HARRY ENFIELD- THE YORKSHIREMAN

[thebox1976]

Let's get pissed and have some lard sandwiches!

[MrMadjackmacmad]

He reminds me of captain flashheart from blackadder

[SpartanStig117]

Im from offensive and i find this Yorkshire

[KerrosVI]

"Bums against the wall, lads, there's a poof in town."

[joelmayfield]

I never saw this when it was on tv but its very accurate. Iv lived an worked in Rotherham all my life a there are people like this

[bodiegod]

Make this guy Prime Minister now.

[MsBabster]

Maybe south yorks yes..west /north /east no way..were reet educated

[trappedinlife29]

the best! pure GOLD

[papoj1PVR]

0:35 My reaction to MLP: FiM

[DaSwaggerdon]

she laughs hahaha i would have

[TheT33g]

dont talk to me about sophistication luv ive bin to leeds lol best part

[lokalllize]

the black guy was on batman

[1vettal2012]

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[yenrodtheoriginal]

Pure pure pure CLASSICLY funny !

[Malc2169]

Brilliant - this is when he was proper funny.

"Ave two words to say to that... shite!"

"What's the other one?"

"Shite!"

LOL! Pure genius.

[TheFlinglish]

I went to uni in York. Love Yorkshire and Yorkshire Pride.

[TheAmazingJoLuCo]

West Yorkshire person reporting in!

And this character makes me happy.

[TheKenfig]

Lets get pissed and have some Lard sandwiches

[katherine3486]

Get the Lard! Oh for goodness sake!

But nice to see some clean humour and not to be taken seriously!

But, at all costs -

do keep away from Leeds!!!!

[neil73]

@katherine3486 Hoy! I live in Leeds! I can think of much worse places to live in this country!

[katherine3486]

@neil73 sorry neil. I mean Leeds for it's road network not for it's atmosphere or people. Driving in city center a nightmare!

No offence intended! :-/

[neil73]

@katherine3486 No need to apologise! You are right about the centre of Leeds though - driving nightmare. take a wrong turn and you end up having to drive about 3 miles just to get back on track!

[HamerD]

@CounterNerd what?? It's "bums against the wall, lads", how the hell did you get boom the gates of war o.O

[SuperTruth77]

He looks like Fred West....

[MCFCRuss]

how the fuck they keep a straight face i dont know

[plasticspastic201]

@MCFCRuss because it isnt funny... that helps.

[natmanprime]

funny that yorkshire men dont realise that its a BAD THING that yorkshiremen r like this

[caddymart123]

@natmanprime what a cock you must be!

[Lewis1711]

Yorkshire is in England right? After watching this I am definitely visiting :D

[DaleWF10]

@Lewis1711 Yeah but only the small villages in the Yorkshire Dales and elsewhere in Yorkshire talk like this

If you went to Leeds, Wakefield, York, Sheffield, Barnsley or Bradford they wouldn't fit the stereotype :D

[rosine101]

lmao

[21stcenturyphantom]

1:09 has me absolutely cracking up every time.

[EroticVultures]

I've always loved this sketch

[offspringy]

I love Yorkshire but this isn't doing it much justice :(

[russinhouse]

@offspringy tha's comment do'nt do theee justice! you really must try harder.

[alanz90]

looool

[SuperTyphoon11]

Sophistication, don't talk to me about sophistication....I've been to Leeds ! !

Abso-f00kin-lutely hilarious....Harry's different class.

[TheMrgaztop]

Im a londoner, was in a pub in Yorkshire, on the dales. This character, was giving it the large about southern poofters. His misses came in. "George! yu dinners on't table! HOME!!! "Okay me duck. We ripped the shit out of him!!!! Love Yorkshire, and the folk that have kept it as beautiful as it is. And always be.

[rickyacid123]

@TheMrgaztop Why did you rip it out of him? Seems like he's got his life made.

[babycharlie2006]

I'm from leeds and I bloody love been a yorkshire lass. Wouldn't want to be from anywhere else.

[PermanentMerka]

This fellais slightly less Yorkshire than Mick Mcarthy

[dipton95]

I'm from County Durham. I went to Barnsley, and I swear to God, everyone was like this guy. And they managed to fit the words "Barnsley, in Yorkshire" into almost every sentence

[JoeeSewell]

bloke and tarty bit from next door!

[uberglocken]

Hows funny is that, Harry Enfeild at his best bar none ! : )

I tell thee !

