American Idol Paula's Stalker Song - With Lyrics

[Zanji1998]

i think he said wilona from good times :)

[silvaz17]

lol

[painihullu]

is this weird but i think he has a good voice...

[LiOtori]

This is creepy O.O

[crazycherry1995]

i wish this was on itunes or limewre or something

[sweetKaylahMartinez]

xD She says get away lmfao Poor Paula

[hahs4]

whats calk??

[crazycherry1995]

@hahs4 its the white stuff around the sink & tub tha keeps it stuck to the wall, but it still sounds like "cock"

[jess401]

Paula probably burned everything in her house after this audition. Just in case Paul did do all those things.

[marmaduke0262]

this guy is really really funny (in his own creepy way)! he should do stand up!

[18newmessages]

''i would caulk her'' lol he is a funny stalker!!

[shanaynayrocks]

yes he is, he is my 3d or 4th cousin, he is halarious, you guys havn't seen anything yet, and that no sex allowed guy is our friiend(Kinda) his name is Milo, him and paul were in this together(:

[56514katrina]

lol s..stop simon you're ruining the moment lol

[HoroGirl]

I wonder if he was faking it...

It seems really legit though XD

[kenzieliz]

he's obviously kidding around. you can tell by how exaggerated & rehearsed his looks and movements are. perfect plan to be remembered on american idol. :p

he wasnt really that bad of a singer either. hahah.

[silentdagger500]

i woulda got up and been like get the fuck out lol

[hanabanafication]

HOLY SHIT.

SECURITY.

[56514katrina]

LMFAO i watched this in the past but i found it again i got my big sis' 2 watch it and she couldn't stop luaghing LMFAO i'm 13 and she's turning 18 this weekend >:} i'm evil i get 2 take her t into my room lol yay now i get a computer a tv a ps2 and a wii yay :D >:}

[stickmymasta]

obviously hes just fuckin with her

[InFlames1115]

Yeah he wishes aha

[mrhorn2001]

if she were up to bat with a guy on first

i would balk her.

[Spongefreak89]

0:43 is the creepiest part!!!

[Tailsgeek]

I thought Paula herself was an odd person.

[masons001]

wuts peter falker??...and columbo??

[emogirl90211]

wtf omfg

[eleniux993]

......O.o

[Hi1123654]

BLEGHH!!! reminds me of this kid on my bus that always writes me love songs and tries to rape me... i gootaa guy im in 6th grade and hes in 4th. its like seriously wtf.

[genanne10]

this guy is creepy! they should have called security or a cop ahead

[xRuBbErDuCkYRaInBoWx]

The security guys had to take him away after that, and Paula said he was weird after he left.... Video is hilarious though. xD

[hotpink910]

creepy

[kstar121]

the (???) is "If she were Ramona from Good Times"

[trelleluvsu]

no its'"if she were wilona form goodtime i would be jimmy walker

[DailyHyrule]

okay i dont get the columber peter falker joke can someone please explain

[luvinlaxnlife]

freak!!!

[Schitzophreniccheemo]

Oh thanx for the lyrics, this will keep me laughin for weeks!!!!!!!!

I still think hes a weirdo though.

[nabstra]

sick bastard

[randa4ndbritt]

the (???) part i think he said wonderful good time.

haha i remember this last year

[PortiaMontenegro]

YUCKKKKKK!!!! CREEPY!!!!

[polarshoopsgirl44]

this is really creepy if i were paula i would have called security after the first line!

[lollypopcandygum]

i remeber watching this on tv. ha i was laughing so hard

[saveus2132]

lol this guy is funny

[hotterthenubitch]

poor paula.....:( i feel so bad for her lmao. hes kinda creepy....

[jamesies123456]

That has to be an actor

[Kil14Kil]

if i were columbo i would peter falker. lol.

haha.

[filearoo]

LOL!

[Trinemm1992]

what a masterpiece! :D

[CuteLittleTomato]

poor paula

[LUVMUG23]

wow what a creep!

[Twilightgurl92]

wwooohooo sing along!!!

i sing this song in the shower all the time! lol jk

[hostchinak]

this is so frikin creeepyppypypy lmaoo

[sxchoney08]

i never get tired of laffin at dis hes creepy

[monkeyc10]

lmao whoa hes creepy

[LPerovich]

luckily when you tryout you have to give them all your personal information so if something were to become of this STALKER, they will know where to find that FREAK!!!!

I saw that tryout and was like OMGAWSH poor Paula. That look he gave her was creepy~

[AznGirl963]

FREAKY!!!!!!!!!

[imapeiceofcheese14]

lol pedophiles r people who hit on kids

BUT YEH FREAKY SHIT AAAARRRGGHHH

i wonder if he really did try on her underwear for paulas sake

but yeh wat a fuckwit and pervert

[pcgaminggod]

paul! paul! have you been drinking? lmfao poor paula, he probably goes home to a computer infested with images of paula O_o

pedophile right here

[SawyersSexy]

if i was paula, i would be freaking out! omgomgomg... this guy needs MAJOR help!

