Addicted to Eating Couch Cushions - Part 2 (BuzzFeed.com)

[themysteriouskiller]

He said SEPTIC. Which means that feces rots in the intestine, and infection sets in. Sepsis is really bad. There was nothing I heard about dicks.

[millyrocks13]

On the bright side she can go back to sucking dick "/

[chelseafcrox]

A bezoer?! HARRY POTTER!

[1234carcar]

Did the Docter say she can suck dick? 1:27

[4evergogi]

@1234carcar omg!! i herd tht two

[hoovergaming]

fuckin people taking up doctors time for this shit

[wr123737]

i no ritee

[Esthercookiebuddy123]

Idiots these dayz

[servingthealiens]

I love how the doctor says "see if there's any retained.... cushion??" like "Who the fuck eats this?"

[ro0tt]

did u use a calculator to take this vid?

[SearingWolfe]

@ro0tt Nope, he used a portable microwave.

[tamarabelony]

I swear at the end the guy said she can suck dick 0.o

[MimiJoScruse87]

From the creators of Build A Bear Workshop.

[Catskywatcher113005]

@MimiJoScruse87 LOL

[Yellowhouserox]

GROSS! :(

[bigdogs10]

"if you are what you eat" lets all sit on her!!! =)

[indianshootdabest]

I have eaten 7 chairs and two couches. Of course, she is gonna pass it through!  What was that guy thinking?

[Craziguy33]

@indianshootdabest What? not sure if troll or just fucking crazy retarded...

[RobTapps88]

Lol at the jive

[nicholasjonasluver16]

Well. Now we know where Hogwarts gets their Bezoar's.

[jesuslovesmebetter]

seriously? 

[sickmonkey1231]

i came to say WTF MAN

[TickleMehNancy]

i feel like most of these addictions are fake which is why none have health problems...

[LadyRuin2012]

@TickleMehNancy Reality TV isn't real. :3

[Sahadi420]

why doesn't someone just smack her in the face and say FOR FUCKS SAKE OF ALL THE FUCKING THINGS YOU COULD BE EATING YOU FUCKING EAT COUCH CUSHIONS!!!  Followed by an uppercut. How do you even start that addiction??

[m3m12]

240p... we meet again...

[suciaaguadecoco]

At least we now know that human can recycle old couches. !!!

[pantsongrnd]

I am addicted to eating pussy!

[gimmealiteracola]

Addictions a weird thing. Im addicted to porn, cigs, weed, alcohol, television, and computers. Oh wait Im just an addict. Yeah who the fuck eats couch cushions? Some black lady apparently

[MadCampAl]

I would get tired of my turds always floating.

[HecklerBoy7]

Why would anyone want to eat couch foam? How fucked up is that.

[jacksoness2]

wait wait wait.... eating couch cushions is unhealthy? when did this happen?

[Lasadialarwen]

She's from build a bear, she eats the stuffing! THumbs up if u agree!

[jacksoness2]

@Lasadialarwen

thumbs down if your a faggot

[Lasadialarwen]

@jacksoness2 Dude. It wuz just a joke.

[jacksoness2]

@Lasadialarwen *was

[Lasadialarwen]

@jacksoness2 ???? What do you mean?

[jacksoness2]

@Lasadialarwen oh sorry let me put this in your terms.. AHEM.

Yo' hibbidy jibbidy lacked the ding dongs that a normal person would be slack jabbin on da compoota.

[Lasadialarwen]

@jacksoness2 ... O.O OH NOW I GET IT!!!!!

[katherineluisa]

@jacksoness2 DUDE!Thats so funny!I showed my mom this and even SHE laughed!

[stripes5150]

I'd like to see the nutritional information sheet on foam please.

[SmashingLion]

*Pokerface*

[jlizzymlove]

HEY!! she shits teddy bears =]

[Rawrs342]

@jlizzymlove LOL

[DistortedV12]

What's with all these black people eating these strange things...?

[ariannacrafts]

is she a teady bear

[agenthelios1]

This is bullshit, they cant be eating glass, couch cushions etc and then nothing show up on the exam. Load of bullshit

[ragingbullsht]

now ive seen everything....hey what about her addiction to KFC??? thats an even bigger problem

[Lasadialarwen]

LOL he says grows it soynds like grews

[lidiyalatvia]

Just feed her some sponge cake

[FinalEditionRS]

@lidiyalatvia lmao

[happydragonpics]

Have you considered taking up smoking?