[nogarange]

i love lard

[Koppite29]

she was dying to laugh when he said "make us a cup of tea" genius

[OmegaRKB]

I live in South Yorkshire, and I can safely say that Harry hit the nail on it's painfully stupid, manerless, classless head with this one.

[trolololtiger]

@OmegaRKB EXACTLY

[EvilLamas]

@OmegaRKB He's not done Cumbria yet, a shame, as we have more than our fair share of marauding trollops and yokels!

[bufferbridge]

@OmegaRKB Geoffrey Boycotts love child???

[warriorprince1010]

@OmegaRKB Aye thas reet me old lad.

[bazaston4]

@OmegaRKB LULZ thumbs up for supporting the County!

[evilmamaluigi]

I'm from Leeds, and this is like a documentary.

[PhilJamesTaylor]

ey up son, you'll never play for yorkshire!

[SuperRyanguy]

Token black guy had a good input

[bluegreenius]

comic genius...superb characterisation....grotesquel­y OTT .

[soulboyrochdale]

Marjory gives him a fantastic build -up and what an entrance to follow it, complete with orange briefcase!

[soulboyrochdale]

Dont think the sales team were too impressed with George! Brilliant!.

[1977Futre]

LOL , element of a certain Mr Boycott methinks.

[xhils]

I've got two words for that ... Shite ands what the other word ... Shite

[rankingtrevor]

"BUMS AGAINST THE WALL LADS THERES A POOF IN TOWN!" hahahahahahahahaha

[jamescrowther1234]

makes you proud to be Yorkshire :)

[burningcorps]

i say what i like and i like what i bloody well say!

[GraceUnderPressure1]

I can't believe my parents allowed my brothers and I to watch this as little kids lmao! It was one of our favourite shows growing up!

[RWRobbo]

2 people need to stop being poofs and eat white bread

[ianalexander1989]

spot on

[dancingbrave24]

Spot on, fuckin southerners are not ready for lard sandwiches lol

[pulsengine]

Has he done one on people from Essex?

[Clembo]

@pulsengine

Type "loadsamoney" into the search field.

[kofydnb]

i'm born bred in leeds and this is hilarious....don't take things to heart guys. Obviously its a comedy.

[MysteriousStranger03]

Sophistication....Sophisticati­on....Do n't talk to me about sophistication I've been to Leeds :D

[TheOriginalScenester]

Definitely from Barnsley.

[TVDUDRock]

7 people have only got 1 word to say to this: "Shite."

[flangermanmanmanip]

7 people like white bread

[MrPerfect1251]

Let's get pissed and have some lard sandwiches!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

[wheetabix92]

OMG his eyes!!!! o_O

[MissBarghest]

No I didn't... I was just being awkward. xD

Sorry, my bad.

[MissBarghest]

Hell no, lol. Northerners are always getting bad reps.

[19jacobob93]

hahahaha that is so yorkshire at 1:13 its something id say :L

[MCFCRuss]

' ay up son you'll never play for Yorkshire' lolol

[MissBarghest]

My grandad's a Yorkshireman. Does that mean I have a bit of Yorkshire in me? How embarrassing. xD

[jobbercity]

EY UP! haha. "lets gets pissed an have some lard sandwiches!"

[guilleory]

I'm a Yorkshire man, I say what I like and I like what a bloody well say!

Sophistication? SOPHISTICATION??? Don't talk me 'bout sophistication, I've been to Leeds! xd

[JonasSillius]

A REAL accent! None of this pretentious southern crap from the 'home counties' (yawn)

[catscatscatz]

@JonasSillius MINERS STRIKES!!! Did I scare you?

[tim035]

booms against the wall lads!

[21Eckman]

I am the yorkshireman, lard sarnies on white bread and ant bin to leeds a live t' there ! . Classic harry LMAO

[TheIntruder92]

the new youtube is SHITE!!!

[revilo314]

I went out with a yorkshire girl. She genuinely was this crass. Stuck out like a sore thumb in my uni.

Hot though.

[kazlennon]

1:36.She is dying to laugh, some effort there.. on the other hand i was pissin myself... Brilliant.

[sc841]

I worked with someone EXACTLY like this.

[MirzaHouse]

I'm from Bradford, and yes. Leeds is sophisticated.

[xlucidx]

brits need to learn to speak clearly fucking inbreds

[UshiromiyaReiji]

@xlucidx

Keep your Alans on and lemon squeezy, china.

