5 year old daughter will be a great feminist some day. making the lifes of others miserable so its "fair" for her worldview lol

  • @happosai27 Feminism. I don't think that word means what you think it means.

  • @OhSoTravis feminism is a horrible cultural marxist doctrine to make genders fight eachother instead of working together. look for "a voice for men" if you want to learn more ^^

  • @happosai27 You're an idiot.

  • @MegaWinnieGirl lol you must be a liberal or feminist or both. namecalling is all they can do ;D

  • @happosai27 Well you are name-calling right now by trying to use liberal and feminist as insults.

  • @MegaWinnieGirl hmm i guess i would be insulted if someone would call me liberal. you are kind of correct. but calling someone idiot is a stronger insult than liberal or feminist for most

  • @happosai27 Not really, since you are using liberal like it's insulting when actually it's not. Only hicks and people suffering from inbreeding would consider that word insulting because it actually insinuates they can care about people who aren't themselves.

  • @MegaWinnieGirl hick and inbred D: thats o insulting. i consider it having common sense and not following society destroying cultural marxism just because its the trend most are running after these days.

  • @happosai27 Being conservative is the trend these days; on line at least. You'd actually NOT be following the herd by being a liberal. Irony.

  • @MegaWinnieGirl thank god ^^

  • @MegaWinnieGirl ....thank god you're here to enlighten us to the current fashion, for I missed my issue of VoguePolitico this month...ha but seriously.... don't call people 'idiots' straight up. It's a useless term and makes you look incredibly ignorant.

    And ten points if you can even tell me what cultural marxism is...

  • @PrinkleSpank Stop crying.

  • @MegaWinnieGirl Crying/amusing myself.

    It's all the same isn't it you little lady YOU! awwww

  • @PrinkleSpank Don't patronise me.

  • "...and I did!"

  • it takes skill for any comedian to do stand up well, whether its Dane or Loui. if your an adult and, u can communicate to adolescents its applaudable. Don't hate on Dane cook u pussies .BUT LOUIS CK IS SPEAKING THE TRUTH and..... thats y its Funny . ITS funny cuz its true

  • @imaMickeysman look at how articulate and coherrent this guys comment is this is what all dane cook fans are like.

  • living with 4 guys they noticed this about me.

  • I laughed and love all of his comedy, but come on- I doubt that someone who beats the shit out of you leaves you intact as a human being.

  • @deathbeforedigital LET ME GUESS...YOU'RE A GIRL RIGHT?

  • @tyuobue26 What's your point? If I were a guy I would appreciate the mercy of getting beat up over all those awful shit those crazy women do? Nope, I still don't get it. What I get is that it's comedy and that people shouldn't take all of it seriously. But I guess a lot of people (men?) like the idea of women being genuinely evil.

  • @deathbeforedigita IT IS COMEDY BUT IT'S NOT ONLY AN IDEA...THEY REALLY ARE....

  • @deathbeforedigital I grew up in a rough neighborhood and got the piss beaten out of me a few times. I was intact. Then I joined the Fuzileiros( The rough equivalent of the US' Marines) and I got beaten up some more. My identity as a person was still intact. Then there was a girl who I loved and who said she loved me and then left me. Now that hurt who I was as a person.My confidence and trsut in others was shattered for quite a while. Broken bones heal, sometimes a broken heart doesn't.

  • @ThePierrekirbyfanboy Thanks for the enlightening and inspiring tale.

  • 4 evil girls disliked this video

  • What 4 people disliked this?? 4/690 do not like funny- or are evil girls themselves

  • And i did... XD

  • Lol I'm a girl and this is sooooooo true !

  • @lolipop2831 I HONESTLY CONGRATULATE YOU...AND IF YOU"RE REALLY 14..THEN HUMANITY STILL HAS A CHANCE...

  • fucking ads

    

  • 4 woman watched this

  • screw you for scamming ad money off louis ck's content

  • @proaudiohd Actually, it's most likely the company that runs his comedy specials caught wind of all of these, and put ads on the videos to increase revenue for his specials.

  • Very true... as a girl who lived around girls... this is very true.

  • LOL

  • 1 person is a douche whose heart has been shat on

  • For the first time in my life i laugh so hard that my eyes was full of tears.. he's amazing

  • I'm a girl, it just that we know you guys are like this. LOL we're like BURN

  • @musclvr98 I am sincerely curious as to what this comment means.

  • @sungyimsungyim What do you mean by that?

  • 1 person is a girl... probably

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  • i can't stop laughing...

  • My ribs hurt, I'm laughing so hard!

  • @wushucowboy well you can suck a big fat dick you cunt bucket

  • @WushuCowboy mfw no one gives a shit.

  • "Yeah thats where that shit goes. Right there."

    Funniest shit ever. Louis CK is a God of comedy.

  • @Onizuma13 , I love that bit.

  • First I lol'd Then I serious'd :S

  • 0 dislikes :D

  • 0 dislikes

  • whats the name of this special?

  • @DGuidingLight Chewed Up

  • 0 dislikes! <3

    

  • LOL, I'm a chick and I gotta correct him - Girls aren't fucked up, they fuck YOU up xD

  • @z90OoAluYsioNoO09z only when it is subsequent to them being emotionally compromised at the core. Otherwise, there is no other reason to "fuck a guy up." Same goes in a role reversal

  • @Trox118 Good point, which would also apply therein to anyone who takes part in what is considered immoral or objective behavior. They're nearly always in some way emotionally compromised. Also, it tends to be environment as well. Even though women are more "emotional" and are allowed to be, they're not taught or encouraged to be physical, hence their scarring tends to lead towards other peoples emotions. I don't think it's an actual "nature" of the genders.