[sweetKaylahMartinez]

she looks so uncomfortable i would too i would have just left the room and ignore the rest

[sweetKaylahMartinez]

also can someone tell me what he said when he said that i really love her

[funkeymunkey8012]

Someone should tell this guy it will never happen!!!!!

[buzmuru]

He nuts! "You ruining my moment simion!

[lovemiztiffany]

maybe he was doin it to get famous

[roxstar6250]

creepy

[MyNameIsEarl09]

im scared!!!!

[aidenown]

u spelled caulk wrong. NIce. Or should i say "yu speled cawlk rong. Nys."

[Genna1854]

Cough u have problems cough

[mydognickers]

scary.........

[ktdabull]

scary as shit..But funny as hell! "If I was Colombo..I would Peter Faulker" ohh my best since Jim Carey said "Spock! Are you out of your F~vulcan Mind!!!" ohh shit

[koolgrl22]

omg this was gross but it was oo funny lol

[jellybelly90210]

LMFAO :)

[tinlippslovehumpgrin]

i got short native american woman singing this song to me.

[laughoutloud4ever]

OMG hes a perv.....

hes desperate!

[R0CKSTAHHx45]

freakkyy

[AS7607]

Oh my God that guy was sick!

[dogglovver94]

this is great my bf sang me this and my face was undiscribable!

[Gangstalicious360]

and unspellable?

[Rascarn]

nice

[missvicky123]

lol

[Hinatafighter63]

hahaha i laughed my ass off "i tried on her underware"

[TheRougeStallion]

when i first saw that on tv I couldnt stop laughing my ass off

[beachchic12]

wow he really is disturbing! i would be like go now !!!

[SDaBHHfanatic]

When he say" tried in her underwear" Simon looked kinda jealous.............

[emalaavideos]

FSDJBSEFBHAWBHAW!!!

HOLY SHIT!!

[Cykelpat]

It's true, EternalPaulaSaulaFan

[Cheese0and0crackers]

YEP

[EternalPaulaSaulaFan]

"If she were a loner from good times" is whats supposed to be at the (???)

At least im pretty sure he says that. anybody else think so?

[Hsm2Girly]

no its supposed to be "if she were willona from good times"

[EternalPaulaSaulaFan]

Ah well i got it mostly right :) thanx

[EternalPaulaSaulaFan]

Wow!! I would be too scared to go anywhere on my own after that if i was Paula....*cold shiver runs down spine* o_O

[seniorbrandon]

if i were colombo i would peter falker!

[TheRealBeeQue]

poor paula

[Ceamb1234]

poor paula!!!

[becksdude]

how disturbing was this vid?!

[osawatomie1]

What kind of drug is he on? When I first saw this on TV, I couldn't believe it!! LOL!! Who would actually sing that! I wonder if he really broke into her house! She should get a restraining order for him. I bet he changed his name to Paul.

[Ether165]

it was a just a joke, this guy is a comedian/actor, there is another vid on youtube that explains it. damn this guy has guts to do that

[bootlegqueen101]

hahahah when i seen this it was the funniest thing ive ever eeen hhaha what a fricken creep

[simjega1390]

he looks like hes just kidding

lol but just in case paula should get a restraining order

[Ether165]

dude, this is so embarassing for me as a HUMAN BEING to listen to, i just cant, i had to just read the subtitles while it was playing.

[Ether165]

u spelled underwear wrong

[MeanGirl01]

spelt clothes wrong too but its still funny

[veggiepup1]

god, why did they let him in???? :-o

[luckyduckykitkat12]

lol!!

[Lineup55555]

you are a waste of life

[psa24]

If she were Wilona from Good Times, I'd Jimmy Walker.

[XOXODragonfly]

i wander what that means?

[psa24]

Willona was a character on the show Good Times, a show in which Jimmy Walker starred. I think he had a "Mrs. Robinson" crush Willona who was his mother's best friend and neighbor.

[DoodleTaffy]

there was some one in the background that yelled 'get away' its from paul i think

[Metapod42]

1st time hearing this, minus the lyrics i thought he said "if she were a black boy i would chalk her", thought it was a racist hit towards the black community, which was funnier too me =/

great stuff

[watevr6767]

hahahahahaha

[sweetKaylahMartinez]

RACIST!??!?!IM BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!

[CloverKnight]

its peter falk

[girlylisa]

HAHAHA hilarious funny haha i cant stop laughing haha...im not much of a talker so i guess i'll just stalk her hahaha..omy nice :) made my day

[SOSOMEE]

omg omg i luv it!!!

[littlechick365]

omg that is hilarious!!!!

[coldleatherseats]

underwear, peter falk her, a runner on first i would balk her, caulk

[Quadratic84]

LOL poor Paula. She needs to beef up security at her house lol. I think it was a setup because she was way too good natured about it for it to be real. She should have been scared lol.

"If she were a bathtub I would calk her!" LOL

[zacefronlover464]

what does that mean? "if she was a bathtub i would calk her!?"

[Quadratic84]

I think he meant it as a pun for cock.

[MeanGirl01]

lmfao i understand why you dont get it...you like zac efron. nuff said.

[mrhorn2001]

caulk is the thin rubber material at the base.

you grout and caulk tubs and showers and faucets to stop leaks so that water doesn't leak out.