What a plonker.

If you've got something against brits, then why the bleeding Nora did you come here to talk pony, you daft plod?

It's funny that a yank speaks about being inbred, really, since you redneck tossers are pretty much the definition of the word.

I suggest you go sit on your bottle and think on that.

[williethorne1]

@xlucidx Learn how to speak their own language clearly? coming from someone from a place with about 150 years of recorded history and speaks our language. Nothing wrong with poking fun at regional differences, English has more varying dialects and regional/global variations than any other including American English and inbred hillbilly. All are justified by phonemic scripts. If I was anal, I could say Americans need to learn to speak only when they actually know what they are talking about.

[brickbat44]

@xlucidx look up rednecks you fat lump o shite

thats you that is ;O)

is your last name smith or rodriguez fuck off you prickLOL

HISTORY RAW with accents

[promoted2005]

its funny listenin to people tryin to do a yorkshire accent he sounds fuck all like one hes class tho

[UshiromiyaReiji]

"My name is Margery Wallace and I'm the financial controller!" [RP]

"Oooh, that's lovely dear, now run along and make us a cup'o'tea!" [YS]

[h3nc0]

Alright, I'll get the LARD!!

[theskater1234]

I sya what I like and I like what I bloodywell say!

[LebaneseBrit]

This is piss funny.

[LebaneseBrit]

1:35 bird nearly starts laughing!!

[sleeming88]

In Yorkshire that'd go down aboat as well as yer 15-stone tart in t'back a' t'mini!

[covGuk]

look at his eyes haahhaha!"!!!!

[araregoodguy]

"yah like yuh cricket then?" Thats what I say to all people from Yorkshire and they always say "ooh yes Freddie Flintoff good lad him!"

[shocktactics1]

when english had accents? hello? There are plenty of accents in england still :)

[06chippj]

dont be a poof eat white bread

[dillkidisback]

Bums to the wall lads, theres a poof in town

[ThylacineAli]

My grandad's a Yorkie. -_- xD

[justamy100]

lol

[skunkhead2006]

leeds! what is leeds!! come to it what is york-shire/yorkshire.....youll never play for yorkshire.......as he points at the negro...lol.mad as fuck......last time i went to leeds was harehills estate (LEEDS)...to score some weed

[SatansFloater]

Don't talk to me about sophistication luv, I've BEEN to Leeds!

[IamHexxorz]

@SatansFloater Haha, I live in Leeds mate that's right feel sorry for me..... ;'(((

[manch01]

let's get pissed and eat lard sandwiches!!

[tombolini5]

goes into geordie half the time

[bootsterzs]

very funny classic one

[centralseat]

LOL i live in leeds!

[BLSNunsWithGunsLJA]

in yokesheer we dunt ave them culla tee vees, what a lord uf tripe. lol hilarious.

[CHRISTMASBASTARD]

LMFAO! Dont be sorry we all make mistakes!!!! ha ha ha ha!

[whereszorro]

yorkshire mad men

[Arsenalistaa]

His facial expression at 1:01 is PRICELESS!

[BLSNunsWithGunsLJA]

@Arsenalistaa lol he looks like a gremlin then! XD

[LoveAltonTowers]

@Arsenalistaa hes a mean one mr grinch.. :L

[AdamHasBlueJeans]

Oh aye. Thats rate good! Great portrayal of a stereotypical Barnsley bloke :) Pretty accurate too. I'm from Leeds so it int that far away and a work in wakey :) love it up 'ere.

[thelastdaysmessenger]

A fairly accurate portrayal of my family...no wonder I grew up to be so fucked up lol. Got to love Yorkshire though, it taught me to make do with little, not expect much and always see the negative in things. Might move back there.

[veegta83]

@thelastdaysmessenger

My mates granddad moved their family from Coventry to Bradford, so their child (my mates parent) will be born in Yorkshire and able to play cricket for them. Unfortunately they got a girl, lol.

[vehlajatt22]

"fancy another?"

"a coffee?"

"no, another shag..."

[mike261984]

backs against the wall lads there a puff in the room. lmao

[mazzag77]

IVE GOT 2 WORDS TO SAY TO THAT - SHITE - AND WHATS THE OTHER ONE ? - SHITE !

COMEDY GENIUS

[mazzag77]

dont stand up i haven't farted you know !

i still quote this all the time

MY LITTLE PONY - DING DING ANYONE AT HOME ??!!