  • @z90OoAluYsioNoO09z Agreed, Ive seen emotional abuse from both sides... also recieved and prolly given some myself. I assume a self-aware person such as yourself could have guessed as much tho.

  • @Trox118 I'm pretty sure everyone has at some point, whether they realize or not - I think it's extremely important though for the growth of a person that someone calls them out on their shit when they act like that - More often then not, they simply don't realize then people resent them and they don't get why - Endless spirals of social and personal issues come from this kinda thing - Constructive criticism is key to me

  • @z90OoAluYsioNoO09z Are you speaking of the righteously indignant narcissist? lol Like Kenny Powers from Eastbound and Down. My ex had Borderline Personality Disorder. I was forced to learn more than I ever thought I would about psychology and social dynamics. Maybe it will lead to a better relationship as a result of my still vague yet better understanding of the developmentally challenged. My God I hope she lets the guard down someday. This convo is getting deep for a comedy clip on youtube ha

  • @Trox118 LOL, yeah, I have a general presupposition to lead towards a deep convo, because the underlying point of a person and their actions is deep - I think most people come in contact with someone during their lives who challenges their perception and views of how humans can and do work - I have a friend who feels pretty much nothing emotionally - They know how to react based on the info they receive if they did have emotions, but they don't actually feel, nor care in that capacity

  • @z90OoAluYsioNoO09z haha Im pretty sure my friends have experienced some of their most introspective conversations and moments with me. Some, like yourself Im sure revel in them, others like my friends Im sure are as uncomfortable as hell. Not many people like asking themselves "why did I do that." Accepting people "for who they are" is difficult when you know its not who they are and it is just their nurtures and conditioning... not their natures at the core.

  • @Trox118 Haha, I feel ya man - I'm glad most of my friends are cool with conversations like what I do, or at least put up with it, lol - Yeah, most people don't take a good hard look at themselves - The ironic thing I've seem to find is often when someone finds a fault in someone, that same fault is in themselves - Exactly, I know people will argue about nature vs nurture right up there with coke vs pepsi, but few understand how much an environment really does change someone

  • @z90OoAluYsioNoO09z Its always easiest to spot someone with a mark like your own, Im guilty of that all the time... I believe they call that Projective Identification. Well Im off to work, have a good monday.

  • @Trox118 Exactly - Really? I didn't know that had an official name, that's quite interesting to know - You too, I've enjoyed these chats back and forth with you

  • @z90OoAluYsioNoO09z Are you and Trox getting married soon or what?

  • @SoggiFry LOL, naw Like minds tend to attract other like minds should they speak their mind. I'm just glad that a YT convo that had a different wave length in thought patterns, didn't turn out to be a battle of whose right or wrong happened. It's refreshing when two people can understand another's point of view and not have it become a conflict. More then often, if someone is saying something against another's view, they probably have a point. There's two sides to every coin as the saying goes

  • My sides! Ow!...... Oooow. They just hurt so damned much! Viva la Louis CK

  • sooooo true little badddd d assss kids

  • Girls are precious. Boys are not. Girls are pampered. Boys are not. Girls are protected.  Boys have to fend for themselves. Girls are privileged. Boys have to earn it. Boys are lunatics. Girls are idiots.

  • dude the hell with your commercial, you don't own louis material anyways douche

  • How sad but true, about the difference between men and women. 

  • 0 poeple are retarded

  • "women are non-violent but they will shit inside your heart." fucken classic

  • I'm a girl, and I totally approve of this...even girls know this about other girls (;

  • "...and i did."

  • "yeah thats where that shit goes" lmao!!

  • i dont see this ever getting a dislike...unless its justin biebers clit

  • This guy is kinda good......he is thinkin'

    he is on his way..he should study the master... Brian Regan.

  • "Women are nonviolent, but they will shit inside of your heart"

    I need a T-shirt with that on it.

  • "Women are non violent, but they will shit inside of your heart."

    -Louis Ck

  • @Akirathedon92 nah a fucken monkey said that

  • i'm in a physics lecture laughing my ass off this is so hard right now

  • Louie is so funny, lol I love being a woman

  • textbook humor right there

  • They will shit inside of your heart! lololol

  • Louie C.K is the Leonardo Divinci of the comic world.

  • This man is so far ahead of Dane Cook...you can't even make the comparison.

  • @MrFrozenyoga so don't.

  • @MrFrozenyoga Dane Cook is a comedian for boys and Louis CK is a comedian for men

  • @FirstInLine42

    Hey, that's not cool. I'm a boy and even I don't think Dane Cook is funny.

  • @FirstInLine42 dane cook is probably the worst successful comedian ever, the young generation is dumb.

  • @FirstInLine42 Dane Cook is a comedian for idiots

  • @FirstInLine42 men that are pussies

  • @plainstudman if your a man and a pussy for watching this then why are you watching this video? lol

  • @FirstInLine42

    Dane Cook = "Comedian" for people who don't know anything about comedy or joy.

    Louis CK = A comedian for people who fucking love comedy.

    Norm McDonald = A comedian for comedians.

  • @MrFrozenyoga 4 ppl like dane cook

  • @MrFrozenyoga I think you just did...

  • @MrFrozenyoga and yet you did.

  • God you have some messed up girls Louis.

  • True or not, it made me frkn laugh for 3 minutes.