[interpolkillersfan93]

"YAY NO BLOCKAGE, SEE YA"

"where are you going??!?!?"

"pillowtalk"

[bigboi0562]

i have a strang addiction to make fun of dumbasses who eat couch cushions,and glass eaters, and laundry detergent

[TheChickenFlu1]

0:31 butthole!!!!!!!!!!!

[CharissaaAteYourBaby]

when i said " fuck your couch" i did not mean orally

[r25rjr]

@CharissaaAteYourBaby lmao good one

[alexedit1]

what's the nutritional value? This could be the answer to world hunger

[NnjaKILLER14]

she needs to try cotton Candy O_o

[TheAbstractAnt]

@NnjaKILLER14 lol thats a good idea

[stevethenurse]

i think the people who watch these videos have issues, too.

[DJParrish1969]

They did the endoscopy... what about a colonoscopy???

[Deetjen]

lmao.. i have the same problem too, i don't know what to do...lolllllllllllllll...

[ChrisG2014]

How do you eat your couch do you one day say to your self " I'm hungry, hey the couch is lookin pretty good today, I'm eaten good to night" lol

[plaidplatapus]

@ChrisG2014 i dont even know why but your comment made me laugh sooooooooo hard xDDDDDDDDDD

[500filipino]

Holy cwap

[HarryTurdKnocker]

I'm not here to judge, I just hope some of these people don't look down on smokers.

[stnyblue]

fuck yo couch nigga ima eat it lmao

[stnyblue]

shes gonna crap out a piece of furniture im guessin a sectional couch lmao

[Chrizzl3Th3h4x]

@stnyblue maybe a loveseat??? lol

[jldancer53]

@hhieu23 bbbahhhahaha!!!! i almost died laughing when i read ur comment!!:):)-33

[nocstud]

people are fuck nuts...

[dimondz6]

When the doctor was looking at the intenstines , i was like " that's so cool ".

[EvilMagiks]

dont leave the room. dont let the bed disappear...

[djwhitefly]

Holy Crap.

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[kyleandrewmatuszewsk]

Isn't a "bezoar" from Harry Potter?

[gregarious24]

I wonder if her turds float in the toilet bowl.

[TheSnowyice]

@gregarious24 That would be a funny joke if poop didn't float in water already. Well, it does most of the time anyway. Heck I wouldn't be suprized if it floated out of the toilet bowl in midair. ;-)

[TenshiJisatsu]

I was under the impression that a bezoar was a stone from the inside of a goat's stomach that can cure any poison.

[choni1975]

Would her poo's be puffy?

[aeofan]

@choni1975 lmao

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

@littleelfgirls123 No, she can still breathe out of her nose. The tube going down her throat is very thin, with the camera at the end. It was completely closing the airways. So she had the nose/ throat to breath out of just the same.

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

@littleelfgirls123  It wasn't***

[DucktapedTwo]

Well so much for "sofa, so good"

[sharitolazaikokimiko]

now everything is an addictive disorder, people come up with all kinds of new diseases and people can actually chose what to eat if they eat this junk is because they want to. real illneses are involuntary that people didin't choose this people just chose to eat something and they keep doing it put a few feelings as an excuse for what they eat and they end up traumatized because now they are addicted, is completely pathetic and ridiculous, to me this is not a serious mental illness.

[MsBeautifulDayshua]

I aint bouta risk my life foe eatin no damn couch cushion u betta go 2 all u can eat buffet and chop down on sum ribs girl lol

[crzie111]

its no big deal guys I used to eat cushions too when i was like 5..

[jonathanlippe]

I wonder how many new cushion eaters there are out there because of this story. How many curious people out there took a nibble. Next time you see exposed cushion you'll think of munching.

[phrequensi]

Man, Doc says no obstruction... Ain't no stoppin' us now.

[Jaayyy1993]

Monkeys will eat anything..

[mainietb21]

She took that saying "more cusion for the pushin" way out of line.

[mainietb21]

She took that saying "more cusion for the pushin" way out of line.

[MrAleper]

haahhaha black people

[HPMIQueen1876]

@MrAleper I guess its so typical that a white person is addicted to chalk and hair. :)

[griptape2000]

Not gonna lie.. I just ripped off a little piece of my bed foam thing and ate it... Not bad.