CLASSIC !

[Shalashaska8636]

Leeds is cosmopolitan and prosperous nowadays- a great place, the likes of George Whitebread died out there a while ago - but go to Barnsley or Rotherham and you'll find plenty of em'!

[mike261984]

dont talk about sophistication to me love, ive been to leeds.

ahhahaahahahah

[DG3744]

@mike261984 As a yank is leeds suppose to be a place of low class and no sophistication!!

[mike261984]

@DG3744 i wouldn't no mate, probably lol

[breebw]

@DG3744 Leeds has about the sophistication of Detroit to use a UK to US comparison. Man, I'm going to hell for that statement.

[DG3744]

@breebw I've been to Leeds! greatest night out in UK!! Oceana, bar Risa!! great Spots!! Detroit is a complete and Utter shithole! I think the comparison you looking for is Burnley!! But i dont wanna say that because I never been to Burnley!!

[breebw]

@mike261984 yup. pretty much the funniest line of the sketch. :)

[shivbom]

I'm from yorkshire, and this is pure amazing! XD Harry Enfield gets me every bloody time

[andysim232]

Fancy another? what coffee? No a shag? Ok I will get the lard!. lololol

[starstruckone]

ave been ti leeds ,

[thisnotmyname]

"face like a bulldog chewin' a wasp"

[laganas2008]

There isnt one bad line in this whole sketch...and the girl can hardly keep a straight face!!...and er...thats that guy from fast show.

[pa20002000]

@laganas2008 who has a name...charlie higson..but well spotted, he looks so young here - I think he was also on the writing team for this program too..

[simplyscrummy]

@laganas2008 Let's get pissed and have some lard sandwiches!

[dipton95]

I've BEEN to Leeds! XDDDDDDD

[mickvandam69]

"ive two words to say to that: SHITE!"...."and whats the other one?" "SHITE!"

hahahahaha!

[AndrewJimScott]

back when the english had accents

[LiamStroudy09]

@AndrewJimScott I wasn't under the impression that we had lost them... >_>

[charlytheo2007]

@AndrewJimScott  BACK WHEN THE WHITEMAN COULD AV' A SMOKE IN A PUB!

[iDislikeNames]

@AndrewJimScott eh? how do you mean?

[DavidddWalsall94]

@AndrewJimScott THEY STILL DO...

[Gibdo88]

@AndrewJimScott Are you suggesting it doesn't? :/

[scottyboimcfc]

@AndrewJimScott We still do!

[ccclllsport]

@AndrewJimScott we still do have accents. but it's the working class people like builders and hair dressers what still keep them, middle class people all sound the same

[JLeeAssassin]

@AndrewJimScott we still do, yorkshire for fucin lifeeeeeeee

[shotokanbiker]

rofpmsl

[pmckee90]

LMAO "letss get pissed and av some laaard sandwiches"

[martynblackburn1977]

I know a few Yorkshire just like that.

[MrChobbaWonga08]

MY LITTLE PONY LOL

[mikeyman211]

"Don tok teh me aboout sofistehcaytion, I BEEN ta Leeds."

[deedarbikes]

run along and make us a cup o tea luv!!!

[mattep1ao]

close up on a man real man no offence pal YORKSHIREMAN!

[chapmasi]

You have to learn to laugh at yourselves before you can laugh at others....

Im from Bradford, and this is piss funny

[warriorprince1010]

Eeee this is t'fun old lad.

[Mickptfc]

lol how un pc is this? they'd get kicked off the air for this now. funny as tho.

[rickyacid123]

@Mickptfc The entire point is that Yorkshire isnt PC.

[ratboy1997]

bril video love harry hes so funny the egg theoury lmao

[homenow88]

good sketch, he only two because loads of people complained about it being too offensive funny enough.

[glitterNsnow]

What a legend :D

[whitejmw]

No you're wrong the accents Ok - up to the point where he's introducing the coffee ad and says - I know it's 'mis-casting' - to the women. Here the vowel sound is completely wrong for a strong Yorkshire accent.  Other than that it's spot on & fucking hilarious.

Why, oh why did he only do 2 sketches of the Yorkshireman - he's great!

[Kelsall28]

Funny - but shit Yorkshire accent

[Tostig68]

face like a bulldog chewing a wasp eh? ! One of Enfield's funniest -still makes me LOL