[emyrdavies1989]

what an absolute douche bag

[Whiterhin018]

what a weirdo

[MrGhostphone]

..what a strange species we are...

[bitcheznhos]

does that make anal softer with her cause there are bits of cushion floating round back there ??

[solililizzy]

duimpje omhoog al de HITKRANT je heeft gestuurd!!

[Bobbyxx00]

@solililizzy haha, yess

[kiboumegami]

Something's telling me that this lady might be a Satyress...

[MsBlablabla123]

OMG BEZOR'S ACTUALLY EXIST. haha harry potter! <3

[HannahClare01]

weirdest thing i have ever seen in my life!

[PowwThug]

this bitch is crasy

[lildmom]

EWWWWEEEE i can't imagine all the dust mites and God knows what else that are living inside those cushions she is munchin on!!

[YouKnowWhoDK]

@lildmom well thats a good thing right? gives her protein :-)

[ac1dman]

Way to help her get clean. The doctor should've been like, "WTF your stomach is full of foam, you gotta stop eating this shit or you'll die, tomorrow!".

[iyasine]

@ac1dman i was so thinking the same thing

[Barelybe]

HMMMMMMMMM....

[muleman666]

@MrAleper I agree...it was also a black woman who ate toiletpaper... I guess they ran out of chicken and watermelon... KFC strikes again!

[MsYukari91]

@muleman666 lol!!!!! thats funny , and im black/asian

[michele245]

@muleman666 both of you are dumb... the chick eating detergent was not black, but I guess that is alright with you two idiots.... smdh

[superamazingnneka]

Bezoar? Harry Potter IS real!!!

[UniquelyNikki]

@MrAleper Why does her race matter? Would it be any better or less weird if she were white, asian, hispanic, or whatever???? No Dude this is total Weirdness... TOTTALLY OFFBEAT! I am sorry but Strange things see no Color...

[mexmaf3]

how does couch cushion look when its shitted out? does it turn yellow?

[TheUndert0ker]

Hmm well if you are what you eat, she's made out of...polystyrene, nylon or something? Wow, weirdness!

[igasp4air]

please stop eating couch cushions!

[MrsRandomMadeMeDoIt]

thats the worst that could happen ? wtf.. i get sick from eating a bad pizza. she eats a fucking bed and nothing?.

tough foam was toxic....

[BriannaBlog]

@MrsRandomMadeMeDoIt i know right? i can't even eat mcdonalds food without getting an upset stomach, how the heck does she eat couch cusions? o_o

[emily1236367]

its just so stupid

what lady eats this stuff

she could die from it

and it almost made me throw up!! (BARF)

[djrock9000]

Holy friggin crap. Never seen someone eat foam before.

[jayc1035]

I bet when she goes to the couch store she screams "lunch time !" 

[iamericwhite]

Oh my god.

[jiberish001]

Why doesn't the doctor talk about the toxic issue, instead of focusing on the obstructing (non-)issue? I feel as though she is not getting the proper information she needs, in order to snap her out of this mental disorder.

[omegapoint777]

@jiberish001

most stuff has to be made of nontoxic material

[trje246]

if she got rabies, would she foam at the mouth?

[chickenwang4eva]

@trje246 She doesnt need rabies to do that.

[frickinmatchbox]

Um, that foam is loaded with brominated flame retardants (very toxic)... Ugh. I do hope she gets psychological help because this is seriously messed up... =/

[hhieu23]

do you guys think cushions that have been farted on taste different?

[SandStormPunk]

@hhieu23 depends what the farter ate. =(

[BlaQWuhMyn]

@hhieu23 lmao....

[EvilMagiks]

@hhieu23 hahahhhaha good comment... 'Now kids, thats why you should never eat cushions' XD

[mdmoo2011]

@hhieu23 ROFL that comment made my day :D

[Toodles1218]

WOW

[Dodgeram591]

mmm foam!!

[temickab]

Wow... i should try the cushion diet..

[ontologica]

I guess it isn't unhealthy after all.  She's stoked!

[nikoguy]

She's thinking to herself. "I would eat the sh*t outta this hospital bed."

[clikityclankz]

@nikoguy LOL! thats good stuff

[BluetifuI]

@nikoguy I Lol'ed :P

[InnerSmile72]

@nikoguy laughed so hard I peed my pants a little bit. Then I wondered what that would taste like...

[superdiva1189]

@nikoguy u are funny as hell..

[RenegadeQueen]

@nikoguy wow